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Ex-Taco Bell Worker Files Lawsuit Saying She Walked Into Employee Orgy Instead of Company Christmas Party – LINK

‘Cluster’ of sexually transmitted eye syphilis cases point to one man: CDC – LINK

People in H.R. Are the Most Likely to Have a Work Romance – LINK

Over a Third of Couples Schedule Sex – LINK

 

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Woman has meltdown, pulls down pants in the middle of flight leaving Orlando – LINK

A high school girls basketball team won 95-0. Winning coach says it could’ve been worse – LINK

 

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When Sammy Hagar announced his 2024 The Best of Both Worlds tour which will focus on his time in Van Halen — he said whatever musician is in town on a show day is welcome to come up and join him for a song or two, including David Lee Roth and Alex Van Halen. The Best of All Worlds tour — featuring Michael Anthony and Jason Bonham from The Circle, along with Joe Satriani from Hagar’s previous band, Chickenfoot — with Loverboy opening will be here August 31st – LINK

Sharon Osbourne has blasted the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame, saying that her husband, Ozzy, should be inducted as a solo artist. 

The characters Beastie Boys play in the “Sabotage” video have been made into action figures by ReAction Figure. The set includes accessories for “Cochese” (played by Adam Yauch), “The Chief” (played by Mike Diamond) and “The Rookie” (played by Adam Horovitz), and a movie-style “Sabotage” poster – LINK  

Tiffany Haddish was arrested early Friday morning and charged with DUI in Beverly Hills after she allegedly fell asleep behind the wheel, TMZ reports – LINK

Mark Hamill will no longer voice The Joker in future ‘Batman’ projects since Kevin Conroy, who voiced the Dark Knight, has passed. Hamill told fans at Fan Expo San Francisco. “I won’t voice the role unless it’s opposite Kevin Conroy’s Batman.” He also cited a Joker quote, telling fans, “Without Batman, crime has no punchline” – LINK 

REST IN PEACE:  

KILLING JOKE guitarist, Kevin “Geordie” Walker passed away over the weekend. The band wrote of his passing on social media: “It is with extreme sadness we confirm that at 6:30am on 26th November 2023 in Prague, KILLING JOKE‘s legendary guitarist Kevin ‘Geordie’ Walker passed away after suffering a stroke, he was surrounded by family. We are devastated. Rest In Peace brother.” He was only 64 – LINK 

Jean Knight, the singer who had a big hit with “Mr. Big Stuff,” has reportedly passed away. A press release claiming to be Knight’s obituary has been seen online. TMZ and other sources – LINK 

Marty Krofft, the co-creator of “Land of the Lost” and “H.R. Pufnstuf”, passed away.  He was 86 – LINK

AND FINALLY! Do these bands/artist suck? Reddit Users started a thread on musicians and bands that are BORING!

Here are a few of the highlights:

  1. Five Finger Death Punch. . . “They’re the ‘Nickleback’ of metal.”
  1. Ed Sheeran. . . “Ed Sheeran is so boring, his favorite color is clear.”
  1. Maroon 5. . . “They’ve been chasing ever single trend possible since 2017.”
  1. KISS. . . “Their live presence was silly . . . I don’t get it.”
  1. Drake. . . “He’s pretty bland.”
  1. Foo Fighters. . . “I love Dave Grohl, but all their new stuff sounds the same.”
  1. Coldplay. . . “The musical equivalent of watching grass grow.”
  1. Taylor Swift. . . “She’s impressive professionally . . . and very talented . . . but her stuff is so dull.”  (The Swifties have found a new villain.)
  1. Imagine Dragons. . . “The kind of band major corporations hire for team-bonding events.  Edgy enough to be ‘cool,’ but safe enough to not upset anyone.”
  1. Mumford and Sons. . . Someone called them “Imagine Wagons.”
  1. Bon Jovi. . . “They have emotions and spirit, but there’s no depth.”
  1. U2. . . “Their ’80s output rules.  It’s just the newer stuff that’s boring.”
  1. Eagles. . . “The Bud Light of rock.”
  1. 3 Doors Down. . . “Sounds like what plain oatmeal tastes like.”
  1. The National. . . “Every song I’ve heard, the singer sounds like he just woke up and has no plans to get out of bed” – LINK

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Zoey Holloway

Today’s birthday girl has been in 314 fine films, including:

– The All Day Orgy

– The Babysitter Diaries 3

– Booty Emergency

– Cheer Squad Sleepovers 4

– Cougars On The Prowl

– Diesel Dongs 21

– It’s Okay She’s My Mother in Law 2

– Porn Star Tickle Torture 4

– Wham Bam Thank You Ma’am 2

– And who can forget her role in 2013’s Mom Needs It Bad

Zoey Holloway is 57 years old