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Man is caught urinating on grave of ex-wife he divorced 48 years ago by woman’s stunned children: Travels to cemetery to desecrate her tombstone EVERY DAY while his current spouse waits in the car – LINK

A Surprising Number of Us Have Already Bought Halloween Candy – LINK

Man angers mother-in-law after refusing to let her lick his ice cream – LINK

Ian makes landfall in western Cuba as a major hurricane – LINK

Half of Us Have at Least One Neighbor We Wish Would Move Away – LINK

The Cops Were Called When a Mother’s Friend Picked Up the Wrong Girl from Daycare – LINK

NASA’s DART spacecraft successfully crashes into asteroid in first planetary defense test – LINK

A Woman Spent Three Days in the Hospital After Her Dog Pooped in Her Mouth – LINK

Can You Eat Your Crocs in a Survival Situation? – LINK

Rule of Threes and survival priorities – LINK



Brad Pitt might be making time with Emily Ratajkowski . . . the recently-single star of the “Blurred Lines” video.  Sources say they’ve been “secretly dating,” but nothing’s official yet. But a so-called “insider” says, quote, “People have been speculating about this for a while.  Brad is not dating anybody.  They have been seen a couple times together.”  He added that Brad has also been seen with other people. Brad is 58 . . . Emily is 31.  That’s a 27-year age gap.  That’s an entire Dua Lipa.  

Aaron Carter needs to get a better joke.  Cops showed up at Aaron Carter’s door last week after police received a call Tuesday night with many saying Aaron was “possibly overdosing on social media.” During the Sept. 20 live stream chat, it appeared as though he was doing drugs off-camera when his screen suddenly went black. Fans were convinced they heard spraying and inhaling noises in the background. That’s when police received a call on behalf of many viewers who believed Carter was “possibly overdosing on social media.” Cops, along with the fire department, showed up at Aaron’s home. At first, they didn’t receive an answer because the musician was asleep.  Police found no drugs and there was no criminal activity or any type of suicide attempt. The 34-year-old singer later claimed that the entire situation was a joke. Then, he called himself “the troll hunter” while spraying what appeared to be an air freshener. Just last week, Carter said that he’s been clean for 5 years.

The decision to NOT recast Black Panther came almost immediately after the death of Chadwick Boseman. But now that “Black Panther: Wakanda Forever” is almost here, some people are wondering if it was the right idea. Marvel boss Kevin Feige thinks it was.  Quote, “It just felt like it was much too soon to recast . . . The world is still processing the loss of Chad.  He added, quote, “The conversations were entirely about, yes, ‘What do we do next?  And how could the legacy of Chadwick . . . and what he had done to help Wakanda and the Black Panther become these incredible, aspirational, iconic ideas . . . continue?’  That’s what it was all about.” 

Over the weekend, Nicki Minaj released a video for the remix of “Likkle Miss”, featuring Jamaican dancehall artist Skeng. . . and it was promptly slapped with an AGE RESTRICTION by YouTube.  It’s a Nicki Minaj video, so obviously there’s some sexuality . . . mostly it’s lots of nearly-bare butts shaking and whatnot.  And it’s honestly not that bad.  It’s actually kind of baffling that this one got flagged. And Nicki agrees.  In fact, she thinks there’s a CONSPIRACY against her to limit her views, possibly by a rival record label. In a pair of Instagram posts, she noted that YouTube has, quote, “things a million [effing] times worse on their bogus [effing] platform.  This is what they do to keep you from winning while doing ads for other people and posting fake [effing] stats.” She added, quote, “This was done to stop us from getting a lot of views in the first 24 hours . . . YouTube it’s time y’all tell people that you’re in bed with a whole record label and management company.”

Sylvester Stallone and Jennifer Flavin are navigating their marriage together again.  The two have reconciled and are currently taking things slow…Flavin is “much happier and she has been spending time with Sly and they are slowly figuring things out. Communication has been an issue in the past, but they are both working on communicating better.” The source says the divorce filing was a wake-up call for Stallone, who shares three daughters with Flavin: Scarlet, 20, Sistine, 24, and Sophia, 26. 

