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Tinder Has a New “Select” Tier, Which Will Cost a Measly $499 a Month – LINK


David Draiman is a HOT MESS: Disturbed singer David Draiman is offering a reward ‘’for any information on her whereabouts that leads to the finding’’ of his 10-week-old golden retriever puppy Charlotte. Draiman thinks the dog ‘’was taken by somebody [or] something while she was playing in the yard, which is located in the Coral Gables area of Miami – LINK

Stevie Nicks is getting her own Barbie Doll. “The $55 mini-Stevie is clad in a “Rumours”-era flowing black dress and cape, black platform heel boots and clutches a tambourine adorned with streamers.” It is already sold out – LINK

SEPTEMBER HAS ENDED and that means Billie Joe Armstrong is awake: Green Day have teased something that’s most likely new music.They’ve set up a new website, TheAmericanDreamIsKillingMe.com, that features a video of Billie Joe Armstrong being awakened by an alarm clock, then sitting up in bed and looking at a calendar that has the date October 24th circled in red. The clock plays a few seconds of what is probably a new Green Day song before Billie Joe shuts it off by hitting the snooze alarm – LINK

Some closure for the murder of 2pac: 60-year-old Duane “Keffe D” Davis has been arrested for the 1996 murder of Tupac Shakur.  Davis allegedly orchestrated the shooting, but wasn’t the gunman.  He’s 60 years old. Cops raided his house a few months ago, but haven’t said how that affected their decision to charge him. Davis has actually admitted in that past that he provided the gun that was used in the shooting.

You never know who’s gonna show up in Nashville: Sheryl Crow brought out a special guest star during an intimate set at Nashville’s Bluebird Cafe over the weekend — pop star Olivia Rodrigo for a cover of “If It Makes You Happy” – LINK

British rockers The Darkness will be getting their own feature-length documentary called, Welcome To The Darkness. The doc will trace the band’s meteoric rise, sudden breakup, and lengthy comeback. The film will premiere in theaters for one night only on Nov. 9th, and be released on digital platforms and Blu-ray on Dec. 4th. 

Tour riders are interesting and the News-Gazette is reporting on what Bruce Springsteen’s tour rider details include. Springsteen’s 37-page tour rider has been more than 100 separate requests by The Boss. Items include cold, fresh shrimp with “homemade seafood sauce”, two bags of Rold Gold pretzels (no substitutions), and chicken soup “with lots of broth”.  Other items: hard-boiled eggs, sliced apples, and cubed watermelon. His wife, Patti Scialfa, wants a vase of white roses and three “high-fashion magazines” – but “no Cosmopolitan-type magazines”. Other requests include an on-site massage therapist and manicurist, and “quality beer” with the note “not Budweiser” – LINK

Tom Hanks is speaking out on AI using his likeness. Over the weekend, Hanks posted a screenshot of an AI-generated version of his younger self, with this warning: “BEWARE!! There’s a video out there promoting some dental plan with an AI version of me. I have nothing to do with it.”  The video has apparently been showing up on social media feeds – LINK

Pete Davidson crashed his SUV Saturday night while leaving his stand-up show in Los Angeles.

Saw X came out this past weekend, but one of the editors who was working on the film at home got the cops called on him.  Neighbors called police because they thought they heard someone being TORTURED to death.He was just working on a scene involving a character trying to escape an eye vacuum trap, and he had the volume up a little TOO high. The “Saw X” director says it was particularly funny because the editor is such a mild-mannered guy.  Quote, “I can only imagine the look on his face when he realized what was happening.” – LINK

Speaking of movies getting made — a movie about the OceanGate Titan submersible disaster is currently in the works. MindRiot Entertainment is reportedly developing the film – titled Salvaged – with E. Brian Dobbins, producer of Black-ish and the recent White Men Can’t Jump reboot – LINK

AND FINALLY – the best Family-Friendly Halloween movies of all time. “The Hollywood Reporter” put together a list of family-friendly Halloween movies that are perfect for your next movie night – LINK

  1. “Hocus Pocus”(1993)
  1. “Halloweentown” (1998)
  1. “Beetlejuice”(1988)
  1. “The Addams Family”(1991)
  1. “Casper” (1995)
  1. “Gremlins”(1984)
  1. “The Nightmare Before Christmas”(1993)
  1. “Monster Squad”(1987)
  1. “Goosebumps”(2015)

10.  “Corpse Bride” (2005)

Porn B

Vanilla Skye

Today’s birthday girl has been in 227 fine films, including:

