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‘Bud Light Mike’ busted stealing Bud Light … again – NYDailyNews

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NYC Kids, Ages 12 and 7, Take Off in Parents’ Range Rover, End Up Near Delaware: Cops – Newsbreak

How Old Were You When You Stopped Expecting Santa to Visit? – STLMag

Some Considerate Thieves Use Cones to Redirect Traffic Before Blowing Up an ATM – 6ABC

A Bald Man Is Arrested for Causing a Scene at a Hair Salon – TheSmokingGun

America’s highest-paid legal sex worker is suing Nevada for the lack of work during the pandemic, urging the state to reopen brothels – BusinessInsiders

A 48-year-old man from Italy broke the country’s lockdown when he needed some space after an argument with his wife . . . and hiked for a WEEK with no supplies.  He wound up 280 miles away when the cops caught him.

A guy in Taiwan was fined $3,500 for breaking quarantine for eight seconds.

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Forty years ago today, John Lennon was shot dead outside his apartment in New York City. The big thing that was happening at the same time was Monday Night Football. So many Americans found out from Howard Cosell and Frank Gifford. There was an off-air debate about whether it was the right thing to do during a football game. (If you’re curious, the Patriots were playing the Dolphins, and the Dolphins won 16-13 in overtime.  Here is a short news report montage, with details on the shooting of John Lennon on December 8, 2020. (The shooter was former Honolulu, Hawaii security guard Mark David Chapman.  He’s up for parole again in 2022.  He’s been denied 11 times.  The “Double Fantasy” album cover that John signed that night is currently up for auction, with a bid of $450,000.) 

Air Force officer and test pilot CHUCK YEAGER died last night.  He was 97.  Chuck’s wife Victoria said, quote, “An incredible life well lived, America’s greatest Pilot, & a legacy of strength, adventure, & patriotism will be remembered forever.” In October of 1947, Chuck became the first test pilot to break the sound barrier in a rocket plane over Rogers Dry Lake in California.  He later commanded fighter squadrons in Germany and Southeast Asia during the Vietnam War. He was played by SAM SHEPARD in the 1983 film “The Right Stuff”, and made a cameo as a bartender named Fred. 

Netflix is working on a fake documentary about what a horrible year it’s been.  It’s called “Death to 2020”, and it’s being made by the people behind “Black Mirror”. It’s described as, quote, “a comedy event that tells the story of the dreadful year that was, and perhaps still is? The cast includes Hugh Grant, Samuel L. Jackson, Lisa Kudrow, Leslie Jones, Tracey Ullman, and others. There’s no word yet on a release date.  

Lifetime has a “mini movie” on the way, starring MARIO LOPEZ as a young and sexy Colonel Sanders . . . as in Kentucky Fried Chicken’s Colonel Sanders.  It’s called “A Recipe for Seduction”, and it premieres Sunday at noon. Here is the storyline, “A young heiress contends with the affections of a suitor handpicked by her mother.  “When the handsome chef, Harland Sanders, arrives with his secret fried chicken recipe and a dream. The movie is 15 minutes long, and it’s basically a longer version of KFC’s recent ad campaigns, which have cast various celebrities as the Colonel. Mario also stars in an ACTUAL Lifetime original Christmas movie called “Feliz NaviDAD”, which will air after the debut of “A Recipe for Seduction” 

Legendary Entertainment is a production company and they co financed both Dune and Godzilla vs King. 2 of the 17 movies that Warner Bros. decided to send to HBO Max at the same time as they open in theaters. Legendary is not happy with that decision. Partly because they were not consulted. Dune cost about $175 million and Godzilla vs Kind about $160 million. Legendary may call for breach of contract in court. They say a lawsuit hasn’t been drawn up yet but they are not dismissing the idea. Legendary and Warner have done work in the past on movies likes the Dark Knight Trilogy, The Hangover movies and the Godzilla franchise. Godzillas Kong is opening May 21 and Dune Oct 1.  

“Rolling Stone” has released their list of the 50 Best Albums of 2020.  And if you’re expecting it to be packed with ROCK ‘N’ ROLL, you haven’t been paying attention.  They gave the #1 spot to “Folklore” by TAYLOR SWIFT, and it was followed by “Fetch the Bolt Cutters” by FIONA APPLE.  The rest of the Top Five featured new albums from Bad Bunny, Bob Dylan, and Dua Lipa. 

 Here are a few other notable albums on the list: 

  1. “Chromatica”, Lady Gaga 
  1. “Letter to You”, Bruce Springsteen 
  1. “Positions”, Ariana Grande 
  1. “Plastic Hearts”, Miley Cyrus 
  1. “McCartney 3”, Paul McCartney.  It comes out on December 18th. 
  1. “Power Up”, AC/DC 

Some The Top Billboard Rock Acts of 2020:  Queen is first in Billboard’s Hard Rock and Rock album categories with their Greatest Hits collection.  Billboard’s #1 Mainstream Rock Song for 2020 is Five Finger Death Punch’s “Little Bit Off” followed by Godsmack’s “Unforgettable”.  #3 was Five Finger Death Punch’s “Inside Out”.  “Death by Rock and Roll” by The Pretty Reckless and I Prevail’s “Hurricane” round out Billboard’s top five mainstream rock songs for 2020. 

