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Oklahoma man allegedly poops in grocery store freezer, woman touches reaching for pizza rolls – WSPA

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New TikTok Trend: The “Bathroom Challenge” Has Kids Stealing Stuff at School – LINK

Bean bandits: why teenagers are throwing baked beans at people’s houses – LINK

Interstates closing today for Lance Cpl. Schmitz procession to Jefferson Barracks – KMOV

Police officer who pulled gun on man riding horse at Ballpark Village is under investigation – KMOV

Do you own an iPhone or iPad? Update your Apple devices right now. – LINK

Have You Bought Chicken in the Past Decade? You Might Be Entitled to a Class-Action Settlement – LINK

New Ford Broncos Are so Scarce, Someone Paid $126,000 for One – LINK

List of largest United States–based employers globally – LINK

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Almost nobody knew that NORM MACDONALD was battling cancer for the past nine years. On a podcast with Chris Hardwick in 2016 he mentioned a couple things. If he HE had an illness HE would keep it to himself. That part is at the end. AND people with cancer who DO go public are only doing it for themselves 

For the first time in 17 years, “Rolling Stone” updated their 500 Greatest Songs of All Time list. And we have a new number 1 (LINK)

  1. “Respect”, Aretha Franklin.
  2. “Fight the Power”, Public Enemy.
  3. “A Change Is Gonna Come”, Sam Cooke.
  4. “Like a Rolling Stone”,  Bob Dylan.
  5. “Smells Like Teen Spirit”, Nirvana.
  6. “What’s Going On”, Marvin Gaye.
  7. “Strawberry Fields Forever”, The Beatles.
  8. “Get Ur Freak On”, Missy Elliott.
  9. “Dreams”, Fleetwood Mac.
  10. “Hey Ya!”, Outkast.
  11. “God Only Knows”, The Beach Boys.
  12. “Superstition”, Stevie Wonder.
  13. “Gimme Shelter”, The Rolling Stones.
  14. “Waterloo Sunset”, The Kinks.
  15. “I Want to Hold Your Hand”, The Beatles.
  16. “Crazy in Love”, Beyoncéfeaturing Jay-Z.
  17. “Bohemian Rhapsody”, Queen.
  18. “Purple Rain”, Prince and the Revolution.
  19. “Imagine”, John Lennon.
  20. “Dancing on My Own”, Robyn. 

Old list from 2004

20 The Beatles, ‘Let It Be’

19Elvis Presley, ‘Hound Dog’

18Chuck Berry, ‘Maybellene’

17The Jimi Hendrix Experience, ‘Purple Haze’

16The Beatles, ‘I Want to Hold Your Hand’

15The Clash, ‘London Calling’

14Bob Dylan, ‘Blowin’ in the Wind’

13The Beatles, ‘Yesterday’

12Sam Cooke, ‘A Change Is Gonna Come’

11The Who, ‘My Generation’

10Ray Charles, ‘What’d I Say’

9Nirvana, ‘Smells Like Teen Spirit’

8The Beatles, ‘Hey Jude’

7Chuck Berry, ‘Johnny B. Goode’

6The Beach Boys, ‘Good Vibrations’

5Aretha Franklin, ‘Respect’

4Marvin Gaye, ‘What’s Going On’

3John Lennon, ‘Imagine’

2The Rolling Stones, ‘(I Can’t Get No) Satisfaction’

1Bob Dylan, ‘Like a Rolling Stone’

A ferrari that once belonged to the Van Halen brothers is set to be auctioned off.  The black 2000 Ferrari 550 Maranello has just 29,000 miles, and still has Alex Van Halen’s racing goggles hanging from the dashboard, according to sellers Cosmic Wire. Because this is the year 2021, the sale also includes an NFT – the buyer will get a digital scan of the vehicle, a ‘collectible digital car set’, and digitized copies of both Eddie and Alex’s titles. A portion of the sale will go to charity. Bidding is open now at vhferrari.com. 

LIZZO won an award at the “VMAs” on Sunday, but she wasn’t there to collect it, because she was busy doing other things.  NAUGHTY things. In a TikTok video she said, quote, “I really won a VMA while I was getting my back blown out last night . . . I’ll be there next year promise.” Lizzo had the song “Rumors” playing in the background, with the lyric, “All the rumors are true, yeah / I [effed] him and you, yeah.” 

72 year old Ozzy Osbourne will be undergoing ‘major surgery’ to correct neck and spine issues. Sharon Osbourne shared the news in an interview. Ozzy’s neck issues were made worse by a fall in 2019, which forced him to postpone his No More Tours 2 farewell tour. Last year he said he’d been diagnosed with Parkinson’s disease.  Also there is a film about Sharon and Ozzie’s early years to begin filming next spring. 

