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Kentucky mayor falls asleep in White Castle drive-thru, crashes into pole – NYPost


U.K. police nab fleeing suspect who hid in cow manure – NYDailyNews

A Guy Who’s Not Supposed to Play Video Games Tries to Make His Wife Think His PlayStation 5 Is an Air Purifier – TaiwanNews

A Woman’s Pregnant Belly Turns Out to be a Watermelon Stuffed with Drugs – Dailymail

A Guy with Meth Crashed His Motorcycle, Accidentally Shot Himself, and Got Hit by a Car – Fox4KC

A Guy Steals an Empty Cash Register, then Jumps into an Icy River to Escape – CBC

A Guy Destroys a Store Over His Missing “Dope Pipe” . . . Turns Out He Had It the Whole Time – 1011Now

A Guy Who Called 911 to Burp 24 Times in 45 Minutes Gets Six Months in Jail – Sky

A Guy in a Stolen SUV Runs Out of Gas . . . and Calls the Police for Help – WeAreCentralPA

Man faces drug, fleeing charges after crashing to deputy’s car – KAIT8

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A New “Tickle Bar” Is Opening, and It’s Just What It Sounds Like – DallasObserver

Doritos just announced their 3D CHIPS are coming back.  If you don’t remember them, Doritos 3D were cone-shaped chips that came out in 1998 but were discontinued just a few years later.  The new ones hit stores next month.  (Full Story)

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Being National Cookie Day today…Oreo has announced it will be launching a “Chromatica”  Lady Gaga-themed Oreo starting in January. The cookies are “pink-colored Golden Oreo cookies with green colored creme and feature three Chromatica-inspired cookie embossments.” They will be available starting in January for a limited time only, while supplies last. There was a Lady Gaga x OREO Stan Club, launching this week that notified fans when the cookies officially go on sale. The first 1,000 people got free cookies..

blink-182 has an album called Take off Your Pants and Jacket, so it’s no surprise that blink-182 has had some other “creative” names floating around for their albums. Here is a list of the band’s rejected album titles and they include:Vasectomy – Vasecta-You, Diarrhea De Janeiro, Our Pet Sounds and Sodomy – Sodom-You. They also almost named a record OBGYN-Kenobi. 

The White Stripes Greatest Hits, The White Stripes.  There are 26 tracks. Link on the blog to see the list 

A woman who STILL can’t get over Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez sent out a message asking fans who feel the same way to bombard a Hailey Bieber Instagram Live session with comments like “Selena is better.” Justin obviously not a fan of this said… “This sad excuse of a human just encouraged people on video to literally go after my wife telling people to say that my previous relationship was better so on and so fourth [sic],” he posted. “I just wanted to share this so people get an idea of what we face on a day to day.”

Check out this laid-back piano cover of the Beatles’ “Something” that Billie Eilish released.

Comedian John Mulaney was investigated by the Secret Service. Why?  That Feb. 29 SNL monologue with this?   “I asked my lawyer if I could make that joke and he said, let me call another lawyer and that lawyer said yes.” Mulaney who was talking about it on Kimmel said the agents were “very nice” in the interview. He basically said it was a joke and they so ok cool.

When it comes to the corona virus he is no Tom Hanks but remember back in March Bryan Cranston and his lovely wife Robin Dearden got it? They still can’t fully experience tastes or smells the way he used to. It was actually funny because he said they got it early because they “didn’t want to miss out”.  He had a temperature of 99 for about three hours, and then just exhaustion for a week after that.” And he was sick for about 10 days. He said about 75% has come back but if he walks into a room with fresh brewed coffee he cannot smell it. 

Cloud 9 is closing for good. NBC’s Superstore is coming to an end with its sixth season taking the total number of episodes of the single-camera comedy to 113. America Ferrera left earlier this season. The show returns on Thursday January 14 at 8:30pm with 11 more episodes to air this season. NBC has Brooklyn Nine-Nine returning in 2021.

“People” magazine has revealed its “People of the Year.”  There are four, and they’ll each get a cover and a feature story for next week’s issue.  They are:  Dr. Anthony FauciSelena GomezRegina King, and George Clooney. 

“Entertainment Weekly” has announced its Entertainers of the Year.  There are SIX, and they’ll each get a cover for the January issue, along with a feature story inside. They are:  “Mandalorian” star Pedro Pascal . . . Kerry Washington . . . Sacha Baron Cohen . . . father and son “Schitt’s Creek” stars Eugene and Dan Levy . . . the late Chadwick Boseman . . . and Taylor Swift. 

