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Louisiana man, 36, is arrested when Florida parents discover he has been living in their 15-year-old daughter’s closet for more than a MONTH after he met the teen online two years ago and traveled to meet her for sex – Dailymail

Cyclist rides 2,500 miles from Poo Poo Point to Pee Pee Creek – UPI

Amazon Vs. Target Vs. Walmart: Let The Sales Battle Begin – Benzinga

Sitting on an Exercise Ball at Work Isn’t Better for You . . . and Might Even Be Worse – WaPo

A Court Rules That Subway’s Bread Is Too Sugary to Count as Bread – Independent

A Dad Is So Stressed Out Helping His Kid with Math Homework He Has a Heart Attack – NYPost

Halloween Candy Sales Are Up 26% This Year Even as Halloween Looks Different – PRNewswire

Thrown chair killed man at 2019 Dave Matthews Band concert in Maryland Heights, lawsuit says – STLToday

Parkway School District allowing K-8 students back in the classroom – KMOV

Hotels all over the country are offering “schoolcations” for families . . . you go on vacation, the parents can relax at the resort, and a paid staff makes sure your kids are on Zoom and doing their schoolwork.  I bet your kids will LOVE that idea.

A soccer stadium in the U.K. that’s been shut down for COVID-19 has become a very popular spot for people to go get-it-on in public during the pandemic.  The British term for public or semi-public sex is “dogging,” by the way.

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The board game Monopoly can cause a bit of tension amongst the players. Business deals to try to screw over your competition. Good family fun. OR Monoploy is coming out with a kinder gentler version. The new version is full of “happy little accidents” and “happy little trees”.  Yes Hasbro has a new addition of Monopoly centered around Bob Ross and his Joy of Painting TV series. The challenge? To buy, sell, and trade Bob Ross’ works of art Rather than financially destroy your opponents, this peaceful version of Monopoly simply invites players to “take advantage of whatever happens.” In keeping with the Bob Ross theme, the game includes 16 “happy little accident” cards, 16 The Joy of Painting cards, 32 cabins, and 12 covered bridges. No top hat, thimble, or pair of boots in the game, either. The pieces in this set include a paint palette, pine tree, easel, and more.

Ranker list of the best sitcoms of all time 

1 The Office

2 Friends

3 Seinfeld

4 How I Met Your Mother

5 The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air

6 Parks and Recreation

7 That ’70s Show

8 The Addams Family

9 Modern Family

10 The Flintstones

11 The Golden Girls… 14 I Love Lucy…15 Married… with Children…16 Frasier…17 The Big Bang Theory…18 Home Improvement…19 Two and a Half Men…20 Brooklyn Nine-Nine…23The King of Queens…32 The Simpsons…34 It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia…40 South Park…41 Everybody Loves Raymond…42 Arrested Development…43 Family Ties… 45 Family Guy…51 Cheers

On “The Masked Singer” last night, the Gremlin self-eliminated.  It was Mickey Rourke.  This is the first time a contestant has taken themselves out of the game. (AUDIO)

What Are The Odds That Tom Hardy is The Next James Bond? Apparently the odds are so high betting sites are turning down the money. US-Bookies.com wrote that “oddsmakers firmly believe that Tom Hardy has been chosen for the 007 role and have stopped taking bets on who will be the next James Bond.”  The odds of the ‘Venom’ actor being named as the next Bond have gone from 8-to-1 to 1-to-3 in only four months. ‘Dr. Who’ actor James Norton was given the best odds to play James Bond only 3 months ago at 2-to-1.    

AC/DC has reunited, with former vocalist Brian Johnson, bassist Cliff Williams and drummer Phil Rudd joining guitarist Angus Young for an official band pic released this week. AC/DC has spent the last week teasing something big by reactivating their social media channels, updating their website and even leaving posters in front of Young’s childhood school. The clues left by the band seem to tease at a brand new AC/DC album  called ‘Power Up’.  

According to a new study, the average American has watched 20 movies over the past two months, which is roughly ONE every THREE days.  Unfortunately for movie exhibitors, very VERY few of those were at theaters. The average person has also binged FOUR shows in those two months. The average person is watching an ADDITIONAL FOUR HOURS of content a day, on top of what they were watching at the start of quarantine in March or April.  And THAT was surely up from the months before the pandemic. About 40% say they’re struggling to find new content on streamers after exhausting their options earlier in quarantine . . . and 35% have moved on to a new streaming service to find different content options. 37% would even be cool trying a streaming service with ads . . . just to find something to watch that they haven’t seen. And 44% are also taking advantage of the quarantine to catch-up on shows they’ve missed. But these subscriptions DO add up, especially when unemployment has been soaring.  Three in 10 respondents are facing financial difficulties, which are causing them to reevaluate which streaming services they subscribe to.

