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What Toys and Games from When We Were Kids Would Be Considered Totally Unsafe Today? – Reddit

A Woman on TikTok Says We Should Sit on the Toilet Backwards So We Can Eat and Watch Netflix – Mirror

Is It “St. Paddy’s Day” or “St. Patty’s Day”? – YouGov

Google’s Newest Device Can Track Your Sleep with Radar – CNBC

A Mom and Daughter Are Arrested for Casting Fake Votes for Homecoming Queen – ABCNews

A 50-year Old Man Fails Driving Test For Record 192nd Time After Trying For 17 Years – RepublicWorld

Florida Man Confesses To Killing Grandfather, Pulls Human Ears From Pocket During Questioning – CBSLocal

A Crystal Ball Left in the Sun Sets a Person’s House on Fire – WHIO

Doctors Allegedly Posted Photos of Patients’ Organs on Instagram in a Game to ‘Guess That Weight’ – Yahoo

 

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Good Vibes 1-Academy Award-winning actor and Texas native Matthew McConaughey and his wife, Camila have organized a virtual benefit concert titled We’re Texas, to benefit those affected by Winter Storm Uri through the just keep livin Foundation Texas Relief Fund.  The virtual event, to be streamed on his YouTube Channel (link) and exclusively broadcast  in Texas on Spectrum News 1 on Sunday, March 21st  will include musical performances by Texas natives, residents and supporters including: Don Henley, Gary Clark Jr., George Strait, Kelly Clarkson, Lyle Lovett, Post Malone, Willie Nelson; and special appearances from Angie Harmon, Chip & Joanna Gaines, Ciara, Clayton Kershaw, Colt McCoy, Dak Prescott, Dr. Phil McGraw, Jamie Foxx, Jennifer Garner, Joe Rogan, Jonas Brothers, Megan Thee Stallion, Michael Strahan, Renée Zellweger, Selena Gomez, Stone Cold Steve Austin, Troy Aikman and Woody Harrelson. 

Good vibes 2- Soleil Moon Frye said Charlie Sheen and her did the intercoursing thing when she was 18 and he was 29. She says he was very loving and it was very special. Charlies sheen replied via interview calling her a “good egg” and “I wish Soleil well in this resurgence of hers (link).” Did he watch her documentary, Kid 90. “It’s on my list to watch and very near the top,”

DEMI LOVATO’s documentary “Dancing with the Devil” premiered last night at the South by Southwest Film Festival.  And here’s a pretty shocking revelation we haven’t heard before: Demi was raped by her drug dealer the night of her overdose . . . after he got her high with heroin laced with fentanyl. She says, quote, “When they found me, I was naked, blue.  I was literally left for dead after he took advantage of me.  I was literally discarded and abandoned.” She also reveals that she lost her virginity to a rapist when she was 15.  And while she told adults, her attacker never faced any consequences. Demi didn’t name the rapist, but it sounds like he might be someone famous, because she says, quote, “They never got taken out of the movie they were in.  I always kept it quiet.” 

In the new issue of “Time” magazine, the former Ellen Page, ELLIOT PAGE reveals that he had top surgery,( Top surgery, or male chest reconstruction, involves the surgical removal of breast tissue and tailoring of the remaining chest skin, when needed, to generate a masculine chest contour. Usually, the surgery involves reducing the size of the areola, the darker skin surrounding the nipple.) and calls it, quote, “life-changing” and “life-saving.” Elliot says he felt like a boy since he was very young, and always wanted to cut his hair short.  His mother finally let him when he was 9. Unfortunately, he got his first acting break when he was 10, and had to wear a wig to look more like a girl.   

Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt filed for divorce about 5 years ago already. Brad’s side says she is dragging the custody part out. Brad wants 50’50. Angelina wants physical custody. Now Jolie has filed several documents making it clear that she is ready and willing to offer “proof and authority in support” of alleged domestic violence. There is a possibility their minor aged kids will be called to court IF mom and dad ok it. The adult kids don’t need consent. Remember Brad was under investigation for alleged child abuse after an incident involving Brad and their son Maddox while aboard a private jet. The LAPD and Los Angeles County Department of Children and Family Services were notified and a formal investigation was launched, that eventually ended with Pitt being cleared of any criminal wrongdoing. But as she negotiates custody it CAN be brought up in court. Again, Pitt’s side says she is once again dragging out their divorce proceedings (link), a claim that has already been lodged during the contentious divorce.

