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3 children hurt at Rancho Cucamonga police event involving a sheriff’s helicopter, bounce house – LINK

Deputies: Man flips car at Pensacola Beach resort while trying to escape arrest – LINK

Iowa man cited for water tower graffiti that featured spelling error  – LINK

A Lady Stole a Jacket on Display at an Art Museum and Had It Tailored – LINK

A Trespasser Tried to Hide from Police by Draping a Sheet Over Himself – LINK

A Guy Thought He Saw a Guy Stealing from a Grocery Store . . . So He Shot Him? – LINK

Some Perv FaceTimed Random People with His Junk Out – LINK

A Sheriff’s Volunteer Was Caught Selling Drugs Out of His Patrol Vehicle – LINK


You’ll Watch 291 Different Shows and Movies This Year – LINK


NBC’s Peacock has canceled their Saved By The Bell reboot after two seasons and only one month after winning Outstanding Comedy Series at the GLAAD Media Awards.  Deadline says the series’ cast and crew were notified on Tuesday.    A Peacock spokesperson said “We are so proud to have been the home of the next iteration of Saved by the Bell for both new and OG fans. Saved by the Bell has been a cultural mainstay for more than 30 years and the new series seamlessly continued the show’s legacy, all while allowing more audiences to feel seen.”

Dolly Parton, who will be inducted into the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame’s Class of ’22, says if she gets to make a rock album, she wants The Rolling Stones to play on it. Dolly was looking at a pic of herself with Sir Mick Jagger and told Billboard “Yeah, I loved him and I love ‘Satisfaction’. I’m hoping we’re both around long enough when I get to do this record that he’ll come sing with me, and I may have to use The Rolling Stones to play behind me.” Parton added that she might “try to get some different rock bands, some of the classic bands, to back me on some of the songs I do and then do two or three or four originals.”  The icon said “Now I’m in the Rock Roll Hall of Fame. So I’m going to have to do a rock album at some point. … Now I may have to call my album ‘Rock Star!'”

A rep for Dave Chappelle released a statement on Tuesday’s attack during his Netflix Is A Joke comedy set at the Hollywood Bowl, saying “As unfortunate and unsettling as the incident was, Chappelle went on with the show.” Carla Sims, Chappelle’s rep, told CNN “Jamie Foxx and Chris Rock helped calm the crowd with humor before Chappelle introduced the last and featured musical guests for the evening.”        Sims added that Chappelle is “fully cooperating” with authorities in their investigation.    Netflix released a statement on the incident, saying “We care deeply about the safety of creators and we strongly defend the right of stand-up comedians to perform on stage without fear of violence.”

The second season of David Letterman’s Netflix show My Next Guest Needs No Introduction kicks off on May 20th.   Letterman will get the chance to talk to Will Smith, but before you get all excited, the interview was recorded before Will slapped Chris Rock at the Oscars.  The conversation should be compelling, but there will be no talk about that incident.  Letterman will also interview Cardi B, Billie Eilish, Kevin Durant, Ryan Reynolds, and Julia Louis-Dreyfus during season two.

Jo Marie Payton, who played Harriette Winslow on the classic sitcom, said Jaleel White, the loveable Urkel, was a pain at times.    Payton recalled an incident recently. Speaking to Entertainment Tonight, she said, “There was one time he actually wanted to physically fight me. [There was a scene where] I said we can’t do that, standards and practices will not let that pass, it’s not gonna happen. He wanted to do it anyway… He was so mad, he started kicking and screaming and stuff.”  She continued, “He said something about, ‘She must want to melee.’ I said, ‘What’s a melee?’ He said, ‘A fight.’ I turned around — if he wanna fight, I would.” Darius [McCrary] grabbed me. I was gonna whip his behind.”    Payton went on to say, “I give some of those adults credit too. Letting him run wild and do whatever he wanted to do, thinking he can say what he wants to say, you know, and hurt people’s feelings and all that.”

 AMBER HEARD continued her testimony yesterday, and it included some serious allegations. She claims that Johnny violated her with a glass bottle . . . dragged her up a flight of steps by the hair . . . threw her down, put his knee in her back and punched her repeatedly . . . and headbutted her in the face.  Among other things Meanwhile, Johnny’s rep tells (LINK) TMZ that his team feels Amber is giving the performance of her life . . . just as Johnny’s attorneys predicted in their opening statements. They say Amber keeps adding “new and convenient details” to her stories, while Johnny’s recollections have remained consistent since all of this blew up six years ago. The trial is now on a pre-planned recess until May 16th, when Amber’s testimony resumes.

Ted Nugent says Joan Jett “viciously attacked me personally” over Top 100 guitarist comments (LINK)


Meek Mill is 35.

