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A Woman Got a Letter from a Neighbor Shaming Her for “Screaming Like a Pig” During Sex – DailyStar

According to a new survey by Ashley Madison, people who regularly cheat on their significant others are excited about the coronavirus vaccine so they can get back to having in-person affairs.

Using your phone is the worst thing you could do on a first date – YouGov

 

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A woman just posted a video on TikTok showing how she got revenge on her boyfriend for cheating on her:  She dumped GLITTER all over his apartment.  And if you’ve ever dealt with glitter, you know he’s never going to be able to clean it all up.  (Full Story)

Today is “Blue Monday” . . . which a psychologist came up with to describe the most depressing day of the year.  It’s because today is the perfect mix of all the factors that make us depressed like bad weather, holiday debt, failed New Year’s resolutions, and realizing just how far away we are from our next vacation.  (Full Story)

A Mom’s “No Crib” Video is Getting Torched on Twitter

A Flight Attendant’s Advice on What Not to Drink on a Plane – TikTok

Nestle has recalled more than 750,000 pounds of Hot Pockets that might have pieces of glass or plastic in them.  (Full Story)

British woman burns mouth, cracks tooth after mistaking ‘poppers’ for candy – FoxNews

 

 

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Legendary producer-turned-murderer PHIL SPECTOR died on Saturday at the age of 81.  Prison officials say he died of “natural causes,” but TMZ claims he had contracted COVID-19 several weeks ago. In any event, it had been DECADES since Spector did anything notable in music, despite him once being considered a visionary producer. Spector rose to fame in the ’60s mostly for his “Wall of Sound” technique, which blended vocal harmonies with lavish orchestral arrangements. He originally worked with the Ronettes, the Crystals, and Ike & Tina Turner. By the late ’60s he was working with The Beatles on their album “Let It Be”. Some of his hit songs include:  “Da Doo Ron Ron”, “Be My Baby”, “He’s a Rebel”, “You’ve Lost That Lovin’ Feelin'”, “The Long and Winding Road”, “My Sweet Lord”, and “Imagine”, which he did with John Lennon. His career was derailed in 1974 when he was VERY close to being killed in a car accident in Hollywood.  He suffered serious head injuries . . . and that was likely the reason that he began his habit of wearing outlandish wigs in later years. Spector spent most of the ’80s and ’90s as a recluse in semi-retirement. In February of 2003, he met actress LANA CLARKSON at a club, and they went back to his mansion.  There, Spector shot her in the mouth . . . killing her.  She was only 40. It’s unclear exactly what went down . . . but he had a history of pulling out guns to threaten people, both in the studio and in private. Spector claimed that Lana committed suicide, which was very hard to believe.  A chauffeur also testified that Spector came out of the house holding a gun, with blood on his hands, and told him, quote, “I think I killed somebody.” He was eventually convicted of murder in 2009, and was sentenced to 19 years to life.  He would’ve first been eligible for parole in 2024.  In his final interview, he said he was “tortured,” and had “devils inside” that fight him. After his death, his ex-wife RONNIE SPECTOR said, quote, “He was a brilliant producer, but a lousy husband.”  She’s previously said he psychologically tormented her, imprisoned her inside his house, and threatened to kill her. 

Not confirmed but presumably dead is the career of Armie Hammer..Now there is video and Instagram posted to talk about… there is one where Armie Hammer bragged about a lingerie-clad woman waiting for him in his bed in a leaked video from his private Instagram.  He also posted a clip of himself taking a drag from a vape box on December 16, writing: ‘When you realize they don’t test for DMT on drug tests’ Hammer shared what appears to be a court order that states he must take a drug test A source said he is required to pass it before seeing his two young children whom he shares with his estranged wife Elizabeth Chambers, 38. The couple announced in July they were ending their 10-year marriage and the children have been living with Chambers in the Cayman Islands. Hammer documented taking his home drug test, writing: ‘All negative, b***hes… To be fair I had THC and benzos in my piss. But who doesn’t’. He added: ‘Divorce is so fun. Not as fun as drugs. But what is’ ] 

JOHNNY DEPP recorded a cover of the JOHN LENNON song “Gimme Some Truth”, and it kind of works as a jab at AMBER HEARD.  The song starts out, quote, “I’m sick and tired of hearing things / From uptight, short-sighted, narrow-minded hypocritics / All I want is the truth / Just give me some truth.” But the original is a protest song about slimy politicians . . . and Johnny is definitely keeping that intact. He even updates one lyric to make it sound like a shot at DONALD TRUMP, who he’s no fan of . . . quote, “I’ve had enough of reading Tweets / By neurotic, psychotic, pig-headed politicians / All I want is the truth / Just give me some truth.” In the original, Lennon says “things”, not “Tweets”.

