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Carnival Cruise Guests Banned for Life After Fishing From Balcony – LINK


A return to chastity? Why so many women are saying no to casual sex. – LINK

Prior sexperience not required: Company wants to pay 10 lucky people $1,000 to MASTURBATE and review sex toys as part of its ‘market research’ – LINK

I had excruciating leg surgery to grow 5 inches — and get more dates – LINK



22 years after he burst on the scene with the surprise Top 20 hit “Because I Got High,” Afroman, a.k.a Joseph Foreman, is back in the news. There’s no new release at the moment, but he announced last week that he’s filed papers with the Federal Election Commission and will run for president as an independent in 2024. He says he wants to be “Cannabis Commander in Chief, our pot head of state.”

Nikki Sixx of Motley Crue sat down with Planet Rock to chat about the band’s current tour and the decision to hire John 5 to replace founding guitarist, Mick Mars – who retired from the road after his worsening health issues. Nikki touched on the current shareholders lawsuit that is happening within the band, saying “We wish him the best and we know that he’s a little bit confused and being misled by representatives right now. But we still have to stay focused on why we’re here.”

The Offspringwill release a 15th anniversary edition of Rise and Fall, Rage and Grace on vinyl and digitally on June 16th. The album comes with two bonus tracks recorded live in 2022.

KnuckleBonzhas made an officially licensed statue of Chris Cornell, using his likeness from the early 1990s. Only 3000 of the statues are being made and will ship late this fall.

After two days of taking away legacy blue checkmarks, Elon Musk has reinstated them for free, for some of the biggest celebrity users of Twitter. People like Stephen King and Chrissy Teigen were surprised when the blue check came back. It appeared Musk only restored blue check marks to users with the highest follower counts, seemingly caving in on his $8 a month twitter blue verification system.

Bob Dylan’sharmonica from his 1963 New York City Town Hall concert hit the auction block for $45,000.


Louis native and Bravo TV star, Andy Cohen will be inducted into the St. Louis Walk of Fame on Friday, May 5th. Cohen will receive his star and bio on the St. Louis Walk of Fame in the Delmar Loop and then make some remarks. Andy Cohen joins other notable St. Louisians like Chuck Berry, Scott Joplin, Vincent Price, John Goodman, Maya Angelou, Yogi Berra and Lou Brock who have all received a star on the St Louis Walk of Fame.

Andy Cohen’s St. Louis Walk of Fame plaque reads: Louis native Andy Cohen, best known as the host and executive producer of Watch What Happens Live with Andy Cohen, Bravo TV’s live late night talk show, also executive produced “The Real Housewives” franchise and hosted its reunion specials. In his many years running programming at Bravo, he oversaw smash reality hits like Project Runway and Top Chef, for which he won an Emmy. He and CNN’s Anderson Cooper co-hosted the network’s highly-rated New Year’s Eve shows and toured the country together. Andy Cohen created two SiriusXM radio channels, and his sense of humor and refreshingly authentic personality vaulted his multiple books onto the bestseller list.

All 150+ inductees were either born in the Greater St. Louis area or spent their formative or creative years there.

The Super Mario Brothers Movie”won the weekend box office with another $58.2 million.  “Evil Dead Rise” opened to a respectable $23.5 million.

Scarlett Johansson says she is done with the Marvel Universe films. In a recent episode of Gwyneth Paltrow’s ‘Good Podcast’ the two actresses reflected on their time working for Marvel – Scarlett as Black Widow and Gwyneth Paltrow as Pepper Potts in Iron Man. When asmed about whether Johansson was done with Marvel she confirmed, the chapter has come to an end, saying quote: “Chapter is over. I kind of did all that I had to do. Also, coming back and playing a character again and again like that, over a decade of time, is such a unique experience.”

The Black Widow character died in 2019’s Avenger’s: Endgame but returned for a prequel in Black Widow – which was delayed due to the pandemic. The release of Black Widowwas delayed amid the pandemic, but when the film was simultaneously released in theaters and on Disney+, the actress filed a lawsuit claiming that the film had been guaranteed an exclusive theatrical release when she signed her deal and alleged that her contract was breached when the film was released on the streaming service. The complaint also stated that Disney made no attempt to redo her deal. At the time, Disney countered that Johansson was paid $20 million for the film.