Like it or not, this is the world we live in right now:  The Internet has spent the past several days talking about NICKI MINAJ’s cousin’s friend back in Trinidad . . .You know, the guy who supposedly ended up impotent (LINK) with SWOLLEN TESTICLES after getting the COVID vaccine. It all seems like such a silly joke, but health officials in Trinidad & Tobago took it seriously.  They even INVESTIGATED this insanity . . . and they’re not sure the guy even exists. The country’s health minister actually held a press conference to say that they found NO REPORTS of men getting supersized junk from the vaccine. He added, quote, “What was sad about this is that it wasted our time yesterday, trying to track down.  Because we take all these claims seriously.” 

SNOOP DOGG and MARTHA STEWART are back for a Halloween special on Peacock. “Snoop and Martha’s Very Tasty Halloween” will pit teams of three bakers against each other to build, quote, “over-the-top, full-sensory, immersive 12 by 12 worlds” inspired by the holiday. The show starts streaming on Peacock on October 14th (LINK)

He was on The Bachelorette season 18 (LINK), but guess who is the new Bachelor? 28 year old Clayton Echard. A few bits of info about young Clayton…

1.Clayton has worked as a full-line sales representative with Stryker Orthopaedics in Columbia, Missouri, for three years.

  1. He Played tight end for the University of Missouri, Columbia. While there, he ended up with a major in Health Sciences and minors in Spanish and Business. 
  1. He Tried Out for the Seattle Seahawks NFL Team. After graduating from MU in 2015, he signed with the Seattle Seahawks as a free agent in July 2016. Per his LinkedIn, he practiced with the team daily and played in four preseason games. 
  1. Clayton is a fan of the outdoors and exercising and does enjoy hiking and biking on the nature trails around the Columbia area. 
  1. Graduated from Eureka High School 

“Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Stone” is celebrating its 20th anniversary. To celebrate this milestone, DAME HELEN MIRREN will be hosting a four-part competition series called “Harry Potter: Hogwarts Tournament of Houses”.  It’ll air later this year on Cartoon Network and TBS . . . then later go to HBO Max. The show will have fans testing their knowledge to be crowned “House Cup Champion” (LINK)  

It is one thing to try a remake on a movie that did over $400 million at the box office in 1992. But that same movie also contained the best selling soundtrack of all time at 45 million copies. Yes a remake of The Bodyguard is in the works again at Warner Bros.  No cast has been set for this version of “The Bodyguard,” which has been floating around with various screen combo ideas for years.   Lawrence Kasdan, who wrote the original film, will also produce. Tweet reactions were: “The music/soundtrack is the star of The Bodyguard movie and who’s gonna top prime Whitney Houston?”. ..”Why? There are so many writers and content creators out there with original ideas that need to be funded and seen’’…”When they announce The Bodyguard remake starring Ariana Grande and Chris Evans accompanied by a full soundtrack by Ariana the absolute COLLAPSE (LINK)

Spielberg’s version of West Side Story looks pretty damn cool.  It is not a shot-for-shot copy. Different dialogue and scenes. It wrapped in October of 2019 and was delayed a few times by the Covid. It is due in theaters Dec 10th. What GOAT from the original is yes in and executive producing the remake? Rita Moreno (LINK)  

 

LifeHack.com created a list of long movies that are worth your time (LINKS)

  1. “Hamlet”,  1996 . . . 4 hours and 2 minutes. 
  1. “Malcolm X”,  1992 . . . 3 hours and 20 minutes. 
  1. “Seven Samurai”,  1954 . . . 3 hours and 2 minutes. 
  1. “Titanic”,  1997 . . . 3 hours and 14 minutes. 
  1. “A Touch of Zen”,  1971 . . . 3 hours. 
  1. “It’s a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad World”,  1963 . . . 3 hours and 22 minutes. 
  1. “Lagaan: Once Upon a Time in India”,  2001 . . . 3 hours and 43 minutes. 
  1. “Hoop Dreams”,  1994 . . . 2 hours and 50 minutes. 
  1. “Boyhood”,  2014 . . . 2 hours and 45 minutes. 
  1. “The Leopard”,  1963 . . . 2 hours and 41 minutes. 
  1. “Anatomy of a Murder”,  1959 . . . 2 hours and 40 minutes. 
  1. “The Godfather, Part 2”,  1974 . . . 3 hours and 22 minutes. 
  1. “The Last Temptation of Christ”,  1988 . . . 2 hours and 43 minutes. 
  1. “The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King”,  2003 . . . 3 hours and 20 minutes. 
  1. “Scenes from a Marriage”,  1973 . . . 2 hours and 47 minutes. 
  1. “Avengers: Endgame”,  2019 . . . 3 hours and 1 minute. 
  1. “Magnolia”,  1999 . . . 3 hours and 8 minutes. 
  1. “Da 5 Bloods”,  2020 . . . 2 hours and 56 minutes. 
  1. “The Color Purple”,  1985 . . . 2 hours and 33 minutes. 
  1. “Lawrence of Arabia”,  1962 . . . 3 hours and 47 minutes.

