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Cuffing season” is the name for the time of year when people usually try to lock down a new relationship so they aren’t alone during the holidays.  It usually starts in November . . . but because of uncertainty with the pandemic, it’s already happening.

Are You a Good Husband or Wife by 1939 Standards? –WRCBTV

Twice as Many Couples Have Broken Up This Year Than Last Year? – PRNewswire

People with These Zodiac Signs Are Most Open to Having Threesomes – PRNewswire

Two drunk women, one naked, charged for fighting on front lawn: University Heights police blotter – Cleveland.

At 4:25 a.m. Sept. 19, police were dispatched to a residence on a report of two females fighting in the front yard. One of the females was naked.

Youth Sports restrictions changing in City of St. Louis – Fox2Now

Have You Ever Canceled Plans So You Could Hang with Your Dog? – BusinessWire

The Company That Makes Sexy Pop Culture Halloween Costumes Says They Won’t Make a Coronavirus One – BusinessInsider

MTA workers had hidden ‘man cave’ below Grand Central tracks, IG report finds – NYPost

Ring Makes a Security Drone for Your House and Amazon Alexa Can Now Take Care of a Crying Baby – CNET

Vietnamese factory accused of recycling about 320,000 used condoms – LATImes

Joaquin Phoenix missed a film festival showing a film he produced. Good reason, he was at the birth of his soon with wife Rooney Mara. They now have a new son..his name reportedly is River. Tha would be a tribute to Phoenix’s older brother River, who died in 1993 at age 23. They never officially confirmed the pregnancy, let alone the birth.

Bummer to report but Dax Shepard has relapsed after 16 years of sobriety. Pain pills got him. I believe it used to be booze. So in 2012 his dad was dying and he was taking care of him. Giving Dad pain pills he would take some for himself for a motorcycle accident. He had a Vicodin script so no big deal he thought.  He eventually told his wife Kriten Bell. They call his sponsor NBD.  Then he gets hurt again. Has a script but doesn’t want to take them at night because he cant sleep on them. He starts saving them for during the day. Then that bike accident earlier this we talked about. Now he says “for the last 8 weeks” he’s been “on them all day”.  He IS allowed to be on them as he has a script but he is taking more per day then he is supposed to so he cant get refills when he needs them.

BILL MURRAY’s lawyers responded to attorneys for the DOOBIE BROTHERS, who called Bill out for using their song “Listen to the Music” in ads for his line of golf shirts.  And they’re trying to keep things fun, too. They said, quote, “[We] are indeed fans of the Doobie Brothers’ music, which is why we appreciate your firm’s choice of ‘Takin’ It to the Streets’, rather than to the courts, which are already overburdened ‘Minute by Minute’ with real problems.” They also offered to settle the dispute by sending SHIRTS to everyone in the band. Quote, “We will happily upgrade your wardrobes and hopefully win each of you over as new fans of the brand.  At least that’s ‘what this fool believes.'”

Never thought I would say this…check out the new single from VIN DIESEL (AUDIO) He released his debut single Friday on “The Kelly Clarkson Show”.  It’s called “Feel Like I Do

Mariah Carey says she recorded an ALTERNATIVE album in the ’90s, back when she was working on her “Daydream” album.  She even shared a song clip.(AUDIO)

Aaron Carter is now making pornographic clips for the site CamSoda.  That first live show he did is now the most popular private event in CamSoda history. Carter’s shows feature the usual cam show fare, in addition to performances in the nude and Q&As. Carter also has an OnlyFans account where he charges users $27 a month to subscribe. Carter has had a rough few years; mostly recently, last year his brother, Backstreet Boy Nick Carter, slapped him with a restraining order and said his behavior was “increasingly alarming.” A judge ordered Aaron to turn over 500 guns, ruling he was mentally unfit to possess them. 