According to Ice-T Dr Dre is home and doing well. I guess there is a pic of him in the studio as well. Mr Dr Dre who is 55  was admitted to the intensive care unit after suffering a brain aneurysm on Jan. 4. His people said he is indeed home but didn’t give any other details. Apparently he got out Friday   

How much does BLAKE SHELTON love GWEN STEFANI?  He’s planning to shed some pounds so he can look good at their wedding.  That’s what he said on Luke Bryan’s Apple Music Country show. Quote, “I feel like if I say 10, I have to do it.  So, 10.  It’s out there now, I can’t let people down.”  10 pounds seems like a lot, but that depends on how much time he has.  Last we heard they’re planning to get married early this year. 

As Los Angeles currently deals with around one million COVID-19 cases, WWE has announced it’s moving Wrestlemania 37 from Inglewood’s SoFi Stadium to Tampa Bay, Florida’s Raymond James Stadium April 10th and 11th.  Tampa is already set to host next month’s Super Bowl. Wrestler Roman Reigns and Paul Heyman made the announcement on YouTube Saturday.  There’s no idea if any fans will be able to attend Wrestlemania; WWE says they’ll announced safety and ticket info within the next few weeks. WWE is already looking ahead for Wrestlemanias 38 and 39.  Next year’s event is scheduled for April 3rd in Arlington, Texas and 2023’s Wrestlemania will return to SoFi Stadium in Inglewood April 2nd. 

Coachella was scheduled for April 9th-11th and April 16th-18th. But it and Stagecoach will hopefully be rescheduled for fall. I say hopefully because those are the words of the mayor there.  “We’re hoping that those events will be rescheduled to the fall of this year.” She said they are focused on safety now so the future is brighter.  

Check out this cat who sings “Down with the Sickness” by Disturbed.

Check out a trailer for “Young Rock”, the autobiographical series about Dwayne Johnson, coming to NBC.

NICOLAS CAGE battles evil Chuck E. Cheese-type animatronics in his new movie “Willy’s Wonderland”.  Check out the new trailer. 

When JENNIFER LOVE HEWITT had her first child in 2013, she tried to return to her normal life way too soon.  And she learned her lesson during lunch with her agent. She said, quote, “For whatever reason in my brain, I thought that breast milk was kind of like cell service:  if you’re out of the area, you know, it’s not going to happen.” But it did.  She started leaking . . . both barrels . . . right there in the restaurant. She texted a friend who was nearby and asked her to buy her something that would hide the stains.  The friend showed up with a cashmere scarf. Jen said, quote, “I’m hormonal and leaking two bologna size stains on this jumpsuit.  It’s not good.  I drape it over the front, and I walked out of that restaurant like, ‘I’m the [stuff].'” She did kind of freak out later, when she found out the scarf cost $600.

If you’re one of those parents who trusts their kids to stay on-task during home schooling, good for you.  But don’t count JESSICA ALBA among your ranks.She has spy cams sset up. Here she is talking about it

“Rolling Stone” put together a list of the 10 best TV reboots of all time.  The list features five revivals with some or all of the original actors, and five reboots that started from scratch.  

Here’s their ranking . . . 

  1. “Battlestar Galactica”. . . 2003-2009, SyFy 
  1. “Twin Peaks: The Return”. . . 2017, Showtime 
  1. “One Day at a Time”. . . 2017-2020, Netflix/Pop TV 
  1. “Doctor Who”. . . 2005-present, SyFy/BBC 
  1. “Columbo”. . . 1989-2003, ABC 
  1. “Roots”. . . 2016, History 
  1. “The X-Files”. . . 2016, Fox 
  1. “The Baby-Sitters Club”. . . 2020-present, Netflix 
  1. “The Conners”. . . 2018-present, ABC 
  1. “DuckTales”. . . 2017-2021, Disney XD/Disney

CELEBRITIES CELEBRATING A BIRTHDAY TODAY 

NFL running back Leonard Fournette is 26.

