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Man Who Married Sex Doll Is Now Having An Intimate Affair With An Ashtray – LINK

Banner plane that some perceived as hate message was actually marriage proposal – Local10

Creme Savers make their grand return after 10 years – LINK

Twix Seasoning Now Exists, so Everything Can Taste Like Candy Bars – Chewboom

This Beloved Cookie Company Is Being Sued for Not Using Real Fudge – EatThis

“Party Poopers” Are Less Fun and More Stressed – LINK

Missouri ranks among Top 5 on auto theft list – Fox2Now

Is This the Worst Day of the Week to Eat Fast Food? – EatThis

Scammers have bilked consumers out of $545 million in Covid-related fraud – CNBC

OVERREACTION? Anti-Masker Peed on the Counter at Dairy Queen – CTVNews

A Guy’s Credit Card Got Declined, so He Set the Place on Fire – LINK

 

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There’s a pretty unique movie coming out on Peacock in two weeks called “My Son”.  It stars JAMES MCAVOY as a man trying to find his kidnapped son. What’s unique about it is that James did the whole movie WITHOUT A SCRIPT.  All he had were basic plot details for his character. Everyone else knew what was going on, though . . . so James had to improvise and react in real time to what was happening around him.

Paramount is delaying three of its major releases due to COVID . . . including the two big TOM CRUISE movies. “Top Gun: Maverick” has been delayed from November 19th of this year to May 27th of NEXT year. “Mission: Impossible 7” was supposed to come out on May 27th of next year, but it’s been pushed back to September 30th. And “Jackass Forever” was originally scheduled to come out in less than two months . . . on October 22nd.  Instead, it’ll hit theaters on February 4th, 2022. 

From the Im not surprised file… vaccine skeptic, JOE ROGAN, has tested positive for COVID, and had to postpone his show tomorrow in Nashville. He made the announcement in an Instagram video (LINK). Ivermectin has recently gone so viral that last weekend, the FDA tweeted (LINK), quote, “You are not a horse.  You are not a cow.  Seriously, y’all.  Stop it. .”   

There’s a reason they call them SHARKS:  KEVIN O’LEARY and KEVIN HARRINGTON from “Shark Tank” are accused of being rip-off artists . . . and they’re being sued by 20 of their alleged victims. Supposedly, the Kevins steered investors and entrepreneurs to hire one of two companies . . . InventureX or Ideazon . . . to handle crowdfunding for their businesses.  They were even told they might appear on “Shark Tank”. But after paying up, they got NOTHING in return.  They think it may have all been a big scam . . . and there might be hundreds, if not thousands, of other would-be entrepreneurs who got suckered into it, too.  

A million without power and 4 dead. Master P (LINK) looking out for the people of New Orleans who’ve been devastated by yet another hurricane … by sending them some clean water.  Mr P is from the area and ready to help with his water company, LA Great, providing help. to those who’ve been impacted … especially the most vulnerable.

JoJo Siwa and Olympic gold medalist Suni Lee have already been announced as contestants on Dancing with the Stars. Guess who else is apparently on? Seen going inside the rehearsal studio was Olivia Jade, Lori Loughlin’s kid. Olivia was caught up in the now-infamous college admissions scandal of 2019. Yeah, that girl. The official cast announcement isn’t until next week.

Netflix bought global rights of Seinfeld in 2019 for about $500 million. Hulu had it for 6 years.  Now we have a premeire date on Netflix which is Oct. 1. The press release announcing the date is written as if Seinfeld were a new series  with 1980s/’90s credits for stars Julia Louis-Dreyfus (Troll, Family Ties), Jason Alexander (Pretty Woman) and Michael Richards (UHF, Fridays). Seinfeld will also move to ViacomCBS (LINK) takes over cable rights to the show to run on Comedy Central, TV Land and Paramount Network. 

ELLEN DEGENERES kicks off the 19th and final season of “Ellen” on Monday the 13th.  And yesterday she announced a bunch of celebrity guests. They include Jennifer Aniston, Jimmy Kimmel, Kim Kardashian, Tiffany Haddish, Imagine Dragons, Melissa McCarthy, Diddy, Julianne Moore, and Melissa Etheridge. She’ll tape the show with a live, fully-vaccinated audience.  

NELLY released his first country-inspired album last week called “Heartland”. It has collaborations with Kane Brown, Darius Rucker, and Florida Georgia Line.  First song is called Lil Bit…I dig it. . . but where were the ladies? Well, he just announced there’s a SECOND part on the way . . . and on this one he’ll collaborate with ONLY the women of country. 

Celebrity chef GUY FIERI is a huge metalhead.  During a recent interview he said, quote, “I’m a Metallica junkie . . . Pantera, [Rage Against the Machine], AC/DC. “I mean, you name it . . . There was just something about living in Los Angeles and living down in Long Beach back in the day.  And Rage coming out and just getting all of that energy.” But Guy isn’t always in charge of the playlist at home.  Quote, “[My wife] won’t let me play it at house parties.  I don’t get to necessarily always jam my Rage. “But the awesome thing is both of my sons are huge fans.  So whenever mom’s not [around], we get to play Rage.”

Celebrating a Birthday today 

Aimee Osbourne is 38.  Ozzy and Sharon’s eldest daughter.  She refused to be on “The Osbournes” out of dislike for the publicity.  She’s now a “synth-pop” artist who goes by the name ARO . . . which is pronounced just like “arrow”.

Katt Williams is 50.  Weed-lovin’, often-arrested comedian.

Salma Hayek is 55.

