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MIKE TYSON teed off on a guy who was harassing him on an airplane on Wednesday.

Mike was on his way from San Francisco to Miami for a marijuana convention, when some moron started bothering him from the seat behind him.  Video posted by TMZ shows the guy being an ass, then cuts to Mike PUMMELING him.

Then it shows the guy with some cuts on his face.  It doesn’t look like he took too much damage.  Mike was leaned over his own seatback punching down while another guy was trying to stop him, so it’s not like he was landing lethal bombs.

Tyson’s rep says the idiot actually threw a water bottle at him, but there’s no video of that.

Police are looking into it.  They say the so-called “victim” was treated for non-life-threatening injuries, and didn’t really cooperate with their investigation.

(WARNING:  The videos contain profanity.)

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A Woman Fell Headfirst into an Outhouse Toilet and Had to Be Rescued

Here’s the type of thing that can really ruin your day:  A woman in her 40s was at a popular hiking spot on a mountain in Washington state the other day, and needed to use the bathroom.

There’s a spot near the top of the mountain with outhouse-style toilets.  The same kind you see at a lot of campgrounds that are basically just a big hole in the ground.

And unfortunately, she dropped her PHONE in the toilet.  But that’s not even the day-ruiner we’re talking about.

She couldn’t just abandon her phone.  So she decided to reach in and try to grab it . . . and ended up falling INTO the toilet HEADFIRST.

Once she was in there, she couldn’t get back out.  But she did have her phone again, and was able to call 911.

She was still inside when firefighters got there, and they pulled her out.  Obviously she was pretty gross at that point.  So they helped spray her down, and gave her a clean white jumpsuit to wear.

They strongly encouraged her to go to the hospital since she’d been exposed to a lot of human waste.  But she said she just wanted to go home.  They say she’s lucky she wasn’t overcome by toxic gases while she was in there.

(KIRO)

The Easter Bunny Accidentally Handed Out Condoms at an Elementary School

Well this would be tough to chew on, literally:  Someone who was dressed up as the Easter Bunny handed out plastic eggs outside an elementary school in Austin last Thursday.

But instead of candy . . . some of the eggs contained unopened CONDOMS.  (???)

It ended up being a parent, and school officials told them to leave.  But it sounds like the whole thing might have been an accident.

Someone else with kids who go there got on Twitter and explained what happened . . .

The parent in the Easter Bunny costume works as a pharmacist, and had done an Easter-themed safe-sex clinic earlier in the day.

She was still in costume when she went to pick up her second-grader, and all the kids MOBBED her.  So she called her husband to bring her some eggs to hand out.

He accidentally grabbed the wrong eggs that were left over from the safe-sex clinic.  So it sounds like she handed those out for a while without realizing.

The school sent a letter to parents to make sure they knew that handing out condoms to little kids was NOT a sanctioned event, and they had nothing to do with it.

(Fort Worth Star-Telegram / KXAN / Fox7)

 

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We heard recently that AZIZ ANSARI, SETH ROGEN, and BILL MURRAY were teaming up for a movie called “Being Mortal” . . . which Aziz was also directing.  It sounded too good to be true, and apparently it was. The production was suspended indefinitely on Monday, because someone accused Murray of inappropriate behavior. There’s no word what he did, but Aziz and Seth reportedly had nothing to do with it.  The production company is looking into it, and there’s no word yet if filming will resume, or if Murray will be part of the movie going forward.