JUSTIN BIEBER will return to the stage on New Year’s Eve, for his first live show since he canceled his 2017 world tour. The event is called “T-Mobile Presents New Year’s Eve Live with Justin Bieber”. . . and yes, that means it’s only free to T-Mobile customers.  For everyone else, it’s 25 bucks. Justin says he can’t wait to, quote, “give everyone a safe way to kick 2020 out the door, together.” Also, it’ll be available for viewing until New Year’s Day at 3:00 P.M. 

Primus will stream Alive from Pachyderm Station this Friday.  Get your tickets now at primuslive.com

Eagles guitarist Joe Walsh’s VetsAid charity concert is going virtual this year on December 12th. VetsAid 2020: Home for The Holidays’ lineup includes Metallica’s James Hetfield, Alice Cooper, comedian Drew Carey and nearly two dozen other acts. The livestream will also include past VetsAid performances from 2017, ‘18 and ‘19.  Tickets are on sale now with discounts for vets and active military members at veeps.com.

Gorillaz will give their first performance in over two years this Saturday with Song Machine Live. The band will perform Song Machine Season One – Strange Timez. in its entirety.  Get tickets at live-now.com.

What are your go-to jams when you work out?  According to a new poll, most people prefer Hip-Hop.  Pop and “a little bit of everything” tied for second.  The poll also determined Americans’ Top 50 Workout Songs.  

Here’s the Top 10: 

  1. (tie)  “We Will Rock You”,  Queen . . . 24% 
  1. (tie)  “Eye of the Tiger”,  Survivor . . . 24% 
  1. “Welcome to the Jungle”,  Guns N’ Roses . . . 21% 
  1. “Lose Yourself”,  Eminem . . . 20% 
  1. (tie)  “Stronger”,  Kelly Clarkson. . . 19% 
  1. (tie) “All I Do Is Win”,  DJ Khaled with Rick Ross . . . 19% 
  1. (tie)  “Turn Down for What”,  DJ Snake with Lil Jon. . . 13% 
  1. (tie)  “I Love It”,  Icona Pop . . . 13% 
  1. “Shake It Off”,  Taylor Swift. . . 12% 
  1. “Can’t Hold Us”,  Macklemore. . . 10% 

Back in Black – AC/DC (7%)

Let’s Get It Started – Black-Eyed Peas (6%)

Seven Nation Army – The White Stripes (6%)

Thunderstruck – AC/DC (6%)

Start Me Up – The Rolling Stones (5%)

Good Vibrations – Marky Mark & The Funky Bunch (5%)

Gonna Make You Sweat – C+C Music Factory (5%)

Danger Zone – Kenny Loggins (4%)

Hey Ya! – Outkast (4%)

The Distance – Cake (4%)

Jump Around – House of Pain (4%)

All the Small Things – Blink 182 (4%)

The Pretender – Foo Fighters (3%)

Come Out & Play – The Offspring (3%)

My Own Worst Enemy – Lit (3%)

Are You Gonna Go My Way – Lenny Kravitz (3%)

Numb/Encore – Jay-Z/Lincoln Park (3%)

High Hopes – Panic! at the Disco (3%

My Songs Know What You Did in the Dark – Fall Out Boy (2%)

Song 2 – Blur (2%)

It’s Tricky – Run DMC (2%) 

79 year old DIONNE WARWICK posed this question to CHANCE THE RAPPER on social media this weekend:  “If you are very obviously a rapper, why did you put it in your stage name?  “I cannot stop thinking about this . . . I am now Dionne the Singer.”  Chance saw the message, and was STARSTRUCK . . . quote, “Sorry, I’m still freaking out that you know who I am.  This is amazing! . . . I’ll be whatever you wanna call me Ms. Warwick.” She responded, quote, “Of course I know you.  You’re THE rapper.  Let’s rap together.  I’ll message you.” And she didn’t just stop at Chance.  She also Tweeted, quote, “THE WEEKND is next.  Why?  It’s not even spelled correctly?  If you have ‘The’ in your name, I’m coming for you.  I need answers today.” The Weeknd responded, quote, “I just got roasted by Dionne Warwick, and I feel honored!  You just made my day.”  Dionne later said that she was just having fun.

BIRTHDAYS

Tanner Buchanan is 22.  Johnny’s son, Robby Keene, on “Cobra Kai”.

Sam Hunt is 36.  Country singer.

Nicki Minaj is 38.

Philip Rivers is 39.   Colts quarterback.

Corey Taylor is 47.  Slipknot and Stone Sour.

Sinéad O’Connor is 54.

Teri Hatcher is 56. 

Today’s BURTON BIRTHDAY OF THE DAY…an actress, a model, a singer, a famous mom…she’s been a lot of things.  She was in Batman, LA Confidential, Grudge Match, and of course, as Eminem’s mom in 8 Mile…her daughter is Ireland Baldwin….Kim Basinger is 67 years young.

