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Drunk man, 50, who left Florida bar at 4am ‘punched taxi driver in the face before dancing in the street where he yelled, I’m Rick James, b***h’ – Dailymail

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A Flight Attendant Who Offered “Adult Entertainment Onboard” Is Now Under Investigation – NYPost

Fraudster, 29, who faked terminal cancer to con friends into funding £8,500 dream wedding faces jail – Dailymail

A bodybuilder from Kazakhstan has married his sex doll.  (Full Story

Someone stole a tire off a guy’s car in Wisconsin last week . . . and propped the car up with a FROZEN TURKEY.  As far as we know, the cops haven’t found whoever stole the tire and left behind the turkey.  (Full Story)

Woman killed after being caught in crossfire along I-170 in Olivette – KMOV

Birx Tells Thanksgiving Travelers: ‘Assume That You Were Exposed’ to COVID and Get Tested – People

Hawai‘i Launches Movers & Shakas Temporary Resident Program – BusinessWire

The pandemic has led to more people buying fresh Christmas trees as a way to try to make Christmas at home feel more special.  One tree farm in Oregon says, quote, “We’ve never seen the demand like we’ve had this year.”

You know that mysterious monolith structure that appeared in the desert in Utah last month?  Well an identical structure has just been spotted halfway around the world, in Romania.  (Full Story)



“Star Wars” star DAVID PROWSE died of complications from COVID-19, according to his daughter.  She said that he’d contracted the coronavirus, and had been hospitalized for two weeks.  He was 85. 

Apparently Ice-T’s father in law was a staunch non mask/the virus is no big deal kinda guy. I say WAS not because he died but because he got Covid and is in the hospital in bad shape. Was ICE-T a little too hard on his father-in-law for catching COVID?  The other day, he posted a picture from the hospital of dad in law getting oxygen. And he captioned it, quote, “My father-in-law . . . was a serious ‘No Masker’.  COVID hit him.  Pneumonia in both lungs . . . 40 days in ICU close to death . . . Now he’s on Oxygen indefinitely.  Ohhh he’s a Believer now . . . #COVIDisNotAGame” Was he enjoying the “I told you so” a little much?  He got crap on the socials then posted that he used a family member he loves because he wants others to take this seriously.  

CARDI B is apologizing after bragging about how big her Thanksgiving gathering was.  She Tweeted, quote, “12 kids and 25 adults over the holidays.  It was lit!!” After getting backlash, she said, quote, “Sorry, my bad.  [I] wasn’t trying to make nobody feel bad.  I just had my family in my home for the first time and it felt so good and uplifted me.  I spent soo much money getting everyone tested, but it felt worth it.  I wasn’t trying to offend no one.” 

RITA ORA is apologizing after hosting a 30th birthday party for herself, and ignoring the current lockdown orders in the U.K. She said, quote, “I’m deeply sorry for breaking the rules, and [I] understand that this puts people at risk.  This was a serious and inexcusable error of judgement.” The police were called to break it up, and they fined Rita more than $13,000. 

Speaking of apologizing rapper/hip hop artist TRAVIS SCOTT certainly is NOT. He hooked up with McDonald’s earlier this year for a meal promotion. What, a rapper hooking up a major fast food chain? Cred gone right? He was too busy counting the cash. McDonald’s paid Travis at least $5 million up front, and his Mickey D’s merchandise brought him another $15 million . . . for a grand total of $20 million. Travis also makes about $10 million a year from Nike, and he’s banked at least $1 million helping Sony promote the PlayStation 5. 

Mads Mikkelson will replace Johnny Depp in the next Fantastic Beasts film. Depp removed after that lawsuit and all the dirt from his and Amber Heard’s marriage came out. Well, remember that online petition urging the studio to remove Amber Heard from the upcoming Aquaman sequel?  It now has more than 1.5 million signatures. It was created by Jeanne Larson  and is addressed to executives at both DC Entertainment and Warner Bros. To date the petition has received a total of 1,579,927 signatures, more than half of its targeted 3,000,000 pledges. Aquaman 2 is set for a 2022 release. 

