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Two People Switch Seats While Being Pulled Over, and Both Get DUIs – CBSLocal

A Couple Who Bought a Home in the Winter Found a Garbage Dump After the Snow Melted – CTVNews

A Fake Cop Pulled Over a Real Cop Who Recognized Him – WAFB

Bragging on Instagram Could Land Pooh Shiesty Behind Bars – MiamiHerald

Wyoming man calls to ask why he wasn’t arrested, is arrested – EastIdahoNews

A Guy Called in a Bomb Threat at McDonald’s, Because They Didn’t Give Him Any Dipping Sauce – Who13

A Guy Tried to Post Bail with Counterfeit Bills – PressHerald

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Pevely flea market announcement; fraud or funny? – KMOV

America’s best ‘BBQ cities’ revealed in new ranking – News10

Someone Is Making “Round Hot Dogs” . . . But Is That Just Bologna? – FoxNews

Taco Bell Is Bringing Back Its Triple Double Crunchwrap, but with a New Name – Chewboom

Taco Bell® And The NBA Team Up For A Flamin’ Hot Comeback During This Year’s NBA Finals – PRNewswire

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Wednesday night, REVOLT shared a report of Biz Markie being dead.  Since then, multiple sources have refuted the report.  Biz’s manager Jenni Izumi released a statement saying, “The news of Biz Markie’s passing is not true. Biz is still under medical care, surrounded by professionals who are working hard to provide the best health care possible. Biz’s wife and family are touched by the outpouring of love and admiration from his friends, peers, and fans alike. At this time, we ask for your continued thoughts and prayers during this difficult time.” Journalist Roland Martin tried to curb the death rumor by tweeting, “Folks, @BizMarkie has NOT died. I have been in contact with sources who are texting and talking to his wife. My source talked to Biz TODAY. Per his wife, Biz HAS NOT passed away. Please stop responding to non-credible sources. This hurts the family, friends, and fans.” It’s unclear why he is under medical care and his conditions are unclear. Biz Markie, whose real name is Marcel Theo Hall, was reportedly hospitalized twice last year due to complications with Type II Diabetes. 

When BILL COSBY got sprung on Wednesday, PHYLICIA RASHAD enthusiastically Tweeted her support.  She said, quote, “FINALLY!!!!  A terrible wrong is being righted . . . a miscarriage of justice is corrected!” What Phylicia probably wasn’t thinking at the time was that she’d recently been named Dean of Howard University’s College of Fine Arts.  They quickly disavowed (link) her Tweet and said it, quote, “lacked sensitivity towards survivors of sexual assault.” Phylicia’s Tweet is now gone, and has been replaced by this one (link):  “I fully support survivors of sexual assault coming forward.  My post was in no way intended to be insensitive to their truth. “Personally, I know from friends and family that such abuse has lifelong residual effects.  My heartfelt wish is for healing.” Still, students and alumni are calling for her to step down (link).  She also got taken to the social media woodshed (link) by JANET HUBERT, the original Aunt Viv from “The Fresh Prince”. Also of note:  She didn’t back down from her earlier Tweet.  So here’s my question:  How do you support “their truth,” when you’re clearly still calling them LIARS?  That’s some serious grammatical gymnastics right there. On a related note . . . Bill might be happy to be free, but he’s also MAD.  Like, possibly SUING MAD. His lawyers are allegedly looking into a possible lawsuit (link) against the county that prosecuted him, for abusing the legal process. Bill Cosby suing someone ELSE for abuse.   

IGGY AZALEA says that when she worked with BRITNEY SPEARS in 2015, she witnessed (link) Britney’s dad being abusive…this is her post 

Chris Evans Tweeted…If Christian Slater from 1989 walked into the room, and I had never heard his name before, and had to guess what it was just from what he looked like, I would guess ‘Christian Slater’.

ANGELINA JOLIE and THE WEEKND were spotted having dinner together at a place called Giorgio Baldi in L.A. on Wednesday night.  So everyone wants to know . . . are they fornicating? They reportedly spent several hours there, before leaving SEPARATELY so they wouldn’t be photographed together.  Angelina is 46, and The Weeknd is 31. Of course, it could have been some kind of business meeting.  It was just announced this week that The Weeknd is going to star in a new HBO series. And Angelina was recently spotted leaving the apartment of her ex-husband JONNY LEE MILLER. 

