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That’s amore! Drunk Florida couple are covered in SPAGHETTI after throwing their dinner at each other in bizarre 911 domestic – Dailymail

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Maxwell Berry: Assault Suspect Duct-Taped by Crew on Frontier Flight – Heavy

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Olympics-Climbing-Push the button! Upbeat commentators love bomb athletes – Yadihoo

Major police presence: McKinley Bridge closed following officer down call – Fox2Now

cop in New Jersey named Dan Carrone responded to a noise complaint the other day after someone threw a live concert in their backyard.  It turned out to be a bunch of teenagers, and he told them to stop.  But he made them a deal . . . He said they could play one more song if HE could sit in on DRUMS.  They ended up doing “Basket Case” by Green Day.

A Guy Spends Four Hours a Day in the Bathroom, and His Wife Is Sick of It – Mirror

New Summer Food Trends: “Corn Ribs (LINKS)” and “Frozen Honey (LINKS)

Lay’s Debuts Potato Chips That Taste Like Doritos, Funyuns, and Cheetos – LINK

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So Britney Spears locked herself in her bathroom at 2am…took a pic and wrote possibly the longest Instagram caption ever…is there rambling here?

At 2am I decided to take a bath 🛁 !!!! I got a new scented lotion from Victoria’s Secret and I wanted to wear it because it helps me sleep better !!!!  I went to the bathroom and looked at my leftover coffee from earlier in the morning and said “gross” but didn’t throw it away and then I looked for my face wash but couldn’t find it anywhere !!!! I was caught up in my head looking for it for about 15 minutes and then realized it’s probably in the other bathroom … then I went to leave and the door was locked 🔒 … I thought ok well it’s a bathroom, I can open the damn door 🚪 … no, the lock was stuck !!!! I got locked in the fucking bathroom and my boyfriend was sleeping  😴 … even if there are earthquakes he doesn’t wake up 😂🙄😬 !!! I screamed “HEYYYYY!!!! Come open this stupid door !!!!” …. silence … the fourth time he gets up and says “What’s wrong?” … I said “I’m in here and I can’t get out 😂😂😂😒😒😒 !!!!  He tried to do his thing to open the door with a PEN ✒️ … so I got my phone and called security to tell them to open the door 🚪 … 15 minutes went by and they finally said they’d send someone up to open the door … 10 minutes later …. “HELLO ??? Is anybody there ???” … then they told me 10 more minutes !!! I cleaned the bathroom and thought about taking a shower or something but then I saw it … the door 🚪 … I just looked at it for the first time with a yearning of just wanting it to open … would my eyes trick me and make it happen faster ??? My eyes widened and the door was more clear … more vast … I could see it with clarity and brightness … please open door 🚪 !!!! “We’re here!” They said … I asked how long it would take to open … and they said “oh, maybe 10 minutes” !!!! The old coffee I had left over from the morning was there … I started feeling foggy 😶🌫️ so I drank it … I was reenergized and started speaking again!!! “Are you guys there ???” … “Yes we are!” They said, “Stand back, we’re going to open the door!” It opened … it finally opened !!!!! 

Dog the Bounty Hunter (link) is being sued over a lawsuit he lost back in the day.  Mr Hunter was arrested in Mexico in 2003, and hired a lawyer who ended up helping him but they got into a disagreement over the fees. Hog ended up suing, the lawyer sued back. Dog lost to the tune of  $880,000 in 2013. The lawyer is still trying to collect and now he’s filed in Hawaii where Dog lives. He now owes $880,916 plus interest.

54 year old encarcerated R. Kelly says he has no money. I guess he has to pay for court transcripts and he cant afford it. Also he has gained enough weight while in prison he needs new clothes. Monday is the start of jury selection.  on the eve of his sex-trafficking trial — and has gained so much weight behind bars he needs new clothes. “His finances are depleted,” his lawyer, Devereaux Cannick, told Judge Ann Donnelly. “I ask the court to give him daily copies of the transcripts.” Cannick also said his client has also “gained weight since he’s been incarcerated.”  “We need measurements for appropriate attire for his trial,” he said. “We’re trying to get his measurements. How can we take his size?” To which the judge replied “I’m not taking his size.”  Looking to help his case in court yesterday R. Kelly fell asleep at one point and was even snoring. Opening statements are due on Aug. 18.