Showbiz marriages…In her divorce stuff Kelly Clarkson and estranged husband Brandon Blackstock were fighting over the kids(6-year-old River and 4-year-old Remy). Kelly was just awarded primary custody. Brandon apparently has decided he wants to live on their ranch in Montana and wanted joint custody of the kids.  Oh also, Brandon filed asking Kelly to pay him $436,000 a month — $301k in spousal support and $135k in child support. He also wants $2 million in attorney’s fees. The order also says neither Kelly nor Brandon can talk smack about the other to the kids. The order also says neither parent can consume booze or weed within 8 hours of driving a car with the kids inside. The divorce is ongoing. According to the interwebs she is worth about $45 million and he about $5 million. 

Celebrity couples with huge combined net worth. Who makes more? 

Kate Upton and Justin Verlander: $115 Million

  • Kate Upton: $20 million
  • Justin Verlander: $95 million

 Judd Apatow and Leslie Mann: $150 Million

  • Judd Apatow: $75 million
  • Leslie Mann: $75 million

 Faith Hill and Tim McGraw: $165 Million

  • Faith Hill: $82.5 million
  • Tim McGraw: $82.5 million

Scarlett Johansson and Colin Jost: $171 Million

  • Scarlett Johansson: $165 million
  • Colin Jost: $6 million

Matthew Broderick and Sarah Jessica Parker: $200 Million

  • Matthew Broderick: $100 million
  • Sarah Jessica Parker: $100 million

Blake Shelton and Gwen Stefani: $250 Million

  • Blake Shelton: $100 million
  • Gwen Stefani: $150 million

 Jessica Biel and Justin Timberlake: $250 Million

  • Jessica Biel: $20 million
  • Justin Timberlake: $230 million

 Mila Kunis and Ashton Kutcher: $275 Million

  • Mila Kunis: $75 million
  • Ashton Kutcher: $200 million

 Nicole Kidman and Keith Urban: $325 Million

  • Nicole Kidman: $250 million
  • Keith Urban: $75 million

 Orlando Bloom and Katy Perry: $370 Million

  • Orlando Bloom: $40 million
  • Katy Perry: $330 million

 Gerard Piqué and Shakira: $380 Million

  • Gerard Piqué: $80 million
  • Shakira: $300 million

 Garth Brooks and Trisha Yearwood: $400 Million

  • Garth Brooks: $350 million
  • Trisha Yearwood: $50 million

 Joe Alwyn and Taylor Swift: $404 Million

  • Joe Alwyn: $4 million
  • Taylor Swift: $400 million

 David and Victoria Beckham: $450 Million

  • David Beckham: $225 million
  • Victoria Beckham: $225 million

 George and Amal Clooney: $550 Million

  • Amal Clooney: $50 million
  • George Clooney: $500 million

 Ellen DeGeneres and Portia de Rossi: $540 Million

  • Ellen DeGeneres: $490 million
  • Portia de Rossi: $50 million

 Tom Brady and Gisele Bundchen: $600 Million

  • Tom Brady: $200 million
  • Gisele Bundchen: $400 million

 Jennifer Lopez and Alex Rodriguez: $750 Million

  • Jennifer Lopez: $400 million
  • Alex Rodriguez: $350 million

 Beyoncé and Jay-Z: $1.5 Billion

  • Beyoncé: $500 million
  • Jay-Z: $1 billion, according to Forbes

 Kanye West and Kim Kardashian West: $2.2 Billion

  • Kanye West: $1.3 billion, according to Forbes
  • Kim Kardashian West: $900 million, according to Forbes

The cult classic “The Toxic Avenger” is being remade and they just signed PETER DINKLAGE. The original came out in 1984, and it was about a goofy kid named Melvin, the mop boy at a health club.  After some bullies play a prank on him, he falls into a vat of toxic waste and becomes The Toxic Avenger, New Jersey’s first superhero!!! There’s no word who Peter will play in the remake.  It’s been described as a “contemporary reimagining that will subvert the superhero genre.”  Which is pretty much what the original did. 