– All American Nymphos 4

– Are You a Buttman

– Ball Hogs

– Bareback Mounting

– Hot Slutty Summer

– The Last Whore House on the Left

– Small Sluts Nice Butts 2

Vanilla Skye is 39 years old

Sports Report 1

City SC became the first Major League Soccer expansion team to win its regular-season conference title. Real Salt Lake defeated Los Angeles FC 1-0, completing a trifecta of events necessary that to happen. City SC scored four times to break open a tie game and turn CITYPARK into the loudest place in the country. The 4-1 win over Sporting Kansas City was the 17th for City SC, giving it the MLS record for wins by an expansion team. City SC is assured of having home-field advantage in every round of the postseason it plays other the MLS championship game. Right now, City SC is second overall in the MLS standings but won’t catch Cincinnati, which wrapped up the Supporters’ Shield for the best record in the regular season on Saturday. The conference title also will mean a taste of international soccer for City SC next season as it has qualified for the CONCACAF Champions Cup, the regional club championship. What a weekend: City SC sets record for wins by expansion team, then clinches conference title (stltoday.com)

Klauss, even though he sat out four months with a quad injury, is second in Major League Soccer in jersey sales at MLSstore.com, behind only Lionel Messi of Inter Miami. When the league last released standings on sales in May, Klauss was 23rd. City SC’s Klauss second only to Messi in MLS jersey sales (stltoday.com)

St. Louis City2 saw its 10-game unbeaten streak — and its season — end on Sunday at CityPark.

Yesterday was Adam Wainwright’s last game. A 4-3 Cards win against the Reds — The team honored Wainwright in a memorable and emotional ceremony. Everybody was there. Chris Carpenter and Scott Rolen, Ozzie and Izzy, Whitey and Tony. Wainwright’s wife, Jenny, and their five kids. Wainwright’s mother, Nancy, and his devoted older brother, Trey. Numerous former teammates, too. And of course Albert Pujols and what do ya know, Yadier Molina made his first appearance at Busch since retiring last year as he and Albert walked to Wainwright together. Mayor Tishaura O. Jones proclaimed that Oct. 1, 2023, was Adam Wainwright Day in the city of St. Louis. And Wainwright said in his speech: “Seeing all these wonderful people here in the stands — I can’t feel a bigger feeling of a blessing for being a St. Louis Cardinal this long. I wouldn’t change anything in the world for that. I love you all. … I can’t wait to spend a lot of years back here in Cardinals country.” Hochman: St. Louis is Adam Wainwright’s. Adam Wainwright is St. Louis’. A look at his farewell day. (stltoday.com)

The 2023 MLB regular season wrapped up on Sunday, and the postseason gets underway this week. Here are the matchups for the best-of-three Wild Card round, which starts on Tuesday:

Texas Rangers vs. Tampa Bay Rays

Toronto Blue Jays vs. Minnesota Twins

Arizona Diamondbacks vs. Milwaukee Brewers

Miami Marlins vs. Philadelphia Phillies

The Houston Astros, Baltimore Orioles, Atlanta Braves, and L.A. Dodgers all get first-round byes and move straight to the best-of-five Divisional Round, starting this weekend.

Knuckleballer Tim Wakefield, a two-time World Series champion, has died at the age of 57 … just days after former teammate Curt Schilling revealed the longtime starting pitcher was battling brain cancer. He was 57.The Red Sox announced his death in a statement Sunday. “Our hearts are broken with the loss of Tim Wakefield,” the Red Sox began. “Wake embodied true goodness: a devoted husband, father, and teammate, beloved broadcaster, and the ultimate community leader. He gave so much to the game and all of Red Sox Nation.” He spent 29 years with the organization as a player, special assistant, and broadcaster. He spent his early days with the Pirates before playing for Boston. Wakefield had brain cancer, according to ex-teammate Curt Schilling, who revealed the illness on a podcast last week and asked people to pray for them and their children. Soon, the news was all over social media. The Red Sox confirmed an illness at the time but did not elaborate, saying Wakefield had requested privacy. On the mound, Wakefield could be nearly unhittable thanks to his knuckleball. He won 200 games and retired with a 4.41 ERA. Tim struck out over 2,100 batters and earned a trip to the All-Star Game in 2009. He won two World Series in 2004 and 2007. Wakefield retired in 2011 … and was later inducted into the Red Sox Hall of Fame. He is survived by his wife, Stacy, and their children, Trevor and Brianna.

Funny Car driver Matt Hagan picked up his fifth win of the season for Tony Stewart Racing on Sunday at World Wide Technology Raceway, defeating defending world champion Ron Capps in the final round in front of a huge crowd at the 12th annual NHRA Midwest Nationals.

Clay Millican (Top Fuel), Greg Anderson (Pro Stock) and Gaige Herrera (Pro Stock Motorcycle) also won the 18th of 21 races during the 2023 NHRA Camping World Drag Racing Series season, and the third of six races in the Countdown to the Championship playoffs.