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Reddit users slam parents who let child pose for poster of them eating dog poo – Dailystar

Bus driver shortage causes schedule changes to some St. Louis area schools – LINK

The Best-Paying Jobs That Make People Happy – Zippia

The “Job” You’re More Likely to Have Based on the Month You Were Born – Zippia

Nearly 60,000 pounds of frozen, raw stuffed chicken recalled for salmonella – WGNTV

Tropical threat diminishing, but storms to drench southeastern US coast – Yahoo

No pajama pants? In Springfield schools, students must adhere to dress code for remote learning – LINK

What’s the Most Useful Second Language to Learn? – YouGov

Duke heart surgeon no longer employed after being charged with multiple indecent exposure incidents – WRAL

3 brothers die after being stuck in a manure pit in Mercer County – WANE

A Road Rage Fight Ends with a Missing Nipple – LINK

Top OnlyFans MILF Says The Only Reason She Strips On Camera Is Because It’s “What God Wants Her To Do” – LINK

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“Jeopardy!” announced its permanent hosts yesterday.  Yes there shall be TWO of them.  As expected, executive producer MIKE RICHARDS will be the main host and do the regular, nightly syndicated show. The other host?…congratulations to Levar Burton…..s friend MAYIM BIALIK from “The Big Bang Theory” will host primetime specials and spin-offs for ABC . . . including the upcoming National College Championship. According to an official statement, “Mike is a unique talent and Mayim has a wonderful energy. And Levar can kick rocks apparently.

Disney has reportedly responded to actress Scarlett Johansson’s breach of contract lawsuit by cutting all ties with her. Last month, Johansson alleged that Disney breached her contract by releasing Black Widow to both theaters and Disney+. Johansson’s suit claims that since her salary was based on sales in theaters only, she’s taken a huge loss from Disney+ streams. Disney says it fully complied with Johansson’s contract and enhanced her already $20 million compensation by releasing Black Widow to theaters and streaming.  Disney has stopped all projects that include Johansson, including a planned Tower of Terror film.  

Its been 20 plus years since this came out “Smooth” by CARLOS SANTANA and ROB THOMAS. Carlos and Rob have a new track coming called “Move”. Santana says, quote, “The song is about awakening your molecules.  Ignite and activate yourself . . . you know, move.  

The nominees for the “MTV Video Music Awards” were announced, and Justin Bieber leads with seven. I’m going to read the names of some other nominees. Including the category of Video of the Year among others. See if you can pick out the guy using his actual given name?… Megan Thee Stallion, BTS, Doja Cat, Drake, Lil Nas X, Cardi B, DJ Khaled, SZAand Ed Sheeran.  Voting is now open at VMA.MTV.com (link).  The ceremony will happen on Sunday, September 12th at the Barclays Center in Brooklyn.  This year’s awards will introduce a newly redesigned Moonperson statue.  It will also honor the victims of the 9/11 terrorist attacks for the 20th anniversary.

The judge overseeing Britney Spears (link)‘ conservatorship case decided in a ruling NOT to remove her Dad immediately as her conservator. Britney then asked for an emergency meeting to discuss. Judge said no thanks. Judge is now very unpopular with the #freebritney crowd.  The woman is having her life threatened and the law is involved.  Plenty of death threats against Judge Penny were posted online calling for her to die. Here is one  “I have a feeling this judge Brenda Penny is going to have a horrible mysterious death #freebritney.” There’ve also been some racial slurs hurled at the judge, who is Black. The hashtag #BrendaPennyIsCorrupt was also trending.

EMINEM’s ex-wife Kim Scott was hospitalized about a week and a half ago, following a suicide attempt. Police were called to Kim’s home in Michigan on July 30th.  When they got there, Kim was so combative she had to be restrained.  She apparently cut herself. There were several lacerations on the back of her leg, and there was a lot of blood on the floor.  Kim is back home now, after a medical and psychological evaluation. Eminem and Kim were married from 1999 to 2001, and again for a few months in 2006.  Their daughter Hailie Jade is 25 years old.  

Who will be watching the NASCAR Cup Series Verizon 200 at the Indy Motor Speedway this Sunday? Watch for the No. 52 car driven by Josh Bilicki. His car is sponsored by Dan Block’s company called Insurance King. Dan was good friends with Dustin Diamond. The late Screech. He has wrapped his car to honor Dustin who died in February of lung cancer. Bilicki’s race suit will also have Dustin’s full name along with the years of his birth and death. Block planned to wrap Bilicki’s car as a “get well” pick me up for Dustin. That has been altered since Dustin passed. Block and Dustin were very close friends, and Dustin starred in several Insurance King commercials

Everyone is familiar “Blue Collar Comedian” BILL ENGVALL. He is retiring from standup.  He said he is excited to focus on future opportunities in entertainment and spend more time with his family. He isn’t retiring he just doesn’t want to do airports and hotels and the road life anymore.  Of course, nobody retires these days without a farewell tour.  Bill’s will kick off on the 26th of this month in Winterhaven, California.  It’s called the “Here’s Your Sign, It’s Finally Time” tour. 

