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A Woman Attacks Her Roommate for Playing the Same Song Over and Over on a Loop – SmokingGun

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11 Spring Break Destinations for Grown-Ups – CNTraveler

Video captures man hitting neighbor’s dog with machete after it attacked his pet pig – MyFox8

The Super Bowl Didn’t Turn Into a “Superspreader” – USAToday

A Brewery Will Give You a Free Beer If You Send Them Your Poop – TheBrewerMagazine

A Man Is Fined $3,800 for Torturing His Neighbors by Singing ABBA Loudly and Terribly – MyLondon

What’s the Best Time to Eat Lunch When You’re Working from Home? – Huffpost

TSA’s Weirdest Catch Last Year Was Someone with a Dead Baby Shark – FoxNews

Seattle woman finds 1 kilo of cocaine in crochet kit she bought at thrift shop, police say – FoxNews

Parkway North High School closes for 3 weeks due to COVID-19 surge – KSDK

If you’ve thought about lying about a medical condition so you can jump the vaccine line, that’s a bad idea for so many reasons . . . one of which is that your insurance company may see your “condition” in your medical records and raise your rates.

People are seeing a light at the end of the tunnel.  According to a new survey, 52% of Americans say they’re not afraid of dying from Covid . . . that’s the highest number since July.  And 66% say they approve of how the vaccine rollout is going.

China has now made rectal Covid swabs mandatory for anyone coming in from a foreign country.

 

 

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Mariah Carey has that book out “The Meaning of Mariah” about her life. In it she tells about all the violent episodes between her brother Morgan and their parents. Whether it was her describing Mrogan throwing their Mom against a wall with such force it sounded like a gun shot. To an altercation between Morgan and their Dad that took a dozen cops to pull them apart. She says she was protecting her parents and herself from him at time. Problem with all this is Morgan so it didn’t happen like that. He claims actual fights with his father never happened when Mariah was a child. In any event, he says there’s no way 12 cops would respond to a domestic violence report. And he says tons of folks witnessed the “deep affection” between him and his mother. He’s suing his baby sis for defamation and intentional infliction of emotional distress, and it looks like he wants big damages.

Machine Gun Kelly‘s drummer, 27 year old JP Cappellettty, known as Rook, got attacked, robbed and hit by a car as he was walking down a street in the Hollywood Hills Tuesday night around 8pm. Apparently guys jumped out of a vehicle to rob him and there was a physical altercation, and Rook had thousands of dollars worth of property stolen from him and at some point he was also hit by a car, which injured his foot and arm. The suspects got away, and while it’s unclear if they were armed … they certainly used force to rob the drummer. 

SOULJA BOY has upset WWE Superstar RANDY ORTON.  How you might ask? By Tweeting this…”Rap game faker than WWE.” That set Randy off.  He replied, quote, “Fake?  Dare this [guy] to step up.  He don’t like movies?  Consider us actors that do stunts, without pads 200 days a year and don’t [complain] when we get surgically repaired and come right back. “Consider us 100 times tougher than anyone you’ve come across.” Then Soulja shot back, quote, “Do u know who the [eff] I am.  I’ll bring the REAL to wrestling don’t play with me.” So Randy congratulated Soulja for having “a hell of a year” . . . in 2007, and challenged him . . . quote, “You call what I do to survive, fake?  [Eff] that.  Come to my world and say that.  Dare ya…Then BOW WOW jumped in . . . on Team Soulja . . . and said, quote, “We ready to fight!” Soulja also had a back-and-forth with women’s star ALEXA BLISS . . . as well as another WWE wrestler named T-BAR. Now this could be part of the show.  Wrestlemania is coming up, Are they setting up for Soulja and Bow Wow to show up?  But they’re not exactly the kind of high-caliber guest stars WWE would want. 

Somebody asked GARTH BROOKS about the most rewarding part of his job . . . was it the fame” the money? Nope

Godsmack will have multiple releases…of music this year.  Expect a full-length rock record, but also a “really cool vibey acoustic album, or EP”. They are gonna write songs and if it’s a big rock song it goes over here and if it is more of a piano piece itll go over here. So look for a rock record and an acoustic record from Godsmak.  

These days we’re re-examining all kinds of art and media that was produced in less-enlightened times . . . and that’s not a bad thing. Tonight they’re launching a new series called “Reframed”, where they have in-depth discussions about culturally significant films from the ’20s through the ’60s that have problematic aspects. The movies include “Breakfast at Tiffany’s”, featuring MICKEY ROONEY’s incredibly racist performance as a Japanese man, and “Swing Time”, in which FRED ASTAIRE does a routine in BLACKFACE. Other films in the series will include “Psycho”“Guess Who’s Coming to Dinner”“Stagecoach”“Tarzan, the Ape Man”, and “The Jazz Singer”. They kick things off tonight at 8:00 P.M. with “Gone with the Wind”. 

