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#2TIMERSCLUB! Man huffed spray paint, beat mother with spatula

via KPTV – A West Virginia man is facing criminal charges after police said he huffed spray paint and then beat his mother with a spatula.

Police in St. Albans arrested 30-year-old Allen Casdorph while responding to a report of a domestic incident Thursday night, WCHS-TV reported, citing a criminal complaint.

When officers arrived at the scene, they found Casdorph in the front yard with a large amount of silver paint on his face and a large steel bar in his hands.

Police said his mother was inside the home with a head wound wrapped with gauze. There was also a large amount of blood on her shirt and the back of her neck, according to the report.

Casdorph was taken to the South Central Regional Jail. He is facing a malicious wounding charge.

Online jail records don’t indicate whether he has an attorney.[Click Here To See His Headline Hooshe Debut from March 9 2015]

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Have you seen this man? Police search for Jeff. Co. hotel thief – KMOV

Man carjacks woman as she comes home to apartment, points gun at her face – Fox2Now

Woman’s luxury SUV taken in carjacking inside her own St. Charles Co. garage – KSDK

Weeks after Metro East grocery store closed it doors, food is rotting inside – KMOV

Arnold woman burned in bonfire accident – KMOV

Missouri district starts 4-day school week – KMOV

200+ jobs available at Dierbergs hiring event on Friday – KSDK

Forget Helicopter Parenting, the New Trend is Lawnmower Parenting – ABCNews

Teenagers Are Protesting Against Giving Presentations in Class Because Public Speaking Makes Them Anxious – TheAtlantic

If You Hold in Your Flatulence, It Can Come Out of Your Mouth . . . Yeah, Really – NBCi

#SPORTSEXTRA! A Lucky Gambler Picked the Winner of All 15 NFL Games and Won $84,565 with Just a $5 Bet – Twitter

McDonald’s Just Made Big Changes to Their Apple Pies, and People Aren’t Happy – Delish

Want an Arby’s Tattoo? No? Well They’re Giving Them Away Free on Saturday – FoodBeast

 


Paul Dejong hit a 2 run homer on his way to a 3 RBI night and the Cardinals scored 6 late runs as insurance in their 8-1 win over the Braves in Atlanta.  Austin Gomber picked up the win and is now 6-1 on the year.  This afternoon….little bit of damn near morning baseball, Jack Flaherty gets the start.  First pitch is scheduled for 11:10AM.

 

As of this morning, the Cards have a game and a half lead over the Rockies for the second Wild Card spot.  The Cards also are now only 2 games behind the Brewers for the first Wild Card spot.   There are now just 10 games on the schedule.

 

The Blues opened up their preseason action last night as they took on the Stars in Dallas.  Chad Johnson and Jordan Binnington split the time.  Jordan Kyrou, Dmitri Jaskin, and Pat Maroon all scored for the Blues, but unfortunately, it wasn’t enough as the Star got the 5-3 win.   Tonight, the Blues are back in action in Minnesota as they take on the Wild for another preseason game.  Puck drops at 7PM.

 

The Orioles are approaching a new low. Baltimore suffered its 107th loss of the season Monday, a 5-0 shutout to the Blue Jays that left them 43-107, 60 games out of first place and tying the 1988 team for the most losses in a single season in team history. The 1988 club started 0-21 on its way to a 54-107 finish.  And to make things worse…they lost again last night too.  One neat thing from last nights game.. The Orioles put a new twist on alternate uniforms against the Blue Jays on Tuesday night. Baltimore played in their customary white home uniforms, but the lettering on both sides of the jerseys was scripted in Braille to recognize the National Federation of the Blind moving its headquarters to Baltimore 40 years ago.

The Seattle Times put together a little impromptu poll trying to help pick a team name for their NHL franchise.  And…we have some pretty good ones…and some terrible ones.  They broke it down into matchups.  Let’s see how we would pick.  The Metropolitans vs. The Pilots.  The Sock Eyes vs. the Geoducks.  The Steel Heads vs. the Grunge.  Totems vs. Cascades.  Again, this is 100% unofficial…but it will be interesting to see what the team is named and WHEN they will be announced – it’s all but really a done deal – as the next expansion team.