SHARON OSBOURNE might have a way sketchier past on “The Talk” than people realized.  A journalist named Yashar Ali (link) dropped some bombs yesterday. He spoke to multiple sources, including former co-host LEAH REMINI, and he says that Sharon would frequently refer to JULIE CHEN as “Wonton” and “Slanty Eyes”. When SARA GILBERT was on the show, she would refer to her as “Fish Eater” and something else the FCC probably wouldn’t let me say.   Remini also says Sharon would refer to her as a WOP and a Guinea . . . both ethnic slurs used against Italians . . . and she now regrets doing nothing about Sharon’s “racism and bullying.” There’s a lot more damaging info in the report . . . which may or may not have something to do with the fact that “The Talk” will remain dark (link) until next Tuesday. 

Wendy Williams was talking about Kim and Kanye yesterday when she accidentally burped and farted at the same time.  And then apologized. 

Nathan Apodaca who is that? Fleetwood Mac/Ocean Spray skateboarder guy. 10’s of millions of views between the tok and the gram. Big time merch and even sponsorship deals Well guess who is jumping on the NFT (non fungible token) train? His manager says he is selling the OG 23 sec video. Opening bid is $500,000. For your half a million dollars you get the original video…with the original sound. No Fleetwood Mac and the Ocean Spray logo will be blurred.   And, remember, NFTs are one-of-a-kind assets that no one else has, so maybe half a million is a good investment? He plans to buy Mom and Dad a house, plus help open an event center in his town of Idaho Falls.  

Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson is prepping for his role in the upcoming film “Black Adam” and he shared what he eats for breakfast. Breakfast for him includes whole eggs and egg whites, beef tenderloin, oatmeal and blueberries, as well as gluten-free Ezekiel English muffins with Smart Balance butter, Stevia and cinnamon added for extra sweetness. And a powdered greens & fiber drink on the side, as well as a can of his own ZOA Energy Drink. Black Adam, which is set to premiere in December 2021, is a spinoff of 2019’s Shazam!. 

MoviePass, the subscription for UNLIMITED movies at the movie theater for $10 a month shut down in 2019 . . . BEFORE the coronavirus shut down movie theaters. Is it coming back? Yesterday, the website MoviePass.ventures (link) had a countdown clock that ends Monday, March 22nd.  It just says “The movie is about to start.”  And no other info. The trademarked “MoviePass” logo is the same but the original MoviePass website, Moviepass.com (link), is still has the shutdown notice from 2019, with a space where you can sign up to be notified if the service is restored.   AND the new domain was registered one month after Mark Wahlberg’s production company announced an upcoming “docuseries” on the MoviePass story.  So maybe THAT’S what this is about.  

CELEBRITIES CELEBRATING A BIRTHDAY TODAY 

Finn from the new Star Wars movies is 29. 

Rob Kardashian is 34. 

Ice T’s wife Coco is 42. 

Mia Hamm is 49.  Retired women’s soccer star. 

Billy Corgan from the Smashing Pumpkins is 54. 

Rob Lowe is 57. 

Lt. Dan, Gary Sinise is 66. 

Kurt Russell is 70. 

TV’s Patrick Duffy is 72. 

Pattie Boyd is 77.  Ex-wife of George Harrison and Eric Clapton.  “Layla” is about her.

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Roxanne Hall

Today’s birthday girl has seen more shafts than an elevator repairman in 686 fine films, including:

– Abducted By The Enema Bandit

– Anal Holiday

– Apprentass 3 & 5

– Booty Duty 6 & 11

– Grand Theft Anal 7

– Hienie’s Heroes

– Pile Drive Me

– Servicing Sara

– Yeah I Eff’ed Your Mother

– And who could forget her role in 2007’s How the West Was Hung 

Rozanne Hall is 45 years old.

