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A Thief Needed Money for Meth, So He Could See His Imaginary Girlfriend Again – LINK

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@ashlinm92Ordered a sandwich tray from Walmart. Half wheat, half white. This is what we got. #ohno #stupidchallenge #fyp #haul♬ Oh No (Instrumental) – Kreepa

37% of Men Over 30 Will Gain Weight During Football Season – LINK

Police arrest four men in connection to string of recent gas station car thefts – Fox2Now

Target Employees Got Less-Than-Expected Raises . . . and Prank Fortune Cookie Messages? – LINK

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Walmart Screwed Up a Woman’s “Half Wheat, Half White” Party Platter in a Ridiculous Way

A Good Samaritan Helped a Man Fix a Bike, Before Realizing It Was His Own Stolen Bike – LINK

Three Carjackers Were Thwarted by an MMA Fighter . . . a Manual Transmission . . . and a K9 Officer – LINK

‘In Our Duty, Every Life Matters’: Robbery Accused Falls Into Well While Trying to Flee, Saved by Cop – LINK

Idaho Falls man suspected in shooting arrested when attempting to retrieve seized handgun from police station – LINK

Police: Robber caught after trying to rob same bank again – LINK

A Guy Got a Bottle Opener Stuck on His Junk After a Friend Suggested It – LINK

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That actor JAMIE COSTA who posted video of himself portraying ROBIN WILLIAMS, in a short film depicting the moment Robin found out his friend JOHN BELUSHI had died…amazing performance etc etc. Zelda, Robin’s daughter, has seen it and thanks for sharing. Zelda Tweeted (LINK), quote, “Guys, I’m only saying this because I don’t think it’ll stop until I acknowledge it . . . please, stop sending me the ‘test footage’.  I’ve seen it. “Jamie is SUPER talented, this isn’t against him, but y’all spamming me an impression of my late Dad on one of his saddest days is weird.” 

95 year old QUEEN ELIZABETH is being asked to give up one the booze. The Queen has a drink every night, usually a martini.  But her doctors have advised her to stop. A source says, quote, “It’s not really a big deal for her, she is not a big drinker.  But it seems a trifle unfair that at this stage in her life she’s having to give up one of very few pleasures.” 

Did you know that Chris Hemsworth scored his Thor gig after Daniel Craig turned down the role? The boss over at MCU is trying to get Daniel Craig in the Marvel Cinematic Universe – as a villain. There were rumors that Craig was to play a rebooted version of Magneto.  Those rumors were never confirmed – but there have been talks that Marvel’s trying to figure out how to handle the X-Men in its Universe.    

COLDPLAY’s upcoming world tour will aim to be more sustainable by using a DANCEFLOOR that creates electricity.  CHRIS MARTIN said, quote, “When they move, they power the concert and we have bicycles too that do the same thing . . . You know when the frontman says, ‘We need you to jump up and down’? . . .”When I say that, I literally really need you to jump up and down.  Because if you don’t, then the lights go out.” Coldplay will also use solar energy, recycled cooking oil from local restaurants, and power from renewable sources where available.  The tour is expected to produce 50% less carbon dioxide emissions than the last one. Other measures they’re doing include building their sets with bamboo, minimizing air travel, and having the light-up LED wristbands worn by the crowd reused and made from compostable materials.  Coldplay will also be planting a tree for every ticket sold. 

NIKKI SIXX dropped a HUGE bombshell . . . admitting that MOTLEY CRUE was “most probably” a sexist band back in the ’80s.  But he says all the bands were doing it, and he blamed the previous generation . . .quote, “In the ’70s, when I grew up, it was just the messaging that came through, and you were emulating your heroes . . .”When someone is talking about guns and sex and drugs, you’re like, ‘This is [effing] dangerous, man.  This is not mom and dad’s music.’  So it was a different time.  You can’t rewrite history, man.” Nikki did clarify that he’s a different person than he was back then. He said, quote, “I’m really looking at somewhere between 25 to 30 years of not sticking needles in and drinking alcohol and taking pills and stuff . . . I actually lead a pretty clean lifestyle.” 

KESHA’s going to host a show for Discovery+ called “Conjuring Kesha”, where she and other celebrity guests explore “haunted” places. Speaking of haunted places if you recall in other Kesha news… She’s also had SEX WITH A GHOST.  Her 2012 song “Supernatural” was about the experience, which she once described as, quote, “sexy time with a ghost.” Sadly, she never got his name. She already has a podcast about paranormal phenomena called “Kesha and the Creepies” (LINK)  

Not every horror movie is shot on a studio back lot.  Here is a list of 10 filming locations that you can visit (LINK)    