FELICITY HUFFMAN has booked her first gig since her brief prison stint for the college admissions scandal. It’s an upcoming ABC sitcom inspired by Susan Savage, the real-life owner of a Triple-A baseball team called the Sacramento River Cats.  Felicity will play Susan. There’s no title yet. 

45 year old Tara Reid has HER first gig since Felicity Huffman got out of prison…and she is hitting up Nicole Kidman for help. Publicly on Instagram. She is getting social media laughed at btw. She left a comment on Nicole‘s Instagram account to pitch her a role in an upcoming movie she is producing. “You are truly amazing in everything you do. I’ve been a huge fan forever. Hopefully one day we can work together soon,” “I’m producing a movie Masha’s Mushroom it staring Vivica FoxBilly ZaneBeverly Deangelo, myself Tara Reid, Sade, and others. it truly an amazing script. I would love for you to read it. Shoreline and Universal are doing it. It’s a franchise of 5 films. If you can follow me so I can tell you more. Kindly, Tara.” 

Ozzy Osbourne’s  childhood bedroom, in the house he shared with this five brothers and sisters, is now up for rent for around $535 a night, but Ozzy himself seems to think the deal’s a ripoff. “They must be doing an expensive extension on the bathroom,” he told GQ. “I tell you what was really weird: I went back to that house many years after I left. When you’re little everything seems massive. But that house was me, my mum and dad and my five sisters and brothers – eight of us in this house. It’s so tiny, I’m going, ‘How the hell did we do this?’” You may not feel a lot of love in the house, either.  Ozzy said “My parents never told me they loved me.  That wasn’t a thing we did in our house.  When I was a kid it was a sign of weakness to tell your parents you loved them.”

I will NOT stand for people saying HALLE BERRY isn’t good in bed.  Miss Berry was forced to defend her skills after  someone the show “Cocktails with Queens” called her out. The ladies were discussing whether TONI BRAXTON was a good lover, and LISARAYE MCCOY.  So Halle Tweeted the following at LisaRaye . . . quote, “Ask my man Van Hunt he’ll tell ya all y’all need ta know.” No word yet from Mr. Hunt. 

Do you want a street named after you?. Depending on the traffic and the road conditions. There’s an online petition asking that Vancouver name a street after RYAN REYNOLDS. He was born in Vancouver . . . and the petition calls him the city’s “favorite son,” who, quote, “proudly helped elevate the positive profile of his hometown to a worldwide audience.” The petition has accumulated more than 2,900 signatures . . . but Ryan isn’t interested. He Tweeted, quote, “Very kind but hard pass.  If traffic sucks everyone will say, ‘Ryan Reynolds is a mess,’ or ‘Ryan Reynolds is really backed up.’  My brothers would enjoy this too much.” Ryan and his wife Blake Lively just donated $250,000 each to shelters for homeless kids in both Vancouver and Toronto..


 Zoe Kravitz is 32.

Tyler Joseph is 32.  Twenty One Pilots singer.

Sarah Silverman is 50.

Bette Midler is 75.

Lee Trevino is 81.

TODAY’S BURTON BIRTHDAY OF THE DAY….He is a director and an actor and a comedian and sort of a creep.  I mean, the man married his adopted step daughter … true story ..  Woody Allen is 85 years young today.  




Today’s birthday girl has been tossed around like the pigskin in a game of pickup football in 267 fine films including:

  • Love Potion 69
  • 10,000 Anal Maniacs
  • A Clockwork Orgy
  • The Couch Trap
  • Bitch Bosses
  • Shiftin’ Gears
  • What’s That Lesbian Doing In My Pirate Movie?
  • And who could forget…her unforgettable role in…Waterworld 4: History Of The Enema


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The NFL has moved the scheduled matchup between the Pittsburgh Steelers and Baltimore Ravens from today to tomorrow afternoon at 2:40 p.m. This marks the third time the game has been postponed, as it was originally scheduled for Thanksgiving night and initially rescheduled for Sunday, Nov. 29. Wednesday was being considered as a possibility, as it “would give one more day to make sure COVID-19 outbreak with Ravens is under control and also give them a day to get a practice in.” The shift to Wednesday isn’t a surprise. Ravens players had a players-only meeting recently to express serious concern about playing on Tuesday. They have been adamant about wanting a day to practice.  The Ravens have not practiced since last Tuesday.