 

A man who placed an in-game bet on the Broncos to beat the Raiders on Sunday says FanDuel, operating out of the Meadowlands, has refused to pay him. Now, the man clearly got a wrong line on the game because he got Denver at +75,000 while they were only down by two points with 70 seconds remaining in the game. Clearly, that was not the right line, but you know how the saying goes: “A bet is a bet.” But when the guy in question bets $110 to win $82,610, the sportsbooks don’t want to honor that tradition. FanDuel has yet to officially comment on the story, but the bettor claims he was told the system “had a glitch.” Glitch or not, FanDuel should pay for several reasons. One, they took the bet at the window. So while this was a computer glitch, the person involved in the transaction was too clueless to realize it was a bad line. Two, it’s going to be a terrible look for FanDuel if it doesn’t pay the bet. Three, with sports betting just becoming legalized in New Jersey, this still could scare off potential customers. And memo to FanDuel: If a guy is entitled to $82,000 in cash and you offer $500 and tickets to a New York Giants game instead, you might as well spit in his face.

 

And finally…this story is wild.  I’m not sure if you really know all the details about the Jameis Winston alleged sexual assault of an Uber driver.  But now that she has sued we have a little more detail.  Winston is currently serving out the end of a three-game suspension set by the NFL for groping the Uber driver. Winston has denied the allegations, but apologized to the driver in July for “the position he put her in” and called the situation “a learning experience.” On Tuesday, Winston was sued by the driver—identified only as “Kate P.”—for sexual assault. She requested “exemplary or punitive damages.” Early in the morning on March 13, 2016, according to the lawsuit, Kate accepted an Uber request from a “Jameis W” to drive from a club in Scottsdale to a hotel in Phoenix. As Kate pulled up, the suit says one of the men Winston was with said, “She is hot. You should sit in the front seat, Jameis.” Winston did just that, and Kate drove away with him as the only passenger. According to the lawsuit, Winston didn’t appear to be especially drunk, but he did seem angry and hungry: Immediately upon pulling out of the parking lot of the International Club, Winston became belligerent with some male pedestrians that were near the same club-screaming and swearing obscenities and racial epithets out the window. It did not appear as though Mr. Winston knew these people and the driver became concerned that a fight was going to break out and that her vehicle may be damaged as a result. She rolled up the vehicle windows which temporarily interrupted the hostility enough for the vehicle to pull away. After driving another block, Winston demanded, “I want a burrito.” Kate asked him where he wanted her to take him and he responded, “I don’t care I just want a burrito.”

 

Kate drove to a drive-through, and while there, her lawsuit says, Winston sexually assaulted her: While waiting for the food to arrive and without any warning, Winston leaned toward Kate and placed his fingers between her legs and pressed them firmly against her vagina over her yoga pants. Concerned about Winston’s earlier hostility, Kate was very worried about reacting in a manner that could incite Winston again. Kate looked at him and then back down at his hand and asked, “What’s up with that?” Winston then withdrew his hand. The lawsuit says that Kate didn’t talk to Winston for the rest of the ride, and they made it to the hotel without anything else happening. Kate then texted her boyfriend, saying, among other things, “I just got semi molested by the Tampa Bay Buc QB.” The suit goes on to note that, following an investigation, Uber banned Winston from its service, and that Kate, despite initially not wanting the negative attention, eventually decided to come forward with her story.

 

JULIE CHEN officially announced her departure from “The Talk” yesterday.  She didn’t actually appear on the show but she gave a statement in a pre-taped video that played at the end. Julie’s departure was kind of a foregone conclusion after her husband, LES MOONVES, was pushed out as the head of CBS over multiple allegations of sexual misconduct. 