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PORNO BIRTHDAY

NIKKI NOIR

Today’s birthday girl has sat on MANY of Santa’s laps…and for some reason they weren’t wearing a red suit nor did they have a beard….and she’s shown off her skills in 326 fine films including:

  • Anal Cavity Search
  • Big Boobie Cuties
  • Bitches Who Force Their Hubbies
  • Happy Hands
  • Today’s Is Your Day To Be Gagged
  • You Won’t Escape This Time, Honey
  • Young Sluts L.L.C
  • And who could forget…her unforgettable role in… It’s Cool..I Like Em Stupid

NIKKI NOIR is 36 YEARS OLD

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There is no longer an undefeated team in the NFL.  The Steelers lost to the Washington Football Team last night as they picked up the 23-17 win against Pittsburgh.  That was just game 1 of the Monday Night doubleheader.  The Bills beat the 49ers in the night game…final score there…34-24.

The New York Jets fired defensive coordinator Gregg Williams, the team announced on Monday. Williams and the Jets fell to the Oakland Raiders on Sunday 31-28. New York allowed a go-ahead, 46-yard Raiders touchdown with just five seconds remaining in the game. The Jets sent seven pass rushers at quarterback Derek Carr on the eventual game-winning play to become the only team since at least 2006 to send six or more pass rushers in the final 15 seconds of regulation, when leading between four and eight points and being 40 or more yards from the end zone. Williams was hired as New York’s defensive coordinator ahead of the 2019 NFL season. He previously worked with the Browns, Rams, Saints, Jaguars and Washington franchise.

St. Louis Cardinals pitcher Adam Wainwright has been named the winner of the 2020 Roberto Clemente Award. The annual award named after the Hall of Fame outfielder is given to the player who displays “extraordinary character, community involvement, philanthropy and positive contributions, both on and off the field.”  Each team in the majors nominates one player for the award, and Wainwright has been nominated five times for the honor during his career and claimed the award for the first time this season. It’s the second time in the last three years a Cardinals player has won after catcher Yadier Molina was honored in 2018.

Major League Baseball umpire Brian O’Nora reportedly was arrested and charged with misdemeanor soliciting and misdemeanor possessing criminal tools. O’Nora was one of 14 alleged “Johns” who were arrested in a sex sting operation. He allegedly attempted to solicit a prostitute online. O’Nora has been an MLB umpire since 2000.

The Texas Rangers have reportedly traded starter Lance Lynn to the Chicago White Sox. Pitcher Dane Dunning and a prospect will go to the Rangers in return. Lynn was one of the few bright spots for an underachieving Rangers team making him one of the hottest trade targets on the market ahead of the deadline. Texas held onto him anyway. In 13 starts last season, Lynn posted a 3.32 ERA with 89 strikeouts.

A game-worn and autographed jersey from Wayne Gretzky’s NHL rookie season with the Edmonton Oilers in 1979-80 sold for $478,800 at an auction Monday. It was proven that Gretzky wore the blue and orange jersey during his debut NHL campaign. As an NHL rookie, The Great One immediately showed off the skill level and production that would go on to make him the most accomplished player in NHL history. In 79 games as a rookie, Gretzky registered 51 goals and 86 assists for 137 points, tying him for the league lead in scoring. He also won the Hart Memorial Trophy as league MVP and was named the NHL’s most gentlemanly player by virtue of winning the Lady Byng Memorial Trophy. To this day, Gretzky’s performance in 1979-80 remains the greatest showing by a rookie in NHL history. Overall, the Canadian is a nine-time Hart Trophy winner, 10-time Art Ross Trophy winner as the NHL’s leading scorer, four-time Stanley Cup champion and two-time Conn Smythe Trophy winner as playoff MVP. A Wayne Gretzky rookie card could set a new record when it’s auctioned off later this week. The mint condition 1979 O-Pee-Chee Gretzky rookie card, which is being sold by Heritage Auctions, is expected to become the first hockey card to break the $1-million mark

The International Olympic Committee officially introduced breakdancing for the 2024 Olympics in Paris on Monday as the organization attempts to attract younger viewership. In addition, the IOC confirmed skateboarding, sport climbing and surfing for the Paris Games. The three sports had been added for the 2020 Summer Olympics on a preliminary basis. Despite being untested given the postponement of the 2020 Tokyo Games to 2021 because of the COVID-19 pandemic, the sports received approval for 2024 to help Paris ready its facilities. Breaking, as it will be known for Olympic purposes, is a youth-driven sport largely comprised of teenagers and people in their early 20s. The United States has overwhelmingly been dominant in International B-Boy championships, while South Korea, the Netherlands and the United Kingdom also have strongholds in the sport.

Tonight – SLU looks to continue to roll on the basketball court as they host the Central Arkansas Bears.  SLU is recently coming off a huge 107-54 win over Arkansas Pine Bluff on Saturday.  Tip off tonight is scheduled for 7PM.