 AMBER HEARD has a new baby daughter. . . . and for reasons that have not been disclosed, she named her OONAGH.  Seriously . . . her name is Oonagh Paige Heard.  In an Instagram post, Amber said, quote, “Four years ago, I decided I wanted to have a child.  I wanted to do it on my own terms. “I now appreciate how radical it is for us as women to think about one of the most fundamental parts of our destinies in this way.  I hope we arrive at a point in which it’s normalized to not want a ring in order to have a crib.” She added that Oonagh is, quote, “the beginning of the rest of my life.” It sounds like the baby was either adopted or carried by a surrogate, because a so-called source says, quote, “[Amber is] so grateful to the wonderful woman who helped bring Oonagh into her life.” 

ADAM SANDLER is looking for, quote, “highly skilled” basketball players for his new Netflix movie, “Hustle”.  There are only a few rules to tryout: you must be a dude . . . you must be 18 to 30 years old . . . and you can’t already be playing in the NCAA. Tryouts will be held in mid-July in Delaware, according to a casting call (link).  Filming starts at the end of August. The movie has Adam playing an American basketball scout who is unjustly fired after discovering a once-in-a-lifetime player abroad.  He then brings the player to the U.S. to prove that they BOTH have what it takes to make it in the NBA. 

Marlon Wayans is giving Paris and Nicky Hilton their props for their part in the making of “White Chicks”. The comedian shared a throwback pic on IG of him with Paris Hilton and revealed that the socialite and her sister were the inspiration behind the iconic 2004 comedy. He captioned the photo by saying, “original ‘white chick,’” and I… funny story one day my brother @therealdjsw1 calls me at 3am saying “marlon we should play white chicks”… i replied “nigga, you high?”. The next day he showed me a magazine with @parishilton and her sister on the cover and said we should play gurls like this. I immediately got it. They were so big and was the gateway to pop culture send up. We did that film in good spirit to celebrate a special time in all of our lives. So thank you paris and Nikki for being muses. Love ya. When we do #whitechicks2 “let’s go shopping” In 2019 Terry Crews was guest on “Watch What Happens Live With Andy Cohen”, and he mentioned that the Wayans brothers were interested in working on a sequel for the film. “We’re working toward it,” Marlon explained. “I’ll let you guys know when it happens, happens. But we’re moving slowly toward it….I like doing movies where I’m a Black man. It’s a lot less makeup.” 

Parks & Rec alum Nick Offerman is set to star in Amazon’s series A League of Their Own, a reboot of director Penny Marshall’s 1992 baseball-comedy film. Offerman will play Casey “Dove” Porter, a washed-up pitcher sent to coach the All-American Girls Professional Baseball League’s  Rockford Peaches. Amazon says the hour-long series will also “take a deeper look at race and sexuality, following the journey of a whole new ensemble of characters as they carve their own paths towards the field, both in the league and outside of it”. 

Sex and “Lord of the Rings” aren’t a thing. But a casting call for the new Amazon series mentioned that actors should be comfortable with full or partial nudity.  And the show also hired an “intimacy coordinator” to consult on racy scenes. That didn’t sit well with many fans of the franchise.  A group called Christian Memes started a petition on Change.org (link) telling Amazon to KEEP IT CLEAN.  As of last night they were pretty close to their goal of 50,000 signatures. The petition says, quote, “Tolkien’s work is truly wholesome. He was a devout Catholic, and his memory does not need to be stained with gratuitous nudity or even nudity in the slightest 

We recently did the Marvel movies from BEST to WORST. Today its Top Ten friendships in Pixar movies.  

  1. Mike Wazowski and Sulley,  “Monsters, Inc.”. 
  1. Buzz and Woody,  “Toy Story”. 
  1. Luca and Alberto,  “Luca”. 
  1. Marlin and Dory,  “Finding Nemo”. 
  1. WALL-E and Hal,  “WALL-E”. 
  1. Joy and Sadness,  “Inside Out”. 
  1. Lightning McQueen and Mater,  “Cars”. 
  1. Mr. Incredible and Frozone,  “The Incredibles”. 
  1. Carl and Russell,  “Up”. 
  1. Remy and Alfredo Linguini,  “Ratatouille”.

Celebrating a Birthday today:

Margot Robbie is 31.

