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14% of Men Want a Urinal in Their House . . . 91% of Women Do Not

There’s a solution to the problem of leaving the toilet seat up . . . but it’s probably even more contentious:  Installing a URINAL at home.

If you didn’t know, it’s a thing . . . mostly in custom homes.  You may have seen them in a vacation rental, or on one of the zillions of HGTV shows.  They even sell residential urinals at Home Depot.

So, would YOU want one?

In a new poll, 82% of people say NO . . . 8% say YES . . . and 10% “don’t know.”

Not surprisingly, there’s a big divide between men and women.  14% of men WOULD want a urinal, while just 2% of women are into the idea.  73% of men would pass, while a whopping 91% of women are a solid NO.

Overall, the idea is more popular among people UNDER the age of 50.  Older folks are not into the concept.



A College in Utah Is Offering a ‘Pornography Studies’ Class

This sounds like something you’d JOKE about majoring in at college.  But this class is very real:  Westminster College in Salt Lake City is in the news . . . for offering a course on PORNOGRAPHIC STUDIES this semester.

The course description claims hardcore pornography is “as American as apple pie, and more popular than Sunday Night Football.”  It says people who take the class will “watch pornographic films together,” and then discuss the, quote, “sexualization of race, class, and gender” as an ART FORM.

Some people want them to cut the course, but the college won’t back down.  They say it’s a valid topic, and there’s even a whole academic journal called “Porn Studies”.  At least 14 students . . . all over 18 . . . have signed up for the class so far.

If You’re Looking for a Vacation Fling, the World’s Best Lovers Are In . . . Scotland?

A new poll asked people to rate the vacation flings they’ve had in other countries . . . and apparently the world’s best lovers for a fling are in SCOTLAND.

Italy was the runner-up, followed by France . . . England . . . and Spain.  The U.S. came in 6th, ahead of Portugal . . . Ireland . . . Sweden . . . and Wales.

But take this with a grain of salt . . . the poll wasn’t conducted by any type of international hook-up service, it was done by a company that insures cell phones.  (???)

A Study Ranked Penis Sizes in 86 Countries, and the U.S. Is 59th

I want to see the raw data behind this.  Because these could just be the countries most likely to LIE . . .

A new study ranked the size of men’s JUNK in 86 different countries around the world . . . and American men ranked 59th with an average of 5.35 inches.

A men’s health company called From Mars supposedly used “Google data” to come up with the numbers, but that’s all we know.  Here’s what they found . . .

1.  Ecuador is first with an average of 6.93 inches.  (!!!)  21 different countries clocked in at over six, including the top five:  Ecuador, Cameroon, Bolivia, Sudan, and Haiti.

2.  At 5.35 inches, the U.S. barely tops Japan at 5.34.  But we rank higher than the U.K., 5.17 . . . and Ireland, 5.03.

3.  Canada and Mexico both ranked higher than the U.S.  Mexico is 29th at 5.87 inches . . . and Canada is TWELFTH at 6.19.

4.  And finally, LAST on the list is Cambodia at 3.95 inches.  Then it’s Taiwan, 4.24 . . . the Philippines, 4.27 . . . Sri Lanka, 4.29 . . . and Hong Kong, 4.41.

(LAD Bible)

(Here’s an infographic with stats for all 86 countries.)


The animated The Bad Guys easily won the weekend with an estimated $24 million smashing Fantastic Beasts 3. The Bad Guys is an action-comedy about a wickedly smart group of crooked animals.   Sonic the Hedgehog 2, now in its third weekend also beat out the Harry Porter crowd with an estimated $15.2 million and landed in second place.   Fantastic Beasts: The Secrets of Dumbledore fell off in its second weekend, the big-budget picture grossed $14 million and came in third place. The Northman opened up with $12 million in fourth place.   Rounding out the top five was Nicolas Cage’s new film The Unbearable Weight of Massive Talent in which he plays a fictionalized version of himself. The movie opened to $7.2 million.

