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An Argument Over Whether Whole Milk or Almond Milk Is Better Leads to a Stabbing – TheSmokingGUn

There’s a 30-year-old guy named Justin Garcia in Lehigh Acres, Florida.  And he and his cousin were at his house on Sunday and got into an argument about which is better:  Whole milk or almond milk.

We don’t know which side of the argument Justin was on.

But we do know he got SO angry over the milk debate he wound up punching his cousin in his forehead . . . and then STABBING him with a three-inch pocket knife.

He was arrested for felony aggravated battery. 

Extra – Springfield health food store owner in jail on meth charges – Newsbreak

A New Contest Is Looking for the Person with the Oldest Pizza in Their Freezer – PRNewswire

Update: Kraft Is Bringing Pumpkin Spice Mac and Cheese to the U.S. – Delish

Coffee Mate’s Newest Creamer Is Flavored Like . . . Coffee? – Delish

Mountain Dew Flavored Hot Sauce Is on the Way – Delish

Krispy Kreme Will Give You a Free Donut on Halloween If You Wear a Costume – FoxNews

Disinfecting drones will clean Atlanta stadium between events – TheVerge

Missing tools, a TV or a moped? St. Louis police may have your property. – STLToday

Kirkwood School Board approves plan for elementary school students to return to class – STLToday

A 67-Year-Old Who Calls Herself “Lady Ninja” and Trains to “Eye of the Tiger” Took Down an Intruder in Her Senior Complex – SBSun

Japanese zoo fails to breed two hyenas after both turned out to be male – TheGuardian

Russian cleaner sweeps to power in surprise village vote – BBC

Father, daughter ice-cream run goes badly in Lubbock; dad goes to jail – EverythingLubbock

Good Samaritan turns in wallet, leading to arrest of Central Florida man for meth trafficking – FoxNews

Sheriff: Teen made up abduction story to avoid going to school – 10TV

A Man’s Attempt to Break His Wife Out of Jail in a Helicopter Goes Wrong in Many Different Ways – TheGuardian

Tekashi 6ix9ine has reportedly been hospitalized after suffering from an ‘overdose’ of diet pills and caffeine, which explains his abrupt absence from social media. He was rushed to a Florida hospital after consuming too much caffeine which caused him to ‘excessively sweat’ while sitting at home. He claims he was taking a diet medication called ‘Hydroxycut’ several times a day to cut down on weight he has gained since being released from prison. He was feeling a bit hippy at 200 pounds.

Dr. Dre got some good news from a judge in his divorce case.  He rejected ex Nicole’s request for $1.5 million to pay for various expenses, including security … and the judge rejected her request to accelerate her claim that Dre should pay $5 million for her lawyer’s fees and other costs. She says she needs the $1.5 million for security because she’s been receiving death threats. The money would also go for other expenses. Some of the people commenting on the divorce have said things like, “If she dies, she dies,” and “For a small fee she can disappear.” One of the reasons the judge said no is because she fired a security team that Mr Dr was already paying for. She said they were too controlling. Dre says he will keep paying for security. Judge said she can find her own but it cant cost more then Dre was already paying. She also asked to move up the hearing Dre to pay $5 million in lawyer’s fees and costs for Nicole. The judge said no and there are serious domestic violence and custody cases he has to deal with. The judge did say, however, if Dre exercised control over Nicole, she could file for a restraining order.

Update on Shie La Beouf…Over the summer, Mr. LaBeouf got into a fight with a guy in L.A., then took his hat and left with it.  Police determined Shia started it, so they charged him with battery and petty theft . . . both misdemeanors. This was not his rookie debut either…recall he was ticketed for unlawful smoking on a sidewalk in Burbank . . . and also for being drunk in a Chicago Walgreens.  Then there was the time his truck was impounded because it was blocking the driveway of an apartment building. He also got yelled at for trying to sneak a smoke in the bathroom of the Smithsonian National Air and Space Museum in Washington, D.C., and setting off the smoke alarm. He also has a few arrests for being drunk and disorderly, and in 2008 he committed the not-so-small-time crime of driving under the influence. 

