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A Guy Kicks in a Former Coworker’s Door for Not Accepting His Facebook Friend Request – SmokingGun

Video shows DoorDash driver stealing a family’s new puppy – NYPost

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A Man Uses a Chainsaw to Steal Food from McDonald’s – WGME

A Guy Arrested for Robbery Has a Curly Sharpie Mustache in His Mugshot – NewsChannelNebraska

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Applebee’s Is Testing Out Their First Drive-Thru Window – Peoplea

Is your Gatorade flavor also AMERICA’S favorite?  An internal sales memo recently revealed that Cool Blue is the flavor we buy the most.  The rest of the top five are Fruit Punch, Lemon-Lime, Glacier Freeze, and Orange.  (Lifestyles)

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Congress Was Forced into Lockdown After Violent Pro-Trump Rioters Stormed the Capitol Building – Go

PBS has canceled “Caillou”, and parents are PSYCHED.  (Full Story)

Two-Thirds of People Say They Feel Physically Older Than They Actually Are – StudyFinds

Busch Light just announced they’re bringing back their “Snow Day” promotion this year.  Basically, for every inch of snow between now and the end of March, they take $1 off the price of a 24- or 30-pack.  (Full Story)

A Study Found January Is the Best Month to Buy a Used Car – iSeeCars

A Woman Has a Dream Where Her Husband Cheats on Her . . . So She Wakes Up and Stabs Him? – Leader-Call

An Airline Passenger Punches a Woman After Her Kids Won’t Stop Kicking Their Seat – KTLA

2 people bear sprayed after attempting to help porch pirates stuck in the snow west of Edmonton – GlobalNews

Golf is a relatively safe thing to do during the pandemic . . . so people have spent A LOT of time doing it.  Americans played 57 million more rounds of golf last year than in 2019 . . . and in November alone, rounds were up 57%.

Some restaurants have started selling their food as frozen dinners.

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Four people were arrested after they allegedly tried to break in to Dr. Dre‘s home while he was hospitalized on Monday following a brain aneurysm. The arrests came at 10 p.m. and LAPD can confirm that the the four arrested were booked on attempted burglary charges. A handful of people were hiking over some hill to get into the property. Infrared cameras got them. They were busted by six private security took off. Police said they ran up a hill and jumped into a white SUV, tried to get away thru the neighborhood streets but it ended pretty quickly.  They had a backpack full of burglary tools that included saws and crowbars in the SUV. It appeared that nothing was taken in the incident.

Also broken into was the tiny little shack of a home where Johnny Depp keeps HIS stuff. A supposed homeless female broke into Mr Depp’s place in the Hollywood Hills over the weekend. The security system popped on and called the cops. She takes off but they found her and also connected her to another brake in around the area.  $16,000.00 worth of bracelets were stolen!!!

Remember Courtney Stodden? She married 50 year old Doug Hutchison when she was 16. Well she is 26 and divorced now. She says she is far from the person she was back then. She used to be half naked and all over the internet right? No more of that. Now she will be fully naked. I assume. She has started an Onlyfans account. 

The only positive of a big celebrity break up like the one Kim and Kayne are going through, allegedlies, is the rumors like this one… Kanye is dating JEFFREE STAR, a gay YouTuber and cosmetics company owner. Jeffree identifies as male, but his style is very feminine . . . or at the very least androgynous. It’s not clear where the rumor started, but a source close to Kanye says there’s “absolutely no truth” to it. Jeffree isn’t too upset about the attention though.  He posted a couple pictures of himself with the caption, “I’m ready for Sunday Service.” Oh other rumors…Kanyes presidential run was the last straw for her and Kim spending time on prison reform and their kids was HIS last straw.

So the final Jeopardy episode with Alex Trebeck is airing Friday. It was taped back in October. So Ken Jennings will be the first guest host we see as has been discussed. The second guest host has signed on to do a week worth of shows after Ken is done. Katie Couric has agreed to do a week.

The “do you have a record player?’ A company called Mondo that makes high end merch and collectables is doing a new line of DC superhero soundtrack releases on vinyl with Rupert Gregson-Williams’ score for 2018’s Aquaman. The three-disc Aquaman deluxe vinyl release will feature the complete score and bonus tracks and remixes and all-new original artwork. Up next will be the same for Shazam!, Doom Patrol seasons one and two, and a re-issue of John Williams’ iconic Superman: The Movie soundtrack from 1978. The Aquaman release will be available via MondoShop.com starting Jan. 6.

Here are 15 movies that turn 20 in 2021.

