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Police: Angry Florida woman brings crowbar, demands cable refund – WEARTV

An iPhone Tech Finds a Bribe from a Husband Who Wants His Phone to Stay Broken . . . So His Wife Can’t See His History – DailyMail

A Woman Is Busted for Making 42,000 Fraudulent Amazon Returns in Five Years – Fox13News

A Woman Impersonates a Prosecutor to Drop the Charges Against Herself – UnionLeader

Thieves Break Into an Escape Room, Crack the Safe . . . But Only Find Riddles Inside – DutchReview

A Restaurant Thief Is Busted When He Takes a Nap in the Bathroom Next to a Half-Eaten Cheesecake – FoxNews

Tesla Model 3 thief left licence in Mix presenter Annabelle Brett’s allegedly stolen car – NEWS

A drunk driver in England who got out of a drunk driving conviction by saying his girlfriend just died was busted for perjury . . . after the cops went to his house and she opened the door.  (Full Story)

A Guy Threatens to Set an Apartment Building on Fire When a Prostitute Runs Off with His $25 – DailyMirror

A Guy Pays $150 for a “Full Contact Experience” with a Leopard . . . and Is Mauled Immediately – Local10

Stouffer’s Is Releasing a Clothing Line? – FoxNews

This Might Just Be the Strangest Possible Way to Eat a Pizza – Mirror

There’s a Pumpkin Pie-Flavored Milk for People Who Think They’ve Tried Pumpkin Everything – Insty

Nestlé’s Launching A Cinnamon Toast Crunch-Flavored Milk That Tastes Like Cinnamon Sugar – Delish

A Woman’s Thong Almost Killed Her And She Shared The Story On TikTok As A Precaution – Buzzfeed

 

 

 

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SCARLETT JOHANSSON married COLIN JOST from “Saturday Night Live” last weekend.  The announcement was made yesterday in an Instagram post by the charity Meals on Wheels.  They said Scarlett and Colin had, quote, “an intimate ceremony with their immediate family and loved ones, following COVID-19 safety precautions as directed by the CDC.” Why Meals on Wheels?  Because Scarlett and Colin wanted to give them some publicity, and ask people to, quote, “consider donating to celebrate the happy couple.” Scarlett and Colin dated for two years before getting engaged in May of 2019.  She’s 35, he’s 38. This is Colin’s first marriage, but Scarlett’s THIRD.  She was hitched to RYAN REYNOLDS from 2008 to 2010, and a guy named Romain Dauriac from 2014 to 2017.  She has a 6-year-old daughter with him. 

Everyone except for Tony Patrico loves this JEANISE JONES after watching Borat 2. She is the babysitter hired to watch Borats sister. She thought she was in a documentary, has no job and didn’t make squat from the movie. Unles you are Patrico who thinks she is an actress that also hates puppies. Sacha Baron Cohen donated $100,000 to Jones’ Oklahoma City community on her behalf to be distributed by the Ebenezer Baptist Church at Jones’ request, has been earmarked for shelter, food and any other needs the community has. Her Pastor Derrick Scobey, who previously set up a GoFundMe for Jones that has reached over $127,000 in donations, tells PEOPLE he’s grateful Cohen wanted to support Jones and believed in the church’s community outreach and ability to help. He also emphasized none of the money will be going to the church itself.  The pastor says Jones and the church have been housing senior citizens and other people affected since Monday as hospitals were overrun due to power outages from the ice storm. Borat 2 is streaming on Amazon Prime now

Kanye West gave Kim Kardashian a hologram of her dad Robert Kardashian for her 40th birthday.  And of course, it told her that she, quote, “married the most, most, most, most, most, genius man in the whole world, Kanye West!”

PAUL RUDD is pretty bad ass.Yesterday, people were lined up in the rain outside the Barclay’s Center in Brooklyn to vote . . . and Paul showed up and started handing out individually-wrapped cookies. And, to be extra responsible, he wore a mask and gloves. 

Matthew McConaughey recently opened up about his weight loss transformation for 2013’s ‘Dallas Buyers Club’ to play a stage 4 HIV patient, McConaughey goes on to say he had to do it.  And it  paid off since he got an Oscar for the role. MATTHEW also puts a LOT of thought into his drinking.  Like, how much is he going to drink?  How early does he have to get up the next morning?  Is it worth the hangover?  And if so, how does he deal with the hangover the next morning? Matthew broke all of this down on the new episode of DAX SHEPARD’s“Armchair Expert” podcast. I have the audio of Matthew answer the drinking question but I would give Dax Shepard advice for his podcast…you can laugh all you want while Matthew is answering but damn dude back away from your mic so its not obnoxious in the background while matthew is being matthew

 
 
 
 
 
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Back in 2010 Foo Fighters Dave Grohl put out a video called Fresh Pots where he admitted to his addiction…to coffee. Dave now has a follow up talking about the solution to his addiction. A new drug called FreshPotix

Here are a few Streaming Concerts to check out this weekend. 