The JAY LENO denim shirt tour continues. There is no tour he just always has that on. 71 year old Jay surprised his friends on a flight along the California coast.  Jay popped out of the nose of the plane while flying at 147 miles per hour. He gave the pilot a thumbs up and pretended to claw at the hood before lowering himself back inside. Jay said, quote, “The nose opens from the inside, so I climbed out . . . in the air,  They didn’t know the front of the plane opens, so I went up to the front and then climbed up on the windshield . . . just being stupid.” 

 

Celebrating a Birthday today:

Model and actress Cara Delevingne is 29.

Boxer Tyson Fury is 33.

Former NFL wide receiver Plaxico Burress is 44.

Ben Affleck’s brother… Casey Affleck is 46.

Tennis guy Pete Sampras is 50.

Sir Mix-a-Lot is 58.

Mark Knopfler, the genius from Dire Straits is 72.

Actor George Hamilton, who looks like a leather handbag, is 82.

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Ben English

Today’s birthday he-whore has been in 1185 fine films, including:

 

– 2 Men And A Ho!

– Asstastic 6

– Butt Junkies 3

– Crack Attack 1

– Culos Gigantes 2

– Everybody Loves Big Boobies 4

– And who can forget his role in 2010’s Put Out or Get Out

Ben English is 57 years old.

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Adam Wainwright pitched a GEM last night.  He pitched a complete game shutout throwing just 88 pitches and allowing only two hits in the 4-0 win.  He also went 2-4 at the plate in the win.  The two teams are at it again this afternoon.  Wade LeBlac gets the start for the Cards.  First pitch is scheduled for 11:35AM.

Milwaukee Brewers right-hander Corbin Burnes tied a major-league record by striking out 10 consecutive batters during Wednesday night’s 10-0 victory over the Cubs. Burnes’ record-tying strikeout came in the bottom of the fifth inning. Matt Duffy broke the string on the next pitch by singling to right field on a first-pitch fastball. All 10 of Burnes’ strikeouts came on swinging third strikes. The 26-year-old right-hander fanned the side in the second, third and fourth innings to set a Brewers team record at nine straight, before striking out his 10th straight batter to lead off the fifth. Barnes shares the record with Aaron Nola from the Phillies who tied it earlier this year…and Tom Seaver who did in back in 1970.

Miguel Cabrera hit his 499th career home run in the fifth inning of the Detroit Tigers’ 5-2 win against the Orioles on Wednesday night. The homer drew some cheers from the crowd at Camden Yards, and Cabrera gave a little pump of his right fist when the ball cleared the wall in left-center field. He also had two singles earlier in the game, plus a sacrifice fly in the sixth. He grounded out in the ninth in his final at-bat.

Former NBA standout JR Smith has enrolled at North Carolina A&T and intends to join the historically Black university’s men’s golf team if he gets cleared by the NCAA. North Carolina A&T athletics said that Smith is officially enrolled in the school and has petitioned the NCAA to be eligible to play. Smith’s clock to compete as a collegiate athlete has not yet started because he went to the NBA after high school. Athletes, in most cases, get five years to complete four years of eligibility.  The rule is that you cannot play collegiately after you have completed professional…in the same sport.  So since he played basketball…he SHOULD be able to still play golf.

Most of last year when we talked about DeShaun Watson it was either about the fact that he wanted OUT of Houston…or all of the legal stuff with him involving some of the physical therapists and massage therapists.  Well…fast forward to yesterday and the Houston Texans listed Deshaun Watson as the fourth-string quarterback on their unofficial depth chart ahead of Saturday’s preseason opener against the Green Bay Packers. Tyrod Taylor is projected as the Texans’ starter on the depth chart.

Aldon Smith’s hopes of continuing his NFL comeback with the Seattle Seahawks are over. The team waived the veteran defensive end because of an off-the-field matter. The decision is not football-related but rather the result of Smith violating the team’s trust. The 31-year-old Smith has faced alcohol and legal issues for much of his NFL career, including an arrest in April on a second-degree battery charge in Louisiana. That incident occurred shortly after the Seahawks signed him to a minimum-salary deal hoping that he could keep his personal life in order and continue his career revival. Smith has been staying in a sober living home in Seattle, as he did last season in Dallas. Smith is scheduled to be arraigned Aug. 24 in connection to his April arrest in Louisiana. He is accused of choking a man unconscious during an altercation that began inside a New Orleans-area coffee shop. According to the police, Smith had confronted the man about marital issues the man was having with one of Smith’s relatives. Two days before that incident, the Seahawks signed Smith to a one-year, $1.1 million contract that included $137,500 guaranteed.

Speaking of the NFL – there are some games on the schedule for tonight.  First it’s the Washington Football Team taking on the Patriots in Boston.  And the Steelers are in Philly for a game against the Eagles.  The Washington//New England game is on TV, you can watch it on the NFL Network at 6:30PM.