Tony Patrico

THE RIZZUTO SHOW

Monday-Friday 6:00am-10:00am

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Happy 6th Birthday To Us!

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100 TV Shows To Keep You Busy for Weeks of Social Distancing Everyone seems to have recommendations for entertaining ourselves during quarantine . . . but this isn’t a long weekend, it’s LITERALLY indefinite at this point. “USA Today” put together a modest list of 100 shows that will keep you busy for weeks of social…

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Ryan Rick is today's Team Rizz member of the day!

Ryan Rick is today’s Team Rizz member of the day!

Congratulations Ryan, Team Rizz member-of-the-day for Tuesday, March 31st, 2020! Every Team Rizz member-of-the-day receives a limited-edition TEAM RIZZ jersey, on-air mentions by The Rizzuto Show on the day you’re selected, an on-demand song request on that day’s show, a personal phone call from a member of The Rizzuto Show, and your own feature on the main…

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Week 10 Entry 1 – Real or Fake

It’s time for another round of Real or Fake competition! Cast your vote on whether these cans are real or fake and listen Friday in the 9am hour for the results. Brought to you by Patricia’s – Where fun and fantasy meet! Submit your photo for Real or Fake and you could win prizes from…

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Week 10 Entry 2 – Real or Fake

It’s time for another round of Real or Fake competition! Cast your vote on whether these cans are real or fake and listen Friday in the 9am hour for the results. Brought to you by Patricia’s – Where fun and fantasy meet! Submit your photo for Real or Fake and you could win prizes from…

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Week 10 Entry 3 – Real or Fake

It’s time for another round of Real or Fake competition! Cast your vote on whether these cans are real or fake and listen Friday in the 9am hour for the results. Brought to you by Patricia’s – Where fun and fantasy meet! Submit your photo for Real or Fake and you could win prizes from…

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King Scott The Conqueror

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The Four Possible Timelines for Life Returning to Normal A question that, basically, everyone in the world is asking is:  When will life go back to normal?   The vague answer is:  When around 60% to 80% of the population is resistant to coronavirus, either from a vaccine or because they got it, recovered, and developed a temporary…

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Jon Bedenikovic is today's Team Rizz member of the day!

Jon Bedenikovic is today’s Team Rizz member of the day!

Congratulations Jon, Team Rizz member-of-the-day for Monday, March 30th, 2020! Every Team Rizz member-of-the-day receives a limited-edition TEAM RIZZ jersey, on-air mentions by The Rizzuto Show on the day you’re selected, an on-demand song request on that day’s show, a personal phone call from a member of The Rizzuto Show, and your own feature on the main…

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Congrats to KING SCOTT and ALLISON!

Congrats to Allison & our very own King Scott from The Rizzuto Show on their amazing Royal Quarantine Wedding.⁣ To protect your health and to honor the necessary safety measures, King Scott and Allison streamed their wedding on YouTube and Facebook instead of meeting in person, and you can replay the wedding below if you…

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Week 9 Real or Fake results!

Check out the results from another round of Real Or Fake competition! This round the guys are facing the Chain Gang Punishment! Brought to you by Patricia’s – Where fun and fantasy meet! Ladies! Submit your photo for Real or Fake and you could win awesome prizes from Patricia’s! CLICK HERE Here are the cans in question:…

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You Murdered Your Penis

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Should You Wash Your Clothes Anytime You Leave the House Now? We already know we should be washing our hands constantly right now . . . but what about our clothes?  Do we need to wash them if we just run to the grocery store?  It turns out, probably not.  Here are five things to…

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