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Tonight the Blues are in action against the Kings in LA.  Monday’s game was postponed because the Kings had some trouble flying out of Colorado because of the blizzard, but things are ready to go.  Puck drop tonight is scheduled for 9PM.

Add another accomplishment to Alex Ovechkin’s career.   The Washington Capitals left winger put his team ahead of the New York Islanders 2-0 in Tuesday’s game with his 718th career goal. The future Hall of Famer passed Phil Esposito for the sixth most goals in NHL history. While it remains to be seen how long the 35-year-old will play, he could very well climb the all-time goals list in the coming seasons. Wayne Gretzky’s 894 goals may be a bit ambitious, but Marcel Dionne (731), Brett Hull (741), Jaromir Jagr (766) and Gordie Howe (801) are not that much further ahead of where Ovechkin stands following his latest goal. Regardless of where he ends up on the list, he is one of the best players in NHL history.

The Cardinals are also in action as they take on the Astros.  First pitch is scheduled for 5PM and Adam Wainwrights gets the start for the Cardinals.

The Chicago Bears and quarterback Andy Dalton have agreed to a one-year, $10 million deal, with the chance for the quarterback to earn another $3 million in incentives. Chicago made “a very aggressive pursuit” of Seahawks QB Russell Wilson, but the Bears were told that Seattle is not trading him at this time. The Bears were one of four teams Wilson’s agent previously said the quarterback would accept a trade to, the others being the Dallas Cowboys, New Orleans Saints and Las Vegas Raiders.

The Buffalo Bills and wide receiver Emmanuel Sanders reached agreement on a one-year, $6 million deal. The Saints released Sanders earlier this month as they scrambled to get under the salary cap. He had been scheduled to make $8 million, with $2 million guaranteed, in 2021.

Tiger Woods said he has returned to his South Florida home to continue recovery from the serious leg injuries he suffered in a one-vehicle crash in Southern California on Feb. 23. Woods, 45, said in a statement via Twitter that he is “so grateful for the outpouring of support and encouragement that I have received over the past few weeks. Thank you to all the incredible surgeons, doctors, nurses and staff at Harbor-UCLA Medical Center and Cedars-Sinai Medical Center,” Woods said in the statement. “You have all taken such great care of me and I cannot thank you enough. “I will be recovering at home and working on getting stronger every day.”

Los Angeles Lakers star LeBron James is set to claim an ownership stake in the Boston Red Sox. James purchased an “undisclosed amount” of shares in Fenway Sports Group, which will also give him part-ownership in other entities along with the Red Sox under the FSG umbrella. James is joined by business partner Maverick Carter, and they’re the first two Black partners for FSG. There’s a level of irony in James becoming a member of the franchise’s ownership group. The four-time MVP famously wore a New York Yankees hat to a 2007 MLB playoff game against Cleveland at Progressive Field.

The 68-team field for the 2021 NCAA Division I men’s basketball tournament has officially been locked, meaning that no potential replacement teams will take over spots for schools with positive COVID-19 tests. An official said: “The 6 p.m. deadline for replacement teams has come and gone. Louisville has not been contacted, meaning the bracket is now locked. NCAA will not be putting out a statement tonight; this will be official tomorrow. Virginia (and all teams) are not yet in the clear, though, of course. Keep in mind teams need to continue to produce negative tests in order to avoid potential contact-tracing pitfalls. UVA is still not in Indianapolis; its players won’t leave quarantine until Thursday.”

Want to text Tom Brady?  Here’s his number – 415-612-1737. No, I didn’t steal his number.  The Bucs QB gave out the number himself on Twitter and wants fans to text him. In a Twitter video, Brady said sharing his number “will allow me to communicate more directly with my fans and my followers.” He knows you haters are going to text, too, saying “Sometimes it gets hard to sort through the ‘you suck, Brady’ in the comments. To be clear, if you do text me ‘you suck,’ yes I’ll see it and I may or may not respond.” Brady’s got just one rule for fans: No texting on Game Days.