Not his first issues on set…Back in 2000, Murray famously fell out with co-star Lucy Liu while filming “Charlie’s Angels,” with Liu claiming Murray made “inexcusable and unacceptable” comments to her on set. “Charlie’s Angels” co-star Drew Barrymore said“What really happened was Bill was just in a — you know, comedians can be a little dark sometimes — and he just came in in a bad mood.” Meanwhile, “Charlie’s Angels” director McG says Murray headbutted him on the set of the action flick.  would have been obliterated.” Murray vehemently denied the claim.  Richard Dreyfuss described Murray as a “drunken bully” who allegedly threw an ashtray at his face when they worked together on the 1991 film “What About Bob?”  “He put his face next to me, nose-to-nose, and he screamed at the top of his lungs, ‘Everyone hates you! You are tolerated!’” Dreyfuss recalled of the incident in a Yahoo! interview in June 2019.  three-quarters of a pound. And he missed me. He tried to hit me. I got up and left.” Meanwhile, the film’s writer and producer, Laura Ziskin, told the Los Angeles Times in 2003 that Murray made threatening comments to her. Ziskin once said a disagreement between them resulted in Murray tossing her into a lake, although she called it “playful.” “Bill … threatened to throw me across the parking lot and then broke my sunglasses and threw them across the parking lot,” she told the publication. Murray infamously got into a physical altercation with comedian Chevy Chase on the set of “Saturday Night Live.” The pair are pictured on the set of the movie “Caddyshack” two years later.Warner Bros/Everett Collection . Murray is also said to have had a physical altercation with longtime friend and director Harold Ramis on the set of 1993’s “Groundhog Day.” Ramis allegedly grabbed Murray by the shirt collar and threw him against a wall during a heated creative dispute. Just before Ramis died in February 2014, Murray managed to reconcile with the actor.

Johnny Depp‘s cross-examination continued Thursday as he took the stand for a third day to testify against ex-wife Amber Heard.   His infamous kitchen rampage played in court and the video shows him slamming cabinets, pouring wine, and going “crazy” in his words. This footage was secretly recorded in their kitchen by Amber and shown to the jury.  Johnny was asked about the video in court and said, “Being illegally recorded by your chosen other is quite fitting with the rest of the photographs” … seemingly referencing the other exhibits presented in court.  Depp admitted to assaulting “a couple of cabinets” but said he did not hit Amber during the incident backing up his early statement that he’s never hit a woman. Also here is a text exchange they had which was read in court(AUDIO)

  

ADRIAN GRENIER from “Entourage” is joining the celebrity space race . . . but he’s not riding on some famous billionaire’s rocket.  He’s going up in a BALLOON. Adrian has been named the Chief Earth Advocate of a startup called World View, which is developing a balloon that will launch people to a height of 100,000 feet. That’s not technically outer space, but it’s far enough to see the curvature of the Earth and the darkness beyond our atmosphere. Trips are slated to begin in 2024, and they’ll cost $50,000.  And yes, the partnership allows Adrian to take a ride. Adrian says, quote, “By allowing people to have those profound cognitive changes in their perception, we can activate together to build that future.”

 

STEPHEN KING shared his salmon recipe, and let’s just say Twitter users are calling it, a quote, “excellent horror story.” Stephen said, quote, “Dinner: Get a nice salmon filet at the supermarket, not too big.  Put some olive oil and lemon juice on it.  Wrap it in damp paper towels.  Nuke it in the microwave for 3 minutes or so.  Eat it.  Maybe add a salad.” If the thought makes you nauseous, you’re not alone.  But also, can you imagine the smell? One person said, quote, “Not even a pinch of salt!  You really are a brilliant horror writer.” And another added, quote, “You became one of the most successful writers in history and now you’re reaping the benefits.  Microwaved fish.  This bums me out.” Even celebrity chef Jose Andres couldn’t help, but weigh in.  He said, quote, “This is a horror movie!  Eat it raw, eat it plancha, eat it fry . . . but 3 minutes on the microwave is like the ‘Twilight Zone’!  “Do 1 minute at [a] time if you use microwave, in and out, in and out and undercooked better!  Let the waves heat the water molecules enough to be warm!” 

  

Sir Elton John, who is currently on his Farewell Yellow Brick Road retirement tour, The Sun says he’s ready to work on new music.  The Sun reported “The past few years have given Elton’s career a new lease of life. It started with his film Rocketman, then “Cold Heart” with Dua Lipa took him to a new level, getting him to number one. A few years ago he said he wasn’t interested in making new music but over the past 12 months, things have changed. A new generation has fallen in love with him and he’s never been in more demand.” While accepting a Global Award recently, John also told the crowd “I can’t wait for you to hear more new music soon.”