You guys ever get into a movie so much you wanted an actual prop from the movie? Propstore.com decided to clean house, selling some of TV and film’s most iconic piece of memorabilia for a total of over $5.8 million! Included in the sale was the light saber actor Ewan McGregor used when he was Obi-Wan Kenobi in Star Wars: Revenge of the Sith. It sold for $201,000! The crystal ball David Bowie used when he played Jareth in Labyrinth sold for over $26,000!  The fedora that Jack Nicholson wore when he was The Joker in 1989’s Batman sold for over $50,000!  

The pandemic crushed the box office this year possibly for good.  But even though most of the blockbusters have been pushed back, some movies DID get released. “Entertainment Weekly” put out lists of the 10 best and the five worst . . . and since this is 2020, we’re going to focus on the worst.  The five they panned are:  Director Robert Zemeckis’ new adaptation of “The Witches” . . . the Ben Affleck / Anne Hathaway flick “The Last Thing He Wanted” . . . the Jon Stewart movie “Irresistible” with Steve Carell . . .The Ron Howard movie “Hillbilly Elegy” with Glenn Close . . . and “Capone”, which stars Tom Hardy. Their favorites might not be as recognizable as they would be in a normal year . . . but they do include the Pixar movie “Soul”, the Jane Austen movie “Emma”, and they gave the #1 spot to “Nomadland”, a drama starring Frances McDormand.

Warner Brothers announced yesterday that all the movies on its 2021 release schedule will hit HBO Max the same day they hit theaters.  They’ll be available on the streaming service for no extra charge, but only for 31 days. That’s 17 films in all, including “Godzilla vs. Kong”, “The Matrix 4”, “The Suicide Squad”, “Dune”, “Space Jam: A New Legacy”, “Tom & Jerry”, “Mortal Kombat”, “The Conjuring: The Devil Made Me Do It”, and the “Sopranos” prequel, “The Many Saints of Newark”. Warner Brothers said it’s trying to guarantee, quote, “as many movies as we could for the year for the global theatrical marketplace.” They also don’t think it’ll hurt theater attendance because, quote, “We think where theaters are open, and consumers can go, that a lot of people will choose to go to the theater, especially for big movies.”  Still, theater chains were caught off guard, and AMC just entered negotiations with them.  

Country singer DYLAN SCOTT has two kids.  His son Beckett is three, and his daughter Finley is one.  Country Now asked him to play a game of “Five Things Nobody Told Me About Fatherhood.”  Here’s what he said: 

  1. Everybody has their opinion about how HE should be a father. 
  1. They told him about nasty diapers, but not HOW nasty they’d really be. 
  1. The awesome feeling he’d get while watching his kids dancing and being happy. 
  1.  The terrible feeling of watching his son get his first stitches. 
  1. Finally, nobody told him the first six months would take six years off his life.


Tyra Banks is 47.

Jay-Z is 51.

Fred Armisen is 54 

Jeff Bridges is 71.  The Dude in “The Big Lebowski” 

Frankie Muniz is 35.

Margaret Cho is 52. 

Johnny Rzeznik is 55.  Goo Goo Dolls singer.

Johnny “Football” Manziel is 28.

Judd Apatow is 53.

Steven Wright is 65.

TODAY’S BURTON BDAY OF THE DAY is a game show host extradoniare.  He hosted Tic-Tac-Doe…What’s This Song…Gambit…Trivial Pursuit…and MANY MANY more…Wink Martindale is 87 years old today. 



Today’s birthday girl has shared more than a viral video of fainting goats and has shown off in 180 fine films including:

  • 8 Simple Rules for Banging My Teenage Daughter
  • I’m A Big Girl Now
  • My Sisters 1st Anal
  • Step Daddy’s Little Girls
  • Under The Age Of….
  • Throated
  • And who could forget…her unforgettable role in I Don’t Even Look 18



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An issue with the NHL is that owners and teams are concerned about having games with no one in the stands during the coronavirus pandemic. Last year they made due…It was a season where they played in two fan-less bubbles in Canada over the summer to determine a Stanley Cup champion. In an effort to try and combat this issue, certain teams are reportedly looking into having home games in outdoor venues so that fans can congregate at limited capacity a bit more safely than in an indoor arena. These teams include the Boston Bruins, Anaheim Ducks, Los Angeles Kings and Pittsburgh Penguins, are looking into outdoor games. The Kings and Ducks are considering LA Galaxy’s park, Dignity Health Sports Park, the Bruins are considering Fenway Park and the Penguins are looking into Heinz Field and PNC Park.  The Carolina Hurricanes, Dallas Stars, Nashville Predators and Florida Panthers are also some of the teams looking at outdoor venues. Carolina has NC State’s football field across the street, Dallas is considering AT&T Stadium, and Nashville and Florida have each expressed interested in an outdoor home schedule, but no specifics have been revealed

While you are making your picks – here is something that you may want to think about.  And no – this is not a report from 2016.  Seattle Seahawks wide receiver Josh Gordon has been reinstated for the final two weeks of the 2020 season. Gordon will be allowed to begin COVID-19 testing Friday and might join the Seahawks on Dec. 9 if he tests negative for the coronavirus.

