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Americans Say They Need $2.2 Million to Consider Themselves Rich – LINK

Footage of Americans in 80s show their insane reactions to new laws banning drinking and driving – LINK

Uber wants to rent out your car: Company set to launch Uber Carshare in Boston, Toronto – LINK

A Family Found 1 Million Pennies While Cleaning Out Their Parents’ Basement – LINK

Man Fakes His Death Then Arrives At Funeral By Helicopter To “Teach Family A Lesson” – LINK

As the News Was Reporting on a Missing Chef’s Death, the Missing Chef Suddenly Showed Up . . . Alive – LINK

Woman declared dead knocks on coffin during her own wake in Ecuador: “It gave us all a fright” – LINK

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Sets from Foo FightersParamoreMarcus MumfordSheryl CrowJenny Lewis and Portugal the Man will all be part of Hulu’s streaming of Bonnaroo today through Sunday. Check out the full schedule at Hulu.com/Bonnaroo.

Greta Van Fleet have shared a live video of “Farewell for Now” from Starcatcher, which is due out July 21st. Watch it on YouTube.

Queens of the Stone Age have shared one more track before In Times New Roman… is released on Friday. Check out “Paper Machete” on YouTube.

Thirty Seconds to Mars have shared another track from It’s the End of the World but It’s a Beautiful Day, which will be out September 15th. Check out a lyric video for “Life Is Beautiful” on YouTube.

A new study says that Panic at the Disco and Linkin Park are the bands most likely to make their fans feel sadness. The research was done by Preply, who extracted data from over 200,000 posts from 90 artists in Reddit fan forums. They flagged various emotive words and phrases in each community and determined how these words linked to certain emotions.

Demi Lovato is back to calling herself “she/her”, in addition to “they/them”.  She says, quote, “It was absolutely exhausting . . . But for that very reason I know that it is important to continue spreading the word.  I face this every day.  For example, in public toilets.  Having to access the women’s bathroom . . .”Even though I don’t completely identify with it.  Or it also happens when filling out forms, such as government documents . . . You only have two options, male and female, and I feel like none of that makes sense to me.” She/they hopes with time there will be more options for people who are non-binary.

Steven Colbert has extended his ‘Late Show’ contract with CBS through 2026.

Twitter is being sued for $250 million dollars by the National Music Publishers Association for copyright infringement (LINK)

Bill Cosby is facing more legal troubles. Yesterday, a new sexual assault lawsuit on behalf of nine women was filed in Nevada. The suit said Cosby used “enormous power, fame, and prestige” to take advantage of the plaintiffs (LINK)

You ever think about what you’d have as your last meal?  I know, pretty morbid, huh?  Well Loudwire.com put together a list of 10 rock stars and the last things they ate.

Here they are:

  1. Jim Morrison from The Doors:  He ate at a Chinese restaurant in Paris. He had a sweet and sour dish and “plenty of beers”.
  2. Jerry Garcia from The Grateful Dead:  He ate at an Italian restaurant with his wife.
  3. Freddie Mercury:  Spare ribs.  But according to another report, his partner tried feeding him mango as he was lying down right before he passed.
  4. Karen Carpenter from The Carpenters:  She got a shrimp salad from Bob’s Big Boy with her parents.  Then later she got tacos from a Mexican restaurant because she was still hungry.
  5. Kurt Cobain:  Cigarettes and Barq’s root beer.
  6. Jimi Hendrix:  A tuna fish sandwich made by his girlfriend.
  7. Elvis Presley:  Four scoops of ice cream and six chocolate chip cookies.
  8. Michael Hutchencefrom INXS:  He went to an Indian restaurant in Sydney and got chicken tikka fillets, chicken butter masala, and mushroom saag aloo.
  9. Drummer Keith Moonfrom The Who:  His girlfriend made him lamb cutlets, but other reports say it was steak and eggs.
  10. Sid Vicious from The Sex Pistols:  Spaghetti Bolognese made by his mom and Jerry Only from The Misfits

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Mary Carey

Today’s birthday girl has been in 147 fine films, including:

– Best Breasts in the Biz

– Boobsville Sorority Girls

– Carpet Patrol

– Celebrity Pornhab With Dr. Screw

– Double Air Bags 11

– Liquid Gold 9

– New Wave Hookers 7

– Things Mommy Taught Me 4

– And who can forget her role in 2004’s Stormy and Her Horny Friends

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Nikola Jokić and his man-boobs were the face of this year’s NBA finals. After winning league MVP in each of the previous two seasons, Jokić climbed the final rung up the ladder of NBA greatness this year and secured his first title, winning finals MVP in the process. But the Serbian-born seven-footer, known as ‘Joker’ for his fan-favorite interview antics, was clearly less emotional than his teammates. “The job is done, we can go home now,” he said on the court in a post-game interview. And upon learning he couldn’t leave town until after the upcoming championship parade next Thursday, he was less than pleased. At the presser someone asked him if hes looking forward to the parade, to which he instantly turned to a handler behind him and said when is the parade? Kind of in a panic. They said Thursday..to which he replied. “NO I NEED TO GO HOME.” Shaking his head. “It’s not everything in the world,” he said about playing basketball and winning a championship. “There’s a bunch of things that I like, that I like to do.”

He even went on to imply that perhaps he doesn’t even enjoy basketball all that much.

“Nobody likes his job,” he said. “Maybe they do, they’re lying.”

During the post-game celebrations, fans memed his laid-back demeanor and unenthused attempt to spray champagne. Jokić looked tired, and well, like a man who just wanted to go home. (1) NBA Finals MVP Nikola Jokić Just Wants to Go Home – Funny Article | eBaum’s World (LINK)

With the Cardinals about to close it out, a Giant’s outfielder blasted Gallegos’ 2-2 pitch to right field for a two-run home run which gave the Giants an opening. Then Steven Matz, demoted from the rotation to the bullpen earlier this season, allowed three runs in the 10th inning as the Cardinals lose their fifth consecutive game 8-5 and were swept by the Giants in a three-game set at Busch Stadium. The Cardinals (27-42) have now lost 12 of their last 15, and they entered the day in last place in the National League Central Division. They’ve fallen to 15 games below .500, a low point for them this season.

The Cardinals have a scheduled day off Thursday, and that’ll be followed by 11 days on the road, including a weekend series in New York against the Mets followed by a series against the Nationals in Washington, D.C., then their trip to London where they’ll play the Chicago Cubs in England’s London Stadium as part of the MLB London Series on June 24-25. Oo Oo Tommy Edman did have a Grand slamma though. Cardinals blow lead in the ninth, lose to Giants in extra innings for 5th straight loss (LINK)

Soon reunited in the Southeastern Conference, Missouri and Oklahoma will meet on the football field next year in Columbia.

As part of the eight-game conference schedule in 2024, the Tigers will host Oklahoma, Arkansas, Auburn and Vanderbilt and play road games at Alabama, Mississippi State, South Carolina and Texas A&M, the league announced Wednesday. Dates will be announced at a later time. Mizzou football hosts Oklahoma in 2024 in Sooners’ SEC debut season (LINK)

There have been some changes at matches in the CONCACAF Gold Cup matches at CityPark on June 28. Nicaragua was kicked out of the tournament for using an ineligible player in eight games. Trinidad and Tobago will take its place.

Nicaragua was supposed to play Jamaica as part of a doubleheader at CityPark, but now it will be Trinidad and Tobago facing Jamaica in an all-Caribbean match, with the United States playing a team yet to be determined, though also from the Caribbean, in the other game. Trinidadand Tobago will replace Nicaragua in Gold Cup match at CityPark (LINK)