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A Guy’s Angry Girlfriend Crashed a Mack Truck into Their Mobile Home – LINK

HOOSHE EXTRA – When a possum walked into a Brooklyn bar, Sara Fulton said, ‘I’m from Alaska. I got this.’ – LINK


83% of People Claim They’d “Keep It a Secret” If They Won a Lotto Jackpot – LINK

If You’re Over 5’9″, You’re at Higher Risk for More Than 100 Health Conditions – LINK

GameStop employees walk out, urge customers to shop elsewhere – LINK

Did a Fake Costco Tweet About Hot Dogs Tank Its Stock Price? –  LINK

Target is slashing prices on overstocked big-ticket items – LINK

Grocery Stores Can’t Keep Prices Down, So Here Are Eight Ways to Save – LINK

A Former Burglar Says This Is the Best Way to Prevent Break-Ins – LINK

Smelly tap water? Rains cause taste issues in St. Louis County – LINK


JOHNNY DEPP has joined TikTok, and his first video shows him performing onstage with JEFF BECK in the U.K. and being greeted by adoring fans. In the caption, he thanks his fans for being there for him, and says, quote, “and now, we will all move forward together.” He and Beck have music coming out next month. Dude joined yesterday and has over 2 million followers already (LINK)

NICK CANNON isn’t done having kids quite yet.  In fact, he hinted at breaking his personal record of having three babies in a year. During an appearance on the “Lip Service podcast yesterday, he responded to the rumor that he is expecting more children this year by saying, quote, “The stork is on the way.” He admitted to sleeping around quite a bit last December . . . so we will have to stay tuned for more Cannon babies this fall.  After all, he added, quote, “If you thought it was a lot of kids last year . . .” (LINK)

He’s probably joking, but JON CRYER the guy who co starred as Alan, Charlei Sheen’s brother on two and a half men and in Hot Shots,  said that after seeing “Top Gun: Maverick”, it might be time to, quote, “reunite with Sheen” and do a third “Hot Shots” movie. The original “Hot Shots” came out in 1991, and was a parody of “Top Gun”.  There was a sequel in 1993, but Jon wasn’t in it. 

For those worried about the fate of Deadpool under Disney, we have some new assurance for you.  The film’s writers have said the movie WILL be Rated-R and there WILL be F-bombs. In an interview with “The Playlist, they said, quote, “They are gonna let Deadpool be Deadpool, you know?  It’s not like any particular joke may be the one that they say, ‘you know, that’s too far’, that could happen, but to this point, it’s been nothing but support.” They also added that Marvel has been very open and inviting . . . even offering any help they may need.  Like asking, quote, “What from our universe would you like to use?” and assuring, quote, “This is not going to be the Disney-fied ‘Deadpool'” (LINK) 

The Amazon series “A League of Their Own” is inspired by the 1992 movie of the same name, but it doesn’t involve the same characters.  And it’ll explore issues of sexuality and race, which the movie didn’t do. It “takes a deeper look at race and sexuality, following the journey of a whole new ensemble of characters as they carve their own paths towards the field, both in the league and outside of it.” There’s also a character reminiscent of MAMIE JOHNSON . . . a real-life pitcher who wasn’t allowed to play in the women’s league because she was black, and ended up being one of the few females to play in the Negro League. The first teaser for Amazon’s “A League of Their Own” dropped yesterday.  The show premieres on August 12th.) 

The Peacock series “Yellowstone” has had a legit economic impact on the state of Montana.  Production on Season 4 alone brought $72 million to businesses, and another $85 million to the state itself. But it hasn’t necessarily been great for the LOCALS.  Because now a bunch of WANNABES who love the show are moving there (LINK)

An investment firm called the Beartooth Group says, quote, “We’ve had an influx of all sorts of wealthy individuals looking for ranches.  They’re looking to own really amazing large properties.” A lifelong Montana resident named Ginger Rice spoke to “People” magazine about all the, quote, “highfalutin’ people” moving in. She said, quote, “I don’t like how busy it is.  I don’t like the traffic.  And it’s too expensive.” 