 

 

Asia Argento has officially informed Rose McGowan via Twitter of course, that she is suing her for “substantial damages” for “false statements” she made against her last month. Yesterday, Argento gave McGowan again of course via Twitter  “The 24hr deadline given to retract your recent false statements about me has now passed. I must inform you & @raindovemodel that I’ve instructed [lawyer] Mishcon de Reya to seek substantial damages for deception, fraud, coercion and libel. You will hear from them shortly,” the tweet read. I am so done with celebrities doing this on social media. (They had a serious falling out after the New York Times reported that Jimmy Bennett claimed Argento sexually assaulted him when he was 17 and she was 37. Argento and McGowan originally collaborated in their fight against accused rapist Harvey Weinstein, and together, helped create and strengthen the #MeToo movement. But it all came crashing down after misconduct allegations against Argento herself were revealed.)  In August, McGowan and her gender nonconforming partner Dove denounced Argento and claimed that Argento previously admitted to having sex with Bennett in text messages sent to them. (Argento denied ever sleeping with Bennett in the aftermath of the accusations).

 

 Switch the gender roles here and tell me if this story isn’t different to you. Just asking, I am not sure. DAKOTA JOHNSON (Fifty Shades of Grey) worked with a shirtless Chris Hemsworth (3 time winner of the Jeff Burton look a-like contest)on the set of “Bad Times at the El Royale”. She says, quote, “Oh my god.  It’s such a distraction . . . No one on set could pay attention to anything else:  It was so shocking, not in a sexual way at all, just, like, scientifically, how is it possible to look like that?  Crazy!” And when Dakota saw him eat, it went from distracting to INFURIATING.  She says, quote, “He would eat a bowl of Smarties and you’re like: ‘You’re an [A-hole], [eff] you!’ “I don’t eat anything sweet:  I eat green things for three months in order to fit into a pair of jeans.  And he eats whatever the [eff] he wants and looks like he was literally chiseled out of marble.  It’s insane.” 

 

One of the British tabloids got a hold of STORMY DANIELS’ upcoming memoir, “Full Disclosure” . . . and obviously, the part most people are talking about is her description of PRESIDENT TRUMP’s genitalia.   She calls it, quote, “smaller than average [but] not freakishly small.”  She adds that it’s unusual, because it has, quote, “a huge mushroom head, like a toadstool.”  She compares it to the “mushroom character from Mario Kart.” 

She also says he has, quote, “Yeti pubes.” And she adds, quote, “It may have been the least impressive sex I’d ever had, but clearly, he didn’t share that opinion.” 

 

The endless debate over Bert and Ernie’s sexuality came up again yesterday, when a longtime writer for “Sesame Street” supposedly “confirmed” that Bert and Ernie are gay. His name is Mark Saltzman, and he wrote for the show for 15 years, from 1984 to 1998.  He says he considered them a gay couple, and based them on his own gay relationship. He said, quote, “That’s what I had in my life, a Bert and Ernie relationship.  How could it not permeate?  The things that would tick off [my boyfriend] Arnie would be the things that would tick off Bert.” He’s only saying that he PERCEIVED their relationship that way . . . like a lot of people have . . . not that he had any secret information from the show’s producers.  So really, he’s saying that as a gay man, he identified with them. But once this story got out, “Sesame Street” denied it in their usual way:  Saying Bert and Ernie are “best friends,” who, quote, “don’t have a sexual orientation.” I skyped with the boys from the street of sesame and mentioned how at least this question is starting a discussion

 

The man who admittedly gave Demi Lovato the drugs that led to her overdose is now a wanted man. A judge issued a bench warrant for Brandon Johnson — but not for Demi … it’s for his June arrest for cocaine possession and DUI. The court clerk says Johnson was a no-show for his arraignment Monday, so the judge wants him hauled in to face the music. Once Johnson’s arrested, his bail will be set at $26k. Johnson’s “arrestume’” includes being busted in March with a stash of guns, drugs and cash — along with this June arrest. Despite openly admitting on camera, he hooked up Demi with “aftermarket” pills and got high with her in the hours leading up to her OD — Johnson won’t be arrested or even investigated for his role in that incident.

 

MACHINE GUN KELLY opened for Fall Out Boy Sunday night in Orlando and 2 things happened. A) he had the crowd flip off the camera then posted it alleging the crowd was flipping off Eminem due to them arguing via social media and their own lyrics and 2) he got booed when he performed his Eminem diss track Rap Devil. 

