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Burglar Falls Asleep in AC Room while Committing Theft, Wakes up to Cops Arresting Him – News18

Police free man from handcuffs after girlfriend lost the key – UPI

A Guy Showing Off His Gun at the Grocery Store Accidentally Shoots Himself in the Junk – OregonLive

A Guy Dressed Up as a Bush to Sneak Out During the Quarantine –

A College Student Called in a Fake Bomb Threat Every Time He Hadn’t Done His Homework – Fox9

A Drunk Driver Drops a Fake Name, but the Cop Recognizes Him from School – Yahoo

Drug bust after bike chase, suspect flees saying ‘I just need to poop’ – MyTV30Web

A man from Yakima, Washington, is under arrest and facing a dozen serious drug and identity theft charges after what began with a bicycle missing a light.

Police said Saturday evening, an officer noticed a man without a light on his bicycle.

Ten Fall Activities You Can Still Do Despite the Pandemic – Yahoo

Season 3 of David Letterman’s Netflix talk show premieres October 21st.. My Next Guest Needs No Introduction will have 4 new episodes instead of 6 but it will feature enough big names to make up for it. Letterman’s season three guests will be Kim Kardashian, Lizzo, Dave Chappelle, and Robert Downey, Jr. Each episode is an hour long.

Netflix is dropping Parks and Rec October 1st as it will be moving to NBC’s streaming platform, Peacock. That means it will also no longer be seen on Hulu or Amazon either. It is unclear when the show will arrive on Peacock, however, and if it will be available on the platform’s free tier. And on the topic of popular NBC comedies, The Office is set to leave Netflix as well. So binge on that one while you can because it’ll be gone from that streaming service sometime in 2021.

Saturday Night Live finally has a host and musical guest for the first show of its 46th season. Former cast member Chris Rock will be making his third guest-hosting appearance, while the musical guest is rapper Megan Thee Stallion. The show, which went virtual in the spring due to the pandemic, will be returning to a live-studio format, and feature three new actors: Lauren Holt, Punkie Johnson and Andrew Dismukes. The episode airs on NBC on Oct. 3.

Name the TV theme song. Remember that ’80s TV show “The Fall Guy”, where LEE MAJORS played a movie stuntman who had a side hustle as a bounty hunter?  Well, RYAN GOSLING is turning it into a movie.  It’s apparently not an official remake . . . just a movie with a similar premise. Hollywood has been trying to make a “Fall Guy” movie for years.  There was even one in development in 2013 that would have starred THE ROCK.

Favorite Tom Cruise movie? A morning TV news anchor in Orlando, Florida was doing a report on Tom Cruise taking a Space-X flight.  He also dropped several of Tom’s movie titles while doing it.

What was some of the best advice you ever received? Brad Paisley was recently asked for the best advice he’s ever received . . . and he said it came from his father, when he was 15 and just starting to perform.  Quote, “He used to say to me, ‘You know what, you’re cute . . . but when you’re 20, you have to be better than this, you can’t just be a 15-year-old.  You’re good for 15, but be good for 20.  Get better.

The Grand Ole Opry will re-open to live audiences beginning on Saturday, October 3rd.  Dierks Bentley, Vince Gill, Terri Clark, and Lorrie Morgan will perform. Obviously, safety measures will be in place:  Each show will have a strict capacity cap at 500 audience members, with physically distanced seating that allows groups to sit together but distances them from other audience members. All guests, staff, and Opry operations personnel will be required to wear masks, and there will be no concessions services.

Alice Cooper has become the latest rock star to launch his own line of hot sauces. He’s partnered with the hot sauce distributor Hot Shots for three different flavors: “Welcome To My Nightmare,” “No More Mr. Nice Guy” and “Poison.” Despite the name, “Nightmare” is “the mildest of the three,” reports Blabbermouth, and features “the great taste of the medium heat of Serrano chiles” and “an early flavor of lime.” In contrast, “No More Mr. Nice Guy” has “aged red habanero peppers that create the perfect balance of heat and flavor,” while the hottest sauce is, naturally, “Poison.”  “In general, I don’t believe food should be painful,” Cooper said. “But in the case of my hot sauces, it is PAIN, PLEASURE, PAIN, PLEASURE! Just repeat until satisfied!” The sauces are now available in some stores and online.

