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A guy in Nova Scotia, Canada was just convicted of drunk driving after the cops found him back in 2019 with his pants down in his car.  The car was also missing its front windshield and there was an axe in the backseat.  (Full Story)

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Wentzville releases coyote safety tips as sightings become more frequent – Fox2Now

Residents in this state dealt with more stress than anyone else in 2020 – Studyfinds

Webcam company aims to mix horny with hockey by bidding on ad space behind players’ bench – NationalPost

A woman in England lit up one of those Gwyneth Paltrow candles that are scented like her lady parts . . . but somehow, the candle EXPLODED and a, quote, “inferno” of flames shot out.  Fortunately, the woman’s boyfriend got the fire under control before it could spread.  (Full Story)

2020 was hottest year on record by narrow margin, Nasa says – TheGuardian

Foldable iPhone may use geared hinges to fold inwards or outwards – AppleInsider

A Woman Sends a Note to a Jail Giving It Four-and-a-Half Stars for Her Stay – CTVNews

A law firm in Tennessee is holding a contest where one person will win a FREE DIVORCE for Valentine’s Day.  The contest is only open to people in Tennessee . . . and only people with amicable divorces that have, quote, “little to no custody issues.”  (Full Story)

A guy in Oregon stole a car on Saturday, but there was a KID in the backseat, so he went back and LECTURE the woman he stole the car from on responsibility.  Then he had her take her kid out . . . and he drove off again.  The cops are trying to track him down.  (Full Story)

$1,400 Third Stimulus Check Calculator: How Much Might You Receive? – Forbes

A guy from California lived inside of O’Hare International Airport in Chicago for three months because he was afraid to fly during the pandemic.  He stole an airport worker’s credentials and mostly survived on bumming food from other people.

Texas family who lost sense of smell able to escape house fire – Fox23


Dwayne Carter better known as Lil Wayne, who pleaded guilty in 2020 in federal court to illegally possessing a loaded, gold plated .45 caliber handgun while traveling to Florida on a private jet in 2019. He is a convicted felon. Could see 10 years in prison at sentencing. Or he may not see any jail time. Trump has a long list of pardons and commutations to get to today or tomorrow and apparently Mr Lil Wayne made the list.

PEARL JAM just sent a cease-and-desist order to a British cover band that calls itself Pearl Jamm. The band claims that Fake Pearl Jamm’s name, merchandise, and domain name are, quote, “damaging the Pearl Jam brand and causing confusion.” They were kind of heartbroken about it, so they sent an angry letter back to Real Pearl Jam, saying, quote, “This isn’t the Pearl Jam we know and love, the Pearl Jam that stands up for social issues and against corporate giants.” They added, quote, “No one has ever confused us or our merchandise with you or your merchandise, and so to say that is ‘likely’ is clearly nonsense.” They also brought up the fact that when drummer MATT CAMERON was in junior high, he was in a KISS tribute band that got a cease-and-desist from the REAL KISS.

A Boogie Wit da Hoodie is being sued for allegedly causing more than a quarter million dollars in damage to a New Jersey rental mansion — including by clogging its toilets so badly, sewage seeped through the floors. He was renting it in 2017 for a month from a doctor. The place is worth about $3.3 million. He left behind “bathroom toilets clogged and overrun by sewerage material which penetrated through the floors and damaging ceilings below,’’ says the lawsuit filed in Hackensack Superior Court last week, NorthJersey.com reported. Destruction to the mansion also included “carpets cut out and mismatched pieces replaced damages, stains and tears throughout,’’ “entry doors to be left open with evidence of extensive water damage,’’ “walls and trim damaged” and “damage to the landscape,” while “two vehicles … [were] abandoned on the property,” the court papers alleged. The owners are seeking $263,592 in compensation 

Famous people ARE still giving their kids weird names…Here are some of the better ones from Vogue. Ill give you the kid you tell me the parents. 

Rhodes Robert. . . son of Emma Roberts and Garrett Hedlund 

Lyra Antarctica. . . daughter of Ed Sheeran and Cherry Seaborn 

Raddix. . . daughter of Cameron Diaz and Benji Madden 

Kal-El. . . son of Nicolas Cage and Alice Kim  (Kal-El is Superman’s birth name.) 