This could be amazing: Melissa McCarthy and Octavia Spencer play SUPERHEROES in a movie called “Thunder Force”.  And Jason Bateman is in it as a guy with lobster claws. 

It feels like it’s been FOREVER that we’ve been hearing about this phantom “Friends” reunion special, since it’s been delayed multiple times due to COVID-19.  But it’s still on. DAVID SCHWIMMER says, quote, “It’s happening . . . actually, in a little over a month I’m heading out to L.A.  So, finally . . . we figured out a way to film it safely and there’s going to be a portion of it that we filmed outside . . . because of, you know, for safety protocols.”  The special will air on HBO Max.  There isn’t an airdate yet, but assuming it’s still just a one-off special, it could air soon after being taped.

“The Simpsons” just will not die.  Yesterday, Fox renewed it for TWO more seasons . . . the show’s 33rd and 34th.  And by the end of that 34th in 2023, it’ll have aired roughly 750 episodes, which is insane. And there’s no indication that these are the last two . . . so who knows. Fox previously announced two-year pickups for “Family Guy” and “Bob’s Burgers”, which means all three will remain on through the 2022-2023 season at least.  Of course, “The Simpsons” is already the longest-running scripted show in history, so this is just padding its lead. 

To say that “Harry Potter” author J.K. ROWLING offended trans people last year would be a bit of an understatement.  But now, a VIDEO GAME is trying to make amends. “Hogwarts Legacy” will allow users to play as transgender characters.  You’ll be able to customize your character’s voice, gender placement, and body type . . . and choose whether they’re referred to as a witch or wizard. Your character will be assigned a dormitory based on the witch or wizard designation . . . but the look and sound of the character doesn’t have to match the binary definition of either. 

Someone rated every single KEANU REEVES movie, from best to worst.  Anyway, here are the 10 best:

  1. “The Matrix”,  1999 
  1. “My Own Private Idaho”,  1991 
  1. “Bill and Ted’s Excellent Adventure”,  1989 
  1. “John Wick”,  2014 
  1. “Speed”,  1994 
  1. “John Wick 3 – Parabellum”,  2019 
  1. “John Wick Chapter 2”,  2017 
  1. “A Scanner Darkly”,  2006 
  1. “Point Break”,  1991 
  1. “Parenthood”,  1989 

And here are the five worst: 

  1. “Generation Um . . .”,  2012 
  1. “Exposed”,  2016 
  1. “The Watcher”,  2000 
  1. “Replicas”,  2018 
  2. “Little Buddha”,  1993

    CELEBRITIES CELEBRATING A BIRTHDAY TODAY 

    David & Victoria Beckham’s son Brooklyn Beckham is 22.

    From the Golden State Warriors, Draymond Green is 31.

    Landon Donovan is 39.  Arguably the best soccer player ever from the U.S.  He retired with the L.A. Galaxy and coaches youth soccer now.

    He played the character Oz in the American Pie movies, Chris Klein is 42.

    Sonny and Cher’s son Chaz Bono is 52.

    Evan Dando of the Lemonheads is 54.

    Former Metallica bassist Jason Newsted is 58.

    Boxer Ray Boom Boom Mancini is 60.

    Everybody Loves Raymond’s Patricia Heaton is 63.

    The legendary Catherine O’Hara is 67. The mom in “Beetlejuice” and the “Home Alone” movies, Cookie in “Best in Show”, and Eugene Levy’s wife on “Schitt’s Creek”.

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Morgan Ray

Today’s birthday girl has left nothing to our imaginations in 76 fine films … including:

– Bossy MILFs 2

– Dude, I Banged Your Mother 7

– How To Handle Your Students: 101

– It’s Okay She’s My Mother in Law 6

– Mommy And Me And A Black Man Makes 3

– Old Grannies Young Panties 5

– And who could forget Morgan’s performance in 2009’s White Kong Dong 1: MILF Edition

Morgan Ray is 47 years old today.

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Last night the Blues looked to make it 3 in a row as they took on the Ducks in Anaheim.  Oskar Sundvist scored in the first followed by a Brayden Schenn goal in the 2nd.  Then Zach Sanford sealed the deal with a goal in the 3rd.  Up next – a game against the Kings in LA on Friday.  Puck drop is scheduled for 8PM.

