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Wanted Georgia man arrested after applying for job at Arkansas police department – LINK

Woman doused herself in Mountain Dew to try to erase DNA after roommate’s murder – LINK

Floridan man fakes heart attack in failed attempt to get out of drug arrest during traffic stop: cops – LINK

A Man Took His Girlfriend to the Fair . . . and Accidentally Shot Her in the Foot – LINK

A Self-Driving Car Got Stuck in Wet Concrete in San Francisco – LINK

Two bolt from Missouri traffic stop with ‘We-High’ license plate, later arrested – LINK

A Man Was Arrested for DUI Wearing a T-Shirt That Said, “I’m the Reason the Beer’s Always Gone” – LINK

Man arrested for driving Power Wheels Jeep while impaired – LINK

Man arrested on DWI charge after own vehicle reportedly hits him in Morgan County – LINK

A Kansas City Chiefs Superfan Robbed Banks So He Could Afford to Attend Games – LINK

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Nixa woman uses spicy tortilla chip to start house fire, police say – LINK

Fake maintenance worker in doorbell video arrested – LINK

Free Bread at Restaurants Actually Makes You Hungrier? – LINK

3 dead after drinking milkshakes contaminated with listeria in Washington – LINK

Man says he found a rat’s foot in his soup at Olive Garden, files lawsuit – LINK

Throwback 80s Video Announcing the Opening of ‘Olive Garden’ Is Such a Trip – LINK

You Can Score Free Tacos Every Single Tuesday, Forever, at This Fast Food Chain – LINK

Eat around the globe at Festival of Nations 2023 – LINK

You Can Score Free Tacos Every Single Tuesday, Forever, at This Fast Food Chain – LINK

This St. Louis suburb among hottest markets for US homebuyers – LINK


Lizzo is firing back at harassment and labor allegations by former dancers. Lizzo’s attorney, Marty Singer, told TMZ that the entertainer plans to countersue her accusers after photos appeared of them happily “carousing” and “gleefully reveling” with nude performers in Paris. The dancers pointed to another incident involving a naked performer in their sexual harassment claim against Lizzo. Arianna Davis, Crystal Williams, and Noelle Rodriguez also alleged that Lizzo weight-shamed them.  Lizzo has denied the allegations – LINK

Ted Nugent says he’s been banned from Facebook. He wrote on X, formerly Twitter, “Well big Xrs, Uncle Ted reporting for duty since the Facebook Commies have banned me. What an honor! See you here there and everywhere censorship does not exist! Yell freedom like you mean it!” Nugent then posted a video on Instagram “It’s Uncle Ted reporting for duty, because I’ve been censored, banished from Facebook. You know why? Because the N***s don’t like my Schindler’s list. Good over evil. Stand up for what you believe in. You are, I am the Great White Buffalo. We look for storms. Let’s get it on.” It’s not clear why Nugent was banned from Facebook. Instagram is actually owned by the same company that owns Facebook — Meta — so it’s unclear whether the ban will carry over or not – LINK

We talked about the guy who came up to Drew Barrymore while she was on stage in NYC earlier this week and said, ‘“You know who I am.  I need to see you at some point while I’m in New York.” He was really serious about needing to see her. Well, he got arrested on Wednesday for trespassing at her farmhouse in Southampton. He apparently went house-to-house until he found her’s – luckily, Drew wasn’t home and the cops showed up immediately and busted him – LINK


  1. Gran Turismo  (PG-13)  Trailer

Archie Madekwe plays a “Gran Turismo” player trying to convert his video game skills into racing professionally for Nissan.  It’s based on a true story.  Orlando Bloom is the guy who recruits him, David Harbour is his trainer, and Djimon Hounsou and Spice Girl Geri Halliwell play the boy’s parents.  You might know Archie from “Midsommar” and the Apple TV+ series “See” – LINK

  1. Retribution(R)

While driving his kids to school, Liam Neeson receives a call from a mysterious bomber that tells him his car is wired to explode.  He must follow the bomber’s orders to survive.  It also stars Matthew Modine (“Full Metal Jacket” and “Stranger Things”), Jack Champion (“Avatar: The Way of Water”), and Noma Dumezweni (Netflix’s “The Watcher”) – LINK

  1. Golda (PG-13)  

Helen Mirren stars in this biographical drama about Golda Meir, the Prime Minister of Israel during the Yom Kippur War of 1973.  It also stars Liev Schrieber and Camille Cottin from “Killing Eve”. – LINK

People are review-bombing Chrissy Teigen’s new, $1,000 stroller wagon – LINK

WWE Superstar Bray Wyatt died unexpectedly of a heart attack Thursday at the age of 36, according to wrestling reporter Sean Ross Sapp. Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson wrote, “Im heartbroken over the news of Bray Wyatt’s passing. Always had tremendous respect and love for him and the Rotunda family. Loved his presence, promos, in ring work and connection with @wwe universe.” Wyatt, whose real name was Windham Rotunda, came from a legendary wrestling family. His father was Hall of Famer Mike Rotunda, his grandfather was Blackjack Mulligan, and his uncles were Barry and Kendall Windham. Wyatt was a three-time WWE world champion – LINK


Asking Alexandria‘s Where Do We Go From Here includes “Psycho.”

