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Thomas Co. man pleads guilty after dog finds bag of meth – WALB

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What’s Something in an Online Dating Profile That’s an Immediate Turnoff? – Buzzfeed

Men Who Wear Shirts with Big Logos Seem Like They Get-It-On More Often? – DailyMail

The Biggest Key to a Good Sex Life Is . . . A Well-Rested Lady – StudyFinds

Would You Rather Have a Great Body or More Money? – StudyFinds

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Hundreds of people named Josh met up in Lincoln, Nebraska, to battle with pool noodles over their shared name, videos show – Insider

A Hospital Messed Up a Birth Certificate So a Kid’s Legal Name Is “Korn” – Loudwire

 

 

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What is this music from?   Here is the dramatic, pop-rock music they used to begin the 2021 Academy Awards.  It’s what Regina King walked in with. 

“Oscars” were a bit different as planned.  It was a very small set, with basically just nominees in the house. 

The Complete Oscars Winners List

Best Picture:  “Nomadland” 

Best Director:  Chloé Zhao,  “Nomadland” CHLOÉ ZHAO she became the first Chinese woman and the first woman of color to win Best Director.  She’s also only the second woman to win it. Kathryn Bigelow was the first woman to win, back in 2010 for “The Hurt Locker” 

Best Actor: Sir  Anthony Hopkins,  “The Father” People are NOT happy that CHADWICK BOSEMAN lost which led to a very anticlimactic ending to the show, because Best Actor was the last statue given out, and Sir Anthony wasn’t even there to accept. Some people think the Academy changed the traditional order of the awards so they could close the show with a tribute to Chadwick . . . but Anthony RUINED IT by winning.  Here is Mr Sir

Best Actress:  Frances McDormand,  “Nomadland” 

Best Supporting Actor:  Daniel Kaluuya,  “Judas and the Black Messiah”

Best Supporting Actress:  Yuh-Jung Youn,  “Minari”   

Best Documentary Feature:  “My Octopus Teacher” 

Best Documentary (Short Subject):  “Colette” 

 

41st Annual Golden Raspberry (Razzie®) Award “Winners”

WORST PICTURE  Absolute Proof and WORST ACTOR Mike Lindell (The “My Pillow Guy,” as “Himself”) Absolute Proof

WORST ACTRESS  Kate Hudson / Music

WORST SUPPORTING ACTRESS  Maddie Ziegler / Music

WORST SUPPORTING ACTOR  Rudy Giuliani (As “Himself) Borat Subsequent Movie-Film

WORST SCREEN COMBO  Rudy Giuliani & His Pants Zipper (Yes, That Really IS Rudy Giuliani!)
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WORST DIRECTOR  Sia / Music

WORST REMAKE, RIP-OFF or SEQUEL Dolittle

WORST SCREENPLAY  365 Days

SPECIAL “GOVERNORS’ AWARD” to 2020 as “THE WORST CALENDAR YEAR EVER!” 

He became famous after writing Kitchen Confidential: Adventures in the Culinary Underbelly in 2000 and then his CNN series Parts Unknown.  He died by suicide in June 2018 at age 61. And now a documentary of celebrity chef Anthony Bourdain is coming to theaters this summer. Roadrunner: A Film About Anthony Bourdain will hit theaters on July 16. Academy Award winner Morgan Neville will direct.  . Neville is best known for his Oscar-winning film 20 Feet from Stardom, about the lives of backup singers, and the Mr. Rogers documentary Won’t You Be My Neighbor. After its theatrical run, Roadrunner will be available on CNN and HBO Max. It will have its world premiere at the Tribeca Film Festival in June 

A lot of people take shots at KANYE WEST and his pricey fashion and for being Kanye . . . for good reason . . . but when he does something good, you have to give him his due. Sources say that Kanye and his Yeezy brand raised around $1 million for DMX’s family by selling custom DMX tribute shirts.  That’s a lot of money . . . but I guess it makes sense, because the shirts cost $200 each. And maybe they could’ve raised even more, because the shirt sold out within 24 hours.  It’s unclear if they’ll make more. 