Pilot Inspektor. . . son of Jason Lee and Beth Riesgraf 

Apollo Bowie Flynn, Kingston James McGregor, and Zuma Nesta Rock. . . children of Gavin Rossdale and Gwen Stefani 

Rocket, Racer, Rebel, Rogue, and Rhiannon. . . children of director Robert Rodriguez and Elizabeth Avellán 

Cricket Pearl and Birdie Leigh. . . children of Busy Philipps and Marc Silverstein. 

Rosalind Arusha Arkadina Altalune Florence. . . daughter of Uma Thurman and Arpad Busson 

Aleph. . . son of Natalie Portman and Benjamin Millepied 

Bear Blu. . . son of Alicia Silverstone and Christopher Jarecki 

Sparrow James Midnight. . . son of Joel Madden and Nicole Richie 

I guess this is how you make a break up official in Hollywood. 48-year-old BEN AFFLECK and 32-year-old ANA DE ARMAS have broken up after almost a year together. Ben even threw out his giant cardboard cutout of Ana. A source says, quote, “Their relationship was complicated . . . They are both happy with where they are in their lives.”

Buzzfeed.com put out a list of male actors who’ve “played the same exact character in almost every movie they’ve been in.” Yes I know Adam Sandler is 1 on that list. I have more.  I will describe the character..whos the actor you would get for that role…because they’ve done in before. NOT ON LIST Nicolas Cage, Jason Statham, Harrison Ford, Tom Cruise, Owen Wilson, and Liam Neeson.  

  1. Daniel Craig. . . mysterious, smart guy, with few facial expressions. 
  1. Dwayne Johnson. . . bad-ass who kicks ass and takes names. 
  1. Jesse Eisenberg. . . judgmental nerd who thinks he’s better than everyone. 
  1. Will Smith. . . always the good guy, even when he’s the bad guy. 
  1. Danny Trejo. . . bad-ass machete killer guy. 
  1. Hugh Grant. . . vaguely charming, intelligent, British bloke. 
  1. Michael Cera. . . awkward and dorky boy who looks uncomfortable. 
  1. Vince Vaughn. . . always a grown-up version of his “Swingers” character. 
  1. Jack Nicholson. . . he’s played the same sleazebag in every movie he’s been in since “Easy Rider”. 
  1. Will Ferrell. . . an overgrown man-baby in every single movie. 
  1. Jim Carrey. . . he’s the obnoxious, irritating, over-the-top guy. 
  1. Al Pacino. . . rarely gets a happy ending in his movies. 
  1. Jeff Goldblum. . . forever the slightly weird, quirky eccentric. 
  1. Robert Downey Jr.. . . always an overly confident snarky dude. 
  1. Mark Wahlberg. . . he always plays a hyper-masculine and extremely obnoxious man who ends up involved in some sort of action scenario. 

It’ll be interesting if this becomes a “THING” leading up to the Super Bowl. Coca-Cola and Pepsi won’t be blowing money on Super Bowl ads this year . . . and Coca-Cola said it was to, quote, “ensure we’re investing in the right resources during these unprecedented times.” That said, Pepsi IS still sponsoring the Super Bowl Halftime Show, which is essentially a big advertisement itself. Coke spent about $20 million on last years Super Bowl.

Coachella was scheduled for April 9th-11th and April 16th-18th. But it and Stagecoach will hopefully be rescheduled for fall. I say hopefully because those are the words of the mayor there.  “We’re hoping that those events will be rescheduled to the fall of this year.” She said they are focused on safety now so the future is brighter.  

Ben Afleck news here

Enjoy a mashup of Metallica’s James Hetfield singing “Enter Sandman” to the music of Huey Lewis and the News’ “Hip To Be Square”. 

Weezer  already released 3 singles  from their upcoming  Van Weezer record. But when the heck will they put out another record already? January 29th ok? Itll be called OK Human. First single is coming this Thursday and its called All My Favrite Things. Van Weezer is scheduled for a release May 7th.



Olympic gymnast Shawn Johnson is 29.

MMA fighter Dustin Poirier is 32.

She was Stephanie Tanner in Full House, Jodie Sweetin is 39.

Former presidential candidate Pete Buttigieg is 39. Also Joe Biden’s nominee for Secretary of Transportation.

Comedian Frank Caliendo is 47.

She played Adriana in The Sopranos, actress Drea de Matteo, is 49.

One of the Wayans’, Shawn Wayans, is 50.