Director Martin Scorsese wrote that he “had many plans to work” with late Goodfellas actor Ray Liotta “again but the timing was always off, or the project wasn’t quite right.”, adding “I regret that now.”  Scorsese added that he wanted to work with Liotta after seeing him in 2019’s Marriage Story, so he could “explore the gravity in his presence, so different from the young, sprightly actor he was when I met him.”  The director also wrote “I wish I’d had the chance to see him just once more, too — to tell him just how much the work we did together meant to me. But maybe he knew that. I hope so.”  Liotta died in his sleep last month at 67 years old. 

Todd Phillips is “getting pretty close on a Joker sequel.” This could be true since Warner Brothers Discovery has asked Phillips to take on an advisory role to oversee the DC Universe. There’s no word if Jaoquin Phoenix would reprise his role. In the meantime, the next lineup of DC releases include Aquaman, The Flash, Shazam, and Black Adam. 

Todd and Julie Chrisley have been found guilty of bank fraud and tax evasion. Their accountant Peter Tarantino was also found guilty on related charges including aiding and abetting filing false tax returns.  Sentencing has not been scheduled. Their lawyer, Bruce Morris said in a statement, ‘we are disappointed  in the verdict. We plan an appeal.’

Journey’s just released a new song called “Don’t Give Up On Us”.  The power ballad comes from their upcoming album, Freedom, which is Journey’s first release of new material since 2011.   Other singles from the album include the previously released “Let It Rain,” “You Got the Best of Me” and “The Way We Used to Be.” Freedom drops on July 8th.

Laurie Anderson, the partner of the late Lou Reed, is helping to release an album of early demos and previously unheard material from the Velvet Underground icon. Words & Music, May 1965 will arrive August 26th, on what would have been Reed’s 80th birthday. Reed wrote and recorded many of the songs on a cassette, mailing it to himself as a  “poor man’s copyright”.  The cassette remained in that same envelope for 50 years.   

Even if you’re not a fan of WILL FERRELL’s comedy (or his more serious side), you have to admit, he’s had some pretty good movies.  “Esquire took the challenge of ranking all 39 of them.  Here are the Top 10: (LINK)

  1. “Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy”, 2004 
  1. “Stranger than Fiction”, 2006 
  1. “Elf”, 2003 
  1. “The Lego Movie”, 2014 
  1. “Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby”, 2006 
  1. “Zoolander”, 2001 
  1. “Everything Must Go”, 2010 
  1. “The Other Guys”, 2010 
  1. “Old School”, 2003 

10.  “Step Brothers”, 2008


Allman Brothers Band guitarist Derek Trucks is 43

TV show host Maria Menounos is 44

Sturgill Simpson is 44.  Grammy-winning country singer.

Kanye West is 45

Keenen Ivory Wayans is 64. The Godfather of the Wayans family.  He opened the door for his brothers, Damon, Shawn and Marlon . . . as well as his nephew, Damon Jr.  He also wrote, directed and starred in one of the most HI-larious movies ever:  “I’m Gonna Git You Sucka”.

“Total Eclipse of The Heart” singer Bonnie Tyler is 71

Boz Scaggs is 78.  Biggest hit:  1976’s “Lido Shuffle”.

Chuck Negron is 80.  Three Dog Night singer who used to have a $2,000-a-day coke habit.

Nancy Sinatra is 82.  Frank’s daughter, who gave us “These Boots Are Made For Walkin'”

Porn B

Ashley Long

Today’s birthday girl has been in 408 fine films, including:

  • All About Ass 8
  • Anal Retentive 1
  • Breakin’ ‘Em In 2
  • Fast Times at Deep Crack High 6
  • Grand Theft Orgy 2
  • Gutter Mouths 27
  • Pump Friction
  • Young Wet and Wild 1 & 2
  • And who can forget her role in 2003’s Shane’s World 33: Down For Whatever

Ashley Long is 43 years old

Sports Report 1

Last night the Cards opened up their series with the Rays in Tampa.  It DID take a little extra baseball as the game wrapped up in the 10th.  Dakota Hudson had a strong showing and struck out 6 in the non-decision.  However – it was the Rays who came away with a 4-2 win after a walk off 3-run homer gave Tampa the win.  Two teams are at it again today.  First pitch is scheduled for 6:10PM.  Packy Naughton gets the start.