Your next “Real Housewife” could be . . . CAITLYN JENNER.  Sources say she and her BFF Sophia Hutchins are in talks to join the Beverly Hills cast. It sounds like it’s Sophia who would actually get the spot on the show . . . but she and Caitlyn are super close, and even live together . . . so you can expect to see a lot of Caitlyn if Sophia joins up. PARIS HILTON’s mom KATHY is reportedly also in talks to join the cast.

Check out the new voice of Cleveland on “Family Guy”. It s a Youtube and voice actor named Arif Zahir (AUDIO)  He wont debut until fall of 2021 as the newest season was already done

Samuel L. Jackson will be returning to the Marvel Cinematic Universe in a new Nick Fury series for Disney’s streaming service. He has been Fury since 08’s Iron Man.  This will be his first starring role. The Fury character was last seen in Spider-Man: Far from Home. Fury is the latest character from the MCU to head to Disney Plus; the Scarlet Witch, Vision, Loki Falcon & the Winter Soldier will all be appearing there as well in the coming months.

Starting on October 1, all 45 seasons of SNL will be available to stream on NBC Universal’s Peacock. It’s the first time in years this has been the case, as Peacock to date has only had the last five seasons, and Hulu is missing episodes filmed between 1981 and 2004. A short-lived app named Seeso was the last place to have the entire run, between 2016 and 2017. It’s unclear whether these episodes will also feature musical performances, however. SNL’s 46th season premieres on October 3.

James Cameron gave us an update on the Avatar sequel…are you ready for this crap?? The sequel is done! Release date is December 2021. Avatar 3 is about 98% complete as well.

The official title of “Borat 2” has been announced, and it’s crazy . . . and long.  It’s “Borat: Gift of Pornographic Monkey to Vice Premiere Mikhael Pence to Make Benefit Recently Diminished Nation of Kazakhstan”. It’s not clear where or when we’ll get to see it . . . or exactly how “Vice Premiere Mikhael Pence” figures into it. The official title of the original “Borat” was actually “Borat! Cultural Learnings of America for Make Benefit Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan” . . . so this is perfectly on-brand.

General Mills has released a new breakfast cereal inspired by the 2003 Christmas movie “Elf,” starring Will Ferrell as Buddy the Elf. (AUDIO) Though it doesn’t contain three of the foods from the elves’ four main food groups — “candy, candy canes and candy corns” — the new cereal is, in fact, flavored with real maple syrup.

That’s “Buddy’s favorite flavor,” according to General Mills. Aside from the maple-flavored corn puffs, the cereal also includes pink and green marshmallow trees. Elf cereal will be available for a limited time this holiday season,  The cereal has already started to arrive in stores. General Mills is also re-releasing its Sugar Cookie Toast Crunch cereal for a limited time the holiday season, starting in October.

A new special, “Joe Exotic: Before He Was King” premieres tonight on Investigation Discovery.  It tells the lifelong story of what sent Joe down a path of depravity and conspiracy to commit murder.   Here’s a preview, as we learn that animals getting out of his control began at a very young age.  (The special includes family home movies, interviews, psychoanalysis, and the very dark story of Joe Exotic, “The Tiger King.”)(AUDIO)Drew Barrymore talked with  ex-husband Tom Green (2001 -2002) (AUDIO) there is more and shockingly she was emotional

BIRTHDAYS

Hilary Duff is 33

Bam Margera is 41

Naomi Watts is 52

Mira Sorvino is 53

Janeane Garofalo is 56

Today’s BURTON BIRTHDAY of the DAY….he played Dean Rooney in Ferris Bueller’s Day off among many other roles…however…in 2003 he was arrested for child porn.  He was ordered to register as a sex offender FOR LIFE….Jeffrey Jones is 74 really gross years old today. 