The Los Angeles County Sheriff’s Department executed a search warrant to obtain the data from the “black box” in Tiger Woods’s crashed car. However, they did not seek a warrant to obtain Woods’s blood to determine whether he was under the influence of medication at the time of the accident on Feb. 23. Cops said that there was no probable cause to obtain it from him or the hospital. The deputy added that this is a routine part of their probe.  “We’re trying to determine if a crime was committed. If somebody is involved in a traffic collision, we’ve got to reconstruct the traffic collision, if there was any reckless driving, if somebody was on their cell phone or something like that. We determine if there was a crime. If there was no crime, we close out the case, and it was a regular traffic collision.” The deputies asked Woods how the collision happened at the scene of the crash. They say: “The driver said he did not know and did not even remember driving… Driver was treated for his injuries at the hospital and was asked there again how the collision occurred. He repeated that he did not know and did not remember driving.”

The New York Giants have released veteran wide receiver Golden Tate. Parting ways with Tate clears $6.1 million in salary cap space for the Giants, or $10 million if he’s designated as a post-June 1 cut. Tate, 32, has spent his last two seasons with the Giants. Last year, Tate hauled in 35 receptions and two touchdowns, his least productive output since his rookie year. Tate made headlines in October for a pair of outbursts during a Monday night game against the Buccaneers. Twice during that game, Tate looked into the television camera and demanded more targets. Before his stint with the Giants, the 12-year veteran spent four seasons (2010-2013) with the Seahawks where he played a part in helping the franchise win Super Bowl XLVIII. Also – Jared Cook was released from the Saints and Tyrell Williams signed a one year deal with the Lions.

The family attorney for the five-year-old girl injured in a car crash involving former Chiefs assistant coach Britt Reid is speaking out for the first time. The attorney for the Young family involved in the accident described the severity of the crash that left the girl critically injured and in a coma. “She’s awake, which is a huge development but she likely has permanent brain damage that she will endure for the rest of her life. She’s not walking.” On Feb. 4, Britt Reid’s truck hit two vehicles on the side of a highway entrance ramp, injuring the five-year-old girl, her mother, aunt and four-year-old cousin inside one of the cars. The family had pulled over to the side of the highway to help a 19-year-old relative whose car had run out of gas. The accident happened near the Chiefs’ training complex.

First the name change for the football team and now this! The Washington Football Team has discontinued its cheerleader program after more than 50 years, replacing it with a coed dance squad. Petra Pope the new senior advisor for the team made the announcement Tuesday, saying the “First Ladies of Football” the longest-running cheer program in the NFL, will be replaced by a coed team for a more “modern and diverse” look.  The cheerleaders’ contracts expire March 31st. The former cheerleaders are eligible to try out for the dance squad.

T.J. McConnell was a 23-year-old undrafted point guard who needed to prove himself at the NBA Summer League to secure a roster spot. Now, he’s an NBA record-holder. McConnell was a thief in Pacers clothing on Wednesday night against the Cavaliers, racking up nine steals in the first half. That set a new league record for steals in a half—a feat even more impressive when considering McConnell didn’t even start the game. The point guard finished the game with 16 points, 13 assists and 10 steals, good for his second career triple-double. He was one steal shy of tying the NBA’s single-game record and became the first bench player ever to record a triple-double with steals.

NBA legend Shaquille O’Neal made his AEW-ring debut on Wednesday night, but he wasn’t conscious when he and Jad Cargill defeated Cody Rhodes and Red Velvet. Shaq, 48, dominated Rhodes for the first half of the match, but “The American Nightmare” got his revenge with a running crossbody. The move sent both men out of the ring, crashing into two tables. Meanwhile, O’Neal was still knocked out in the rubble with an AEW doctor checking him. O’Neal was put onto a stretcher during the commercial break and loaded onto an ambulance outside of the amphitheater. However, when announcer Tony Schiavone opened up the vehicle’s doors, Shaq was nowhere to be found.

SLU is in action tomorrow for opening round action in the A-10 Tournament.  We don’t know who they are playing yet but tip off is scheduled for 12PM. Last night the Mizzou Tigers beat the Florida Gators 72-20.  Their next game is Saturday against LSU at 2PM.  Illinois is in action against Ohio State on Saturday at 3PM.

And finally – I just wanna share with you this actual sentence that was written on a sports website this morning….Just weeks after the Beef. It’s What’s for Dinner. 300 at Daytona, NASCAR is set to run the Call 811 Before You Dig 200 at Phoenix.  That race is scheduled to run on March 13th.