 We know a little bit more about what BILL MURRAY supposedly did that halted production on his upcoming movie “Being Mortal”. One source says, quote, “He was very hands-on touchy, not in any personal areas, but put an arm around a woman, touched her hair, pulled her ponytail . . . but always in a comedic way. “It is a fine line and everybody loves Bill, but while his conduct is not illegal, some women felt uncomfortable and he crossed a line.” But another source adds, quote, “[Bill] loves women and loves to flirt, he enjoys poetry and romance, he’s always flirting, but it is always couched in comedy.  It isn’t clear if he crossed a line.”

  last week in the JOHNNY DEPP / AMBER HEARD trial, Amber’s attorney claimed that Amber carried a concealer palette from Milani Cosmetics during the ENTIRE relationship to cover bruises Johnny caused. Well ladies and gentlemen, Milani Cosmetics has entered the chat to call Amber out.  They posted a TikTok from their headquarters and said, quote, “You asked us . . . let the record show that our Correcting Kit launched in 2017!” The video shows a catalog with the release date .Johnny and Amber’s relationship ended in 2016, so there’s no way Amber was carrying around this drugstore makeup palette . . . unless she’s some time traveler. Curious when this new information will enter the courtroom. In related news, IRELAND BALDWIN has joined Team #JusticeForJohnnyDepp.  She posted on her Instagram Story, quote, “I know women who are exactly like this.  They are manipulative and cold and use their very womanhood to play victim . . .”We live in a society where it’s cool to say men are all the worst.  Men can experience abuse too and this absolute disaster of a human being Amber Heard is a terrible person and I hope Johnny gets his reputation and his life back.” There have also been TikToks going viral that recap moments of Johnny being questioned by Amber’s lawyer.  You kinda can’t help but laugh at some of the nonsense Johnny sat through.

 Over the weekend, Will Smith was seen in public for the first time in over a month.  He’s in India.  Smith arrived on a private plane and landed in Mumbai, India. Paparazzi and fans got pictures of him.  The purpose of Will’s trip is unknown. Meanwhile Chris Rock’s mother has spoken out about her son getting slapped by Will Smith during last month’s Academy Awards.   Rose Rock is an author and motivational speaker. (AUDIO).  She also felt terrible for Questlove, whose film Summer of Soul won the Oscar for Best Documentary Feature right after the slap. Rose said, “No one even heard his speech. No one was able to just be in the moment because everyone was sitting there like, ‘What just happened?'”   

 Sapphire strip club in Times Square is holding a big event. So why not get a big name to host. The club has hired Cuba Gooding Jr. — yes, the very same Cuba Gooding Jr. who just pleaded guilty to forcibly touching a woman — to host a party next month where one has to imagine there will also be nearly naked women. And to add insult to injury, the bash is set to happen at the club’s location in Times Square — the very same neighborhood where Gooding harassed the first of the three accusers he was called to answer in court. In 2020, he was charged with three counts of forcible touching after he was accused by one woman of grabbing her breast the Magic Hour Rooftop in Times Square in 2018, and two other women said he’d touched them inappropriately in Manhattan bars in 2019.

 If rumors are true, CHRISTOPHER REEVE and ADAM WEST MIGHT be visiting us from beyond the grave via cameos in the upcoming movie, “The Flash”.  (You know, with EZRA MILLER.) Archived footage was allegedly used to show Superman and Batman and also LYNDA CARTER’s Wonder Woman.  The Flash would see them while visiting different superhero universes, but wouldn’t be interacting with them. So thankfully, if they do make appearances, there won’t be any funky deepfake CGI business.  The movie won’t be released until 2023 though, so there’s still time for changes to be made, so best not to get TOO excited. (That’s also plenty of time for the movie to be shelved entirely if Ezra’s REIGN OF TERROR in Hawaii continues.)

   Linkin Park’s Mike Shinoda revealed that the band has no plans for new music or live shows anytime soon. (AUDIO) He explained why he didn’t want to elaborate on his news, adding “Anytime the band says anything or does anything, everyone tries to start up the hype train. And we’re like ‘No, no, no, no. Don’t start the hype train. You’re going to disappoint yourself.'”  The last time Linkin Park performed together was in 2017 when the surviving members held a tribute concert to their late singer, Chester Bennington.

 Kiss’ Gene Simmons believes Mike Tyson did no wrong by repeatedly punching a man who was allegedly annoying him while on a flight out of San Francisco Wednesday night. Tyson was cool with the guy at first, even taking selfies with him. Tyson then got annoyed when the guy, who was seated behind him, kept talking in his ear. Tyson asked the guy to chill and when he didn’t he threw some punches, as seen in a video obtained by TMZ.  After the incident, Tyson’s camp claims the guy on the flight was drunk; officials have also suggested that the guy has an extensive criminal background. The Kiss bassist retweeted a post on Friday that said YouTuber and boxer Jake Paul sided with Tyson, saying he did nothing wrong. Simmons added only one word to his retweet: “Agreed.”










