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Man arrested for going through Taco Bell drive-thru naked, said clothes were in washer – KomoNews

The Oklahoma City Police Department responded to a Taco Bell in the 1000 block of S. Meridian Saturday night just before 9:00 p.m. in reference to a call about a man going through the drive-thru naked.

According to police reports, Christopher Sale, 61, was in his vehicle in the drive-thru completely naked. Sale paid for his order at the restaurant and then reportedly asked the employees for an additional taco.

Adult baby struggles to find work as employers don’t like him wearing nappies – Mirror

68-year-old dies following road rage altercation on I-64 – Fox2Now

A Woman Has a Four-Foot Snake Crawl Down Her Throat While She Sleeps – TheSun

You Don’t Have to Treat Your Coworkers Like Garbage to Get Ahead – CNN

Coors Light Is Holding a Contest to Send You to Your Zoom Background – FoxNews

Look, Up In the Sky: Amazon Gets Approval to Deliver Packages by Drone – Billboard

E-scooter injuries led to nearly 30,000 ER visits in 2019, study shows – UPI

What’s Your “Gas Station Order” on a Road Trip? – Delish

It’s probably time to start making plans for a Zoom Thanksgiving.  Public health experts say that factors like schools reopening, cold weather, holiday travel, and fatigue over social distancing and masks will make in-person Thanksgiving risky.

Your latest coronavirus product shortage is . . . boats.  There’s been a huge increase in boat sales during the pandemic as people have been looking for safe activities to do.

There’s a petition going around asking that a CHADWICK BOSEMAN statue be constructed in his hometown of Anderson, South Carolina. But there’s a catch . . . the petition demands that it replace a 118-year-old Confederate memorial, which has an inscription that says, quote, “The world shall yet decide in truth’s clear far off light, that the soldiers who wore the gray and died with [General] Lee were in the right.”  Which isn’t even subtle. That Confederate memorial was vandalized back in June, and some locals HAVE tried to get it removed, since it’s on public land in the middle of the town. But the change is a long-shot, because it’s currently illegal to remove or alter monuments dedicated to Confederate war efforts in the state of South Carolina. Those laws would have to be repealed . . . then the town could put the removal proposal on a local ballot . . . and THEN they’d have to approve a new statue of Chadwick.  So, yeah, it’s probably not happening overnight. The mayor of Anderson said they’re planning tributes . . . but he didn’t mention anything about a statue or the Confederate memorial.

Ron Jeremy, who recently pled not guilty to allegations that he sexually assaulted four women in West Hollywood, California, between 2014 and 2019, was charged with 20 additional counts of sexual assault and groping on Monday in Los Angeles County which brings the total number of charges pending against the porn star to 28. And that may be just the tip of the iceberg: In July, an anonymous source told The Times that the L.A. County Sheriff’s Department had received 30 new allegations of sexual assault against Jeremy involving incidents that took place as far back as 2000.

The inmate who recently attacked R. Kelly in his Chicago jail cell has “F–k the Feds” tattooed to his face and tried to stab him with a pen, court records showed Monday. Kelly was sleeping in his cell last Wednesday when the “violent” inmate crept in and started “stomping on [Kelly’s] head, repeatedly,” according to a motion filed by Kelly’s attorney Steven Greenberg asking the court to release him on bail. Greenberg alleged the inmate also had “an ink pen with him that he was going to use to stab Mr. Kelly” but others grabbed him before he could use it. “This is an inmate that never should have been anywhere near Mr. Kelly, an individual who is charged with the most violent of crimes, and one who plainly has no respect for the rules, he has the phrase ‘Fu** The Feds’ tattooed on his face,”

Singer Adele has brought great joy through her songs to millions of people. She took some time off. She was always a bit heavy by societal standards and has by all accounts gotten healthy and is in good spirits. Yet people immediately roast her for wearing a Jamacian flag bikini top and Bantu Knots which is something typically worn by black women. She was posting about the Notting  Hill Carnival  postponed due to the pandemic, but usually attracts millions of people to celebrate the British West Indian community. Social media users weren’t pleased. “This is what happens when you invite too many people to the cookout, no more invites,” said one Twitter user. “With all this racial injustice going on Adele thought this was ok?” said another. 

Apparrently MADONNA is hanging out with Diablo Cody the screenwriter and rumor is they are working on a bio movie for Madonna. Madonna started following Julia Garner the blonde with the curly hair on Ozark so theres your rumor that she will play Madonna in a movie. 

