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Man killed at baby shower after gender reveal cannon explodes, sprays shrapnel – NZHerald

Prank gone wrong sees YouTuber shot dead in car park – EuroWeeklyNews

Louis Vuitton’s New $8,200 Sweater Has a Bunch of Stuffed Animals Sewn on It? – NYPost

Driver allegedly caught with defaced number plates was also disqualified, police say – ABC

A Defendant Shoots His Shot with a Female Judge During His Court Appearance – WSVN

A Dunkin’ Donuts Employee Scares Off a Robber with the Crocodile Dundee Knife Move – NYPost

Woman rescued from Hudson River after sneaking on pier to take pictures – ABC7NY

Fire truck stolen from Bayshore Fire station found in Manatee County – NBC-2

An Ice Cream Thief Runs from Cops and Ends Up Clinging to the Side of a Building – NBCNewYork

A Man Is Busted Smuggling a Weapon Inside His Nose – WWNYTV

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A Man Who Was Flashing His Junk Said It Was His Way of “Protesting for Civil Rights” – TheSmokingGun

 

 

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A Mom Tackles a Peeping Tom

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Anyone hoping BAM MARGERA would have spent quarantine getting his life back together will be disappointed this morning. In a series of videos, an obviously intoxicated Bam ranted about how he’s been cut out of “Jackass 4”, apparently because he resisted the studio’s efforts to keep him sober. He complained about how the production put him through hell by making him take regular AND random sobriety tests, as well as antidepressants that made him feel horrible and suicidal. At one point, he said he was so down his wife walked in on him Googling how to tie a noose.  He asked his fans to BOYCOTT “Jackass 4”, and Venmo him a DOLLAR, so he can make a WAY BETTER MOVIE. 

Calling him a “monster” who left her with PTSD, Game of Thrones actress Esme Bianco has come forward with abuse allegations against Marilyn Manson. Bianco said she met Manson in 2005 and remained friends until 2009, when he cast her in his “I Want To Kill You Like They Do in The Movies” video. Manson allegedly warned Bianco that she would have to “pretend to like getting man handled” for the video. Somehow spent three days with Manson, where she claims he fed her cocaine instead of food. Bianco says Manson tied her up “with cables to a prayer kneeler, lashing her with a whip, and using an electric sex toy on her wounds.”   After leaving his home in tears knowing that what had happened “wasn’t BDSM” Bianco says Manson sent her a picture of her wounded back with the caption “Bringing sexy back.” The two kept up a long-distance relationship, with Bianco finally moving in with the singer in2011. She says Manson dictated her entire life, including what she could wear, eat and even when she could leave his property.  He even cut her torso with a knife, with Bianco adding “I just remember laying there, and I didn’t fight it. It was kind of this final-straw moment where I had lost all sense of hope and safety.” A month after he chased her with an axe, Bianco says she finally left in the middle of the night while Manson was sleeping. Bianco supports the other woman who come forward against Manson calling him a “serial predator” who “deserves be behind bars for the rest of his life.” 

The police report on BRUCE SPRINGSTEEN’s DWI arrest was released yesterday.  Check it out: A cop approached Bruce after he saw him take a shot of Patron tequila at Gateway National Recreation Area in Sandy Hook, New Jersey.  Then he got on his motorcycle and started the engine. The cop told Bruce he wasn’t allowed to drink there.  Bruce admitted he’d had two shots over the past 20 minutes.  The Patron bottle was EMPTY. The officer administered a field sobriety test, and it didn’t go well.  He said Bruce had glassy eyes, smelled strongly of alcohol, and was “visibly swaying back and forth.”  When the officer told Bruce to take 18 steps, he took 45. Bruce refused to take a breathalyzer test, so the officer brought him in for bloodwork.  His blood-alcohol content was .02%, which is well under the legal limit of .08%. He was still charged with DWI, reckless driving and consuming alcohol in a closed area, and has a virtual court hearing sometime this month

The disappointment of finding out a celebrity you dig is a POS kinda sucks right? I mean when its against character. Like if Mr Rogers actually delt meth in the neighborhood it would be a drag.  Buzzfeed put out a list of “24 famous people who are so beloved by everyone and can absolutely do no wrong.”   Mr Rogers came in at #24 fyi 

  1. Dolly Parton 
  1. Keanu Reeves 
  1. “Hamilton”superstar Lin-Manuel Miranda 
  1. Betty White 
  1. Viola Davis 
  1. The late Steve Irwin 
  1. The late Chadwick Boseman 
  1. Zendaya 
  1. Harry Styles 
  1. Rihanna 
  1. The late Carrie Fisher 
  1. Dwayne Johnson 
  1. Tom Hanks 
  1. Maggie Smith 
  1. The late Princess Diana 
  1. Octavia Spencer 
  1. The late Alex Trebek 
  1. Jennifer Garner 
  1. Billy Porter 
  1. Lizzo 
  1. Andy Samberg 
  1. Lupita Nyong’o 
  1. Julie Andrews 
  1. The late Fred Rogers.

WarnerMedia is encouraging America to mask up, by putting digital masks on their characters, including Wonder Woman, Adonis Creed, Neo from “The Matrix”, and Dr. Evil. 

Brooklyn Nine-Nine is coming to an end. Itll wrap up after the already announced 8th season. The final season will consist of just 10 episodes. It will not air during the 2020-21 broadcast season. It entry will return at a date to be determined during the 2021-22 broadcast season. NBC said to give it its proper send off. 