  1. The cemetery from “Night of the Living Dead”, in Evans City, Pennsylvania. 
  1. The steps that Father Damien Karras falls down in “The Exorcist”, in Washington, D.C. 
  1. The gas station in 1974’s “The Texas Chainsaw Massacre”, in Bastrop, Texas. 
  1. The Myers house in the original “Halloween”, in South Pasadena, California. 
  1. Oak Alley Plantation where Brad Pitt’scharacter lived in “Interview with a Vampire”, is in Vacherie, Louisiana. 
  1. Crystal Lake Diner from the 1980 “Friday the 13th”.  It’s actually called Blairstown Diner in Blairstown, New Jersey. 
  1. Dr. Frank-N-Furter’s castle in “The Rocky Horror Picture Show”.  It’s a hotel now called Oakley Court in Windsor, United Kingdom.  (Its façade was also used in 1957’s “The Curse of Frankenstein” and 1958’s “Dracula”.) 
  1. The Dakota apartment building from “Rosemary’s Baby”, in New York City. It’s also the same place where JOHN LENNON lived and was shot in front of.  In the movie, it was called the BRAMFORD. 
  1. The forest from “The Blair Witch Project” is Seneca Creek State Park in Gaithersburg, Maryland. 
  1. The schoolhouse from “The Birds” is in Bodega, California. 

 

Check out the trailer for the new “Hawkeye” series on Disney+.  The first two episodes come out November 24th, the day before Thanksgiving 

Check out ADELE’s new single, “Cheesy on Me”.

Celebrating a Birthday today: 

Dominic West is 52.  Noah on Showtime’s “The Affair”, Detective Jimmy McNulty on “The Wire”, and Lord Croft in the “Tomb Raider” remake.

Eric Benét is 55.  R&B singer who used to be Mr. Halle Berry until he admitted to cheating on her repeatedly.  Biggest hit: “Spend My Life With You”.

Sarah, Duchess of York is 62.  Fergie used to be married to Prince Andrew . . . then she spent time as a pimp for Weight Watchers.  Her daughters are 9th and 10th in line for the throne.

Emeril Lagasse is 62.  Celebrity chef.  Bam!

Tito Jackson is 68.  THE “Jackson” in The Jackson 5.  Tito’s hits include “ABC”, “I Want You Back”, and “I’ll Be There”.

On Saturday 

Philadelphia Phillies right fielder Bryce Harper is 29

John Mayer is 44.  “Say”, “No Such Thing”, “Waiting on the World to Change”, “Who Says”, “Your Body is a Wonderland”, and “Daughters”.

Mudvayne singer Chad Grey is 50

Flea is 59.  Awesome bassist for the Red Hot Chili Peppers.  Biggest hits:  “Under the Bridge”, “Dani California”, and “Scar Tissue”.

Tim Robbins is 63.  “Shawshank Redemption” star.

Bob Weir from The Grateful Dead is 74.  Biggest hit:  “Touch of Grey”.

Suzanne Somers is 75.  Chrissy Snow on “Three’s Company”.

Angela Lansbury is 96.  Mrs. Potts in “Beauty & The Beast”, and Jessica Fletcher on “Murder She Wrote”.

And On Sunday 

Felicity Jones is 38.  Ruth Bader Ginsburg in “On the Basis of Sex”.  Also the star of “Rogue One” and Stephen Hawking’s wife in “The Theory of Everything”.

Eminem is 49.  Born Marshall Mathers the Third.

Chris Kirkpatrick from ‘N Sync is 50.

Wyclef Jean is 52.  Fugees genius.

Ziggy Marley is 53.  Jamaican.  Considering who his father is, he probably enjoys toking grass.

Mike Judge is 59.  Genius creator of “Office Space”, “Beavis & Butt-head” and “King of the Hill”.  He does the voices for Beavis, Butt-head, and Hank Hill.

Alan Jackson is 63.  Country superstar.

George Wendt is 73.  Norm on “Cheers”.  Jason Sudeikis is his nephew.

Michael McKean is 74.  Lenny Kosnowski on “Laverne & Shirley” . . . AND Spinal Tap lead singer and guitarist David St. Hubbins.

Jim Seals is 80.  Seals & Crofts.  “Summer Breeze” . . . makes me feel fine!  “Diamond Girl” . . . you sure do shine!

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Cayden Moore

Today’s birthday girl has been in 67 fine films, including:

– Big Ass Movie 2

– Big Butt Brotha Lovers 15

– Dark Meat White Treat 6

– Economic Stimulation

– Mom, Dad and The Babysitter 2 & 5

– Reform School Girls 5

– And who can forget her role in 2008’s Tease Before The Please 2

Cayden Moore is 39 years old.

Sports Report 1

So the big news yesterday – the Cardinals have fired manager Mike Shildt.  Even despite the 17 game winning streak and somehow squeaking into the Wild Card game, the Cardinals have decided to part ways.  John Mozeliak said it was “philosophical differences” that led to this decision.  When asked to get a little deeper into it, Mo said “something that popped up recently.”  Mo went on to say: “Where we felt the team was going, we were struggling to get on the same page…With him having one year remaining on his contract, we could have gone into 2022 having that over him, and we just decided that internally it would be best to separate now and take a fresh look as we head into a new season.” Mozeliak declined to discuss possible replacements but said there are plenty of internal candidates. He said the coaches who remain under contract are expected to return next season. Shildt, 53, had guided the Cardinals to the playoffs three times, including this year. Shildt led the Cardinals to the National League Central title in 2019, when he was named NL Manager of the Year, but they were swept in the NL Championship Series by the Washington Nationals. His team also lost a wild-card series to the San Diego Padres in 2020.