  1. “Bridget Jones’s Diary” 
  1. “Shrek” 
  1. “The Fast and the Furious” 
  1.  “Legally Blonde” 
  1. “Zoolander” 
  1. “Training Day” 
  1. “Donnie Darko” 
  1. “Monsters, Inc.” 
  1. “Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Stone” 
  1. “Ocean’s Eleven” 
  1. “Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring” 
  1. “Black Hawk Down” 
  1. “Blow” 
  1. “Ali” 
  1. “The Others” 

Memory lane part 2…Here are 10 albums that turn 20 over the coming year: 

  1.  “J.Lo”,  Jennifer Lopez 
  1. “All For You”,  Janet Jackson 
  1. “Survivor”,  Destiny’s Child 
  1. “Celebrity”,  ‘N Sync 
  1. “The Spirit Room”,  Michelle Branch 
  1. “Silver Side Up”,  Nickelback 
  1. “Room for Squares”,  John Mayer 
  1. “Invincible”,  Michael Jackson 
  1. “Britney”,  Britney Spears 
  1. “Laundry Service”,  Shakira

And now, here are 20 songs that topped the charts 20 years ago

  1. “Smooth Criminal”,  Alien Ant Farm 
  1. “Rollin'”,  Limp Bizkit 
  1. “Because I Got High”,  Afroman 
  1. “It Wasn’t Me”,  Shaggy 
  1. “Bootylicious”, and “Survivor”,  Destiny’s Child 
  1. “I’m Like a Bird”,  Nelly Furtado 
  1. “Get Ur Freak On”,  Missy Elliott 
  1. “Ride Wit Me”,  Nelly 
  1. “Thank You”,  Dido 
  1. “I’m a Slave 4 U”,  Britney Spears 
  1. “Stuck in a Moment You Can’t Get Out Of”,  U2 
  1. “Ms. Jackson”,  Outkast 
  1. “Hit Em Up Style (Oops)”,  Blu Cantrell 
  1. “You Make Me Sick”,  Pink 
  1. “Clint Eastwood”,  Gorillaz 
  1. “U Remind Me”,  Usher 
  1. “In the End”,  Linkin Park 
  1. “Fallin'”,  Alicia Keys 
  1. “Let Me Blow Ya Mind”,  Evefeaturing Gwen Stefani 
  1. “What It Feels Like for a Girl”,  Madonna 

Hipgnosis is (Hipgnosis Songs Fund is a British Guernsey-registered music IP investment and song management company founded by Merck Mercuriadis and co-founded by Nile Rodgers in 2018) bought in two steps, 100% of the Lindsey Buckingham catalog, which includes all of his hit songs recorded with Fleetwood Mac, plus 50% of the artist’s unreleased compositions. Terms of the deal were not disclosed. Fleetwood Mac classics written or co-written by Buckingham include “Go Your Own Way,” “The Chain,” “Big Love,” “Never Going Back Again” and “Tusk,” among others. Since 1991, the band’s catalog has moved nearly 26 million album consumption units in the U.S., with the vast majority of that number from Buckingham’s time in the band.  Now add 50% stake in the songwriting catalog of Neil Young. They will get about half the copyright and income interests of about 1180 songs. They recently bought up Bob Dylan and Stevie Nicks stuff too 

Ozzy Osbornes just released an album in February called Ordinary Man. He is set to release more music soon. He posted over the weekend that he is in the studio working on another record.  The guy who produced Ordinary Man’s, Andrew Watt, said Ozzy had Metallica bassist Robert Trujillo and Foo Fighters drummer Taylor Hawkins in the studio to work on some new music, too.  No one in Ozzy’s camp has said anything about longtime Ozzy guitarist Zakk Wylde returning to the fold, however.

Celebrities Celebrating Birthdays Today 

Jay Z and Beyonce’s kid Blue Ivy Carter is 9 years old today

Baltimore Ravens quarterback Lamar Jackson is 24

Formula One driver Lewis Hamilton is 36

Lead singer of the band Five Finger Death Punch, Ivan Moody, is 41

Screech from Saved By the Bell, Dustin Diamond, is 44

One of my favorites, former Yankee, Alfonso Soriano is 45

Country singer/songwriter John Rich is 47

Hawkeye from the Avengers, Jeremy Renner, is 50

Doug E. Doug is 51. Sanka Coffee from “Cool Runnings

Actor Nicholas Cage is 57

Shoe guy Christian Louboutin is 57

US Senator Rand Paul is 58

The Washington Football Team head coach, Ron Rivera, is 59

Newswoman Katie Couric is 64

TV actor David Caruso is 65

Kenny mother-effin’ Loggins is 73

Rolling Stone founder Jann Wenner is 75

Former President Millard Fillmore would have been 221 today

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KYM WILDE

Today’s birthday girl has had her hands on more helmets than an NFL equipment manager in 349 fine films…including:

– Backing In volumes 2 & 3

– Drivin’ Miss Daisy Crazy

– Just Beat Me volumes 1, 2 & 4

– Painful Mistake

– Return of Dr. F

– That Hurts Volume 2

– Beat The Hell Out Of Me Volume 12

– And who could forget…her unforgettable role in…Whip That Bitch

Kym Wilde is 52 years old today.

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So far, Major League Baseball has said that spring training camps in Florida and Arizona are to begin Feb. 17 or so and that the regular season will start on April 1. Cardinals reliever Andrew Miller says he has no reason to believe otherwise. Miller, an associate player representative for the players’ association and part of that body’s executive subcommittee, told the Post-Dispatch Wednesday that “the expectation is that we stick to the schedule that’s out there. We got through the season last year. Other sports are successfully playing their seasons. Prepare to arrive on Feb. 17 and go from there.” But the longer it goes without much more than a statement from MLB, there still is a feeling that the camps and season would be delayed in starting due largely to health concerns at various levels. So we shall see.

https://www.stltoday.com/sports/baseball/professional/cardinals-miller-a-players-association-executive-expects-baseball-camps-and-season-to-start-on-time/article_8441706c-ad17-5556-8a79-7694baadb1c4.html

The Mizzou/Illinois rivalry may have gotten a bit more juice to it Wednesday.

Multiple reports circulating confirm that Missouri defensive coordinator Ryan Walters has accepted the same job in Bret Bielema’s new staff at Illinois.

Walters started at Mizzou as a safeties coach in 2015, and has been the team’s defensive coordinator for the past two seasons.

The Tigers allowed an average of 32.3 points per game in their 10-game SEC schedule in 2020. That was ninth in the conference. Bielema was hired at Illinois after former head coach Lovie Smith was fired following a 2-6 record in their 2020 Big Ten season. Missouri and Illinois are set to renew their rivalry on the football field in 2026.

https://www.ksdk.com/article/sports/college/mizzou/illinois-hires-mizzou-defensive-coordinator-ryan-walters/63-d2117306-4875-49f8-a4e8-2b99dcb64c30

The Blues did their first power play work of training camp Wednesday morning, and here’s what it looked like: Unit No. 1 — Torey Krug, Mike Hoffman, Ryan O’Reilly, David Perron and Brayden Schenn. Unit No. 2 —Tyler Bozak, Vince Dunn, Colton Parayko, Jaden Schwartz and Robert Thomas. Notable by his absence on either unit was defenseman Justin Faulk. For the first time in camp, the Blues split their roster into what could best be described as a “varsity” group and a prospects group during two morning practice sessions at Centene Community Ice Center. The first group consisted of 25 players, all of whom are NHL regulars who will compete for the 23 spots on the opening-day roster. The second group consisted of 15 players, many of which will compete for spots on the taxi squad or play in the American Hockey League — when and if the AHL gets going.

On Day 7 of his quarantine, Travis Ford spent a chunk of time reviewing the status of every St. Louis University player in regard to the timing of their return to the court. He found out that answers weren’t as clear as hoped. Because quarantine periods differ based on each individual’s scenario, the SLU basketball coach remained uncertain Wednesday when the Billikens would be able to return to practice or play another game. SLU announced positive COVID-19 results Dec. 30. Ford said the prospect of a full team practice after 14 days — roughly the middle of next week — is unlikely and at least one more game is likely to be postponed. The Billikens already have had their first four Atlantic 10 games postponed. The program’s Tier 1 personnel, which include players, coaches, staff and managers, have to remain in quarantine for differing periods depending on factors such as date of a positive test, symptoms and exposure. SLU’s two scheduled road games this week were postponed along with two home games last week. Ford said he doesn’t think a game against Davidson on Jan. 15 will be played.

https://www.stltoday.com/sports/college/slu/ford-unsure-when-slu-will-return-to-practice-games/article_a921f948-5106-5d5a-8d90-78e699cb7ba0.html

And finally, ya know how reporters sometimes say things that just make ya go whoa wait what did he or she just say? Saturday in Dallas Reporter Kate Abdo complimented the father of two pro boxers for having good (well) sperm.  Here’s what that sounded like.