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Thieves walk past dead man’s body to steal from his home – Fox2Now

Beware of the Viral Trend of Putting Male Genitalia Enhancement Cream on Your Lips – Metro

A Company Will Pay a “Sleeping Beauty” to Test Out Some Mattresses – UPI

Sam Adams has an ad featuring Clydesdales that will air in some local markets during the Super Bowl.  It can’t air nationally because Anheuser-Busch has the exclusive rights to national beer ads during the Super Bowl.  (Full Story)

A 7-Eleven in Dallas, Texas is now up on Airbnb for two one-night stays next month.  They’ve set up a big screen and a gaming station inside, plus you get all-you-can-drink Slurpees.  (Full Story)

Target’s Saying ‘Thank You’ to Frontline Team Members with a $500 Bonus in the New Year – Target

Coming to a black market near you: Covid-19 vaccine – NBCNews

Peeps had to shut down operations for Halloween and Christmas because they couldn’t operate at full capacity during the pandemic.  But it looks like they are back in full force in time for their biggest moment of the year, Easter.

Most mispronounced St. Louis words by out of towners – Fox2Now

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Elliot Page and wife Emma Portner have decided to end their marriage. Page married Portner, a dancer and choreographer, in early 2018.   In December 2020, Page came out as transgender and nonbinary. Page plays Vanya Hargreeves in Netflix action-comedy The Umbrella Academy. 

After 17 year old JOJO SIWA came out, a woman Tweeted to inform her that, quote, “my daughter will never watch you again.”  JoJo’s simple, perfect response was, “Okay!” Lots of what looked like moms were saying stuff like homosexuality is a sin. The bible says no thank you to same sex sex. Etc etc…most all of them ended with saying their daughters will no longer follow her.

39 year old Paris Hilton says she and boyfriend Carter Reum are taking the next steps to start a family of their own. Yep she is starting IVF and deciding if she wants twins or not. Because you can do that.  Just last year, Paris opened up about how BFF Kim Kardashian inspired her to freeze her eggs. Paris and Carter just recently celebrated their one year anniversary.

LINDSAY LOHAN kind of became a hero when that Cameo video of her encouraging a woman to come out to her parents went viral.  But for some reason, Lindsay’s people want the video taken down. According to Cameo the user is licensed to post the Cameos on socials. So far it is still up and no word as to why Ms. Lohan’s people want it taken down. 

73 year old Comedian Richard Lewis is not returning to Curb Your Enthusiasm for season 11. He said “Tragically, these past 18 months I’ve endured a back and two shoulder surgeries and not able to be in #curbyourenthusiasm for season 11. I’ll be watching…@HBO.” He said he hopes to be back for season 12.

I need a Rizzvangelist to reach out to Ludacris because apparently he doesn’t listen to the show yet. While in Atlanta, Ludacris’ Mercedes was stolen after he parked and left the engine running hopped out and went to the ATM. Someone said ill have that thanks and drove off. Mr. chris flagged down the cops.  They found the car that night and got back some of his stuff as well.  

The phrase I use at times “too rich and too famous for too long” applies here maybe? Madonna’s 24 year old daughter, Lourdes Leon, got on Instagram last week with a new account. First post was something from her Juicy Couture underwear modeling shoot. After one commenter posted, “Your mother made a masterpiece called Hard Candy” — referring to Madonna’s 2008 album — Leon responded, “your mother sucks wild d–k.” When another commenter wrote of Leon’s revealing first post, “not u thirst trapping… what would ur mom think?” — Leon fired back, “does your mom know u don’t wash ur ass.” And fan commented to Leon, “we’re waiting for your singing debut,” and that she responded, “I’ll sing at your funeral.” She cleaned it up. Her first post now says, “Comments on this post have been limited,” while her second and third posts with the Adidas and Stella McCartney clips seem to have the comments disabled. 