Speaking of teams looking for a new manager…the Padres – after firing their manager Jayce Tingler –  still are finalizing a list of managerial candidates to interview, but names being internally discussed include: Bruce Bochy, Buck Showalter, Jeff Bannister, John Gibbons, Ron Roenicke, John Farrell and Brad Ausmus.

The Dodgers are moving on to the NLCS.  They knocked off the Giants yesterday with a 2-1 win in San Francisco.  In the entire series, the Dodgers only scored more than 1 run ONE SINGLE TIME.  That’s it.  So now the NLCS and ALCS are set…the Red Sox and Astros start there series tonight at 7PM. And the Braves and Dodgers get their series started tomorrow at 7PM.

The Blues start off their 2021 season tomorrow in Colorado.  Puck drop is scheduled for 8PM.

In just the team’s second game in franchise history, the Seattle Kraken have entered the win column with a 4-3 victory over the Nashville Predators – Seattle’s first win in the NHL. The Kraken took the game 3-2, highlighted by two goals in the first by Jared McCann and Brandon Tanev. Alex Wennberg made it 3-2 in the second period and Tanev scored a second time to finish the game 4-3. The Kraken fell just short against Vegas on opening night on Tuesday, erasing a three-goal deficit before eventually losing 4-3.

The Bucs and Tom Brady held off the Eagles and Jalen Hurts in Philly last night.   Leonard Fournette had two TDs in the win.  Final score 28-22.  The Bucs are 5-1 and the Eagles are 2-4.  Make sure to make your picks at 1057thepoint.com/picks.

The Chicago Bears placed veteran running back Damien Williams on the reserve/COVID-19 list Thursday. The Bears host the Packers in a key NFC North divisional showdown on Sunday. Williams was placed on the list after testing positive. If he is asymptomatic and is vaccinated, he would be able to return once he produces two negative tests 24 hours apart. If he is vaccinated and develops symptoms, he would be able to return once he produces two negative tests 24 hours apart and is asymptomatic for 48 hours. If he is unvaccinated, he would have to quarantine for a minimum of 10 days.

EA Sports is removing Jon Gruden’s likeness from Madden NFL 22 following his resignation as head coach of the Las Vegas Raiders. The company announced Wednesday a generic likeness will take Gruden’s place. Gruden’s resignation followed multiple reports that he used racist, anti-gay and misogynistic language in emails. EA Sports say the will use just a generic AI until further decisions are made about the future of the Raiders.

Washington Football Team president Jason Wright issued an apology about the timing of Sean Taylor’s jersey retirement, which is scheduled for when the franchise faces the Chiefs on Sunday.  “We thought that saving the news for a game week reveal was the best way to focus the message on Sean and his legacy. We didn’t realize that so many of you wanted to make a trip to FedExField to be present for this moment — a true lack of understanding of what you, the lifeblood of this franchise, needed to mourn our collective loss and celebrate Sean’s legacy. As the guy who really wanted us to start honoring players better and differently — in line with what they paid in the blood, sweat, and tears — I’m angry and sad that we messed up your opportunity to honor Sean in person this weekend. I feel a pit in my stomach knowing how we have let so many of you down.” Not only did the announcement come days before the game, but it comes in wake of former employees telling the Washington Post that lawyers representing WFT offered a financial settlement in exchange for public silence concerning the alleged workplace sexual harassment multiple former female team employees endured.

Ray Fosse, the MLB catcher whose career was upended when he was bowled over by Pete Rose during the 1970 All-Star Game, has died. Carol Fosse, his wife of 51 years, said in a statement online that Fosse died Wednesday after a 16-year bout with cancer. Fosse was a talent for Cleveland when he made his first All-Star team as a 23-year-old in 1970, the same year he hit .307 with a career-high 18 homers and won the first of two Gold Gloves while throwing out 55% of attempted base stealers. He was 74. Rose barreled over him to score the winning run in the 12th inning of the exhibition at Cincinnati’s Riverfront Stadium. Fosse fractured and separated his left shoulder, and he said back in 2015 his body still ached 45 years later.

And finally — HIDEKI MATSUYAMA creamed a fan in the head with a bad drive yesterday, during the 2021 Shriner’s Children’s Open in Las Vegas. The guy got knocked to the ground and bloodied.  He said he felt “weird” and “totally disoriented.” But he was cool.  Hideki came over and gave him a hat and an autographed glove, and he told him not to worry about it.  But he ended up going to the hospital for stitches, and he set up a GoFundMe (LINK) to raise $15,000 for, quote, “high medical bills and issues.”