Justin Bieber performed for inmates at the California State Prison in L.A. last month. Lets get the inmates going with some energy and uplifting music and dance and song. Seated in front of him on folding chairs with guards and cameras hit it!!! . . . but he chose to sing “Lonely” Justin was there to support the prison’s faith-based programs. 

Last Thursday, ZAC EFRON appeared on the online special “Earth Day! The Musical” . . . but he didn’t look quite like himself.  He’d put on some muscle, and that may or may not have had something to do with his face taking on a slightly different shape.  Some people compared him to “Handsome Squidward” from “SpongeBob SquarePants”. People are speculating that he had plastic surgery, or maybe Botox and other fillers. Zac has his share of defenders, who are calling out everyone for commenting on his look. Someone also pointed out that people were freaking out about how much weight Chadwick Boseman had lost . . . before we knew he was battling CANCER.

 

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The COVID vaccine turned JACK BLACK into Captain America . . . and the other Avengers. He did a video of him as Captain America dancing in his yard and next to street with traffic to Eminem and MC Hammer. It is well worth your 3 minutes. 

“Captain America 4” is in the works, but there’s no indication yet that CHRIS EVANS will have anything to do with it. It’s being developed by the guys behind the Disney+ series “Falcon and the Winter Soldier”, so it’s possible that it’ll continue the story of the Falcon, a.k.a. Sam Wilson . . . played by ANTHONY MACKIE . . . and whether or not he becomes the new Captain. In “Avengers: Endgame”, Steve Rogers retires and gives his shield to Sam Wilson.  “Falcon and the Winter Soldier” begins with Wilson giving it up . . . but six episodes in, he’s wielding it again. 

The “John Wick” franchise has been so successful that the fourth AND fifth movies are in development . . . and now, we’re getting a TV show, too.  Although, the show won’t actually feature John Wick.  It’s a prequel about a young version of Winston, who’s played by IAN MCSHANE in the movies, and it takes place before John was born.  McShane won’t appear on the show, but might contribute a voiceover.

The working title is “The Continental”, and it’ll air on Starz.  It’s expected to premiere sometime NEXT year.

 Tesla CEO Elon Musk will host “Saturday Night Live” on May 8th and Miley Cyrus is back as the musical guest for the sixth time. The big announcement was made just hours after the SpaceX Crew Dragon capsule carrying four astronauts docked with the International Space Station — nearly 24 hours after lifting off from Florida. Fans were not exactly thrilled with the decision. “Cancel this episode now. Just delete the post, say it was a funny joke, have Miley do double duty, and never entertain an idea so horrendously stupid again,” one fan page tweeted. “April Fool’s Day was like three weeks ago,” wrote another. “haven’t we suffered enough,” was another stab at Musk. “Why does Elon think he’s funny? like who told him he was funny? he’s the least funniest person that i can think of,” wrote one follower, as another concisely shared, “Why the f— is Elon Musk hosting snl what has society come to.” Despite being a jokester on Twitter, the 49-year-old has yet to comment on the news.

CELEBRITIES CELEBRATING A BIRTHDAY TODAY 

Channing Tatum is 41.

Jordana Brewster is 41. Mia Toretto in the “Fast and Furious” movies.

Joey Jordison is 46. Slipknot drummer who wears that emotionless Japanese mask.

Melania Trump is 51. Former First Lady of the United States of America.

Tionne “T-Boz” Watkins from TLC is 51. “No Scrubs”. “Creep”. “Baby-BabyBaby”. “Waterfalls”.

Kevin James is 56. Doug Heffernan on “The King of Queens”, Kevin Gable on “Kevin Can Wait”, Paul Blart in “Paul Blart: Mall Cop” 1 AND 2.