Former St. Louis Blues’ captain Alex Pietrangelo is 31.

Quarterback Joe Flacco is 36.

Actor Jason Segel is 41.

Jonathan Davis, lead singer of Korn, is 50.

Wrestler and actor Dave Bautista is 52.

One of my favorite comedians, Dave Attell, is 56.

NHL Hall of Famer Mark Messier is 60.

Kevin Costner is 66.

The Million Dollar Man, Ted DiBiase, is 67.

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Sharon Mitchell

Today’s birthday girl has been twisted up more than a pretzel at Auntie Anne’s in 741 fine films…including:

                             – 69 Pump Street

                             – Backside To The Future 1

                             – Best Little Whorehouse in Hong Kong

                             – Both Ends Burning

                             – Cat On A Hot Sin Roof

                             – The Enema Bandit and The Enema Bandit Returns

                             – Hannah Does Her Sisters

                             – Naked In Tampa Bay 1999 1

                             – Smothered Bound and Tickled

                             – This Bun’s For You

                             – Torn

– And who can forget her role in 2013’s Now Thats How You Orgy

Sharon Mitchell is 65 years old today. It’s actually Dr. Sharon Mitchell. She’s now known as The Mother Theresa of Porno. It was her non-profit healthcare foundation that caught and contained the industry’s HIV scare several years ago. During her years in the industry, Mitchell admits to being a heroin addict for 16 of them.[3] Mitchell also contracted herpes, chlamydia, hepatitis, and trichomoniasis.

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We now have the NFC and AFC championships set as the over the weekend we saw four teams advance, and four teams go home.  On Saturday, the Baltimore Ravens lost to the Buffalo Bills who will head to the AFC championship for the first time since 1995.  They will take on the Kansas City Chiefs who beat the Cleveland Browns yesterday.  Patrick Mahomes went out of the Cheifs with a concussion late in the game yesterday but it looks like he will be fine and available for next weekends game.  In the NFC, the Green Bay Packers look unstoppable as they beat the Rams on Saturday and they will play the Tampa Bay Buccaneers as 43 year old Tom Brady beat Drew Brees and the Saints last night at the Super Dome.   

Before the game even tipped off in New Orleans Jay Glazer reported that Drew Brees was going to retire after their playoff run was over.  When asked after the game, Brees said he has a lot to think about before he makes any decision.  If you remember, Brees already signed a contract with NBC to be an announcer as soon as he does retire so, I think he’ll be OK with whatever he decides.  

Couple different NFL teams may already have new head coaches.  It looks like the Detroit Lions are hiring Lions TE coach Dan Campbell as their new head coach.  Also, over in LA with the Chargers – it looks like they are almost done with a deal to sign Rams defensive Coordinator Brandon Staley as their new head coach.   

Tonight, the Blues play their home opener against the San Jose Sharks at Enterprise Center.  The game is NOT open to the public, however, the Blues have invited 300 first responders and their families to the game.  Puck drop is scheduled for 7PM.  The Blues are coming off an 8-0 ass kicking at the hands of the Avalanche.  Robert Bortuzzo is not with the team as he was placed on IR as he recovers from a concussion.   

A big congrats is in order to a local professional athlete.  Becky Sauerbrunn – who went to Ladue High School – was just announced as the captain of the United States Women’s National Soccer team.  She has played on the team since 2008 and as appeared in 178 games.  The women’s team actually plays tonight against Colombia in a Friendly….kick off is scheduled for 6PM. 

17th ranked Mizzou beat Texas A&M over the weekend 68-52.  Their next game is against South Carolina tomorrow at 6PM.  SLU’s next game is Wednesday.  And 14th ranked Illinois looks to rebound from a loss against 21st ranked Ohio State as they take on Penn State tomorrow night.