The Los Angeles Angels’ went from having one of the best records in the American League to a gnarly losing streak…and for that reason….Joe Maddon lost his job yesterday. Third base coach Phil Nevin will be the interim manager for the rest of the season. The Angels tied a club record with their 13th straight loss Tuesday night, falling 6-5 to the Boston Red Sox in 10 innings. The Angels — who are 27-30 — lost 13 straight during the 1988-89 seasons. The defeat surpasses the 1988 mark for longest single-season skid in club history.

And – we will stay in Tampa, where the Rangers and Lightning played Game 4.  And – the Lightning have evened up the series with a 4-1 ass kicking.  The series is now tied 2-2 and the winner will face the Avs who swept the Oilers.   Next game for the Eastern Conference Final is tomorrow at 7PM.

The New York Times reported Tuesday that Cleveland Browns quarterback Deshaun Watson booked massage appointments with at least 66 different women over 17 months, from fall 2019 through spring 2021. A few of these additional women spoke publicly for the first time to the Times. One woman, who did not sue Watson or complain to the police, told reporters that he was persistent in his requests for sexual acts during their massage, including “begging” her to put her m***h on his p***s.

The Denver Broncos have entered a sale agreement with the Walton-Penner family ownership group. The agreement is for $4.65 billion. That would be a record price paid for a North American sports franchise. The Walton-Penner group — headed by Walmart heir Rob Walton; his daughter, Carrie Walton Penner; and her husband, Greg Penner — will also include the co-CEO of Ariel Investments as well as chair of the board of the Starbucks Corp. and a director at JP Morgan Chase. The sale agreement is now subject to review by the NFL’s finance committee and then must be approved by a full vote of NFL owners. Twenty-four yes votes are needed for the sale to be approved.

The Washington Commanders plan on unveiling a mascot next season, but the team won’t do so until later in the campaign. The Commanders announced Monday that the mascot would be revealed Jan. 1 for a Week 17 game against the Cleveland Browns at FedEx Field. The team said there will be a “season-long fan engagement program” to help select the mascot, adding that details of that program will be unveiled later this summer.

Tiger Woods is taking a break. The 46-year-old announced on Twitter that he is skipping the upcoming U.S. Open Championship as his body continues to heal from the car crash that left him with severe leg injuries last year. He said QUOTE: “I previously informed the USGA that I will not be competing in the @usopengolf as my body needs more time to get stronger for major championship golf. I do hope and plan to be ready to play in Ireland at @JPProAm and at @TheOpen next month!” In late May, Woods hit the links for his second professional event since the accident while playing in the PGA Championship in Oklahoma.

We mentioned yesterday that Dustin Johnson has resigned from the PGA Tour completely after taking a reported nine-figure mega-deal to play in the Saudi-backed LIV Golf. The deal is worth $125 million. He said QUOTE: “Obviously at this time it’s hard to speak on what the consequences will be, but for right now I resigned my membership from the Tour. I’m going to play here, for now. That’s the plan.” Phil Mickelson has reportedly been paid $200 million to participate, and is by far its most high-profile signee, with Johnson second.

Mickelson and Johnson are welcome to play the U.S. Open next week under a USGA decision that puts the open nature of the championship over a player’s decision to play in a rival league. Mickelson and Johnson are among a dozen players in the LIV Golf Invitational this week who are exempt for the U.S. Open. Both have said they plan to play the third major of the year.  The USGA said: “Regarding players who may choose to play in London this week, we simply asked ourselves this question — should a player who had earned his way into the 2022 U.S. Open, via our published field criteria, be pulled out of the field as a result of his decision to play in another event? And we ultimately decided that they should not.”