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NY plastic surgeon offers ‘Barbie of your dreams’ experience with $120K full-body makeover – LINK

Quincy man caught with horses again – LINK

8 injured when boat runs ashore at Lake of the Ozarks, slams into house – LINK

A Former Disney Cast Member Reveals Inside Details About the Magic Kingdom – LINK

 

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Jamie Foxx has finally broken his silence about his mystery illness. The star posted a video on Instagram Saturday to address the “medical complication” that landed him in the hospital in April. He explained why he kept quiet for so long. “I didn’t want you to see me with tubes running out of me and trying to figure out if I was gonna make it through.” He denied a few rumors about his health scare, though he didn’t specify what the issue was. “As you can see, the eyes are working, the eyes are working just fine. I’m not paralyzed, but … I went to hell and back, and my road to recovery had some potholes as well. But I’m coming back and I’m able to work.” He ended the video by saying that “if you see me out from now on and every once in a while I just burst into tears, it’s just because it’s been tough, man. I was sick, man. But now I got my legs under me, so you’re gonna see me out.” – LINK

Megan Fox and Machine Gun Kelly are back together . . . and as dysfunctional as ever. They hit up the Orange County Fair the other night, and as they were getting off a ride, some guy just randomly told Megan she was, quote, “Beautiful as F”, and MGK didn’t take that as a compliment to his lady.  Instead, he SWUNG at the guy . . . who then swung back, but missed.  Their bodyguard jumped in to break it up, but he shoved Megan into a metal railing in the process. The brother of the guy MGK hit hasn’t decided yet if he’s going to involve the cops.

Some artistic props have disappeared from the set of Beetlejuice 2. Vermont State Police tweeted out a photo of a 150-pound abstract sculpture that was swiped from the film’s set, along with “a lamppost topped with a pumpkin decoration” – LINK

The sculpture resembles the spiny statue from the original movie, which appears in the scene where the Deetz family moves into the house.The sequel brings back stars Michael Keaton, Catherine O’Hara, and Wynona Rider, along with Wednesday star Jenna Ortega. Production is currently shut down due to the actor’s strike.  

Matt Damon turned down the original “Avatar”, and the deal also included a percentage of the profits.  If he’d said yes, he would have made $250 million.

Elon Musk is changing the name of Twitter to X, and getting rid of, quote, “all the birds.”  A Tweet will now be called an X, and followers will be called viewers

Dave Coulier has launched a “Full House” rewatch podcast.  Because it was either that or an Alanis Morissette re-listen podcast. But there’s been some question about whether such TV rewatch podcasts are allowed under the rules of SAG-AFTRA’s strike against studios and streaming providers.  “Promotion of/publicity services for work under the TV/Theatrical Contracts” — including podcast appearances. However, podcasts produced by companies that are not part of the Alliance of Motion Picture and Television Producers (AMPTP) are not affected by the strike. That means that “Full House Rewind,” produced by the independent L.A.-based PodCo, is in the clear and Coulier can promote the podcast, a rep for the company said – LINK

Roger Waters has re-recorded Pink Floyd’s “The Dark Side of the Moon”.  If you were expecting a note-for-note remake, his release of the song “Money” ends that notion.  He says it’s a “re-imagining” and not meant to replace the original, but to celebrate its 50th anniversary.  Here’s the beginning of his new seven and a half minute version of “Money”.

Disturbed were forced to postpone their show in Phoenix Saturday when temperatures in excess of 115 degrees kept their equipment from working properly. They advised concert-goers to “hold on to [their] tickets and stay tuned for a rescheduled date.” It was the 23rd consecutive day of over 110 degree heat in the “Valley of the Sun” area that includes Phoenix and its suburbs.

Universal got fined for pruning those trees that were providing shade for striking actors and writers.  The amount?  250 bucks. Huge weekend at the box office.  “Barbie” took in $155 million, and “Oppenheimer” opened with $80.5 million. It’s Shark Week … As if you needed another reminder that it’s dangerous to swim near sharks, it’s Shark Week again on the Discovery Channel. Drake ripped into a fan who threw a vape onstage during his show at the Barclays Center. Doja Cat got into fights with her fans online, because she didn’t like them calling themselves “Kittenz”.  Then she deactivated her Threads account.

More than 140 rugged, bearded gentlemen crammed into a Florida bar over the weekend for the annual Ernest Hemingway Look-Alike Contest.  The contest was held at Sloppy Joe’s Bar in Key West – a favorite watering hole for Hemingway himself in the 1930’s – on what would have been the author’s 124th birthday. The winner? Gerrit Marshall, a retired broadcast engineer from Madison, Wisconsin – who had entered the contest 11 times previously. More importantly, the annual ‘Hemingway Days’ festival raised nearly $125,000 for scholarship funds for local students (LINK)

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Kylie G. Worthy

Today’s birthday girl has been in 181 fine films, including:

– America’s Next Top MILF

– Big Breasted Lesbians

– Blackzilla Loves Boobs

– Bruthas Who Luv Muthas 2

– Desperate Housewhores 9

– Dirty Big Butt Teachers 1

– The Hole Collector 2

– Mama’s Juicy Booty

– Who’s Your Momma 2

– Yo Mama’s a Chocoholic 1

– And who can forget her role in 2005’s Breakin’ in the New Chick 1

Kylie G. Worthy is 45 years old

Sports Report 1

Cardinals starting pitcher Jordan Montgomery allowed seven runs in the first three innings as the Cardinals lost their third in a row, 7-2, to the Chicago Cubs in the finale of their four-game series at Wrigley Field. The Cardinals came into the series with an opportunity to gain ground on the Cubs, who are currently in third place in the NL Central, but they didn’t and are now 4 and ½ games behind the Cubs. Cards play the Diamondbacks in Arizona tonight with a start of 8:40 central

Following a nearly four-hour weather delay, St. Louis CITY SC dropped the opening match of their Leagues Cup campaign 2-1 to Columbus Crew. CITY SC halved the deficit late in the second half, with a cross off a corner kick from midfielder Indiana Vassilev deflecting off a Columbus player and into goal, but the team could not find the equalizer afterward. CITY SC hosts Liga MX heavyweight Club América on July 27 to complete their Leagues Cup group stage action.

A consistent power source and a brilliant defender respectively, stars Fred McGriff and Scott Rolen formally entered baseball immortality on Sunday. They became the latest inductees to the National Baseball Hall of Fame, accepting their plaques and taking their places among the greatest who’ve ever played the game.

McGriff, 59, cranked 493 home runs over his 19-year big league career, split among six teams. He played a key role on the 1995 World Series-champion Braves and amassed 10 30-homer seasons and eight 100-RBI campaigns. Rolen, 48, won eight Gold Gloves as one of the greatest defensive third basemen to play the game and starred in the 2006 World Series as the Cardinals won their first title in 24 years. He played in five postseasons, including two World Series, and was a seven-time All-Star during a 17-year career spent with four clubs. He was the first player to debut at under 10% and still be inducted by BBWAA vote. He’s the 18th third baseman to enter the Hall, making it the least-represented fielding position among inductees. Rolen, who suited up for the St. Louis Cardinals, Philadelphia Phillies, Toronto Blue Jays and Cincinnati Reds, called his career “20 years of hypertension and acid reflux” that he wouldn’t trade for anything