 

The latest trend among country music superstars is opening their own bar, restaurant, or music venue in downtown Nashville. Garth Brooks is the latest. Now Jon Bon Jovi wants a piece of the action. He is attaching his name to a new venue at the prime downtown location of 405 Broadway alongside a Nashville real estate firm.   Though his involvement hasn’t been confirmed, the Nashville Post reports that work is underway at the site, with a “celebrity partner” in the mix.  This won’t be Bon Jovi’s first venture in the restaurant and bar business, he co-founded the nonprofit community restaurant JBJ Soul Kitchen in Red Bank, New Jersey, and two more in Tom’s River and on the Rutgers University campus. Those restaurants are donation-based and are associated with Bon Jovi’s JBJ Soul Foundation.

 

Snoop Dogg has so many solo hits, but he also has many tracks where he’s featured for a few bars.  During the latest Full Send Podcast, Snoop mentioned what he charges for a feature. 

 

Have you ever wondered how much it would cost to make a hit show like “Stranger Things”?  Well, think no more.  In an article published yesterday in “The Wall Street Journal, people close to the show said each episode of Season 4 had a cost of $30 million.  And with nine episodes, that’s a total of at least $270 million.  To put it in perspective, the final season of “Game of Thrones” had a cost of $15 million per episode.  But comparably, “WandaVision”, “Loki”, and “The Falcon and the Winter Soldier” cost $25 million an episode. So this $30 million budget isn’t totally unheard of.  But former seasons cost an average of $8 million an episode. The first part of season 4 hits Netflix on May 27th.

https://www.tmz.com/2022/04/21/mike-tyson-claims-he-punched-man-on-plane-after-water-bottle-throw/

 

https://uproxx.com/tv/adrien-grenier-space-balloon-chief-earth-advocate/

 

https://nypost.com/2022/04/21/stephen-king-horrifies-with-microwave-salmon-recipe-his-scariest-work-yet/

 

 

https://nypost.com/2022/04/21/bill-murray-under-investigation-for-inappropriate-behavior-after-film-set-shutdown/

 

 

https://uproxx.com/tv/stranger-things-season-4-budget/

 

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Kimmie KaBoom

Today’s birthday girl has been in 30 fine films, including:

  • BBW Dreams 37, 41, 42 & 46
  • Big Busty Milfs 3
  • Big Lovin 8
  • Bigger Badder Fatter 4
  • Colossal Cougars 2
  • Fat Roles 4
  • Heavyweight Hotties 3
  • Scale Bustin Babes 58, 61, 63 & 68
  • And who can forget her role in 2018’s Go Big or Go Home

Kimmie KaBoom is 51 years old.

 

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Last night the Blues and Sharks played in San Jose as the Blues looked to bounce back from their loss against the Bruins on Tuesday at Enterprise Center.  Even though they lost on Tuesday, it was in OT and they picked up a point.  And last night, with goals from Dakota Joshua, Robert Thomas, and Pavel Buchnevich…the team picked up a 3-1 win and their 14th straight open point.  That is a team record.  Up next is a game against the Coyotes on Saturday in Arizona.  Puck drop is scheduled for 9PM.

The magic number is down to one. Detroit Tigers designated hitter Miguel Cabrera is chasing his 3,000 career hit and is one hit away from another historic milestone. Cabrera recorded his 2,999th hit on Wednesday against the  Yankees at Comerica Park and he needs just one more to become the 33rd member of Major League Baseball’s 3,000-hit club. Miggy tried again on Thursday but Yankees manager Aaron Boone intentionally walked him at his last up to bat in the 8th. Needless to say, the decision was not popular with those in attendance. Boone said that he expected to be booed after walking Cabrera “… Yeah, of course. Certainly understand that. Don’t necessarily like being in that position, but that’s part of it.” The Tigers have three home games this weekend against the Rockies.

Last night the Cards were shut out by the Marlins in Miami.  Jordan Hicks picked up his first loss of the year.  Final score was 5-0.  If you are curious about attendance…9,670 was the reported attendance.  Tonight the Cardinals are in Cincinnati to take on the Reds.  Steven Matz gets the start.  First pitch is scheduled for 5:40PM.