Megan Thee Stallion launched a website called Bad [B-words] Have Bad Days Too to provide her fans with mental health resources.  The name comes from a lyric in her song “Anxiety”. Megan said, quote, “Hotties!  You know how much mental wellness means to me, so I created a hub with resources that can help when you might need a hand.  Love y’all so much.” Her site has links to free therapy organizations and hotlines for suicide, crisis, and substance abuse.  There are also links to resources specifically for the black and LGBTQ communities.

Yesterday was National Pancake Day…and here’s something new to pour in the pan.  Snoop Dogg says he’s replacing the void left by Aunt Jemima with Momma Snoop, his new line of breakfast items.  Here he is showing off the new line.  (Pancake mix, maple syrup, and instant grits.  He added the backing track, not us.)

Aqua’s song “Barbie Girl” will not be in the live-action “Barbie” movie.  You know, the one with Margot Robbie and Ryan Gosling. In an interview with “Variety”, Aqua’s lead singer said using the song would be too “cheese on cheese”.  Quote, “I totally understand why they didn’t use it, but it’s going to bring us a lot of attention, no matter what.” The keyboardist  joked, quote, “We should say we turned it down.  Ryan Gosling is not good enough!” “Barbie Girl” turned 25 this year, and yes, you ARE old.

Want new music from Beck?  We’ve got new music from Beck.  Beck has released a cover of Neil Young’s “Old Man” to promote October 2nd’s Sunday Night Football game between the Bucs and the Chiefs. The song was reportedly chosen for its lyric “24 and there’s so much more”; a nod to both Tom Brady and Patrick Mahomes winning Super Bowls at 24 years old. Sunday Night Football kicks off at 7:20 on NBC.  Kansas City’s favored to win.

Do you know someone who IS NOT into Metallica but you want to get them into the band?  Metallica bassist Robert Trujillo says if you want to do that…listen to ‘Disposable Heroes’ from the album ‘Master of Puppets’. Trujillo explains his choice to those who are surprised he didn’t name “Enter Sandman” or “Master of Puppets”: It’s really in a lot of ways — especially in metal — the perfect balance of what I call ‘power groove. I liked that song before I even joined the band.”

Queens of The Stone Age are reissuing three of their albums on vinyl with custom colorworks and restored artwork. Their 1998 self-titled debut will be re-released on black or limited-edition orange vinyl on October 21st. Queens of The Stone Age are also reissuing their 2013 LP. ‘Like Clockwork’. and their most recent album, ‘Villains’ on December 9th.  ‘Like Clockwork’ comes on either limited aqua or red vinyl with new artwork. ‘Villains’ comes in a special fifth anniversary package on leaf-green transparent or white vinyl.

The Grateful Dead may finally be . . . dead.  Guitarist Bob Weir announced on Friday that Dead & Company will launch their FINAL TOUR next summer. But he added, quote, “Don’t worry, we will all be out there in one form or another until we drop.” Dead & Company includes three original members of the Grateful Dead:  Weir and drummers Bill Kreutzmann and Mickey Hart. The band is rounded out by guitarist John Mayer, bassist Oteil Burbridge, and keyboardist Jeff Chimenti.

Sure there’s 34 days til Halloween, but now’s the time to start thinking about your costume.  If you need some inspiration, just look to pop culture.  Here are a few ideas:

  1. Eddie Munson from “Stranger Things”.  All you’ll need is a Hellfire Club shirt, a denim vest, and a pair of ripped jeans.  
  1. Rooster from “Top Gun: Maverick”.  That’s Miles Teller’scharacter.
  1. Tommy Leeand Pamela Anderson.
  1. Jupe Park from “Nope”.   You’ll need a white cowboy hat, a red blazer, and a white button-up.
  1. Rhaenyra Targaryen from “House of the Dragon”.
  1. The Scarlet Witch or Doctor Strange from “Doctor Strange 2”.
  1. The Sanderson Sisters from “Hocus Pocus 2”.
  1. Jane Foster from “Thor: Love and Thunder”.  That’s Natalie Portman.
  1. “League of Their Own”player.  You could use the uniform from the movie, or the version from the Amazon series.
  1. Harry Stylesin his sparkly jumpsuit from Coachella.

Loudwire (LINK) put together a list of the 15 greatest rock one hit wonders.