Celebrating a Birthday today: 

Nick Jonas is 29. 

Rapper Flo Rida is 42. 

Amy Poehler is 50. 

Singer Marc Anthony is 53. 

Molly Shannon from SNL is 57. 

Singer Richard Marx is 58. 

Jennifer Tilly is 63. 

Hall of Famer Orel Hershiser is 63. 

David Copperfield is 65. 

Former Milwaukee Brewer, Robin Yount is 66. 

Mickey Rourke is 69. 

Ed Begley Jr. is 72.

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Jessica Fiorentino

Today’s birthday girl has been in 267 fine films, including:

– Apple Bottomz 1

– Apprentass 1 & 2

– Babes With No Limits 2

– Grand Theft Anal 3

– Slime Wave 21

– When Porn Stars Play 2: Sluts in the Sun

– And who can forget her role in 2004’s Double Parked 10: Lot Full

Jessica Fiorentino is 42 years old.

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The Cardinals hit four homeruns last night and that all helped them on their way to their 11-4 win against the Mets last night.  With the win, they completed the sweep of NY in probably the most crucial time ever.  Because of their win, and the loss from the Reds, the Cardinals are now a game and a ½ ahead in the 2nd Wild Card Spot.  They look to continue to roll this weekend as they take on the Padres.  They are off tonight but then play San Diego at Busch tomorrow.  First pitch is scheduled for 7:15PM and Miles Mikolas gets the start.

Angels infielder Luis Rengifo (Ren-Hee-fo) has been charged by Venezuelan authorities with forging divorce documents and selling property without his ex-wife’s consent. Rengifo rejoined the Angels on Sept. 4 after a stint in the minor leagues. He was in the lineup during the team’s 3-2 win over the White Sox on Wednesday. Rengifo allegedly falsified divorce documents in July 2019, and the documents were legalized in December 2020. Rengifo’s father reportedly used the forged documents to arrange for vehicles and real estate to be sold to Rengifo’s sister.

Week 2 of the NFL kicks off tonight.  The New York Giants are on the road against the Washington Football Team.  Kick off is scheduled for 7:20PM.  Make sure to make your picks at 1057thepoint.com/picks.

The Denver Broncos could be up for sale in 2022, but Jay-Z is evidently not expected to be among the list of potential buyers. Despite reports stating otherwise, Jay-Z isn’t looking to purchase the team if the opportunity arises next year, a source close to the situation tells Complex. Front Office Sports reported that both Jay-Z and Jeff Bezos are among the potential buyers of the team, whose current ownership could be looking to sell after the death of former owner Pat Bowlen in June 2019 and the aftermath. Bowlen purchased the team for $78 million in 1984, and his seven daughters have had issues over ownership since his death. The team isn’t for sale right now, but that could change by 2022.

The Milwaukee Bucks have named Lisa Byington as the team’s new television play-by-play announcer on Bally Sports Wisconsin, making her the first woman to handle full-time TV play-by-play duties for a major men’s professional sports team. Byington replaces longtime Bucks announcer Jim Paschke, who retired following the 2020-21 season after serving as the team’s television play-by-play announcer for the previous 35 years. The Bucks president announced Byington’s hiring Wednesday. In a statement, Byington said she was “absolutely thrilled” at the opportunity “to work with a first-class franchise and a championship organization like the Milwaukee Bucks.”

The U.S. Soccer Federation announced on Tuesday that it has offered the respective players’ unions for the U.S. women’s national team and the U.S. men’s side identical proposals for a new collective bargaining agreement. In a statement, the USSF said that this was done with the goal of aligning the men’s and women’s senior national teams under “a single collective bargaining agreement (CBA) structure.” They went on to say that the proposal will ensure that USWNT and USMNT players remain among the highest paid senior national team players in the world. More critically, the USSF said in its statement that it will not agree to a CBA with either union that doesn’t “take the important step of equalizing FIFA World Cup prize money.” That issue has been a sticking point with players on the USWNT, 28 of which are currently engaged in a lawsuit alleging gender discrimination over violations of the Equal Pay Act.

The main goal of a pitcher is to throw the ball past home plate. A strike is nice but sometimes a ball will work, too, in order to maybe set something up down the line during an at-bat. But yeah, as a pitcher you want to get the ball past home plate. It’s an easy thing to do and we see major league pitchers do it all the time. Well, last night in Kansas City, Royals left-handed reliever Jake Brentz struggled to do that and threw such a bad pitch that it barely made it past his feet. If you haven’t seen this video – its bizarre and its on the show blog right now.  And after you watch the video…just know…he ended up striking out the batter during that at-bat.