The NFL has fined the New Orleans Saints $500,000 and stripped them of a 2021 seventh-round draft pick for violating league COVID-19 protocols. The New England Patriots were fined $350,000 for similar violations…but neither the league nor the teams have announced the fines or loss of draft pick. New Orleans was fined as a repeat offender; Sean Payton previously was docked $150,000 and the team $250,000 because the head coach failed to properly wear a face covering during a Week 2 game against the Raiders. The more recent issue with the Saints came after a Week 9 win over Tampa Bay when the team’s celebrations included players not wearing masks while in close proximity to one another. The celebrations were captured on video by some players and posted to social media. The Saints are expected to appeal the discipline.

Texans wide receiver Will Fuller V and cornerback Bradley Roby have each been suspended for six games for violating the league’s performance-enhancing substances policy. Fuller announced Monday on his Instagram page that he was suspended after taking what he said was prescribed medication he thought was permissible. The Texans are 4-7 on the year, but they’ve won three of their last four games and have bounced back some after firing head coach Bill O’Brien.

Former Kansas City Chiefs quarterback Kyle Shurmur is headed to the Denver Broncos, as Denver’s quarterback room is feeling the effects of the COVID-19 pandemic. Shurmur, the son of Broncos offensive coordinator Pat Shurmur, is signing with the team and will join his father once he moves through the league’s COVID-19 protocols. The Broncos played without a quarterback in a 31-3 loss to the Saints on Sunday, with Drew Lock, Jeff Driskel, Brett Rypien and Blake Bortles all on the league’s reserve/COVID-19 list. Practice squad wide receiver Kendall Hinton, who played quarterback for three years at Wake Forest, stepped up under center for the team Sunday. He completed one pass for 13 yards and was intercepted twice as Denver’s offense produced just 112 yards overall.

Jake Paul may have incurred the wrath of local officials in Calabasas, California, for hosting a party after his knockout of Nate Robinson on Saturday. TMZ Sports reported that officials are actively looking into ways to punish Jake” Paul made quick work of Robinson, knocking out the former NBA star in the second round of their six-round bout. He shared a series of photos from his post-fight celebrations, which showed multiple people in close proximity without wearing masks.

Catcher James McCann is a hot commodity on the free-agent market, with the New York Yankees, New York Mets, St. Louis Cardinals and Los Angeles Angels all reportedly interested. The White Sox would also like to keep him, but they already have Yasmani Grandal behind the plate, blocking McCann’s path for more playing time. The Phillies could get involved as well if they are unable to retain J.T. Realmuto, the consensus top catcher on the open market this offseason. McCann has had two impressive seasons with Chicago after an up-and-down start of his career with the Detroit Tigers. He earned his first All-Star selection in 2019 when he set career highs with 18 home runs and 60 RBI.

Trevor Ariza has had a lengthy playing career in the NBA due to his above average defense and ability to hit the shot from deep. Still…Ariza just can’t seem to find a permanent home, as he has now been traded more times than any player in league history. After Ariza was officially dealt to the Oklahoma City Thunder from the Detroit Pistons, it marked the 10th time in his career that he has been traded elsewhere. Ariza started this offseason in Portland, but he was sent to the Houston Rockets. Ariza didn’t stay in Houston for long, as he was offloaded to Detroit in the sign-and-trade deal. Finally, Detroit flipped him to Oklahoma City in a deal. Even though Ariza just turned 35 years old, teams from all around the league want to pick up a cheap veteran defender like him.

Seven-time Formula One world champion Lewis Hamilton will miss this weekend’s Grand Prix after testing positive for COVID-19.  Hamilton tested positive on Monday, the day after his victory at Sunday’s race. Hamilton tested negative three times the previous week, including Sunday afternoon, but he woke up Monday morning with mild symptoms and tested positive. It is not yet clear who will replace Hamilton at Mercedes, which has won 11 of this year’s 15 races.