Lennox Lewis is 56.  Boxing Hall of Famer.

Keanu Reeves is 57.  Neo in “The Matrix”, the title character in the “John Wick” movies, and Ted “Theodore” Logan in the “Bill & Ted” movies.

Eric Dickerson is 61.  Goggles-wearing football Hall of Famer.

Steve Porcaro is 64.  The amazing keyboardist in Toto.  Biggest hits:  “Hold the Line”, “Rosanna”, and “Africa”.  His brother Mike, who was Toto’s bass player, had ALS and died in 2015.

Jimmy Connors is 69.  Tennis Hall of Famer.

Mark Harmon is 70.  Leroy Jethro Gibbs on “NCIS”.

TMZ.com founder Harvey Levin is 71

Terry Bradshaw is 73.  Football Hall of Famer.  He also did that reality series called “Better Late Than Never”, where he ran around other countries with William Shatner, Henry Winkler, and George Foreman.

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Jeanie Rivers

Today’s birthday girl has been in 123 fine films, including:

– Babewatch 12

– Beach Ballin’

– Boobtown Betties

– A Hard Day At the Office

– Hot Bods And Tail Pipe 23

– The White Panty Chronicles 11

– And who can forget her role in 2000’s Creme De La Face 44: Cream Rinse

Jeanie Rivers is 41 years old.

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A day/night doubleheader had the Cards and Reds making up for Tuesday night’s postponed game.  In the first game, the Paul Goldschmidt went deep for the 23rd time, and the Cards picked up the 5-4 win.  Genesis Cabrera picked up the win and Giovanny Gallegos got the save.  In the night game, it was a much different story.  The Reds picked up the 12-2 win.  JA Happ got the loss.  The Cardinals are off tonight but take on the Brewers starting tomorrow.  First pitch is scheduled for 7:45PM.

Ahead of the new season, NFL players voted to pick the best in the league heading into the 2021 NFL season.  Chiefs Patrick Mahomes is the man! He’s entering his fourth season as a starter, and could move up in the Chiefs and NFL record book. Mahomes was just named the No. 1 player!
No. 2, Aaron Donald, Los Angeles Rams – Defensive tackle
No. 3, Aaron Rodgers, Green Bay  Packer’s – QB
No. 4, Derrick Henry, Tennessee Titans · RB
No. 5, Travis Kelce, Kansas City Chiefs · TE

Wondering where The G.O.A.T. Tom Brady landed? The Buccaneers Super Bowl champ is No. 7.

Former All-Star pitchers John Smoltz and Al Leiter will end their in-studio work with MLB Network after refusing to receive the COVID-19 vaccine.  MLB Network began to implement a vaccine mandate for all employees Tuesday. Smoltz and Leiter will continue to work for MLB Network through the 2021 postseason but will work remotely. Smoltz is reportedly still slated to call a Division Series game for MLB Network on-site in October.

Washington Nationals vice president Bob Boone has informed the team that he will resign instead of complying with a COVID-19 vaccine mandate for all non-uniformed employees. Boone, 73, has been with the organization since 2005 and serves as a senior adviser to general manager Mike Rizzo. Boone was assistant GM and vice president of player development from 2006 to 2013.

More disasters for the Mets.  New York Mets acting general manager Zack Scott will not join the team for its upcoming road trip after he was arrested on a charge of driving while intoxicated. Scott was arrested at around 4:15 a.m. Tuesday in suburban New York. Police found him asleep at the wheel of his SUV at a traffic light and determined he was intoxicated. He said Scott refused a breathalyzer test. The 44-year-old was booked and released and is due in court Thursday morning.

Star attacker Christian Pulisic and goalkeeper Zack Steffen will miss the Americans’ opening World Cup qualifier at El Salvador on Thursday night, two major absences as the United States tries to rebound from its failure to qualify for the 2018 tournament. Pulisic, the top American player is regaining fitness after testing positive for COVID-19. Steffen, has back spasms. Both did not board the Americans’ charter flight to El Salvador and remained in Nashville, Tennessee, where the U.S. hosts Canada on Sunday night in its second of 14 qualifiers.

Unvaccinated NBA players on several teams such as the Knicks, Nets and Warriors will not be allowed to enter home arenas or facilities for games and team activities taking place unless there is an approved medical or religious exemption.  Following local government policies in New York and San Francisco, unvaccinated Nets, Knicks and Warriors players would not be allowed to play in home games. However, visiting players would be exempt from the vaccination requirements in New York City or San Francisco.  The league also informed teams that media workrooms will return in the 2021-22 season and that separate press conference rooms—that will hold at least 15 distanced people—for both home and road teams must be available.

Rain poured through the gaps in the roof of Louis Armstrong Stadium on Wednesday night, disrupting second-round play at the US Open. Arthur Ashe Stadium and Louis Armstrong Stadium are the only courts that can be covered during bad weather, but even that was an issue as wind helped push rain through the space between the concourse and the retractable cover. After two hours of steady rain, the stadium was completely soaked, halting play on the show court.

Forget about those rookie cards and jerseys; I’ve found the ultimate piece of basketball memorabilia for you. Lelands is auctioning off a used pair of basketball legend Michael Jordan’s undies.    The auctioneer says the underwear “shows definite use”; it’s not what you’re thinking though.  Lelands says the threads are loose on the pair of boxer briefs. Jordan’s permed bodyguard John Wozniak, who we saw in the Netflix docu-series, The Last Dance, is offloading Jordan’s intimates.  Bidding started at $500 and a bidding war has begun; the auction lasts through September 25th.