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Online Daters Want to Exchange 30 Messages Before Meeting Up in Person – LINK

Have You Heard of the New Dating Trend Called “Hardballing”? – LINK

A Woman Found Out Her Boyfriend Prefers a “Nest” of Clothes Instead of a Bed – LINK

Never Order This on a Dinner Date, Experts Warn – LINK

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‘Message’ from cellphone company offering a gift for paying your bill is a scam – LINK

Man accused of posing as St. Louis County Health inspector, performing unauthorized COVID-19 tests – LINK

No, a School Didn’t Add Litter Boxes for Students Who Are Furries – LINK

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Spider-Man: No Way Home is the No. 1 movie at the box office again with another $14.1 million this weekend.  Scream was number 1 last week but is at 2 now.    

ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER was involved in a pretty bad car accident in Los Angeles on Friday, with his Yukon SUV ending up on top of two other cars . . . a Prius and a Porsche. Witnesses say a woman driving the Prius was bleeding heavily from her head, and ended up in the hospital.  There’s no word on her condition. Arnold appeared to be unhurt, but TMZ says police think it was his fault, because he turned left against a red arrow.  He was NOT ticketed at the scene, though. Pretty crazy though during the chaos right after the accident and seeing how the one lady was bleeding Arnold try help get her to safety (LINK)

Playboy founder the late Hugh Hefner was legendary for throwing big time sex parties. Adults consenting to adult things. Even he and the wife would bring female thirds into their room. He had what was called pig night” where he would invite prostitutes to come over to his mansion to have sex with his pals, once a week. If you happen to be one of the ones there back then and cant remember everything you did don’t worry…apparently there is a mound of secretly filmed sex tapes from Mr Hefner’s vault.  In a new A&E series titled “Secrets of Playboy,” Hef’s former butler adds Hef recorded celebs and athletes having sex with other women in his bedroom … and with these sexual tapes came power. His ex wife said a camera was set up in his bedroom in plain site. If their guest was weirded out by it Hugh were go over to the camera and pretend to turn it off.  BTW California taping people with whom he had sex without asking for permission to record them, it’s a crime. The series premieres tonight 

Pointfest is coming May 21st. Thankfully as of now Halestorm is ok and scheduled to play. The band chose hotel rooms for the night instead of sleeping in the bus. Then at 3AM the were awoken because that bus was up in flames. Fortunately, no one was hurt but they did lose equipment and personal items, some guitars were salvaged by a security guard who rushed into the burning bus to make sure that no one was inside. The investigator doesn’t know what started it, but it began in the bunk hall.

Kanye was at an airport in Miami Saturday and obviously there were paparazzi all over him. There is audio of this but isn’t worth trying to hear. But he tells the camera people that he is going to change their dynamic. He is going to make it so the celebrities THEY video and take pictures of for profit will start sharing those profits with the celebrities (LINK)

PETE DAVIDSON, COLIN JOST, and comedy club owner Paul Italia bought a Staten Island ferry boat named John F. Kennedy for $280,000. It was built in 1965 and was the oldest in the fleet before being retired last year. Paul said, quote, “The idea is to turn the space into a live entertainment event space, with comedy, music, art . . . We’re in the early stages, but everybody involved had the same ambition . . . not to see this thing go to the scrapyard.” (LINK)

The Fraggle Rock reboot got a new theme song. The reboot rebooted as of January 21st. there are 13 episodes. Who re did the reboot retheme re song? Well it is MonDave.  Does anyone else hear a little Queen action in there? As in Queens 1977 single Tie Your Mother Down?? Thye have covered that song live before. Foo Fighters are gearing up for a stadium tour later this year, but first their comedy horror movie Studio 666 will premiere on Feb. 25 (LINK)

Metallica recently gifted a Los Angeles street performer a new set of drums after his were stolen. Sheriff Drumman, is known throughout Southern California for playing the drums out of the back of a pickup truck outfitted with a sound system and lighting. The truck, along with the gear inside it, was stolen last month. He started crowdfunding but then Metallica stepped in to supply him with new drums after they heard what had happened. Sharing the story on Twitter, Metallica said, ” Keep the music going, Sheriff Drumman! .In December 2021, he launched a GoFundMe page “because I woke up this morning and my entire music truck was stolen from in front of my home. The truck included my drums, stage lights, sound system, fog machines, generator.”He had reached $20,000 of his $70,000 goal before Metallica (LINK) gifted him the drums. 

Duane ‘Dog the Bounty Hunter’ Chapman is teaming up with ‘Virtual Interactive Technologies’ — a multi-platform gaming company —  to develop and market a line of video games. Tis a multi-year deal, with a multi-game commitment to be rolled out over the next few months. The company says the games will use “Mr. Chapman’s name, image, and likeness in connection with the advertisement, promotion, and sale of the video games.”

Celebrating a Birthday today:

Tatyana Ali is 43. Ashley Banks on “The Fresh Prince of Bel Air”.

Kristen Schaal is 44. Former “Daily Show” correspondent who played Carol on the show “Last Man on Earth”. She’s also Louise on “Bob’s Burgers”.

Ed Helms from The Office is 48.

Scream actor Matthew Lillard is 52.

He was Paris Hilton’s partner in her sex tape AND married to Pamela Anderson, Rick Salomon is 53.

Gymnast Mary Lou Retton is 54.

Yakov Smirnoff is 71.

Singer Aaron Neville is 82.