Women’s soccer star Alex Morgan is 32.

Lindsay Lohan is 35.

Actress Ashley Tisdale is 36.

Figure skating commentator Johnny Weir is 37.

Jose Canseco is 57.

WWE wrestler Bret The Hitman Hart is 64.

Larry David is 74.

The King Richard Petty is 84.

On Saturday 

Singer Elle King turns 32.

Olivia Munn turns 41.

The Wikileaks guy Julian Assange turns 50.

The voice of Lisa Simpson, Yeardley Smith turns 57.

Tom Cruise turns 59.

Montel Williams turns 65.

Red Foreman, Kurtwood Smith turns 78.

And on Sunday

Post Malone turns 26.

Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino turns 39.

Geraldo Rivera turns 78.

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               Ryan Keely

Today’s birthday girl has been in 332 fine films, including:

– All’s Fair In Love and Pillow Fights

– Conjugal Visions

– Filthy Moms 7

– Remember Your Old Babysitter

– Techno Sluts

– And who can forget her role in 2018’s I’m Not a Regular Mom, I’m a Cool Mom

Ryan Keely is 37 years old.

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Nolan Arenado got a standing ovation in his return to Colorado…and the fans were thrilled to see him.  The fans were also thrilled to see the Rockies beat the Cards 5-2.  Paul Goldschmidt hit a solo homer and the Cards were tied 2-2 going into the 9th.

Arenado had another reason to be happy even though his team lost…he was named a starter for the NL in the 2021 All-Star Game at Coors Field.  Yadier Molina finished in 2nd in the catcher voting but could be selected to the team as a reserve.  Over in the AL – Vlad Guerrero Jr, Mike Trouts, Aaron Judge, and Shohei Ohtani were the top vote getters.  In the NL, Tatis Jr, Acuna Jr, and Freddie Freeman will all also be represented.  (Full List Here)

Game 5 of the series between the Bucks and Hawks so no Giannis as he is still out with that knee injury.  But, Giannis who?  The Bucks got the big 123-112 win.  They now have a chance to end the series with a win in Game 6 tomorrow night.

The NFL has fined the Washington Football Team $10 million as a result of the league’s investigation into the team’s workplace culture. The money “will be used to support organizations committed to character education, anti-bullying, healthy relationships and related topics,” the league said. In addition, Tanya Snyder, who was named the team’s co-CEO this week, will take over the day-to-day duties and represent the franchise at league functions for the next several months. Her husband, Dan Snyder, will focus “on a new stadium plan and other matters,” the NFL said. All senior executives, including the Snyders, will take part in training in workplace conduct, covering topics such as bullying, diversity and inclusion, LGBTQ+ issues, microaggression and unconscious bias. The team had been under the independent investigation since July 2020, stemming from a number of sexual harassment allegations by previous employees over a 15-year period that were detailed by The Washington Post last summer.

The NFL has fined the Jacksonville Jaguars, the San Francisco 49ers and the Dallas Cowboys for organized team activities violations. The following is a breakdown of the fines:  The Jaguars were fined $200,000 and coach Urban Meyer $100,000. The 49ers were fined $100,000 and coach Kyle Shanahan $50,000 and The Cowboys were fined $100,000 and coach Mike McCarthy $50,000. Other penalties include the NFL management council ordering the 49ers to cancel the final week of OTAs last month.

American sprinter Sha’Carri Richardson has tested positive for cannabis and she is unlikely to get the chance to challenge for the Olympic 100-meter title in Tokyo later this month.  One source said the positive test came at the U.S. Olympic trials last month where Richardson established herself as a gold medal contender by winning the 100 meters in 10.86 seconds. A positive test during the trials would mean all of Richardson’s results from the meet would be wiped out, voiding her victory in the 100-meter final. Another source said that Jenna Prandini, who finished fourth in the final, had already been approached to run for the U.S. in the 100 meters in Tokyo.

On a day when college athletes were officially granted rights to profit off their names, images and likenesses, former USC running back Reggie Bush made it clear he believes the Heisman Trophy he won in 2005 should be returned and his college statistics reinstated. Bush returned his Heisman Trophy after a four-year extra-benefits investigation determined that he and family members, while he was a student-athlete, accepted cash, travel expenses and a home in the San Diego area where Bush’s parents lived rent-free for more than a year and were provided $10,000 to furnish.