Sylvester Stallone is re-releasing “Rocky IV” after kinda stepping back and taking a look. He talked about the project on Instagram over the weekend that he will be putting out a director’s cut. This is the Ivan Drago one.  Stallone writes, “For the 35th anniversary Rocky 4 Is getting a new DIRECTORS cut by me. So far it looks great. Soulful.. Thank you MGM For this opportunity to entertain.” Is he adding scenes or deleting stuff? He IS leaving something out of the recut…SICO the AI robot he gives Paulie for his birthday.  Stalone says, “The robot is going to the junkyard forever. No more robot,”  

Netflix has just opened up some of its content for FREE for non-subscribers . . . including movies like “Bird Box” and “Murder Mystery”, and TV shows like “Stranger Things”“Grace & Frankie”, and “The Two Popes”. But don’t get worked up about it . . . it’s just a promotion to get people to sign up.  Non-subscribers won’t be able to binge a full season of those shows . . . just a few episodes. Netflix says, quote, “Netflix is the premier destination for all your entertainment needs.  But don’t take our word for it . . . check out some of our favorite movies and TV shows, absolutely free.”  The free titles are only available through PC web browsers and Android devices . . . people who use TV apps and Apple iOS browsers are out of luck.

You know how everyone is excited for that “Friends” reunion special?  Well, now there’s going to be one for “The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air” too.  Like the “Friends” one, it’ll also be on HBO Max. Will Smith is onboard, obviously . . . along with Tatyana Ali (Ashley), Karyn Parsons (Hilary), Joseph Marcell (Geoffrey), Daphne Maxwell Reid (Aunt Viv #2), Alfonso Ribeiro (Carlton), and DJ Jazzy Jeff, who had a recurring role. There will also be some “surprise guests” . . . although sadly they won’t include James Avery (Uncle Phil), who passed away in 2013.  Also, it’s VERY unlikely that the original Aunt Viv Janet Hubert-Whitten will be involved, since she’s NOT on good terms with Will or the other cast members. The special is scheduled to tape September 10th . . . the 30th anniversary of the debut . . . and air sometime around Thanksgiving. By the way, this has nothing to do with the “gritty” reboot of “The Fresh Prince”, that’s in development.  That one doesn’t have a network yet, but HBO Max IS one of the possibilities.

ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER is taking his first stab at scripted TV.  He’s starring in a father / daughter spy series.  There’s no word yet on a title, network, or premiere date. This isn’t technically his first TV series.  He took over “The Apprentice” for a season after DONALD TRUMP left the show to run for president. Arnold will next be seen in “Kung Fury 2”, and he’s still attached to “Triplets” . . . a sequel to his 1988 classic “Twins”.

Cobra Kai is the most popular series on Netflix. The first two seasons hit over the weekend after originally being an exclusive YouTube Red show. Netflix has taken over and is calling The Karate Kid series an Original, with the third season coming next year. A release date has not been announced.

“The X-Files” is coming back.  Sort of.  It’s being turned into an ANIMATED COMEDY at Fox. It’s not clear if Mulder and Scully will ever appear, but the show’s not about them.  It focuses on a “B-team” of misfits who investigate cases that are too ridiculous for the big-time agents. It’ll be called “The X-Files: Albuquerque”.

A new video game called “Airplane Mode” simulates the experience of being an economy class passenger on an airplane.  It was in the works before the pandemic hit, but it’s just coming out now.  So if you really miss flying, now you can pretend.  (Here’s a clip from the trailer where the pilot talks over the intercom, and a baby cries softly in the background.)

“Daily Show” host TREVOR NOAH is dating actress MINKA KELLY,and according to sources, it’s getting serious.  They’ve reportedly been together for a few months. Minka was last linked to Jesse Williams from “Grey’s Anatomy”.  She has also dated Chris Evans, Derek Jeter, and Wilmer Valderrama.  She’s 40 years old.

Trevor’s last known girlfriend was a woman named Jordan Taylor back in 2017.  But he’s pretty private about his personal life.  He’s 36. 

In a new interview for elle.com HAILEY BALDWIN says is annoyed that husband JUSTIN BIEBER has longer eyelashes than she does. No word yet on whether she can even.

