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‘I have the world’s biggest boobs – the pain feels like a knife slicing into my back’ – LINK

Personal trainer, 24, gets 3kg weight plate stuck on his penis after bizarre attempt to make his manhood bigger went horribly wrong – LINK

Best Cheap Places to Eat in the U.S. – LINK

You Can Cure Cramps and Panic Attacks with . . . Sour Patch Kids? – LINK

McDonald’s Is Adding Two New Sauces: “Mambo” and “Sweet & Spicy Jam” – LINK

Kraft Singles Got Recalled to Prevent People from Eating Plastic – LINK

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It’s been a long 184 days of striking for Hollywood writers but finally, The Writers Guild of America reached an agreement on a three-year minimum basic agreement with the Alliance of Motion Picture and Television Producers (AMPTP). The WGA unanimously voted to lift the union’s strike as of today. The new tentative agreement includes increased health and pension contribution rates, minimum rate increases until 2025, increased health and pension contributions and protections against artificial intelligence, among other points. Members will officially vote on the agreement in early October. SAG-AFTRA, the union representing actors in Hollywood, released a statement congratulating WGA. The union said, “We remain ready to resume our own negotiations with the AMPTP as soon as they are prepared to engage on our proposals in a meaningful way.” – LINK

Shinedown took some inspiration from when athletes are miked up for TV broadcasts and have started their own “Mic’d Up Mondays” series on Instagram. Check out guitarist Zach Myers wearing a mic and talking about stuff during a show on Instagram LINK

Lars Ulrich was on the Smartless podcast recently and said he doesn’t really mind people stealing his music anymore.  Quote, “I’m just happy that [effing] anybody cares about what we’re doing and shows up to see us play and still stream or buy or steal our records or whatever.” – LINK

The release of Static-X‘s Project Regeneration Volume 2 has been pushed from November 3rd to January 26th. Volume 2 features the final vocal recordings and compositions by late frontman Wayne Static. It includes the previously released single “Stay Alive” and a cover of the Nine Inch Nails song “Terrible Lie.”  Static X and Sevendust will be in town on October 22nd at the Factory – LINK

Start clutching your Vegas Pearl Necklaces now because Usher is gearing up to headline the Super Bowl Halftime show, and it looks like stripper poles will be included – LINK 

Travis Kelce’s ex, Maya Benberry, warns Taylor Swift about him and calls him a “cheater.” – LINK


Kristen Stewart is producing a new ghost-hunting show, called “Living for the Dead”, and it features five LGBTQ ghost hunters exploring supposedly haunted locations around the country.  It’s from the creators of “Queer Eye”. Kristen says, quote, “It started as a bit of a hypothetical silly pipe dream and now I am so proud to have shepherded something that is as moving and meaningful as it is truly a gay old time.”

“Living for the Dead” hits Hulu on October 18th.  The trailer dropped yesterday – LINK 

Someone recreated Shrek’s swamp in the Scottish Highlands, and Airbnb is offering a two-night stay in October for up to three guests.  And yes, you get waffles. The listing looks super cool, and if you’re a huge fan of Shrek this would be a dream destination – LINK


“Rolling Stone” put together a list of the 50 Worst Decisions in Movie History. And instead of guessing through this list, let’s go through a couple of the ranks and see what you think… – LINK

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Brenda James

Today’s birthday girl has been in 131 fine films, including:

– Busty Busy Secretaries

– Cheating Housewives 5

– Cougar Hunter

– Field of Schemes 7

– It’s a Mommy Thing 3

– Mommy Got Boobs 16

– Mommy’s Little Helper

– Oops I Milfed Again

– And who can forget her role in 2013’s It’s Okay She’s My Stepmother 4

Brenda James is 53 years old

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Mikolas and Helsley led the Cards as they erased an early deficit and held off the Brewers for a 4-1 victory last night in Milwaukee. Mikolas (7-13) won his first game against a division opponent since May 25. He had gone 0-6 since then. Cards and Brewers again in Wisconsin with a start of 640pm.  Cardinals, Miles Mikolas delay Brewers’ clinching NL Central crown, but cannot stop it (stltoday.com)

Vrana,  Ratcliffe and Sundqvist scored goals as the Blues beat the Blue Jackets, 3-2, in their third game of the preseason. Binnington made 10 saves on 11 shots faced in the first period, and Malcolm Subban made 20 saves in the final two periods. The Blues play in Chicago on Thursday, before playing Dallas in Independence, Missouri, on Saturday night. With three different goal scorers, Blues beat Blue Jackets in preseason action (stltoday.com)

Brooks Robinson, the Baltimore Orioles legend who made MLB history by winning 16 straight Gold Gloves at third base, has died, the team announced Tuesday. He was 86 years old. An Arkansas native, Robinson signed with the Orioles for $4,000 in 1955 and was soon in uniform for the big-league club. After five seasons of sporadic playing time and struggles at the plate, he broke through in 1960 with an All-Star nod, a third-place finish in MVP voting and his first Gold Glove.

No other American League third baseman would win a Gold Glove until 1976. They called this guy the Human vacuum cleaner. Lots of tributes from baseball players and fans over social.

The New York Jets are planning to sign quarterback Trevor Siemian to their practice squad pending a physical, according to multiple reports.

Siemian’s anticipated signing coincides with persistent questions and criticism surrounding starting quarterback Zach Wilson, who has struggled through the first three weeks of the season after taking over for an injured Aaron Rodgers in Week 1. Siemian, 31, last played as a backup to Justin Fields with the Chicago Bears in 2022. He made two appearances, including one start with Chicago. A six-year NFL veteran, he’s previously played as a starter and a backup with the Denver BroncosNew Orleans Saints and a previous stint with the Jets in 2019. He started two seasons with the Broncos from 2016-17 and has primarily played as a backup since