TYLER PERRY has already received both doses of the COVID vaccine.  He’s not 65, but health officials pushed him forward, hoping he could convince other people who are skeptical to get it, too. Tyler agreed, as long as he could do a TV special about it.  On “CBS This Morning” he told GAYLE KING, quote, “If you look at our history in this country, the Tuskegee experiment, Henrietta Lacks, it raises flags for us as African American people. “So I understand why there’s a healthy skepticism about the vaccine . . . I didn’t really feel like I could trust it.  But once I got all of the information, found out the researchers, I was very, very happy.” The special airs tomorrow night on BET.  

It IS nice to know that the rich and the famous aren’t trying to push THEIR way in front of the vaccine line though…According to “Variety”, the Hollywood elite have been “tapping their vast resources” and “cycling through private physicians” in order to jump the line and get their shots.  Not everything they’re doing is illegal, but it certainly raises ethical concerns. One Beverly Hills doctor says he’s been offered BRIBES in excess of $10,000 for people who want to jump the line.  Some are taking private planes to other states where it’s easier to get the vaccine. Even managers, agents, and producers are reportedly helping clients and stars line up shots for themselves and their families. One top entertainment executive who refused to be identified said, quote, “It’s ‘The Hunger Games’ out there.”  

The “Hollywood Reporter” says that a live-action “Harry Potter” TV show is in “early development” at HBO Max. Sources say they’ve talked with potential writers, and “broad ideas” have been discussed . . . but nothing has been set in motion yet. HBO Max isn’t even willing to admit that there’s a possibility.  An exec said, quote, “There are no ‘Harry Potter’ series in development at the studio or on the streaming platform.” 

62 year old Ellen DeGeneres is struggling in the ratings after all that bad publicity the show got and I guess she got bad too. She has 1 year left on her deal. She always said she wouldn’t do it anymore when it wasn’t fun. Ratings have slipped 8%. Kelly Clarkson’s show follows Ellen and she matched Ellen’s ratings for the first time last month. Clarkson won 3 Day Time Emmys last year. All this is pointing to Clarkson taking over her spot IF Ellen decides to kick rocks.

The upcoming “Ghostbusters” movie will feature many of the original, surviving stars.  RICK MORANIS was NOT expected to be one of them . . . but it’s possible that he has a brief cameo. In a new interview, ERNIE HUDSON was asked if Rick makes an appearance . . . and he said, quote, “I think the studios probably want to hold that one.  I love Rick.  But yeah, I’ll let them share that.”  He didn’t elaborate. The movie was originally supposed to come out LAST summer, but due to the pandemic, it’s been delayed.  It’s currently set to hit theaters on November 11th.

I don’t know if it was Sonic the Hedge but the MCU president Kevin Feige wants Jim Carrey in some fashion. So they are chatting. No clue in what capacity. Whether a good human presence or villain.  

The 20th anniversary of Monsters Inc. is coming up and I got some info on Monsters at Work that will be streaming on Disney+. The show, time-wise, starts six months after ‘Monsters, Inc.’ ended. So now it is the laugh floor. Billy Crystal and John Goodman will be back.  Mr. Crystal who is 72 said they got shut down for a bit but he got a lot of voice work done at home and isolated in a studio in Burbank. He didn’t know WHEN it will come out but he promises it is real good.  

CELEBRITIES CELEBRATING A BIRTHDAY TODAY 

Actress Rosamund Pike is 42. She was the star of the movie “Gone Girl”.

Comedian Patton Oswalt is 52.

Faith No More singer Mike Patton is 53.

Actor Alan Cumming is 56.

Bridget Fonda is 57.  “Single White Female”, “Lake Placid”, Cameron Crowe’s “Singles”, and Ash’s girlfriend Linda in “Army of Darkness”. She gave up acting in 2003, the same year she married master movie composer Danny Elfman.  Bridget is Jane Fonda’s niece, Peter “Easy Rider” Fonda’s daughter, and Henry “On Golden Pond” Fonda’s granddaughter.

Former NFL wide receiver and current NBC football analyst, Cris Collinsworth, is 62.

Perpetually pissed off guy Keith Olbermann is 62. Possibly one of the most hated men in television.  He’s also Tom Jumbo-Grumbo on “BoJack Horseman”.