If you are a person who roots for Dave Chappellle well you should be happy. “Chappelle’s Show” is streaming again on Netflix, complete with Dave’s blessing. A few months ago on “SNL,” Chappelle highlighted the fact that he was not getting paid anything for Netflix and HBO Max streaming his Comedy Central hit “Chappelle’s Show.” Chappelle pled with fans to stop watching the show. He asked Netflix to remove the episodes. They did. So did HBO Max. On Friday morning, Chappelle released a 10-minute clip on Instagram called “Redemption Song.”   Chappelle said, “I asked you to stop watching the show and thank God almighty for you. You did. You made that show worthless because, without your eyes, it’s nothing. And when you stopped watching it, they called me. And I got my name back, and I got my license back, and I got my show back, and they paid me millions of dollars. Thank you very much.” At the end of the clip, Chappelle said, “after all these years, I can finally say to Comedy Central, ‘it’s been a pleasure doing business with you.'” The clip also touched on Dave’s bout with COVID 

HBO is developing a “Scooby-Doo” spin-off that’ll be an origin story for Velma.  (Who of course is the nerdy one with glasses.)  The show will be animated, but geared toward adults.  MINDY KALING will be voicing Velma.  No other details or casting information has been announced.  They also didn’t say how they’d handle her sexual orientation 

So what’s next?  “Face/Off”. The original came out in 1997.  It starred JOHN TRAVOLTA and NICOLAS CAGE as an FBI agent and the terrorist he’s after . . . who end up switching faces via plastic surgery.  No, seriously, it works.  Sort of. It’s being directed by Adam Wingard, who did “You’re Next”“Death Note”, and the upcoming “Godzilla vs. Kong”

It’s been 27 years since “True Lies” hit theaters, and now there’s a TV show in development at CBS.  They’ve been trying to reboot it for years, but this attempt seems like it might have legs. The movie’s director James Cameron is onboard as a producer, but there’s no indication that ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER, JAMIE LEE CURTIS, or any other original cast members will return. The show will have the same concept as the movie:  A suburban housewife discovers that her boring husband is actually an international spy, and she’s thrown into a life of danger when she joins him on a mission to save the world. This is the latest attempt to bring True Lies to television. Fox developed a take in 2017 with Arrow’s Marc Guggenheim attached to pen the script. It never moved forward. McG in 2019 floated that a True Lies TV series was in the works for Disney+. True Lies grossed $378.8 million worldwide (on a budget of $115 million). The action drama co-starring Tom Arnold, Bill Paxton, Eliza Dushku and Charlton Heston — itself a remake of a 1991 French comedy — earned Curtis a Golden Globe win for best actress.

An animated show based on the board game “Clue” is in the works at Fox.  The game was originally released in 1949, and in 1985 a comedy version hit theaters.  The movie featured three different possible endings . . . and starred Tim Curry, Madeline Kahn, Martin Mull, and Christopher Lloyd. A revival has been in development for years, but apparently Fox thinks they’ll be able to get it off the ground.  There’s no word on a voice cast . . . so it’s unclear who will have done it . . . with the SOMETHING . . . in the SOMEWHERE.

Offspring have promised us a new album this year! Band members Dexter and Noodles made the announcement on some show here are the boys talking about it.  All those promises and still the band didn’t give a release date for this elusive new album.  They have to get the green light from the record label before they talk about a drop date.

Death by Rock and Roll, The Pretty Reckless.  This is their fourth album. It is out today. We are on song 2 from the record (death by rnr and so it went with tom morello) 

 DJ Bynx does mash-ups of “songs that were meant for each other.”  This one is close to perfect.  It’s the music of Weezer’s “Island In the Sun” and the vocals of Whitney Houston’s “How Will I Know”.

CELEBRITIES CELEBRATING A BIRTHDAY TODAY 

Quarterback Robert Griffin the 3rd is 31.

NASCAR driver Brad Keselowski is 37.

Christina Ricci is 41.

Rapper Gucci Mane is 41.

Actor Josh Brolin is 53.

Singer Chynna Phillips is 53.

Supreme Court Justice Brett Kavanaugh is 56.

Arsenio Hall is 65.

The mom from Growing Pains, Joanna Kerns is 68.

Saint Louis’ own Michael McDonald is 69.

Children’s book writer Judy Blume is 83.

NBA Halle of Famer Bill Russell is 87.

TomorrowAmerican Pie actress Mena Suvari turns 42.

Former NFL wide receiver Randy Moss turns 44. 

Singer Robbie Williams turns 47.

Henry Rollins turns 60.

Singer Peter Gabriel turns 71.

Duke basketball coach Mike Krzyzewski turns 74.

Jerry Springer turns 77.

And on SundayRob Thomas from Matchbox 20 turns 49.

Actor Simon Pegg turns 51.

Former quarterback for the Buffalo Bills. Jim Kelly is 61.

The former “Access Hollywood” host who killed his career with alcohol and these SUPER-FILTHY-CRAZY-NASTY VOICEMAILS . Pat O’Brien is 73.

Teller, the silent one of Penn and Teller, turns 73.

Former New York City Mayor Michael Bloomberg turns 79.

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Silvia Saint

Today’s birthday girl has shown her naught bits in 449 fine films…including:

– 3 the Hard Way

– Ace in the Hole

– Ass Good As It Gets

– Fresh Meat 4

– Hell Is Where the Party Is

– Hot Bods And Tail Pipe 14

– No Men Allowed

– Save The Last Lap Dance For Me

– And who could forget her role in 2003’s It Ain’t Easy Bein Sleazy 2

Silvia Saint is 45 years old today.