The minor-league franchise in Staten Island, New York, which until early November was the Single-A affiliate of the New York Yankees, on Thursday announced that it is shutting down operations. In the same release, the Franchise also announced it was filing suit against the Yankees and MLB for that loss of affiliation.” The Staten Island Yankees are ceasing operations and have filed a lawsuit seeking legal remedies. The New York Yankees announced on November 7, 2020 that the Staten Island Yankees were no longer part of the Yankees minor league affiliation structure, even though the Yankees had made repeated assurances we would always be a minor league partner.  Although we still have not heard this from the Yankees directly, it would appear from their press release that they would like us to go from the past arrangement in which the Staten Island Yankees were an affiliated minor league team of the New York Yankees – where we facilitated player development and brand exposure, among other benefits to the New York Yankees – to one in which we play unaffiliated baseball with no relationship to the Yankees whatsoever.” MLB is in the midst of an ongoing effort to reduce the number of affiliated minor-league franchises and the Yankees’ decision to cut ties with the Staten Island team is part of that initiative. In all, 40 or so minor-league franchises stand to lose MLB affiliation.

NBC ‘s Cris Collinsworth learned Wednesday night that when you make a comment, especially about women, it will come back to haunt you. During Wednesday’s Steelers game against the Ravens, Collinsworth talked with Mike Tirico about conversations he had with Steelers fans before the game. He revealed that he was “blown away” to learn that women are knowledgeable about football. Here is what he said… ((AUDIO))  And people thought nothing of it right?  Wrong…here is one of the comments from social media: “Someone tell Cris Collinsworth that being blown away by women who like football and are knowledgeable Steelers fans isn’t the compliment he thinks it is.” Collinsworth later issued a lengthy apology. “Today on our broadcast I made reference to a couple of women I met in Pittsburgh who so impressed me with their football knowledge that I wanted to tell their story on the air,” Collinsworth wrote. “I know the way I phrased it insulted many. I’m so sorry. What I intended as a compliment to the fans of Pittsburgh, became an insult. I’m sick about insulting any fan, but especially female fans and journalists. I know first hand how much harder they have to work than any of us in this industry. I was wrong and deeply apologize.”

The Rose Bowl will hold one of the two College Football Playoff national semifinals on Jan. 1, 2021, but not many people will be in the building to see it. The bowl announced Thursday that the event will be held without spectators due to COVID-19 restrictions set forth by the state of California. The bowl requested an exemption to allow a limited number of guests of players and coaches. That request was denied due to state and county guidelines.

The New York Road Runners announced Wednesday that the 2021 United Airlines NYC Half is canceled due to health and safety concerns related to the ongoing coronavirus pandemic. The cancellation marks the second consecutive year the Half has been canceled. This year’s event, which had been scheduled for March 15, 2020, was canceled at the outset of the COVID-19 outbreak. The race, which takes place annually in March, is one of the world’s largest half marathons. The decision was made in consultation with the Mayor’s Office of New York City.

The Alabama Class 7A state championship game between Thompson and Auburn on Wednesday night in Tuscaloosa featured one of the most incredible finishes you’ll ever see.  After turning the ball over on downs with 1:18 to play trailing by nine, 28–19, Thompson looked dead in the water. But then came the first of several miracles. Thompson’s Korbyn Williams blocked the punt and returned it for a touchdown.  Now, with 18 seconds on the clock and trailing 28–26, Thompson needed to recover the onside kick and score again. The Warriors accomplished the first part of that equation with relative ease. No Auburn player seemed particularly keen to try to recover the onside attempt, and it ended up in the hands of a Thompson player at the 46-yard line.  Thompson needed some help.  That help came in the form of two pass interference penalties. The flags advanced the ball to the 18-yard line of the Tigers, giving Thompson kicker Trevor Hardy a chance to kick a 35-yard field goal for the win. It went through as time expired, giving Thompson a 29–28 victory.  That’s 10 points scored in 18 seconds