Reese Witherspoon is a smart woman. She is selling a media empire worth nearly a billion dollars. She started a production and content company—Hello Sunshine—to tell women’s stories. Now is the climate for that stuff.  Witherspoon founded the company in 2016. In addition to Reese’s Book Club, an Instagram feed that builds audiences for books written by women, it produces shows and movies like HBO’s Big Little Lies and Gone Girl. 

Your thoughts on this…ASHTON KUTCHER and MILA KUNIS don’t bathe themselves OR their kids often.  Until they actually SEE dirt.   KRISTEN BELL said she AGREES. She and DAX SHEPARD have two daughters, who are eight and six.  Dax was also in the interview, and he said that they initially bathed their girls every single night as a routine, but then they started forgetting, and couldn’t remember when they last had a bath. 

The Offspring’s latest drummer Pete Parada is out of the band because he wouldn’t vaccinate himself from COVID-19.  And he makes it sound like he was fired. Pete says (link) he has a medical condition called Guillain-Barré Syndrome, where the body’s immune system attacks its nerves.  He said his doctors advised him to skip the vaccine, and the band wasn’t cool with that.  The band hasn’t commented . . . but earlier this year, they put out a video where they reworked (link) their classic song “Come Out And Play” to say “you gotta go get vaccinated.” And they do have an expert on their hands.  Singer DEXTER HOLLAND has a Ph.D. in molecular biology, and he wrote his thesis on microRNA in HIV genomes.(The FDA added a warning that Johnson & Johnson’s COVID-19 vaccine may trigger Guillain-Barré syndrome (GBS) in a small number of people. Of the 12.5 million Americans who received this vaccine, about 100 people reported having GBS, 95 of them were serious and required hospitalization, and there was one reported death. No similar signal has been identified with the Moderna and Pfizer vaccines, according to the FDA.

Americas favorite cover band Weezer released a cover of Metallica’s “Enter Sandman”, staying close to the song’s original sound. This is the band’s contribution to The Metallica Blacklist.  The Blacklist features 53 different artists celebrating the 30th anniversary of Metallica’s “black album”; Corey Taylor, St. Vincent, and Volbeat are just a few of the rock acts covering their favorites from Metallica’s classic album. The album arrives on September 10th. Metallica’s also got a new read on the way on August 15th, called The 24.95 Book. Writer Ben Apatoff documents the band’s career over the last four decades, dedicating a chapter to each band member, their movies, discography, and more.   

Kurt Cobain (link) childhood home has been declared a Washington state landmark. The current homeowner is planning to turn it into a museum with private tours available starting in early 2022. Kurt lived there from 1968 to 1984, long before Nirvana (link). The one-and-a-half story house was approved for the Washington State’s ‘Heritage Register,’ which preserves culturally important buildings. The owner, Lee Bacon cant make it a full-time museum, but he will open the house for the occasional private tour. Bacon purchased the home from the Cobain family in 2018 for a reported $225,000. Original furniture from the Cobains remains in the home, with input from Kim Cobain (Kurt’s sister) being considered for the museum. Bacon has also purchased a 25,000-square-foot building in downtown Aberdeen with the intent of creating a 8,000-square-foot ‘Tribute Lounge and Gallery Cafe’ dedicated to Cobain. 

A new documentary titled Becoming Led Zeppelin has been completed, though a release date hasn’t been revealed yet. It marks the band’s 50th anniversary and will include new interviews with surviving members Jimmy Page (link)Robert Plant (link) and John Paul Jones (link). The film will also feature archival interviews with the late John Bonham (link). According to a statement from 2019, the film “traces the journeys of the four members through the music scene of the 1960s, their meeting in the summer of 1968 for a rehearsal that will change the future of rock and culminates in 1970 when their second album (link) knocks the Beatles (link) off the top of the charts, and they become the number one band in the world.” Becoming Led Zeppelin will be the first time Led Zeppelin (link) have participated in and endorsed a movie based on their career. 

Celebrating a Birthday today:

Actors Cole an Dylan Sprouse are 29. Cole plays Jughead on “Riverdale”.  He and Dylan were twins Zack and Cody on Disney’s “Suite Life” shows, and shared the role of the kid in Adam Sandler’s “Big Daddy” and Ross’ son Ben on “Friends”.