Candlebox‘s The Long Goodbye is supposedly their last album.

Also out this weekend are Filter‘s The Algorhythm and Alice Cooper‘s The Road.


  1. “1984”:  Van HalenDavid Bowie
  1. “Africa”:  TotoHall & Oates
  1. “All I Want Is You”:  Roxy MusicCarly SimonU2Bryan Adams
  1. “Call Me”:  Aretha FranklinAl GreenBlondie
  1. “Changes”:  David BowieBlack Sabbath
  1. “Come Together”:  MC5The BeatlesPrimal Scream
  1. “Creep”:  RadioheadStone Temple Pilots
  1. “Dreams”:  The Allman Brothers BandJoe WalshFleetwood MacBeck
  1. “Drive”:  The CarsR.E.M.
  1. “Exciter”:  Judas PriestKISS
  1. “For Whom the Bell Tolls”,  Metallica, the Bee Gees
  1. “Good Times, Bad Times”:  The Rolling StonesLed Zeppelin
  1. “Heartbreaker”:  Led ZeppelinGrand Funk RailroadFreePat Benatar
  1. “Learning to Fly”:  Pink FloydTom Petty
  1. “Money”:  The BeatlesPink FloydYes
  1. “On the Road Again”:  Bob DylanThe Lovin’ SpoonfulCanned HeatWillie Nelson
  1. “One”:  Harry NilssonThree Dog NightMetallicaU2
  1. “Overkill”:  MotorheadMen at Work
  1. “Photograph”:  Ringo StarrDef LeppardWeezer
  1. “Shout”:  The Isley BrothersTears for Fears
  1. “The End”:  The DoorsThe BeatlesPearl Jam
  1. “We’re Not Gonna Take It”:  The WhoTwisted Sister – LINK

Porn B

Whitney Stevens

Today’s birthday girl has been in 319 fine films, including:

– American Swingers

– Bang Van 11

– Big Boob Bonanza

– Big Sausage Pizza 15

– Boobaholics Anonymous 4

– Chunky Butts 2

– Great Big Boobies 1

– I Love Ass Cheeks 2

– Old Geezers Young Teasers 2

– Stacked Street Sluts 1 & 2

– And who can forget her role in 2009’s Tunnel Butts 2

Whitney Stevens is 36 years old


More Disaster for the Anaheim Angels. A day after Mike Trout came off the injured list, he was put back on it. Oh, and Shohei Ohtani (ever heard of him?) has a torn UCL in his elbow. That’s the ligament that typically needs Tommy John surgery to be reconstructed. Ohtani has already had Tommy John surgery, so this would be his second since coming to MLB, though he and the Angels and Ohtani have not yet decided on a course of action. The Angels’ Shohei Ohtani Era might have just come to an abrupt end in franchise’s worst-case scenario – LINK

WWE star Bray Wyatt died yesterday of an apparent heart attack.  He was only 36 years old.  Bray’s real name was Windham Rotunda.  He was the son of WWE Hall of Famer Mike Rotunda . . . whom fans might also remember as IRS. He was also the grandson of Blackjack Mulligan, the nephew of Barry Windham, and the older brother of Bo Dallas. Bray also wrestled as a masked alter-ego called The Fiend.  When he first joined the WWE in 2010, he went by Husky Harris. Wyatt disappeared from WWE TV in February.  He was said to be dealing with some sort of illness, but details were never revealed.  Just last week, it was reported that he was close to making a return. One source is reporting that Wyatt suffered serious heart complications after a bout with COVID – PW TorchTMZ

Miami Dolphins cornerback Eli Apple got a bounty put on him by his ex-girlfriend and baby mama Destani. She says, quote, “If you play against my baby dad this season, please go for the knees, maybe a hammy . . . #33 for the Dolphins . . . I’ll gladly Zelle you back any fines.” Destani alleges that during her pregnancy, their son needed a blood transfusion and Eli refused to donate even though he’s a direct match. She also says he sent her nasty messages after the baby was born, and had previously told her he has a sex problem and she was the sixth woman he got pregnant within three years . . . but the others just got abortions – Sportskeeda

Cards are in Philly tonight with a game that starts at 605pm.