The former Mrs. Tom Cruise, Mimi Rogers, is 65. Mrs. Kensington in the first “Austin Powers”.  And Agent Diana Fowley on “The X-Files”.  She was Tom Cruise’s first wife (1987-1990).

John Roberts is 66.  Chief Justice of the Supreme Court.

Ballet dancer Mikhail Baryshnikov is 73.

Pink Floyd drummer Nick Mason is 77.

Casino owner Steve Wynn is79.

The great actor James Cromwell is 81.

And composer Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart would have been 230 years old today.

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Cameron James

Today’s birthday girl has been passed around more than a joint at a Bob Marley concert in 80 fine films…including:

– American Whore Story

– Assfensive 2

– Easy Like Sunday Morning

– Fists of Fury

– Pink Eye 5

– Rectal Rooter 5

– Tails of Perversity 11

– And who could forget her role in 2014’s I Only Do Black Guys

Cameron Jones is 41 years old today.

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The St. Louis Blues continued the trend of winning the first game of the 2 games series after they picked up a 5-4 win against the Vegas Knights last night…even if it took a little bit of a shootout.  David Perron had a pair of goals and was joined in the scoring by Jaden Schwartz and Jordan Kyrou before it headed to the shootout.  The two teams meet again tomorrow at 8PM 

For the first time since 1960, the membership of the National Baseball Hall of Fame will remain frozen. No player on the Hall’s 2021 Baseball Writers’ Association of America ballot reached the 75% threshold needed. The results of the voting were announced by Hall of Fame president Tim Mead on MLB Network on Tuesday night. The leading vote-getter was pitcher Curt Schilling, who was named on 71.1% of the ballots, 16 votes shy of the minimum needed for selection. Schilling was followed by Barry Bonds and Roger Clemens in the voting. However, Schilling, in a lengthy letter to the Hall that he also posted to Facebook, asked to be removed from the writers’ ballot next year. “I will not participate in the final year of voting. I am requesting to be removed from the ballot. I’ll defer to the veterans committee and men whose opinions actually matter and who are in a position to actually judge a player. I don’t think I’m a hall of famer as I’ve often stated but if former players think I am then I’ll accept that with honor.”

Everyone is talking about where former Detroit Lions quarterback Matthew Stafford is going to end up. Well you can end up in the Stafford family’s Michigan home if you have the cash! Stafford has officially listed his beautiful mansion for a whopping $6.5 million. The home sits on 1.27 acres and boasts five bedrooms, five full bathrooms, and two half-baths. There’s a finished basement, spa, glass elevator and private pool, all surrounded by a waterfront view 

A Tom Brady rookie card in “virtually perfect” condition was just bought at auction for $555,98.  The card, auctioned by PWCC Marketplace, is a 2000 Contenders card featuring quarterback Brady in his rookie season with the New England Patriots. PWCC says the card is “what we personally believe to be the single most important modern football card ever produced.” 

There’s finally some GOOD NEWS.  America will never be subjected to the video footage of New England Patriots owner Robert Kraft at that seedy day spa. Two years ago, Kraft was arrested as part of a prostitution sting, although he claimed he didn’t do anything illegal.  He reportedly went to the spa . . . and had some work done on himself . . . but the prostitution charges were dropped.  A judge ordered the destruction of the footage that allegedly shows Kraft paying for massage parlor sex.  His lawyers are pleased, because they were worried that tapes of him in the nude would end up online. 

12th ranked Mizzou will not be 12th ranked much longer.  Last night they lost to unranked Auburn 88-82.  Their next game will be Saturday against TCU.  22nd ranked SLU also probably won’t be in the top 25 any more after they lost to unranked Dayton last night 76-71.  SLU plays again Friday on the road against Richmond.   

And finally – Jake Paul will get his hands on a former UFC fighter inside of a boxing ring in April.  It was announced yesterday that he will face Ben Askren in an eight round pro boxing match on PPV hosted by Triller.  It was announced that this will be the main card and it will feature other boxing, mma, and social media celebrities on the card.