 

 

After 56 years on the road, BOB SEGER has announced his final tour dates.  He and the SILVER BULLET BAND will hit the road for a six-month tour, starting on November 21st in Grand Rapids, Michigan. Bob announced 10 new dates yesterday, but more will be added. ( Nov. 30 St. Louis, MO, Enterprise Center, On Sale Now) Bob says he may continue recording, but this IS the end of his touring career.  Of course, we all know how that works out.  He first considered hanging it up in 2011.  He’s 73 now

Billy Idol is returning to the Palms Casino Resort in Las Vegas for another residency. The 62-year-old rocker will be joined by his longtime guitarist Steve Stevens for a 10-show run in 2019; they will play five dates in January and five dates in October. Tickets go on sale Friday. 

JOHN C. REILLY and STEVE COOGAN star in “Stan & Ollie”, a movie about legendary comedy team LAUREL & HARDY. 

Also the new Captain Marvel trailer is on the blog.

More Jeopardy for you. This time the category is “90’s Songs for Olympic Skaters”.  Alex will give you some lyrics.  See how you do.

 

Ratings for the Emmy Awards fell 11 percent from 2017 to an all-time low of 10.2 million viewers. The only thing worse this week was the ratings for last nights Beat Shazam!! USA TODAY reports that the over-saturation of Saturday Night Live cast cameos may to be blame. In addition to featuring SNL’s Colin Jost and Michael Che as co-hosts, the ceremony’s opening song was led by Kenan Thompson and Kate McKinnon. Former SNL stars Fred Armisen and Maya Rudolph also appeared in a running comedy bit. Meanwhile, Conservative strategist Chris Barron told FOX News that “large swaths of the American public just want to be entertained” but instead were turned into “unwilling participants” in a political rally disguised as an awards show–and changed the channel. 

 

So what did Jessica Simpson miss that is super super important to most people? Her period! She is expecting her third child, a daughter, with partner Eric Johnson. She shared the news Tuesday morning on Instagram with photos of her two children, Maxwell Drew Johnson and Ace Knute Johnson, popping two giant balloons, that I THINK represented mommy’s boobs in a few months, to expose pink balloons inside for the big gender reveal. “This little baby girl will make us a family of five. We couldn’t be happier to announce this precious blessing of life,” Simpson wrote. In another post, she shared a photo of herself holding her stomach, captioned, “My Baby Love.”

 

EDDIE MURPHY already remade “Dr. Doolittle” and “The Nutty Professor”, and that worked out pretty well for him.  So why not jump back on the remake train? Eddie is going to star in a new version of “Grumpy Old Men”, the 1993 comedy starring JACK LEMMON, WALTER MATTHAU, and ANN-MARGRET. It’s about two longtime frenemies who live next door to each other, and whose rivalry heats up again when a new woman moves into the neighborhood. There’s no official word on any other casting, but SAMUEL L. JACKSON has been mentioned for Eddie’s neighbor . . . and if that happens, I’d pay just about anything for a ticket to this movie. 

 

The “Hollywood Reporter” says that PATRICK STEWART is playing Bosley in the upcoming “Charlie’s Angels” reboot. Which is interesting . . . because a while back we heard that the director Elizabeth Banks would be playing Bosley.  Turns out there will be MULTIPLE Bosleys, because there will be several teams of Angels all over the world. Of course, Bosley serves as the intermediary between the Angels and Charlie, their employer, who is never actually seen.  David Doyle played Bosley on the show, Bill Murray played Bosley in the first movie, and Bernie Mac played him in the second. Charlie has not been cast.  John Forsythe voiced him on the show AND in the movies, but John passed away in 2010.  In case you’ve forgotten, Kristen Stewart, Naomi Scott, and British actress Ella Balinska are playing the three Angels in the reboot, which will be out NEXT September.

 

Screen icon Burt Reynolds left his son Quinton out of his will, but still made sure he’d get support. The will, obtained by TMZ, states: “I intentionally omit him from this, my Last Will and Testament, as I have provided for him during my lifetime in my Declaration of Trust.” Reynolds signed the will in 2011. He appointed his niece Nancy Lee Brown Hess as his personal representative for his estate, and then appointed his great nephew Brian Ritchey Brown and then his great niece Tracy Erin Rogers as next in line after Hess. Reynolds may have created the trust to avoid estate taxes. He died earlier this month at 82. Quinton was born in 1988 and is the adopted son of Reynolds and his ex-wife Loni Anderson.