Nice instrument ya got there …There’s a reason guys want to learn to play guitar. A 60 Minutes/Vanity Fair poll found that playing an instrument makes you more attractive. But it’s not just any instrument. These are the sexiest instruments, according to those surveyed: (LINK)

  1. Guitar – 26%
  2. Saxophone – 25%
  3. Piano – 21%
  4. Violin – 14%
  5. Drums – 7%
  6. Flute – 5%

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Carter Cruise

Today’s birthday girl has been in 544 fine films, including:

– Babysit My Ass 5

– C You Next Tuesday 2 & 3

– The Garden of Envy

– The In House Whore

– In Love With Your Mom

– Miss Tushy

– Pervs on Patrol 21

– Slumber Party Sluts

– Up Close And Hardcore 7

– And who can forget her role in 2015’s Thunderballs

Carter Cruise 32 years old

Sports Report 1

St. Louis City SC’s game with Colorado on Saturday was one it should have lost but almost won because of a brilliant game by its goalie, Roman Burki. In the end, City did neither. City SC allowed a late goal and tied the Colorado Rapids 1-1 at Dick’s Sporting Goods Park in Commerce City, Colorado. Burki made a season-high 12 saves, the most in MLS this season and three off the league regular-season record. City SC also got a scare in the second half when its leading scorer Joao Klauss went down briefly. He came out of the game in the 60th minute. Roman Burki’s play in goal gets City SC a tie, but he’s disappointed in play of team’s defense (stltoday.com)

Gorman’s tie-breaking homerun took the Cardinals toward a 7-3 victory against Seattle at T-Mobile Park. The Cardinals have won only two series so far this season and have yet to win the first game of any series. All three runs allowed by Flaherty came in the second inning, and from there the right-hander was at his best. He retired 12 of the next 13 batters. The Cardinals’ had three homers in the series finale including a solo homer from shortstop Paul DeJong to highlight his return to the majors and a three-hit afternoon. Once Jack Flaherty found his groove, Nolan Gorman launched Cardinals to win in Seattle (stltoday.com)

The XFL’s 40-game regular season — four games per week for 10 weeks — ended Sunday night, and it took all 40 to decide which team got the fourth and final playoff berth. The Seattle Sea Dragons entered their Sunday night matchup with the Vegas Vipers knowing they’d need to at least win to match the St. Louis Battlehawks’ 7-3 record. The Sea Dragons got the win, 28-9, as well as the final playoff berth, with the deciding factor amazingly coming down to the fifth point in the XFL’s list of playoff tiebreakers. Seattle’s win knocked out the Battlehawks, who got an absolute monster effort from A.J. McCarron on Saturday. A.J. McCarron may not have been an NFL star, but he’s been an absolute beast in the XFL. The Battlehawks quarterback threw SIX touchdown passes on Saturday, going 28 of 35 for 420 yards. McCarron appears to be the frontrunner for XFL MVP. In a game with a playoff berth potentially on the line, all St. Louis did was score 53 points. McCarron’s six TDs gave him 24 for the year. It’s the most any XFL quarterback has thrown in any of the league’s three seasons

Ryan Reynolds and Rob McElhenney are living out the plot of ‘Ted Lasso’ in real life — ’cause their British soccer team just got bumped up to a whole new level of competition. Wrexham won their match Saturday against Boreham Wood to come from behind and secure a 3-1 victory — which guarantees them a promotion from the National League (the level 5 league in which they’d been playing of late) to the next tier … League Two (4th tier). If they get three more promotions … Wrexham would be playing in the English Premier League alongside mega teams like Chelsea, Arsenal, Manchester United, etc. 

 The Oakland A’s are moving to Las Vegas . . . and nobody is more flabbergasted by the news than Oakland Mayor Sheng Thao. Thao had no indication that the team was closing in on a land deal in Vegas until she got a call at 6:00 p.m. Wednesday. She says, quote, “There’s many things that could have been done differently including bargaining in good faith from the A’s side . . . “Working on negotiations in one city where your home base [is] and then doing what you are doing in Las Vegas and then calling me at 6:00 p.m. saying we have a land deal without letting me know there was parallel track, that’s a bit disingenuous.”  (CBS News)

Odell Beckham Jr. has been named as a suspect in an assault investigation after a woman went to police claiming the NFL superstar put his hand around her neck in an L.A. hotspot, but the Ravens WR claims the allegations are bogus.

Law enforcement tells TMZ Sports the alleged incident went down at Delilah several weeks back … when a woman says 30-year-old OBJ went up to her and grabbed her throat with light pressure. However, a rep for Odell told us they weren’t aware of any investigation and hadn’t been contacted by police. They also vehemently denied Beckham Jr. did anything wrong.

Sources say after the alleged altercation, both the woman and Odell remained at the venue throughout the night without further incident. A few days later, police met with the accuser and she filed a report. The allegations come just days after OBJ was announced as the newest star wide receiver for the Baltimore Ravens … inking a one-year deal worth up to $18 million. Odell — a first-round pick in 2014 — is slated to make his big return to the field this season — he missed all of 2022 after tearing his ACL in the Los Angeles Rams’ Super Bowl win over the Cincinnati Bengals. www.Tmz.com