Here they are:

  1. “In a Gadda Da Vida”Iron Butterfly
  2. “No Rain”Blind Melon
  3. “Smooth Criminal”Alien Ant Farm
  4. “Bodies”Drowning Pool
  5. “Sex and Candy”Marcy Playground
  6. “Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmm”Crash Test Dummies
  7. “My Own Worst Enemy”Lit
  8. “Closing Time”Semisonic
  9. “Stacy’s Mom”Fountains of Wayne
  10. “Flagpole Sitta”Harvey Danger
  11. “Possum Kingdom”Toadies
  12. “Stars”Hum
  13. “Don’t Close Your Eyes”Kix
  14. “In the Meantime”Spacehog
  15. “Turning Japanese”The Vapors


Avril Lavigne is 38.

Lil’ Wayne is 40.

Singer for the band 3 Doors Down, Brad Arnold is 44.

Gwyneth Paltrow is 50.

Golden State Warriors head coach Steve Kerr is 57.

Lead singer of Third Eye Blind, Stephan Jenkins is 58.

Comedian and curmudgeon Marc Maron is 59

Bachman-Turner Overdrive’s Randy Bachman is 79.

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Kat Kleevage

Today’s birthday girl has been in 158 fine films, including:

– Bi Accident

– Big Boob Diner

– Big Breasts of the West 2

– Boobsville Sex Academy

– Double Air Bags 8

– Erotic Avengers

– Fetish Fairy Tails 4

– MILF and Cookies 1

– The Sopornos 4

– The World’s First 300 Lb. Gang Bang

– And who can forget her role in 2001’s Human Banana Split

Kat Kleevage is 61 years old.

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The points don’t count but it always fun to watch the Blues get wins. In front of 10,000 plus the Blues beat the Dallas Stars yesterday 4-0. It was the first preseason game for 16 of the 20 Blues in uniform. Coach Berube is using the early exhibition games to look at younger players and those competing for roster spots. www.Stltoday.com

With a win in either of the two games this week at American Family Field, the Cardinals will clinch their second National League Central championship since 2015. A win gives the Cardinals the season series against the Brewers and, thus, the tiebreaker for the division title and the No. 3 seed for the National League playoffs. The Cardinals hold a 6½-game lead on the Brewers with eight games remaining in the regular season. Remember the Cardinals started the morning of July 31 trailing the Brewers by four games. In the next 17 games, the Cardinals went 14-3 and by the 19th of August they flipped the division, taking a four-game lead and widening it. Cards play the Brewers tonight in Milwaukee with at 640pm start (LINK)

Every game now, there are fans selling out ball parks to see if and when Aaron Judge will tie the Roger Maris record of 61 home runs in a season.   Last night’s drama, he was up to bat in the TENTH inning in Toronto, when they decided to intentionally walk him.  Fans were not happy.  And his mom was shown in the stands.  Here’s the call.

Of Note:  The Blue Jays DID end up beating the Yankees, 3 to 2.  They still haven’t clinched a playoff spot.

A play after CeeDee Lamb almost powered his way to a go-ahead touchdown, the Dallas Cowboys wide receiver reeled in a scintillating one-handed grab for six.

Up until his catch-of-the-year candidate, Lamb’s night had been plagued by early drops, but his 1-yard grab changed all that and propelled the Cowboys to a 23-16 win over the New York Giants on Monday Night Football (LINK)

Tony called it a while back and we broke the news yesterday as it released but in case you missed it.  You’re not going to believe this at first, but wait until you hear all the facts:  You might actually WANT to watch the Pro Bowl this season.

That’s because they’re completely revamping it and making it fun.

Instead of a boring game where nobody tries, they’re turning it into a FLAG FOOTBALL GAME, with a week’s worth of other competitions leading up to it that pit the NFC vs. the AFC.

The event will be called The Pro Bowl Games.  They’re going down in Las Vegas, with the flag football game taking place at Allegiant Stadium on February 5th. Quality of play in the Pro Bowl has often been criticized. Players, understandably concerned about getting hurt, treat it as an exhibition more than competition. A flag football game could increase competition while avoiding potential injuries resulting from tackling, blocking, and hitting. What’s more, the NFL has a major interest in flag football.

The league partnered with the International Federation of American Football to bring flag football to the World Games in July with an eye on the 2028 Olympics in Los Angeles.