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PORNO BIRTHDAY

CHELSIE RAE

Today’s birthday girl has passed around like a joint on Willie Nelson’s tour bus in 301 fine films including:

  • Slut Powers…ACTIVATE!
  • You Bet Your Ass Volume 3
  • Daddy’s Worst Nightmares
  • Dirt Pipe Milkshakes
  • The Gauntlet
  • Tricks & Magic Sticks
  • Spring Chickens
  • And who could forget…her unforgettable role in…Anal Full Nelson Volume 6

CHELSIE RAE is 36 YEARS OLD

The Cardinals are heading to the post season for the second year in a row.  After a 5-2 win yesterday, it was all the Cardinals needed to do to punch their ticket into the playoffs.  So, what does that mean for the Cards?  The finish 5th in the NL and will take on the Padres.  The Wild Card Round starts tomorrow.  The Cardinals wait until Wednesday to play Game 1 against San Diego.  

So what does the rest of the field look like?  Action gets started tomorrow as the Twins take on the Astros, the As play the White Sox, the Blue Jays play the Rays, and the Yankees take on the Indians.  Besides the Cardinals, on Wednesday the Reds play the Braves, the Dodgers play the Brewers, and the Twins/Astros, White Sox/As, and the Blue Jays/Rays play game 2.

Juan Soto is 21 years old and has already won a World Series title and emerged as one of the brightest young stars in the game. So why wouldn’t he become the youngest player in history to win the National League batting title?  Soto hit .351 with 13 homers, 37 RBI, 39 runs and six stolen bases in 48 games. Translated to a full 162-game season, Soto was on pace for 43 dingers, 124 RBI, 131 runs and 20 stolen bases.

Cleveland Indians pitcher Shane Bieber finished the 2020 season as the league leader in wins, ERA, and strikeouts, becoming the first pitcher to do so since Johan Santana. Bieber compiled eight wins with a 1.63 ERA and fanned 122 batters as the Indians finished 35-25 to take second place in the American League Central and the No. 4 seed in the playoffs. The favorite for the American League Cy Young Award will get the nod in as the Indians take on the New York Yankees in Game 1 of the AL Wild Card Round on Tuesday.

On Saturday ,the Lightning had a chance to close things out but lost the to the Dallas Stars in double overtime after a game winner from Cory Perry.  Game 6 of the Stanley Cup final is tonight at 7PM. 

The NBA Finals are now set after the Lakers knocked out the Nuggets on Saturday and the Heat took care of the Celtics last night.  So the Lakers/Heat will play for the NBA Championship and things get started on Wednesday night.

Kurt Busch could not have planned a better start to the Round of 12 in the NASCAR Cup Series playoffs. Busch outlasted the rest of the field in an overtime sprint to clinch the victory in Sunday’s South Point 400 at Las Vegas Motor Speedway in the first of three races before the playoff field is trimmed from 12 to eight. Next up are races at Talladega Superspeedway and Charlotte Motor Speedway.

Mizzou went in as 27 point underdogs against Alabama.  Could their new head coach and new offense silence the critics?  Well – no.  But sorta.  Mizzou ended up scoring 19 points but couldn’t match Alabama’s 38.  They took the 27 points and knocked it down to 19.  Mizzou’s next game is on the road against 21st ranked Tennessee. 

month after using a word you can’t say on the air during a broadcast, Thom Brennaman officially resigned as a Cincinnati Reds broadcaster. “My family and I have decided that I am going to step away from my role as the television voice of the Cincinnati Reds,” Brennaman said. “I would like to thank the Reds, Reds fans and the LGBTQ community for the incredible support and grace they have shown my family and me.” Brennaman didn’t realize his mic was on when he was caught making the comment, and was immediately removed from the air. He apologized again on Friday, saying he was “so very sorry,” and added if given another shot as a broadcaster, ” I will be a better broadcaster and a much better person.”

Conor McGregor says he has a boxing match lined up against Manny Pacquiao. McGregor posted Instagram messages purportedly between him and UFC president Dana White about fights he wanted to do this year, including Diego Sanchez’s retirement bout. The boxer added “I’m boxing Manny Pacquiao next in the Middle East.” TMZ Sports did talk to White separately before the tweets, and while he confirmed something was brewing with McGregor, he claimed it’s not a fight.