The Marvel superhero “New Mutants” took in $7 million in more than 2,400 theaters. And that’s with only about 62% of theaters open . . . and parts of the South being devastated by Hurricane Laura. RUSSELL CROWE’s “Unhinged” made another $2.6 million, after opening with $4 million last weekend. “Bill & Ted Face the Music” earned more than $1 million.  It only opened in about 1,000 theaters, and a lot of people probably stayed home to watch it, because it was also available on demand for $20

Buzzfeed list Marvel movies in the order to make the most sense to watch and follow along with the storylines.


  1. Captain America: The First Avenger (2011)
  2. Captain Marvel (2019)
  3. Iron Man (2008)
  4. Iron Man 2 (2010)
  5. The Incredible Hulk (2008)
  6. Thor (2011)
  7. The Avengers (2012)
  8. Iron Man 3 (2013)
  9. Thor: The Dark World (2013)
  10. Captain America: The Winter Soldier (2014)
  11. Guardians of the Galaxy (2014)
  12. Guardians of the Galaxy: Vol. 2 (2017)
  13. Avengers: Age of Ultron (2015)
  14. Ant-Man (2015)
  15. Captain America: Civil War (2016)
  16. Spider-Man: Homecoming (2017)
  17. Black Panther (2018) 
  18. Doctor Strange (2016)
  19. Thor: Ragnarok (2017)
  20. Avengers: Infinity War (2018)
  21. Ant-Man and the Wasp (2018)
  22. Avengers: Endgame (2019)
  23. Spider-Man: Far From Home (2019)

The movie “Airplane!” turned 40 this summer, so Britain’s “Independent newspaper put together a list of the 10 greatest SPOOF movies.  And “Airplane!” is NOT #1.

1.  “Blazing Saddles”, 1974

2.  “Airplane!”, 1980

3.  “Young Frankenstein”, 1974

4.  “This Is Spinal Tap”, 1984

5.  “Monty Python and the Holy Grail”, 1975

6.  “Shaun of the Dead”, 2004

7.  “The Naked Gun: From the Files of Police Squad!”, 1988

8.  “The Rutles: All You Need Is Cash”, 1978

9.  “Dead Men Don’t Wear Plaid”, 1982

10.  “Love at First Bite”, 1979

Some “snubs” could include:  “Austin Powers”, “Spaceballs”, “Tropic Thunder”, “High Anxiety”, “Hot Shots”, “Walk Hard”, “Johnny English”, and “Scary Movie”.

BIRTHDAYS

Zendaya
 
is 24.  

Padma Lakshmi is 50.  Top Chef host.

Gloria Estefan is 63.  Her solo hits include Cuts Both WaysHere We Are, and Coming Out of the Dark

Billy Blanks is 65.  He invented Tae-Bo

Barry Gibb is 74.  The Last Bee-Gee Standing.

Lily Tomlin is 81.  

Today’s BURTON BIRTHDAY OF THE DAY…he is an American television personality…an author…the host of a television show…and…he was a legit doctor but hasn’t been practicing sit her hit in big back in 2006.  He became famous because of his connection with Oprah.  Yes…someone did touch his pee pee.  Dr Phil is 70 years young today. 

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PORNO BIRTHDAY

RUBY REYES

Today’s birthday girl has NOT prevented many men from going south of the border in 57 fine films including:

  • Couples & The Babysitter
  • Foot Fetish Daily
  • Hot Sauce Volume 8
  • Miley Cyrus’ 18th Birthday
  • Make Me A Porn Volume 2
  • Throated
  • And who could forget….her unforgettable role in….I’m Addicted To It And That’s Embarrassing

RUBY REYES is 31 YEARS OLD

The Cardinals won yesterday against the Reds after Paul DeJong stepped to the plate and this happened!  It was DeJong first career Grand Slam as the Cards went on to win 7-5 against the Reds.  The two teams are back at it again tonight.  The Cards send Kim to the mound for the start, first pitch is scheduled for 5:40PM. 

The 2020 MLB trade deadline arrived at 3 p.m. yesterday, and with it came a flurry of activity. The San Diego Padres didn’t wait for deadline day to start their wheeling and dealing. On Saturday, Royals closer Trevor Rosenthal was acquired and on Sunday, they added Red Sox first baseman Mitch Moreland and Angels catcher Jason Castro before pulling the trigger on a huge seven-player deal with the Mariners for catcher Austin Nola. For the Padres, it was just an appetizer, and the main course was served on Monday afternoon. In a massive nine-player swap that sent six players to the Indians, right-hander Mike Clevinger was acquired to serve as the new ace of the staff.  Other deadline deals had the DBacks sending Starling Marte to the Marlins and Robbie Ray to the Blue Jays, the D-backs also traded closer Archie Bradley to the Cincinnati Reds. 