 

Season two (or 10, depending on how you count the rebooted NBC series’ seasons) of Will & Grace will feature Grace entering politics, Jack planning his wedding, Will launching a teaching career and Karen getting divorced from the always absent Stan. Debra Messing, Megan Mullally, Eric McCormack and Sean Hayes teased what’s ahead, which also includes guest stars David Schwimmer, Alec Baldwin and Matt Bomer. Will & Grace returns Thursday, Oct. 4 on NBC.

 

Kristen Bell has revealed that she smokes weed in front of her husband Dax Shepard, despite the fact that he’s been sober for 14 years. “I smoke around my husband and it doesn’t seem to bother him….Weed rules,” she recently declared on the podcast WTF With Marc Maron. “Once a week, if I am exhausted and we are about to sit down and watch 60 Minutes, why not?”  Bell also shares that Shepard once encouraged her to host an overnight ecstasy party where he served as the “sober guide.”

 

I don’t know the boundaries of the bravery of national treasure Chrissy Teigen. She went to Twitter over the weekend to reveal the lie she has been living for oh so many years.

 

Metallica, Slipknot, Shinedown and Bullet For My Valentine are among the featured artists on the soundtrack to WWE’s upcoming video game WWE 2K19. The songs were chosen by a host of WWE superstars, with wrestlers such as AJ Styles, Daniel Bryan and Samoa Joe picking a diverse roster of artists. The standard edition of WWE 2K19 will be released on October 9th. Players who opt for the deluxe and collector’s editions gain early access four days ahead of time on October 5th

 

It was 48 years ago yesterday (September 18th, 1970) that Jimi Hendrix died at the age of 27, about two months shy of his 28th birthday. Nearly five decades later, the events surrounding his death remain sketchy at best, with the only clear fact being that the coroner report stated that Hendrix had asphyxiated in his own vomit, which mainly consisted of red wine. Monika Dannemann, his girlfriend at the time, has long contended that he was alive when placed in the ambulance. In celebration of the 50th anniversary of the Jimi Hendrix Experience’s third and final album, Electric Ladyland, a new Deluxe Edition box set will be released on November 9th. The package will come as a three-CD/one Blu-ray set or a six LP/one Blu-ray set, with both packages including the original double album, now newly remastered by Bernie Grundman from the original analog tapes, and a 48-page full-color book. Also included is Electric Ladyland: The Early Takes, which presents demos and studio outtakes from this period in Hendrix’s career, plus a new 5.1 surround sound mix of the entire original album by Hendrix’s original engineer Eddie Kramer. This marks the first and only time this has been done with a Hendrix studio album. The new cover art — shot by Linda McCartney — features a classic photograph of the band and children at the statue of Alice In Wonderland in New York’s Central Park — and was Hendrix’s own choice of imagery for the album’s cover image.

 

BIRTHDAYS 

 

Katrina Bowden is 30.   “30 Rock”.

Alison Sweeney is 42.  Former host of “The Biggest Loser”.

Jimmy Fallon is 44.  “Tonight Show” host who can never keep a straight face. 

Trisha Yearwood is 54.  Mrs. Garth Brooks.

Cheri Oteri is 56.

Jeremy Irons is 70.

Joe Morgan is 75.

Bill Medley of the Righteous Brothers is 78.

Today’s BURTON BIRTHDAY OF THE DAY….he’s the host, the LEGEND, of Inside the Actors studio….James Lipton turns 92 years old today. 

 

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PORNO BIRTHDAY

 

ANGELINA VALENTINE

Today’s birthday girl walks like a horse jockey and that’s because of all her fine work in the 302 fine films she’s done including:

  • Taco Shop
  • King Dong Volume 3
  • Big Boobs The Hard Way
  • Sleazy Riders
  • Lex The Impaler
  • Anal-Size My Wife
  • The Simply Titled….Huge
  • And who could forget…her unforgettable role in…This Isn’t The Girl With The Dragon Tattoo….This Is A Whore.

 

ANGELINA VALENTINE is 32 YEARS OLD

 

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