The Grateful Dead’s ‘Shakedown Stream’ series returns tonight with the band’s ‘Dead Ahead’ concert film, featuring their Halloween 1980 performance at Radio City Music Hall.  Catch the stream on YouTube at 8pm.

Black Stone Cherry is gearing up for their Live from The Sky livestream concert tonight.

GWAR’s Scumdogs of The Universe livestream concert, to celebrate the album’s 30th anniversary. gwar.net.

Puscifer will livestream a desert performance tonight to celebrate the upcoming album release, Existential Reckoning.  Tickets are for sale at pusciferlive.com 

Steel Panther’s Halloweenie Livescream is Saturday at steelpanterrocks.com

Mr. Bungle’s The Night They Came Home livestream Halloween afternoon and will be available on demand for 72 hours at mrbungle.live  

There’s a new movie coming out called “Songbird”, and it takes place during YEAR FOUR of pandemic lockdown . . . where we’re dealing with COVID-23.  It stars KJ APA from “Riverdale” as a delivery guy with a rare immunity that allows him to continue to work, and SOFIA CARSON from Disney’s “Descendants” as his girlfriend.  It was the first movie to start filming in L.A. since the pandemic shut everything down.  There’s no word yet on a release date. The director says, quote, “It’s a dystopian, scary world, but it’s a romantic movie about two people who want to be together, but they can’t.  It’s Romeo and Juliet, but they’re separated by her front door and by the virus.”

If there’s a massive COVID-19 outbreak in country music a few weeks from now, THIS might be the cause . . .The Country Music Association announced that next month’s CMAs will NOT be virtual . . . they’re gathering everyone “together, safely, in one room, for the first time this year.” They insist that it will be a, quote, “fully safe and physically distant environment” . . . but it’s unclear how they can guarantee that, especially since the coronavirus is still raging throughout the country. In any event, the first round of performers have been announced.  Hosts Reba McEntire and Darius Rucker will take the stage together, and Darius will also take the stage with Lady A. Other performers will include:  Eric Church, Luke Combs, Florida Georgia Line, Miranda Lambert, Ashley McBryde, Maren Morris, Rascal Flatts, and Thomas Rhett. The CMAs will broadcast live from Nashville’s Music City Center Wednesday, November 11th on ABC.

Lisa Turtle will appear on the new “Saved by the Bell” after all!  LARK VOORHIES has been added to the cast, but there’s no word when she’ll show up or how many episodes she’s doing. NBC’s Peacock streaming service says, quote, “When the show picks up with Lisa, she is thriving with a successful career in fashion.” In the years since the original “Saved by the Bell”, Lark made headlines for her strange behavior.  She was eventually diagnosed with schizoaffective disorder. The only main cast member from the original who’s still missing is DUSTIN “SCREECH” DIAMOND.  It’ll be interesting to see if he ever gets the call. “Saved by the Bell” hits Peacock on November 25th

If you’re thinking of dressing up as a CELEBRITY for Halloween, you might want to check out this list of the year’s 20 most popular costumes. So these are either ones to COPY or to AVOID, depending on how unique you’re looking to be. To come up with the list, an Internet data company analyzed Google searches regarding celebrity costumes over the past month.  Here’s the Top 20:

1.  Ariana Grande

2.  Britney Spears

3.  Cher

4.  Kylie Jenner

5.  Heidi Klum

6.  Kendall Jenner

7.  Beyoncé

8.  Cardi B

9.  Kim Kardashian

10.  Elton John

11.  Lady Gaga

12.  Taylor Swift

13.  Dolly Parton

14.  Pink

15.  Marilyn Monroe

16.  Marshmello

17.  Michael Jackson

18.  Paris Hilton

19.  BTS

20.  Madonna

BIRTHDAYS

Ashley Graham is 33.  Plus size Sports Illustrated model.

Ivanka Trump is 39.

Gavin Rossdale from Bush is 55. 

Kevin Pollak is 63

Grace Slick is 81.  Jefferson Airplane . . . and Starship

Willow Smith is 20. 

Vanilla Ice is 53.  Ice Ice Baby.

Rob Schneider is 57. 

Peter Jackson is 59“Lord of the Rings” 

Dan Rather is 89.

Jenny McCarthy is 48. 

Anthony Kiedis from the Red Hot Chili Peppers is 58.  

Fernando Valenzuela is at least 60

Larry Flynt is 78.  “Hustler” publisher.