NBA Phoenix Suns point guard Chris Paul is 37

She was Precious, Gabourey Sidibe is 39.

The greatest goalie of all time, Martin Brodeur is 50. He’s the NHL’s all-time leader in wins, shutouts and games played.

Foo Fighters guitarist Chris Shiflett is 51

George Clooney is 61.

Former Dancing with the Stars host Tom Bergeron is 67.

Bob Seger is 77.

The Say Hey Kid… Willie Mays is 91


Heather Wayne

Today’s birthday girl has been in 162 fine films, including:

  • Afro Erotica 16
  • Beaverly Hills Cop
  • Bitches in Heat 4 & 11
  • Chocolate Kisses
  • Desperately Seeking Suzie
  • Hard For The Money
  • Sex Fifth Avenue
  • Tail House Rock
  • And who can forget her role in 1985’s Rambone the Destroyer

Heather Wayne is 57 years old!

Sports Report 1

Against nine different pitchers from the Giants’ 10-man bullpen, the Cardinals got a homer with history in its 7-1 victory last night against the San Francisco Giants. Yadier Molina’s first homer of the season gave the Cardinals’ their first lead and tied him with Ted Simmons for the ninth-most homers in Cardinals’ history. Molina’s 172nd home run was also his 999th career RBI. Juan Yepez’s first career RBI in the majors concluded the Cardinals’ scoring in the seventh as they widened their lead and deepened the Giants’ use of the bullpen. Yepez’s RBI single in the seventh came against the Giants’ seventh pitcher of the game –and it closed up a four-run rally.


The Kansas City Chiefs have begun trimming their 90-man offseason roster ahead of rookie minicamp. There will be an influx of new undrafted free agents signing for rookie minicamp, so these moves are preemptive in order to make room on the 90-man offseason roster for those players. We’re keeping track of those undrafted free agent signings and rookie minicamp invites here.

According to the NFL’s official personnel notice, the following six players were waived by the team on Thursday:

The most notable of the players waived here is Gehrig Dieter, who has been with the team off and on since signing as an undrafted free agent out of Alabama in 2017. He appeared in 10 games in Kansas City from 2018-to-2020, catching 2-of-5 passes for 32 yards in that span. He spent a lot of time on the practice squad and has been a solid special teamer for Kansas City when called upon.

The 148th Kentucky Derby is tomorrow, so let’s take a look at the competition.  No, I don’t have betting advice.  For the Win! ranked each horse, SOLELY by their name.  They are:

  1. Messier
  1. Ethereal Road
  1. Epicenter
  1. Cyberknife
  1. Classic Causeway
  1. Tawny Port
  1. Crown Pride
  1. Pioneer of Medina
  1. Mo Donegal
  1. Barber Road
  1. Zandon
  1. Taiba
  1. White Abarrio
  1. Zozos
  1. Tiz the Bomb
  1. Charge It
  1. Summer Is Tomorrow
  1. Happy Jack
  1. Smile Happy
  1. Simplification

(In the spirit of the Kentucky Derby, here are some 2022 facts.)

7 Kentucky Derby Facts for 2022:

  • 150K– Number of attendees are expected for the 2022 Kentucky Derby (15 times more compared to the first race in 1875).
  • $97 Million– Net revenue increase due to Kentucky Derby & Oaks in 2021 (despite capacity reductions).
  • $233 Million– Total amount wagered on the 2021 Kentucky Derby (85% more than in 2020).
  • $500 to $1,000– Price of a high-end Kentucky Derby hat (90% of female spectators wear hats).
  • $120K– Number of Mint Juleps served over Kentucky Derby weekend, requiring 1K pounds of fresh mint and 60K pounds of ice.
  • 522,000– Number of cans of beer that will be consumed. 142,000 hot dogs will be eaten.
  • $1.15 Billion– Sales of thoroughbred horses in 2021 (up 44% from 2020).
  • The most popular NFL merchandise of last season belonged to Tom Brady.
  • Officially licensed merch sales were measured between March 1, 2021, through February 28, 2022.
  • The data includes jerseys, bobbleheads, shirts, photos, and more.
  • Other quarterbacks line up behind TB12 for top merchandise sellers.  Patrick Mahomes, Josh Allen, Joe Burrow, Mac Jones, and Dak Prescott round out the top five.

If you’re an EPL like I am, that’s the English Premier league you’ll be interested to know that Mikel Arteta has signed a new deal to remain manager of Arsenal in London through 2025. For those that don’t know his boss is none other than Josh (director) and Stan Kronke (owner).

To wrap up with some NBA stuff:

Tonight the Heat take on the Sixers at 6pm. The Miami Heat lead the series 2-0

The Suns take on the Mavericks at 8:00. Phoenix leads that series 2-0.