The Jewish Elvis, Neil Diamond is 82

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Lady Olivia Fyre

Today’s birthday girl has been in 111 fine films, including:

  • American Taboo
  • The Ginger Bath Bomb
  • Impregnating Aunt Mallory
  • Intercourse With A Vampire
  • You Me and Stepmom Makes Three
  • Your Aunt the Dominatrix
  • And who can forget her role in 2016’s Sissy Slut’s High School Reunion

Lady Olivia Fyre is 38 years old

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The Blues took on the Canucks last night after a big 5-0 win over the Kraken on Friday.  Justin Faulk got things started for the Blues with a goal that made things 1-1 after the first.  Then a goal from Brayden Schenn early in the 2nd put the Blues up 2-1.  A late goal from Jordan Kyrou gave the Blues the 3-1 lead and that’s where things ended.  Blues are back on the ice tonight against the Flames.  Puck drop is scheduled for 8PM.

Many people call the NFL’s Divisional Playoffs the best weekend in football.  And that was before this weekend ever happened.  Now, people are saying that THIS Divisional Playoff Weekend…may have been the BEST WEEKEND OF FOOTBALL EVER. Each of the four games was decided on the last play of the game. Three of the four road teams picked up victories with last-second field goals.  The Cincinnati Bengals took out the AFC’s top seeded Titans. San Francisco may have closed the book on Aaron Rodgers’ career in Green Bay, and the Rams took down Tom Brady and the defending Super Bowl champion Tampa Bay Buccaneers.  =There was high drama at the end of the Bills / Chiefs game as the teams scored a total of 25 points in the final two minutes of regulation. The game went into overtime, and the Chiefs secured the win.  Some people are calling the Buffalo/Kansas City game the best playoff game they have ever seen. One legendary sportswriter tweeted, “We are looking at history in this KC-Buff game. That’s all there is to it, and don’t even think of arguing with me. There has never been an NFL playoff game quite like this, 25 combined points in the final 2 min. And this entire weekend is unprecedented.

So lets check out some highlights from each of the games this weekend.  Up first – the Titans took on the Bengals.  It came down to a field goal as time expired.

Up next, the Packers and 49ers played in Green Bay.  Green Bay’s special teams was awful and a punt blocked that led to a TD set things up for this….

The early game yesterday had the Bucs and Rams playing all the way up to the final minute of the game.  Tom Brady and the Bucs were down 27-3 with just under 5 mins to go and ended up tying things up before this happened

And – as mentioned before – 25 points in 2 mins as the Chiefs and Bills went to overtime

New Jersey Devils defenseman P.K. Subban on Sunday night addressed an incident involving an alleged racist taunt aimed at his brother, Jordan Subban, in a minor-league game Saturday in Florida. The ECHL indefinitely suspended Jacksonville Icemen defenseman Jacob Panetta, pending a hearing, for what Jordan Subban, a South Carolina Stingrays defenseman who is Black, said was a racist taunt. The Icemen later announced they released Panetta. The ECHL game was in overtime when a skirmish between the teams started after a collision with one of the goalies.  According to Jordan Subban, he tried to engage Panetta in a fight. Panetta responded by allegedly taunting him.  If you watch in the videos – Panetta makes money gestures towards Subban – who is black.   The two fought while surrounded by players from both teams. They received major penalties and misconduct penalties that sent them to their locker rooms. Jordan Subban’s teammate Nico Blachman left the Stingrays bench to punch Panetta and was also given a game misconduct. Stingray’s team president Rob Concannon said in a statement that his organization was “appalled by the incident.” P.K Subban said that he is embarrassed for the state of the sport.

Fans at the Australian Open were asked by security to remove T-shirts which featured the slogan “Where is Peng Shuai?” on Saturday. A video shared to social media appeared to show officers confiscating the clothing, which referenced the uncertainty surrounding the well-being and whereabouts of the Chinese star who had accused a top Chinese leader of sexual assault. In a statement to ESPN, Tennis Australia said that its “primary concern” is the safety of Peng but that fans are not allowed to bring onto the grounds or display political statements at the tournament.

Former Gonzaga and Utah Jazz star John Stockton had his season tickets to Bulldogs games suspended after he failed to comply with the school’s mask mandates. He said QUOTE: “Basically, it came down to, they were asking me to wear a mask to the games and being a public figure, someone a little bit more visible, I stuck out in the crowd a little bit. And therefore they received complaints and felt like from whatever the higher-ups they were going to have to either ask me to wear a mask or they were going to suspend my tickets.” Stockton, who is anti-vaccination and opposes mask mandates, made a number of false claims in a documentary last year including that over 100 athletes have died from vaccination.

Dale Earnhardt Jr. was inducted into the NASCAR Hall of Fame Friday night, along with modified racer Mike Stefanik and Alabama short-track legend Red Farmer. Junior joins his late father, Dale, in the Hall of Fame as its seventh father-son duo. Earnhardt Jr.’s career includes 26 wins, including two Daytona 500s.  He retired in 2017 and only competes in a single Xfinity race each year.  Junior is also an analyst for NBC Sports.

UFC 270 featured the debut of Francis Ngannou (LINK) the wrestler, as the knockout artist utilized his grappling to get a unanimous decision win over interim champion Ciryl Gane. While Ngannou is usually known for his fierce striking, it was his ability to secure takedowns that won him the fight. Through the first two rounds, Gane utilized his kicks, movement and clinching to nullify Ngannou’s boxing. It appeared we were headed toward a new champion. Then, Ngannou surprised everyone with a power slam takedown. That was a turning point in the matchup. From Round 3 on, it was Ngannou’s grappling game that defined the fight. And boy did people think it was boring….now the rumor is that Ngannou will take on Tyson Fury in a boxing match.