Jet Li is 58. Yin Yang in the “Expendables” movies. You also know him as the Asiatic star of “Cradle 2 the Grave”, “Unleashed”, “Romeo Must Die”, “The Forbidden Kingdom”, and “The Mummy: Tomb of the Dragon Emperor”.

Roger Taylor from Duran Duran is 61.

Giancarlo Esposito is 63. Moff Gideon on “The Mandalorian”, Stan Edgar on Amazon’s “The Boys”, and Gus Fring on “Breaking Bad” and “Better Call Saul”.

Carol Burnett is 88. Comedy legend.

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                        India Summer 

Today’s birthday girl has been in 1,489 fine films including:

                             – Babysit My Ass 4

                             – Bruthas Who Luv Muthas 1

                             – Driving Miss Anal

                             – Free Screw at Hardware Store

                             – It’s Okay She’s My Mother in Law 13

                             – And who could forget her role in 2013’s Mommy’s Goin’ Black and She Ain’t Coming Back 3

India Summer is 46 years old.

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On Saturday, the Blues picked up a huge win against the Avalanche with some pretty serious help from captain Ryan O’Reilly.  He scored the hat-trick in the 5-3 win at Enterprise Center.  The Blues were off yesterday but now focus on their next game which is tonight at Enterprise Center. After two straight games against the Avs, the Blues will take on Colorado tonight.  Puck drop is scheduled for 6PM.

The Cardinals picked up a series sweep against the Reds this weekend after a 5-2 win yesterday.  Tyler O’Neil had himself a day as he hit 2 homers in the win.  Jack Flaherty is now 4-0 on the year.  The Cardinals are hosting the Phillies for a series at Busch.  Adam Wainwright gets the start for the Cardinals – first pitch is scheduled for 6:45PM.

Regardless of what the official Major League Baseball record book reflects, one thing is certain: Braves hitters were really not seeing the ball well on Sunday. Diamondbacks pitcher Madison Bumgarner allowed no hits in seven innings during the second leg of Sunday’s doubleheader against the Braves, tossing an unofficial no-hitter that won’t count in MLB’s record book. He didn’t walk a batter and struck out 7, with the only Atlanta base runner reaching on an error in the second inning. The Diamondbacks won the game, 5-0. Bumgarner’s “no-no” came hours after Zac Gallen nearly pulled off the same feat. Gallen took a no-hitter into the sixth inning that was broken up on a single. He finished the game with just one hit allowed and no runs with two walks and six strikeouts. The rule is a bit curious, as both Gallen and Bumgarner will be credited with complete games, yet not with no-hitters. Bumgarner is the first pitcher to allow no hits in a designated seven-inning game.

Buccaneers tight end Rob Gronkowski paid a visit to his old stomping grounds on Saturday and set a Guinness World Record before Arizona’s annual spring game. Gronkowski, who also served as a coach for the game, was unveiled to the Wildcats team in full uniform before coach Jedd Fisch explained to his team why he was suited up.  The four-time Super Bowl champion would be attempting the highest altitude catch in history at 600 feet in the air. The ball was dropped from a helicopter hovering above Arizona Stadium and although it took three attempts, the record ended with a signature Gronk spike before he was mobbed by the team.

Tiger Woods is working on bouncing back after his brutal car accident in California two months ago. Woods posted a picture of himself on Instagram standing with crutches as he visited one of his golf courses. Tiger was also in a full rehab walking boot. He wrote, “My course is coming along faster than I am. But it’s nice to have a faithful rehab partner, man’s best friend.” Woods had  open fractures in his right leg because of the accident. It’s good to see him up on his feet.

WARNING GRUESOME INJURY

And finally – UFC 261…Valentina Shevchenko picked up the win against Jessica Andrade.  Kamaru Usman KNOCKED OUT Jorge Masvidal in the second round.  But…the video that everyone is talking about is the injury that occurred in the Uriah Hall/Chris Weidman fight.  If you haven’t seen it – its on the blog.  It’s brutal.  BRUTAL.  1057thepoint.com/Rizz.