National One hit Wonder Day

BILL MURRAY has been using the song “Listen to the Music” by the DOOBIE BROTHERS in ads for his Zero Hucks Given golf shirts . . . without their permission.  And the Doobies are LIVID. Okay, not really.  But they did call him out for it.  The Doobies’ lawyers sent Bill a letter saying they were onto him.  But they tried to make it funny.  Quote, “Maybe you should change the company name to “Zero BUCKS Given.” They added, quote, “It seems like the only person who uses our clients’ music without permission more than you do is Donald Trump.” They also said they’d threaten Bill with eternal damnation, but, quote, “you already earned that with those ‘Garfield’ movies.” And they took a shot at the shirts . . . quote, “We’d almost be OK with it if the shirts weren’t so damn ugly.  But it is what it is.” No word back yet from Bill. 

After collaborating on their new song “Holy”, JUSTIN BIEBER and CHANCE THE RAPPER are giving $250,000 to people affected by the pandemic. They’re teaming up with Cash App to give money to, quote, “those affected by these hard times.”  This sounds like it’s right in line with the meaning of “Holy”, as Justin recently explained . . . quote, “It basically shows how an act of compassion can really change the trajectory of someone’s life or day. “And just having empathy for people.  That’s our goal with this project, is just to inspire, to bring hope in this kind of uncertain, fragile time.”

FitRated.com did a huge survey on the music genres and artists we like to listen to when we’re breaking a sweat.  And the #1 artist is .. LADY GAGA. Pop is the top genre we listen to . . . followed by Hip-Hop, Classic Rock, Alternative, EDM, and Metal. Gaga is obviously the most popular artist in the Pop category . . . Hip-Hop fans prefer THE WEEKND . . . Classic Rockers like to work out to QUEEN . . . for Alternative fans it’s the RED HOT CHILI PEPPERS. . .The EDM crowd is partial to the CHAINSMOKERS . . . and the Metalheads, not surprisingly, are primarily motivated by METALLICA. If you’re looking to optimize your workout, Hip-Hop is your best bet.  Listening to rap apparently leads to the most intense workouts.

The metal band Anthrax have launched “Stop Spreading the Disease” hand sanitizer, in a nod to the 35th anniversary of their second album, 1985’s Spreading the Disease. Drummer Charlie Benante broke the news in an Instagram post in which he was holding a bottle and wrote it was “coming soon,” along with the hashtags #stayhealthy and #clean. Anthrax also recently released bourbon whiskey, so they have no shortage of unique fan offerings.

HALL & OATES have a lot of hits, but they’re celebrating one BILLION streams of one of their more random songs:  “You Make My Dreams“. It wasn’t even initially planned as a single. John Oates says, quote, “It’s amazing, right?  What really gets me about this is when the song was released in 1981, it wasn’t a massive #1 hit . . . we couldn’t have predicted the impact it would have. “It’s become this anthemic feel-good thing.  A lot of it started with its use in the movie ‘500 Days of Summer’.  From there on, it took on this life of its own.” 

Elton John has a new boxed set full of rarities and unreleased songs coming called Elton: Jewel Box. Along with the announcement, he also shared an unreleased song, “Sing Me No Sad Songs,” with lyrics that actually foreshadow two of his big future hits: “Sad Songs” and “Don’t Go Breaking My Heart.” Elton: Jewel Box is due November 13.prince’s estate released a previously-unheard song called “I Need a Man”.  Back in the day, he offered it to Bonnie Raitt.

BIRTHDAYS

Donald Glover is 37.  

T.I. is 40

Chris Owen is 40.  The Shermanator in the “American Pie” movies.

Brian Dunkleman is 49

Catherine Zeta-Jones is 51.

Will Smith is 52.

Scottie Pippen is 55

Heather Locklear is 59

Mark Hamill is 69.  “Star Wars” legend.

Michael Douglas is 76.  Hank Pym in the “Ant-Man” movies.

Serena Williams is 39 

Linda Hamilton is 64.  Sarah Connor in the first two “Terminator” movies

Olivia Newton-John is 72

Avril Lavigne is 36.  She’s Complicated.

Lil’ Wayne is 38.  

Gwyneth Paltrow is 48.

Marc Maron is 57.  Sam Sylvia on “GLOW”.

Meat Loaf is 73

Today’s BURTON BIRTHDAY OF THE DAY…he is a man behind a ton of different songs.  For example:  American Woman, These Eyes, You Ain’t Seen Nothin Yet, Takin Care Of Business and tons more.  He’s in his 700th year of work…from The Guess Who and BTO…Randy Bachman is 77 years young.