Basketball coach, Jeff Van Gundy is 59.

Peg Bundy, actress Katey Sagal, is 67.

TV chef and sometime racist Paula Deen is 74.

The one, the only Dolly Parton is 75 today.

Former NFL head coach Dan Reeves is 77.

Actress Melanie Griffith’s mom and star of Alfred Hitchcock’s The Birds, Tippi Hedren, is 91.

And today would have been Edgar Allan Poe’s 172nd birthday.

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Sheena Ryder

Today’s birthday girl has been slammed more than a WWE wrestler in 231 fine films…including:

– The Booty On This White Girl

– I’m A Nymphomaniac Like Mom 5

– Insatiable Itch Relief

– Mandingo’s Naughty Wives Club 2

– Massive Asses 6

– Relax He’s My Stepdad 7

– And who could forget her role in 2015’s It’s Okay She’s My Mother in Law 15

Sheena Ryder is 37 years old today.

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After the Sharks picked up a quick 2-0 lead in the first the Blues looked to be in trouble yet again last night.  However – a 4 period fourth with two goals from Justin Faulk, Mike Hoffman’s first goal as a Blue, and a goal from Brayden Schenn…they went up 4-3 after 2.  About 5 mins in the 3rd the Sharks tied things up but just half way through the 3rd, Jordan Kyrou picked up his 2nd goal of the year and that was the game winner…final score 5-4.  The Blues and Sharks play again tomorrow at 8PM.

Some more NFL moves happened yesterday.  The two main of note both happened in Baltimore where the Ravens have released backup QB Robert Griffin III and RB Mark Ingram.  Griffin has been with the Ravens since 2018 and made his debut with the Washington Football Team back in 2012.  This was his 8th year in the NFL.  As far as Ingram, as the team releases him, it will free up $5 million dollars in cap space for the Ravens.

When we talk about Bills mafia you think about drunken shenanigans and people jumping through tables.  However – the Bills Mafia has proven that they are way more than that.  Last week when Lamar Jackson exited the game against the Bills with an injury, they stepped up and did something awesome for him.  They raised more than $360,000 and donated it to Jackson’s favorite charity.  Awesome!

The fans in Houston Texas are supporting Deshaun Watson.  Now, it seems like there is no way that he will ever take another snap in Houston, Watson is asking the fans to NOT rally for him.  There was a planned march in support of Watson but he asked them not to gather because of COVID concerns.  Watson is unhappy with the front office and apparently they aren’t happy with him either.  We will have to wait and see if another team out there will give Deshaun a chance and what direction the Texans will go next year.

Yesterday the United States Women National Team took on Columbia in a Friendly and thanks to a hat trick from Sam Mewis, the US won 4-0.  It was family affair because her old sister Kristie scored the other goal.  The two teams will play again on Friday.

So yesterday some rumors came out that the Cardinals did present new offers to both Yadier Molina and Adam Wainwright – but this morning I’m seeing that may NOT be the case – we did see another big name finding a new team.  Jon Lester has agreed to the a deal with the Washington Nationals.  As far as Yadi is concerned…apparently during a Puerto Rican league game yesterday…he pitched an inning and actually recorded a strike out.  As far as any update with either Yadier Molina or Adam Wainwright signing with the Cardinals….we still got nothing.

And finally — New York Mets general manager Jared Porter sent explicit, unsolicited texts and images to a female reporter starting back in 2016. The woman, a foreign correspondent who had moved to the United States to cover Major League Baseball, said at one point she ignored more than 60 messages from Porter before he sent the final lewd photo. The text relationship started casually and then he began complimenting her appearance, inviting her to meet him in various cities and asking why she was ignoring him. And the texts show she had stopped responding to Porter after he sent a photo of pants featuring a bulge in the groin area. Porter continued texting her anyway, sending dozens of messages despite the lack of a response. On Aug. 11, 2016, a day after asking her to meet him at a hotel in Los Angeles, Porter sent the woman 17 pictures. The first 15 photos were of the hotel and its restaurants. The 16th was the same as an earlier photo of the bulge in the pants. The 17th was of a bare penis.  He and the Mets have acknowledged his actions and he says he regrets his behavior.  The team is currently investigating things.

Finally — 19th ranked Mizzou is back on the court tonight to take on South Carolina in Columbia.  Also 22nd ranked Illinois takes on Penn State tonight.