List from The Ringer…male movie stars who have had the most on screen sex, from an actual time standpoint…Here are the 10 actors who’ve racked up the most action, only with the total number of seconds they’ve had sex on screen

  1. Keanu Reeves (568.92 seconds)
  2. Robert Pattinson (410.95 seconds)
  3. Jake Gyllenhaal (404.51 seconds)
  4. Brad Pitt (392.07 seconds)
  5. Robert Downey Jr. (337.14 seconds)
  6. Mark Wahlberg (320.26 seconds)
  7. Leonardo DiCaprio (260.62 seconds)
  8. Ben Affleck (184 seconds)
  9. Tom Cruise (176 seconds)
  10. Timothee Chalamet (162.33 seconds)

Kelly Clarkson’s longtime management company filed suit and has claimed the singer owes them over $1 million in unpaid commissions. They say Ms. Clarkson has not paid the full commission owed for this year’s work on The Voice and her talk show, The Kelly Clarkson Show. She has been represented by the management company for the last 13 years and has been paying them a 15% commission on her gross earnings, according to an oral contract she agreed to back in 2007. The suit claims that the singer has only paid the firm $1.9 million this year, and still owes them another $1.4 million. 

Some website has put together a list of the 50 highest-earning celebrity BRANDS . . . you know, like DR. DRE and Beats, which happens to be #1.  Here’s the Top 25:

1.  Beats Electronics, Dr. Dre, estimated annual revenue $1.5 billion

2.  Yeezy, Kanye West, $1.3 billion

3.  The Jessica Simpson Collection, Jessica Simpson, $1 billion

4.  Fenty Beauty, Rihanna, $570 million

5.  Fenty (Fashion House), Rihanna, $387.6 million

6.  Honest Company, Jessica Alba, $380.9 million

7.  Fabletics, Kate Hudson, $300 million

8.  Kylie Cosmetics, Kylie Jenner, $177 million

9.  Savage X Fenty, Rihanna, $150 million

10.  Tidal, Jay-Z, $147.6 million

11.  The Row, Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen, $147 million

12.  KKW Beauty, Kim Kardashian, $100 million

13.  Flower Beauty, Drew Barrymore, $50 million

(Tie) 14.  Victoria Beckham, Victoria Beckham, $44.2 million

(Tie) 14.  Syco Music, Simon Cowell, $44.2 million

16.  Casamigos, George Clooney, $36 million

17.  40/40 Club, Jay-Z, $30.5 million

(Tie) 18.  Wahlburgers, Mark Wahlberg, $30 million

(Tie) 18.  Nobu, Robert De Niro, $30 million

20.  Oprah Winfrey Network, Oprah Winfrey, $26.6 million

(Tie) 21.  Roc Nation, Jay-Z, $25 million

(Tie) 21.  Kylie Skin, Kylie Jenner, $25 million

23.  Funny or Die, Will Ferrell, $21.6 million

24.  Overbrook Entertainment, Will Smith, $21.3 million

(Tie) 25.  Sugarpova, Maria Sharapova, $20 million

(Tie) 25.  Goop, Gwyneth Paltrow, $20 million

Conan the Barbarian was NOT killed by that JASON MOMOA remake in 2011.  He’s coming back again . . . this time at Netflix. They just bought the movie and series rights to the character.  First up is a live-action series.  There’s no word yet on a plot or cast.  ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER brought Conan to life in the 1982 movie “Conan the Barbarian” and its 1984 sequel “Conan the Destroyer”.

How close were JOHN LENNON and YOKO ONO?  So close that apparently, they POOPED TOGETHER. That’s according to JUDAS PRIEST singer ROB HALFORD in his new autobiography “Confess”. Priest worked on their 1980 album “British Steel” at an estate that was once owned by John and Yoko.  By that time, it actually belonged to RINGO STARR . . . but one interesting feature of theirs remained. There was a bathroom with two toilets, side-by-side.  Each had a nameplate.  One said “John”, and the other said “Yoko”. Halford says, quote, “I tried to imagine them sitting side by side, holding hands, having a poo.  Truly, sometimes love knows no bounds.”

Believe it or not, there’s a Guinness World Record for Most Tattoos of the Same Musician. And it’s held by a 35-year-old British woman named Nikki Patterson, who has 16 tattoos of EMINEM on her body. She earned the record with 15 tattoos back in March, but she’s added another one since then.  She was 19 when she got her first one.Nikki has 52 tats overall, and 28 of them are based on Eminem . . . including the 16 portraits. She says, quote, “I heard ‘Stan’ when I was 14 and had never heard anything like that before.  It blew me away.  [Eminem has] been the one constant in my life.”