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PORNO BIRTHDAY

SISSI SWING

Today’s birthday girl has been pinned down more times than a freshman wrestling on the varsity team in 112 fine films including:

  • Ass Traffic
  • Some Dirty Wicked Bitches
  • Lexington Love Has Huge White Boobs
  • Legs
  • The North Pole
  • Pink Eye Volume 4
  • Trust
  • And who could forget…her unforgettable role in…When The Porn Stars Play:  WAY More Than She Expected.

SISSI SWING is 42 YEARS OLD

The Cardinals have picked up the victory against the Brewers in the opener of the final series of the regular season with a 4-2 win.  KK picked up the win and Andrew Mille recorded the save.  In the win, Yadier Molina picked up hit #2000.  There’s a double header tonight as Jack Flaherty will get the start in game 1 and Daniel Ponce de Leon will get the start in Game 2.  Game 1 first pitch is scheduled for 4:25PM.

The only NEW team to clinch yesterday was the Toronto Blue Jays who will be in the post season for the first time in 4 years.

The  Cubs are planning to allow around 50 percent capacity at Wrigley Field to begin the 2021 season amid the COVID-19 pandemic. Season-ticket holders will get first priority for seating. Since they make up about 50 percent of the stadium’s capacity, it’s feasible that season-ticket holders will be the only fans allowed in the ballpark. The decision is in response to advice from medical experts, as well as restrictions because of local ordinances. Chicago is hoping to allow full capacity at Wrigley Field before the 2021 season ends, but there is no guarantee that will happen with medical experts uncertain about when there will be a COVID-19 vaccine.

Miami’s Ryan Fitzpatrick became the first NFL player since at least 1950 to record at least one victory for six different teams against a single opponent. It was an accomplishment only Fitzpatrick could achieve. After leading the visiting Miami Dolphins to a 31-13 victory in Jacksonville, the bounced around quarterback has now defeated the Jaguars as a member of the Dolphins,  Bengals,  Bills,  Titans,  Texans and  Jets.

A single win is all that stands between the Lakers and their first NBA Finals trip since 2010. Los Angeles defeated the Nuggets 114-108 in Thursday’s Game 4 of the Western Conference Finals. Anthony Davis and LeBron James led the way in the latest win, helping their team seize a commanding 3-1 lead in the series.  Jamal Murray spearheaded the losing effort for Denver, which is in a familiar scenario. It overcame 3-1 deficits in each of the first two rounds.  The Heat and Celtics play game 5 tonight.  The Miami Heat with a win would move on to the NBA finals. 

Tomorrow the Lightning and the Stars will play Game 4 of the Stanley Cup Finals.  The Lightning are currently up 2-1.  Puck drops at 7PM on Saturday.

Mizzou will take on the 2nd ranked college football team tomorrow.  Alabama will be at Mizzou for the 6PM game.  This will be Mizzou’s first game of the year and the same goes for Alabama.  Bama is a 27-point favorite in the game.  Kick off is scheduled for 6PM. 

The Pac-12 will play a seven-game conference football season beginning Nov. 6. The decision, voted on by the Pac-12’s CEO group, is an official reversal after the conference announced in early August it would postpone all sports until at least Jan. 1, citing health concerns related to the coronavirus pandemic. In a release, the Pac-12 said men’s and women’s basketball can begin Nov. 25 while other winter sports can begin in line with their respective NCAA seasons. The Mountain West will play an eight-game football season starting the weekend of Oct. 24. The Mountain West championship game will take place Dec. 19, a day before the College Football Playoff selections. The season and the ability to have fans in attendance are subject to approval from state and local public health officials.

During Thursday’s press conference ahead of Saturday’s UFC 253, UFC president Dana White was asked about Colby Covington’s recent comments that have been called racist by some fighters in the organization. White responded by saying that the promotion doesn’t “muzzle anybody.” Following his victory over Tyron Woodley last Saturday, Covington was involved with a post-fight verbal altercation with Kamaru Usman, who hails from Nigeria. During the exchange, Covington asked if Usman got a call from his “little tribe” using “smoke signals.” Covington also got a call from President Donald Trump after the fight, and is a longtime Trump supporter. In addition, Covington described Woodley as “someone standing up for lifelong criminals.” Covington also criticized “woke athletes” like LeBron James.