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Man dies after eating oysters from St. Louis County establishment -LINK

More Than 100 Grateful Dead Fans Injured When Deck Collapses – LINK

14% of Adults Would Leave a 13-Year-Old Home Alone for a Weekend? – LINK


The “Two Beers and a Puppy” Test Is a Quick Way to Figure Out If You Want Someone in Your Life – LINK

The Worst Colors to Wear on a First Date, According to Relationship Experts – LINK

82% of Us Have Snooped Through Someone’s Phone Before – LINK

The Biggest Contributor to Failed Relationships Is . . . Clinginess – LINK

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Joni Mitchell returned to the stage for a 24 song set in Washington in her first headlining show in two decades over the weekend. This is incredible because of the testament of resilience Joni Mitchell is.  In 2015, Mitchell suffered a brain aneurysm that not only robbed her of her ability to play and perform music, but also forced her to re-learn how to walk and talk (LINK)

Metallica’s performance at a U.K. festival last week was so loud, it could be heard 15 miles away.  A new sound system might be to blame, with 288 staggered speakers meant to immerse the entire audience

Bring Me the Horizon have revealed that their seventh studio album will be titled Post Human: NeXT GEn and will be out September 15th.

Slipknot released a SURPRISE six-song EP called “Adderall” and two videos. The EP includes previously unreleased tracks and remixes of the song, “Adderall”.  The original version of “Adderall” is the leadoff track on Slipknot’s most recent album, 2022’s The End, So Far.

Midas Man, the movie about the late Beatles manager Brian Epstein, is in post production, but with its third director. Joe Stephenson, who directed Doctor Jekyll, has taken over for Sara Sugarman, who took over for Jonas Åkerlund in 2021. Jacob Fortune-Lloyd from The Queen’s Gambit plays Epstein.

Kelis and Billy Murray are dating and she is not letting anyone in on the juice! An Instagram follower asked Kelis if she would care to address the Billy Murray allegations, because, quote ‘Damn…what he doin’ with all that?’ and Kelis responded, ‘Lol no babe, I wouldn’t bother at all’. Last week several sources said Kelis and Bill Murray have been ‘getting close for awhile’. Both stars have lost spouses in the last two years.

“American Pie” co-stars Jennifer Coolidge and Eddie Kaye Thomas, who played ‘Finch’ aka ‘S-break’ lived together for a few years in the early 2000s, but Jennifer says it was platonic, saying quote, “I wasn’t the love of his life.  He had girlfriends.  My bedroom was across the hallway from his.”

A politician that no one knows is picking a fight with Megan Fox, after he posted a picture of Megan with her three sons and accused her of ABUSING them by forcing them to dress like girls. Megan has talked many times about how he likes to wear dresses. Megan went back at this guy really hard, warning him that, quote, “exploiting my child’s gender identity to gain attention in your political campaign has put you on the wrong side of the universe.”  Brian Austin Green also called the story “totally bogus.” 

Netflix’s crackdown on password sharing led to a boom in new subscriptions.  They also saw an increase in cancellations, but the new sign-ups more than made up for that.

‘Loudwire’ has releases its own list of the 75 best guitarists. Hendrix was named best guitarist for his “technicality, experimentation with distortion and chaotic brilliance,” (https://loudwire.com/top-hard-rock-metal-guitarists-of-all-time/)

  1. Jimi Hendrix
  2. Eddie Van Halen
  3. Black Sabbath’s Tony Iommi
  4. Led Zeppelin’s Jimmy Page
  5. Pantera’s Dimebag Darrell
  6. Deep Purple’s Ritchie Blackmore
  7. Eric Clapton
  8. Jeff Beck
  9. Megadeth’s Dave Mustaine
  10. Queen’s Brian May


Kendra Wilkinson is 38.  She started out as one of Hugh Hefner’s girlfriends on “The Girls Next Door”.  Then she tried to make a go of it with NFL star Hank Baskett . . . but she threw in the towel on their marriage in April of 2018. 

Dave Franco is 38.  Younger brother of James Franco who got to deliver the “21 Jump Street” movie line:  “I don’t want to go to jail!  You know what happens to a handsome guy like me in jail.  It rhymes with GRAPE.  It rhymes with grape.” 

Kenny Wayne Shepherd is 46.  Blues guitar master.  He married Mel Gibson’s daughter, Hannah, in September of 2006. 

Jason Mewes is 49.  Jay from the “Jay and Silent Bob” duo that appears in almost all of Kevin Smith’s movies. 

Scott Thompson is 64.  “Kids in the Hall” star who played Hank’s wonderfully gay assistant Brian on “The Larry Sanders Show”. 

Meredith Brooks is 65.  Biggest hit:  “Bitch” 

Timothy Busfield is 66.  Redheaded Elliot on “thirtysomething” AND Poindexter in “Revenge of the Nerds”.  He was also Danny on “The West Wing”. 

Marv Albert is 82.  Legendary sportscaster who was all about BITING THE LADIES long before that whole modern vampire fad got started.

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Vicky Vette

Today’s birthday girl has been in 435 fine films, including:

– All Star Big Boobs

– America’s Next Top MILF

– The Apprentass 3, 6 and 9

– Big Boob Bonanza

– Big Sausage Pizza 14

– Deep Cheeks 9

– Double Parked 16

– Grand Theft Anal 4

– And who can forget her role in 2003’s Superwhores 1

Vicky Vette is 58 years old

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Dana White reacts to Conor McGregor injuring Miami Heat mascot in stunt gone wrong – LINK