The Oakland As announced Monday their next two games against the Mariners have been postponed to allow for continued COVID-19 testing and contact tracing. A member of the Athletics organization tested positive for COVID-19, causing the postponement of Sunday’s game against the Houston Astros. Oakland was scheduled to begin a three-game series against the Mariners on Tuesday, but the games have been postponed until at least Thursday. It’s the first time games in the West divisions have been postponed as a result of the coronavirus pandemic.

The Yankees called up pitcher Miguel Yajure on Thursday and gave him uniform No. 89. It was the only number remaining from 0 to 99 that had never been worn by a major league player. According to Baseball-Reference.com, the 2020 season began with three numbers that had never been issued: 86, 89 and 92. The St. Louis Cardinals eliminated two of those numbers by issuing No. 86 to reliever Jesus Cruz and No. 89 to reliever Génesis Cabrera.

In the NHL, last night the Tampa Bay Lightning eliminated the Boston Bruins after a 3-2 win in Double Overtime.  The Lightning now wait for the winner of the other Eastern conference game between the Islanders and the Flyers.  And that series could end tonight with a New York win.  The other game last night had the Avs beating the Stars 6-3.  Dallas is still up in that series 3-2.  Tonight, you can watc the Golden Knights try and eliminate the Vancouver Canucks.  Puck drop for that game is at 8:45PM.

The NBA playoffs continued last night as Milwaukee lost to the Heat in game 1 of their Easter Conference semi-final matchup.  The Thunder forced Game 7 with a win over the Rockets.  Tonight, the Celtics and Raptors have game 2 of their series with the Celtics up 1-0, and the Nuggets and Jazz will play Game 7 of their series.

The Jacksonville Jaguars surprisingly cut running back Leonard Fournette on Monday. According to the Jaguars, they actually had tried to trade him for months to no avail. After his release, Fournette issued a thank you to Jaguars fans for his time in Jacksonville. The 25-year-old was the No. 4 overall pick in the 2017 NFL draft and impressed in his rookie campaign, rushing for 1,040 yards and nine touchdowns in 13 games. The Jaguars had the New England Patriots on the ropes in the AFC Championship Game in the 2017 season, though they couldn’t finish the job. From there, things fell apart. The Jags went just 5-11 in 2018, and Fournette appeared in only eight games. While injuries were an issue, he was also suspended for the team’s Dec. 2 game against the Indianapolis Colts after getting into a fight against the Buffalo Bills the previous week.

Notre Dame announced Monday that it will limit home-game capacity at Notre Dame Stadium to 20 percent or less during the 2020 football season as a safety precaution amid the COVID-19 pandemic. The announcement explained any student who wants to buy a ticket will be allowed to do so, while any remaining tickets will go to faculty and staff. All those who attend must also wear masks. Notre Dame is typically an independent program without a conference affiliation for football, but this year will be an exception. The Fighting Irish joined the ACC, which is where they play basketball, as a number of teams and conferences postponed play across the country.

Iowa State will allow fans to attend its season opener amid the coronavirus pandemic. The Cyclones announced Monday that approximately 25,000 spectators are expected to attend their Sept. 12 matchup against Louisiana.  In a letter to fans, their athletic director said the crowd will consist of season ticket holders only. Everyone in attendance must wear a face covering at all times, and anyone who refuses to wear one will be denied access and/or removed from the stadium. No tailgating will be permitted, and Pollard asked everyone to “honor other fans’ wishes for physical distancing.”Top-seeded Novak Djokovic cruised in the first round of the 2020 U.S. Open on Monday. As was the case with everyone else, Djokovic didn’t have the benefit of a traditional buildup to the tournament thanks to the COVID-19 pandemic. But he claimed the men’s singles title in the Western & Southern Open last week. With Monday’s victory, he’s now 24-0 on the season.

American teenager Coco Gauff had a short run at the U.S. Open after falling to Latvian Anastasija Sevastova yesterday. During the first-round match, Gauff’s struggles were apparent early. She dropped the first set but rallied to win the first two games of the second set. However, the 16-year-old struggled with her serve throughout the day. Gauff reminded fans why she loves to battle and took advantage of some errors to win the final three games of the second set and force a third set. Although they remained close early on, Sevastova pulled away to win the final set, 6–4, to knock out Gauff.