Amile Waters

Today’s birthday girl has been in 128 fine films, including:

  • Big Ass Luv 7
  • Big Ass Slumber Party 3
  • Big Booty Blender
  • Bubble Butt Barbecue 2
  • Freakaholics 2
  • Love African American Style 2
  • Taste The Rainbow
  • And who can forget her role in 2009’s How To Pick Up Black Chicks 1



Amile Waters 37 years old.

Sports Report 1

After it took a little extra hockey for the Blues to get the 5-4 win over the Coyotes on Saturday – they headed to Anaheim for a game against the Ducks.  After goals from Jordan Kyrou, Vladi Tarasenko, Ivan Barbashev, Justin Faulk, Pavel Buchnevich, and Marco Scandella…the team picked up a 6-3 win.  Up next, a game against the Avalanche on Tuesday.  Puck drop scheduled for 8:30PM.

The Cards took on the Reds this weekend.  On Friday the Cards beat Reds 4-2, then shut them out 5-0 on Saturday leading up to a chance to sweep the Reds on Sunday.  Unfortunately for the Cards and for Wainwright the Reds got the 4-1 yesterday.  Tonight, the Cards are back at home for a game against the Mets.  First pitch is scheduled for 6:45pm.  The Mets send Max Scherzer to the mound as the Cards counter with Miles Mikolas.

The Yankees increased security in the stands Sunday, a day after fans threw bottles, cans and other debris at Cleveland Guardians outfielders following a walk-off victory.

The Bronx’s Bleacher Creatures greeted Guardians center fielder Myles Straw with chants of “Crybaby!” on Sunday after Straw called Yankees fans the “worst fan base on the planet.” Straw was at the center of a tense ninth inning Saturday that included his face-to-face confrontation with at least one fan.

Tyson Fury said he was going to retire from boxing over the weekend….and what a way to end a career! Fury put on a clinic during his World Heavyweight Title match against Dillian Whyte Saturday night, retaining his belt after an epic uppercut in the sixth round that sent one of Whyte’s teeth flying from his mouth. 94,000 fans went wild after Fury won his 32nd of 33 matches and soaked up what could have been his final moments in the ring.  With his heavyweight championship belt around his shoulder, Fury said “This might be the final curtain for the Gypsy King. What a way to go out.” Fury promised his wife he’d retire after the match, ending his 14-year career; his promoter said he’d fully support the boxer if he ever decided to return to the ring.

Bears wide receiver Byron Pringle was arrested in Florida on Saturday and charged with reckless driving and driving while his license was suspended. Pringle, 28, was pulled over after an officer observed a cloud of smoke and tire marks on the roadway “consistent with a vehicle performing a donut”, according to the arrest report. He was driving an orange 2016 Dodge Challenger SRT Hellcat with an adult passenger in the front seat and a male juvenile in the back. A subsequent check on Pringle’s license revealed it was suspended in February for “financial responsibility.”  Pringle then ignored verbal commands to exit the vehicle before becoming “verbally confrontational” with the officer. He was arrested at approximately 6:15 p.m. on Saturday evening and was transported to the Pasco County Jail “without further incident.” The two charges he faces are misdemeanors.

Yesterday the NBA playoffs continued.  The Bucks beat the Bulls and went up 3-1 in their series. The Nuggets survived against the Warriors and got the 126-121 win.  The Heats also got a win on the Hawks and lead that series 3-1.  And finally – the late game saw the Pelicans tying the series up 2-2 against the Suns.  Tonight – we could see the Celtics sweep the Nets.  The Raptors look to keep things alive against the 76ers.  And the Mavericks and Jazz play game 5 all tied up at 2.

Caleb Love became the fourth starter on UNC’s 2022 Final Four team to announce his return to the Tar Heels for next season, opting not to enter the NBA Draft process ahead of Sunday evening’s deadline. Instead, the NCAA tournament breakout star will remain in Chapel Hill for his junior year. “The opportunity to play at North Carolina is something I never take for granted,” Love said in a video released on social media. “To play for the greatest fan base in the world, to play with the most amazing teammates I could ever imagine and to play for coaches who support and challenge me in every way are all blessings that make me feel so fortunate…“I’m back.”

Ross Chastain won the Geico 500 at Talladega Superspeedway on Sunday for his second win of the NASCAR Cup Series season.  Chastain passed both Kyle Larson and Erik Jones off Turn 4 in the last lap for the victory. The rest of the top 5 is Austin Dillon, Kyle Busch, Kyle Larson, and Martin Truex Jr.