Today’s BURTON BIRTHDAY OF THE DAY….He was famous back in the day on one of your parent’s favorite shows…since then…he starred in one of the Adam Sandler movies and got a massive resurgence.  He’s the Fonz, Coach Klein, or, his role in the show Barry.  Henry Winkler is 75 years old today. 

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PORNO BIRTHDAY

RENEE MORGAN

Today’s birthday girl has been one her back more than a corpse in 158 fine films films including: 



  • The Anal Intruders
  • Ali Boobie And The 40 Ds
  • Big Ole Guns
  • I Was Born For Porn
  • Night Of The Living Deb
  • Satisfaction Jackson
  • She’s My Man
  • Three For All
  • And who could forget…her unforgettable role in…Wanda Whips The Dragon Lady In Transylvania

RENEE MORGAN is 65 YEARS OLD

Well – tradition continues as the Falcons continue to screw over Rizz.  They beat the Panthers last night 25-17.  Don’t forget to make your picks by going to 1057thepoint.com/Rizz.

TOM BRADY and BEN ROETHLISBERGER are very close to becoming the most-sacked quarterbacks of all time. According to ESPN, BRETT FAVRE holds the all-time record . . . he was sacked 525 times.  JOHN ELWAY is second with 516. Roethlisberger is third at 511, and Brady is close behind in fourth with 508.  So clearly they’re both on pace to surpass Favre . . . unless they abruptly retire.  In fact, there’s a good chance they could become #1 and #2 by the end of this season. The only other active quarterback in the Top 10 is AARON RODGERS, who’s in tenth with 455. As much as it would be fun to say that opponents just enjoy sacking these quarterbacks more than others, being on this list is mostly just a longevity thing. Favre played 20 seasons.  Roethlisberger is in his 17th, and Brady is in his 21st, although he only played in one game in two of those seasons.

The Chicago White Sox have agreed to a deal with Tony La Russa to make him their next manager, they announced Thursday.  This move doesn’t come as a total surprise because USA Today’s Bob Nightengale reported Oct. 12 that La Russa was a possible candidate for the White Sox. That the team followed through and brought him aboard is unexpected nonetheless. The Hall of Famer is a three-time World Series winner, and his 2,728 victories are the third-most in MLB history. Still, he turned 76 in October and hasn’t managed an MLB game since 2011.  Speaking of teams with new manangers…it looks like the Detroit Tigers are in the process of coming to terms with former Astros manager AJ Hinch.

The Los Angeles Dodgers’ championship celebration is taking a break as both the World Series winners and the runner-up Tampa Bay Rays enter self-isolation following a positive COVID-19 test by L.A. third baseman Justin Turner.  The Dodgers are under a 14-day, at-home quarantine after returning home from Texas, on Wednesday. Turner was pulled from Game 6 in the eighth inning after the team received word he tested positive. He later bypassed MLB protocols in returning to the field to celebrate winning the title with his teammates.  Major League Baseball is now investigating Turner’s actions following his removal from the game and issued a statement denouncing his decision to return to the field. 

Mizzou will take on the 10th ranked Gators in Florida tomorrow.  Mizzou is coming off a win against Kentucky last weekend and Florida is coming off a COVID-bye as they had 26 players test positive for the disease.  The head coach of the Gators say that they are good to go and can field a 53 man roster and the game should happen without question.

For a couple days now we have been talking about how Wisconsin had their first string QB test positive (twice) for Covid…and then the backup tested positive…so the 3rd stringer would be starting against Nebraska this weekend.  Well, no need to worry about it anymore. Wisconsin announced its game with Nebraska will be canceled due to an “elevated number of COVID-19 cases within the Badgers program.” The Badgers have registered 12 positive COVID-19 tests in the last five days. Head coach Paul Chryst is among those who have tested positive. Wisconsin will now pause all football activities for seven days.

A “substantial faction” of NBA players are pushing the league to start the 2020-21 season on Jan. 18,. The proposed calendar from the players would make Dec. 1 the first day of free agency. The NBA league office reportedly told the Board of Governors on Friday that Dec. 22 is the targeted start date for the 2020-21 season. The league is considering a 72-game schedule for 2020-21 as well as a potential play-in tournament to determine the No. 8 seed in each conference. We talked about how the Chiefs/Jets spread is one of the biggest in history…The Jets are getting almost 3 touchdowns….its the 9th largest spread in NFL history…here are the TOP 5 largest spreads ever. 5. 49ers vs. Falcons 1987 Week 4 (-24)4. 49ers vs. Bengals 1993 Week 14 (-24)3. Patriots vs. Eagles 2007 Week 12 (-25)2. Steelers vs. Buccaneers 1976 Week 13 (-27)1.  Broncos vs. Jaguars 2013 Week 6 (-28)