Princess Meghan Markle is 40.

NASCAR driver Kurt Busch is 43.

NASCAR legend Jeff Gordon is 50.

Former Major League Baseball pitcher and not Hall of Famer, Roger Clemens is 59. He’s third on the all-time list for most strikeouts, behind Nolan Ryan and Randy Johnson.

Former President Obama is 60.

Former wrestler Dean Malenko is 61.

St. Louis Cardinals fan Billy Bob Thornton is 66.

Richard Belzer is 77.

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Jamie Leigh

Today’s birthday girl has been in 276 fine films, including:

– Another Rear View

– Big Butt Models For Hire 12

– Boobs Butts and Bloopers 2

– Caged And Confused

– Country And Western Cuties 3: More Naked Line Dancing

– Gang Bang At The OK Corral

– New Wave Hookers 2

– And who can forget her role in 1991’s Edward Penishands

Jamie Leigh is 52 years old.

Sports Report 1

Last night we got to see John Lester in a Cardinal uniform for the first time.  And, last night, we got to see John Lester pick up his first loss for the Cards.  Before an out was recorded, Lester allowed the first 7 batters to get on and 4 runs crossed the plate.  Yikes.  Tonight, the two teams are back at it at Busch.  J.A Happ will get his first go at things for the Cardinals.  First pitch is scheduled for 7:15PM.

Months after he announced his retirement from the NFL, former quarterback Philip Rivers says he isn’t ruling out a return. Rivers, who retired in January after one season with the Colts following 16 with the Chargers said that he is staying in shape in case a situation presents itself for a late-season stint in the NFL. The Colts announced Monday that quarterback Carson Wentz will have surgery on his injured left foot and will be out five to 12 weeks. Rivers currently is in his first year as head football coach of St. Michael Catholic High School in Alabama.

Warriors star Stephen Curry agreed to a four-year, $215 million contract extension Tuesday. Curry, 33, is now the first player in NBA history to sign a pair of contracts each worth more than $200 million.  Tuesday’s extension will keep Curry in Golden State through the 2025–26 season barring a trade. He will earn almost $60 million in the final year of his deal. Curry was eligible to hit free agency after the ’21–22 season before Tuesday’s extension was reached.

More moves in the NBA with Free Agency.  And for the first time in their career…we get to see Carmelo and LeBron play for the same team.  Yesterday Melo agreed to terms with the Lakers on a one year deal.  While this sounds really cool on paper…the Lakers are old.  They now have 5 players over the age of 35 and three others who are over 30.

Bruce Springsteen’s daughter Jessica Springsteen failed to qualify for the equestrian individual jumping finals at the Olympics yesterday. She’ll ride again on Friday night as part of Team USA’s entry in the team jumping event.

Canadian swimmer Penny Oleksiak won four medals at the 2016 Summer Olympics, and another three in Tokyo.  And she just Tweeted, quote, “I just Googled ‘Canada’s most decorated Olympian’ and my name came up. I want to thank that teacher in high school who told me to stop swimming to focus on school because swimming wouldn’t get me anywhere.  This is what dreams are made of.”

The U.S. women’s basketball team wasn’t interested in any drama Wednesday, playing with an all-business approach and not allowing Australia to even think about an upset in a 79-55 Olympic quarterfinal win.

After Day 12 of the Olympics, the U.S. was still leading in overall medals.  But China was in a close second, and still leading in golds. American wrestler Tamyra Mensah-Stock won gold in women’s freestyle yesterday. And we picked up several medals in track-and-field.   We also snagged a few silvers in men’s hurdles, pole vault, and women’s long jump.  And we added a bunch of bronze medals, including the one Simone Biles won in the balance beam early yesterday morning.

Here’s the latest medal count we saw.

  1. USA:  76. . . 25 gold, 29 silver, 22 bronze.
  2. China:  69 . . . 32 gold, 21 silver, 16 bronze.
  3. Russia:  52. . . 13 gold, 21 silver, 18 bronze.
  4. Great Britain:  45. . . 13 gold, 17 silver, 15 bronze.

5.  Japan:  39 . . . 20 gold, 7 silver, 12 bronze