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Hot Dad Summer? Dating.com Says Women Are Looking for Single Dads – LINK

Men are paying £50 for professional evaluations of their PENIS: Website judges various criteria from length to aesthetics and provides three-page assessment – LINK

1st over-the-counter gel for erectile dysfunction approved by the FDA – LINK

Do You Go to Bed at the Same Time As Your Partner? – LINK

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Rare case of green hairy tongue is pure nightmare fuel – LINK

Dangerous TikTok trends claim 4 lives in 6 months in Alabama: officials – LINK


TMZ published the first public images of Jamie Foxx since his mysterious “medical complication” that occurred 90-days ago. Sunday afternoon, Jamie waved to crowds as he cruised on a yacht down the Chicago River. TMZ reports they have seen video — which they have yet to post — of Jamie on his feet and enjoying Chicago’s nightlife. He’s been under treatment in Chicago for two months. The physical rehabilitation center where Jamie Foxx lives specializes in brain trauma. (TMZ)

Madonna seems to have turned a corner in her recovery from a bacterial infection. Page Six reports that the Material Girl — who was reportedly found unconscious in her home almost two weeks ago — was spotted walking with friends in New York City on Sunday. The 64-year-old was reportedly wearing huge sunglasses, a wide-brimmed hat and sneakers — and that “she leaned somewhat heavily on a lamppost while waiting to cross the street.” But eyewitnesses say she looked happy and seemed to have no trouble walking. Madonna was hospitalized last month after being found unresponsive. She has postponed her Celebration tour, which was set to start next Sunday in Canada.

Jonah Hill’s ex-girlfriend Sarah Brady shared some of his texts, where he’s telling her what she can and can’t do if she’s going to be his girlfriend.  She says he’s a misogynist, a narcissist, and he’s emotionally abusive. https://www.tmz.com/2023/07/08/jonah-hill-ex-girlfriend-sarah-brady-posts-texts-blasts-him/

Last week we talked about this story where Britney Spears was slapped by Spurs Rookie, Victor Wembanyama. Well, over the weekend even more details got straightened out. First of all, nobody is getting charged with hitting Britney Spears in the face, because nobody hit Britney in the face. When Britney tried to get the attention of Spurs rookie Victor Wembanyama outside that Las Vegas restaurant, his security guy pushed Britney’s hand away from Victor, and into HER OWN face. Police determined that he, quote, “did not willfully or unlawfully use force or violence” against Britney. Here’s an interesting nightcap to the story:  After this happened, Britney went into the restaurant to eat . . . and booted Pauly Shore from his booth, not on purpose, allegedly, but Pauly had already been seated at the restaurant, but when he got up to use the restroom, someone seated Britney at the same table.  When he came back, Pauly grabbed his phone, glasses, and fanny pack, and found another table (LINK)

Jennifer Garner is returning as Elektra in “Deadpool 3”.  She last played the character in 2005’s “Elektra”.  No word if she has a major role or a cameo. She first played the character in 2003’s “Daredevil” with Ben Affleck, then later in her own spin-off, 2005’s “Elektra”.

“Oppenheimer” will include sex scenes and prolonged full nudity.  Director Christopher Nolan says it’s, quote, “as strong as I’ve ever done.” – also, people are doing the ‘Barbenheimer’ experience where you go to both Oppenheimer and Barbie, back to back, in their opening weekends – some people are doing outfit changes, too.

Ryan Gosling has a song on the “Barbie” soundtrack called “I’m a Ken”. . . and Slash from Guns N’ Roses is on it. Watch “Barbie” stars Margot Robbie and Ryan Gosling do an interview with PUPPIES (LINK)

Billy White Junior, the artist who drew what ultimately became the cover of Guns n Roses’ multi-platinum debut album, Appetite for Destruction, has died. Initially created by White as a tattoo design for Axl Rose, the artwork depicted the five band members as skulls on a purple cross with gold latticework. It replaced the original cover, a painting by Robert Williams that bore the album’s title and showed what has been described as “a robotic rapist about to be punished by a metal avenger.” The Williams painting was moved to the inside sleeve when several major retailers refused to stock the album with that art on the front cover. In a tweet, guitarist Slash called White “a long time friend of the band.’’

Taylor Swift put her ex Taylor Lautner in her new video for “I Can See You (Taylor’s Version)”.  And she even brought him onstage during a show in Kansas City.