Last night in the NBA, some REALLY good games.  First, the Grizzlies had a hell of a second half comeback against the Timberwovles to go up 2-1 in that series.  The Mavs beat the Jazz and lead that series 2-1 and the Warriors and Nuggets went back and forth with Golden State getting the win and going up 3-0 in that series.  Today it’s the Head Hawks and game 3, the Bulls Bucks play game 3 tied at a game a piece, and the Suns and Pelicans play their game 3 as well.

 

For the past few months, the San Francisco 49ers have repeatedly said they’d like to keep wide receiver Deebo Samuel for a long time. On Wednesday, it became clear that Samuel and the Niners don’t quite see things the same way. Samuel, who is entering the final year of his rookie contract said that he has asked the 49ers to trade him. Samuel declined to offer specific reasons for requesting the trade but acknowledged that he has informed the team of his desire to leave. That comes on the heels of what has become an increasingly turbulent relationship between the two sides following Samuel’s breakout 2021 season. In recent weeks, Samuel has scrubbed any mention of the 49ers from his Instagram account, unfollowed the team and removed most photos of him in the team’s uniform from the platform.

Hall of Fame coach Jay Wright is retiring after 21 seasons as head men’s basketball coach at Villanova, a shocking move that comes just weeks after he led the Wildcats to the Final Four. Villanova said Wright will begin a new role as special assistant to the university’s president. Fordham’s Kyle Neptune, who spent 10 years under Wright as a video coordinator and an assistant coach, will take over as Villanova’s head coach.

Vanderbilt’s Scotty Pippen Jr. announced Monday on social media that he is entering the 2022 NBA draft and plans on hiring an agent. Pippen is the son of Chicago Bulls legend and Basketball Hall of Famer Scottie Pippen. The younger Pippen arrived at Vanderbilt as a 3-star prospect in the class of 2019 and made a big impact. The junior averaged 20.4 points in 36 games for Vanderbilt, and set a school record with 736 total points this season. Good luck to Pippen Jr. in the upcoming NBA draft.

Boxing legend Oscar De La Hoya has been accused of sexual assault in a civil lawsuit filed in Los Angeles against him and his tequila brand, Casa Mexico. A woman who is a former employee of Casa Mexico alleges in the filing that De La Hoya sexually harassed and sexually assaulted her on two separate occasions.  According to the filing, Casa Mexico organized an event in Mexico to visit the brand’s distillery in March 2020. The former employee alleges that on the first night there she awoke to De La Hoya knocking on her hotel room door. When she opened the door, she said she saw De La Hoya with his pants down around his ankles. She claims he forced his way into her room and got into her bed. Per the suit, the woman pushed him out of her bed and walked him back to his room. The next morning when De La Hoya failed to show up for a scheduled meeting to tour the distillery, the woman claims she went to his room to wake him and alleges De La Hoya pulled her into his bed and sexually assaulted her. Shortly after her return to LA after the trip, the woman says she attended a company party at a restaurant where some people ended up at De La Hoya’s home afterward. When De La Hoya was alone with the woman, she alleges that he “revealed and retrieved a sexual object from a stored collection in his house,” per the filing.  Then the woman says he “forcibly inserted the sexual object into her body.” The woman says she told Casa Mexico executives, but they did nothing to discipline De La Hoya. She says, per the complaint, that she feared retribution from the company if she spoke out about the alleged abuse.

A Texas junior college pitcher tackled a hitter who had just hit a home run during a game between host Weatherford College and North Central Texas College. In the top of the sixth inning of a seven-inning matchup, North Central hit the go-ahead home run and as the hitter rounded the bases,  the pitcher from Weatherford SPRINTED TOWARDS HIM AND CRUSHED HIM.   It’s not clear what caused it all to go down. The pitcher who did the tackling… is no longer with the team. Weatherford College pitcher Owen Woodward also received a four-game suspension from the North Texas Junior College Athletic Conference, while the batter, North Central Texas College’s Josh Phillips, was suspended for two games because he was ejected for taunting.

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