BIRTHDAYS

Brie Larson is 31.  

Zach Galifianakis is 51

Cindy Margolis is 55

Mark McGwire is 57

Randy Quaid is 70

Stephen Collins is 73.  Disgraced “7th Heaven” star

Rod Carew is 75.  Baseball Hall of Famer.

Julie Andrews is 85

Today’s BURTON BIRTHDAY OF THE DAY…he was a peanut farmer….and then became the governor of Georgia….eventually…he became the 39th president of the United States….Former President Jimmy Carter is 96 years old. 

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PORNO BIRTHDAY

TARA JOY

Today’s birthday girl has been used as relief more than any Advil, Tylenol, or Aleve in 224 fine films including:

  • All Venus, No Penis
  • Ass Traffic
  • Man Hammer
  • Mission: Anal
  • Real Life Whores
  • You’re Perverted
  • Wild Moms
  • And who could forget…her unforgettable role in…Bangsta’s Paradise

TARA JOY is 39 YEARS OLD

Paul Goldschmidt got the scoring started early for the Cardinals as he hit a homer in the 1st and the Cards were up 4-0 early against San Diego.  The Cards didn’t stop there as the Padres scored a run in each of the first three innings but the Cards put up 2 in the 3rd.  Yadier Molina went 3 for 5 with a double and an RBI.  Final score Cardinals 7. Padres 4.  Game 2 of the series is today 6PM.

Baseball fans have never seen anything quite like September 30, 2020. With an expanded field of 16 playoff teams, Wednesday contained wall-to-wall playoff baseball. The first pitch of the Reds vs. Braves game was thrown at 11:08 a.m., and the first pitch of the Brewers vs. Dodgers game was not until 8:08 p.m. All told, eight games of playoff baseball were played, and there’s plenty more on tap as the postseason sprint continues with both leagues in action once again tonight. 

Some highlights, the Braves walked off against the Reds and took the win in Game 1.  The White Sox got the win against the As and tied up that series.  Houston swept the Twins 2-0.  The Marlins got the win in Game 1 against the Cubs.  The Rays beat the Blue Jays and sweep that series 2-0.  Yankees ended up coming back and beating the Indians 10-9 and the Dodgers beat the Brewers 4-2.  Today we see game 2 of the Reds/Braves, Marlins/Cubs, and Brewers/Dodgers.  We will get a winner in the A’s White Sox series.

In the NBA, the LA Lakers ROLLED through the Miami Heat easily last night.  They picked up the 116-98 win and legit looked like a pro team playing a JV high school team.  Game 2 of the series will be tomorrow. 

Thursday Night Football tonight comes to us from New York as the Jets take on the Broncos.  Kick off is scheduled for 7:20 and make sure to get your picks in at 1057thepoint.com/picks.

For the first time in more than 50 years, the NASCAR Cup Series schedule will include a dirt race. East Tennessee’s Bristol Motor Speedway will fill its 0.533-mile track with dirt for the first such race since Sept. 30, 1970. The event is scheduled for March 28. Richard Petty was the last driver who won last Cup Series dirt race at State Fairgrounds Speedway in Raleigh, North Carolina. Also in 2021, NASCAR will no longer race at Kentucky Speedway or Chicagoland Speedway; both are 1.5-mile intermediate tracks that are the most common in the series.

The San Diego Loyal walked off the field in protest Wednesday night, saying a Phoenix Rising player used an anti-gay slur directed at midfielder Collin Martin in the first half of their USL Championship match. Martin is an openly gay player. The game, played in San Diego, was not recognized in the league’s results from Wednesday, and the match has been ruled a forfeit. The USL Championship said it was investigating the incident.

The third bout between Tyson Fury and Deontay Wilder will have to wait. Top Rank fight promotors said that the two heavyweight boxers will reschedule their second rematch, planned for December 19, to avoid conflicts with football season. “We’re moving off because there’s five conference championship games that day and night, plus two NFL games. So we can’t go with the 19th, we’re looking at other dates right now because ESPN advised us.” There’s a possibility the new date could be earlier in December.

There may be a bout between Conor McGregor and Dustin Poirier in the relatively near future. UFC formally offered McGregor the fight on Tuesday. However, Okamoto noted the two sides have not reached an agreement and the process is “not even close” to finished. Still, offering the contract is a key step toward making the fight a reality.  The two fighters are certainly familiar with each other. On Wednesday, McGregor announced he will compete in a “martial art sparring match” with Poirier on Dec. 12, with proceeds going to charity. They also faced each other in September 2014, and McGregor had no trouble during a first-round knockout victory.