Harry Styles has been hit in the face by some idiot fan throwing something onstage. Harry was in Vienna for Love on Tour … and as he walked along the stage an object hits him around his left eye. You see he’s visibly in pain, putting his hands up to his face, and almost doubles over, but then pushes through the pain and keeps walking off-stage (LINK)

Is Creed reuniting?  Fans seem to think so because they updated their Facebook page.

Black Sabbath bassist Geezer Butler says that recording the audiobook version of his new autobiography, “Into The Void: From Birth To Black Sabbath – And Beyond”, was “one of the hardest things” he has ever done. He shared an audio sample on Twitter saying, “I thought sharing my life was difficult…until I had to read the book. Might have been one of the hardest things I’ve ever done…It was nerve-racking, ’cause you have to keep repeating yourself, or you didn’t put enough emphasis on certain parts, so you have to go back and re-record it. Yeah, it was nerve-racking. I didn’t like the experience whatsoever.”

series of videos shows what it would sound like if Homer Simpson were to sing a variety of our favorite hits. Using episodes of The Simpsons and audio of Homer Simpson’s voice generated by Voicify AI, TikTok user mememusic117 has given the treatment to System of a Down’s ‘’Chop Suey,’’ the Maneskin version of The Four Seasons’ “Beggin’,” Hozier’s “Take Me to Church” and Drake’s “Hold On, We’re Going Home” among others (LINK)

Porn B

Casey James

Today’s birthday girl has been in 14 fine films, including:

– Twisted Tales of Bondage

– The Toe-tied Spy

– Slave School

– Grounded Flight Attendants

– Boob Cruise Paradise

– Boob Cruise 2000

– Boob Cruise 1998

– Boob Cruise 1998 After Hours

– And who can forget her role in 2003’s Boobs Ahoy

Casey James is 55 years old

Sports Report 1

With only one pick on Day 1 of the MLB draft, the Cardinals went for the biggest slugger still available Sunday and selected Chase Davis with the 21st overall pick. They have been watching this dude since he was in high school in 2020. He slumped a bit when he went to Arizona and didn’t get much playing time but the Cardinals have been eyeing him and he’s had a heck of a recent run to bolster some stats. Davis, 21, hit 21 home runs in his junior season at Arizona and 39 in the past two seasons for the third-most in his school’s history.

CBC standout Nazzan Zanetello, a shortstop, was selected 50th overall by Boston.

Belleview East’s Zander Mueth, a pitcher, was selected 67th overall by Pittsburgh. Cardinals go with power move in first round, draft Arizona slugger Chase Davis at No. 21 – LINK

The Cardinals scored in the ninth and 10th innings to scratch out the win on a day when their defense nearly cost them the game and it looked like they might squander a strong starting pitcher performance from Steven Matz in his return to the rotation. Instead, they held on for a 4-3 win over the White Sox in 10 innings in the final game before the MLB All-Star break and the series finale of the three-game set ain Chicago . Paul DeJong’s 10th inning RBI double lifts Cardinals to a series victory in Chicago – LINK Allstar break time

The subs continue to shine for St. Louis City SC. Between injuries and a busy schedule, City SC’s roster has been getting in a lot of minutes and they’ve been taken advantage of the time. Aziel Jackson, making just his third MLS start, got his first MLS goal Saturday. He got help from Akil Watts, who has started all of four MLS games and passed the ball on the play to Jackson for his first assist. Thanks to them, City SC ran its winning streak to three games with a 1-0 win over Toronto on the road and maintained its hold on first place in the Western Conference, three points up on Seattle, five on LAFC. Not only that, but City SC also has the second-best record in the league, and the team got there with its two top offensive players hurt and a couple of guys who were playing in MLS Next Pro last season combining for the goal. Next up is LAFC Wednesday away. Subs shine as Aziel Jackson scores to give City SC a 1-0 win over Toronto – LINK

Following a dramatic 2-2 draw in extra time, the U.S. Men’s National Team utilized two penalty kick saves from Matt Turner to defeat Canada 3-2 in a shootout. With the win, the USMNT advances to face Panama in the 2023 Concacaf Gold Cup Semifinals on Wednesday, July 12 at SnapDragon Stadium in San Diego, Calif. The winner of the U.S.-Panama game on Wednesday in San Diego advances to the championship match on July 16 against Mexico or Jamaica. The title game is set for Inglewood, California. The U.S. has reached 12 straight Gold Cup semifinals since the Americans were eliminated in a 2000 quarterfinals. US gets penalty-kicks win in Gold Cup soccer tournament, reaches semifinals (stltoday.com) – LINK