John Wayne Bobbitt, who had his penis cut off while sleeping then resewn on may have something removed again. This time his left…foot. Remember in 1993 when his wife Lorena cut off his penis while he was asleep and threw it out her car window. He got it reattached successfully. As for his current foot problem … He was working construction in Buffalo in 2013 when he stepped on a nail, which went through his boot and punctured a toe on his left foot. He says it became infected a couple months later. Bobbitt says he got treatment at 2 different hospitals, but a doctor later diagnosed him with osteomyelitis — an infection of the bone in his left foot. He was aggressively treated with antibiotics, but the infection never fully healed. Now, he says he’s back in a hospital in Las Vegas, and doctors are telling him the bone is so infected they need to determine whether or not to amputate. And get this — he already lost a toe on his right foot last year as it was also infected after an accidental cut.

Kelly Clarkson’s longtime management company filed suit and has claimed the singer owes them over $1 million in unpaid commissions. They say Ms. Clarkson has not paid the full commission owed for this year’s work on The Voice and her talk show, The Kelly Clarkson Show. She has been represented by the management company for the last 13 years and has been paying them a 15% commission on her gross earnings, according to an oral contract she agreed to back in 2007. The suit claims that the singer has only paid the firm $1.9 million this year, and still owes them another $1.4 million. 

Jamie Foxx may be coming back as Electro for Marvel and Spiderman with Tom Holland.  Mr Foxx is in talks. Most everyone is back including Zendaya and Marisa Tomei. He played Electro in 2014’s The Amazing Spider-Man 2, with Andrew Garfield as Spider-Man. The film failed to impress critics and underperformed at the box office with $708.9 million globally.

Three films based on the storybooks of Dr. Seuss is on its way to theaters as part of a big deal with Warner Animation Group.   It will be the first animation project for J.J. Abrams, who signed on to produce. Oh The Places You’ll Go, The Cat in the Hat and a subsequent spin-off about that story’s twin, Thing One and Thing Two. The three movies are designed to be the start of a “Seuss universe.” In 2008 there was Horton Hears a Who! And 2012’s The Lorax and 2018’s The Grinch… thosese were case-by-case projects. This new long-term partnership with Warner Bros. is aimed at creating a steady stream of new Seuss projects for the screen. I don’t know when these films are coming out mainly because I didn’t look.

Remember after the death of George Floyd the season premiere of COPS postpones. Then in June it was canceled? Cops is back in production but nothing is to air in the States. They are filming in Spokane County, Washington.  — but is not set to air anywhere in the United States.The episodes are being filmed to fulfill commitments in international territories where Cops still airs.

Listen to this hilarious reaction, when a YouTuber finds out that Steve from Minecraft will be a new character in Super Smash Brothers on Nintendo Switch.  Nintendo has been occasionally releasing new characters for Super Smash Brothers Ultimate.  So, a Minecraft character entering a game with Mario, is like two worlds colliding.  Super Smash Brothers is the third best selling game on the Nintendo Switch, with almost 20 million copies being sold, while Minecraft is the most sold video game ever at 200 million copies sold.

Check out this clip from the first trailer for “Borat 2”.

Some guy did a mashup of Garth Brooks’ “The Dance” and “WAP” by Cardi B and Megan Thee Stallion

AC/DC kicked off Rocktober yesterday, teasing a new song, “Shot in the Dark”.  They posted it on all their socials.  Brian Johnson is back on lead vocals.  Also back, Phil Rudd on drums, Cliff Williams on bass and, of course, Angus Young on lead guitar.  As expected, they aren’t straying from their famous formula.

Remember when Korn released that cover of “The Devil Went Down to Georgia?” Maybe singer Jonathan Davis was easing us into the thought of him going a little country. He just released an “alt country” version of “What It Takes” from 2018. Releases Country Version Of ‘What It Is’ Solo Single

How close were JOHN LENNON and YOKO ONO?  So close that apparently, they POOPED TOGETHER. That’s according to JUDAS PRIEST singer ROB HALFORD in his new autobiography “Confess”. Priest worked on their 1980 album “British Steel” at an estate that was once owned by John and Yoko.  By that time, it actually belonged to RINGO STARR . . . but one interesting feature of theirs remained. There was a bathroom with two toilets, side-by-side.  Each had a nameplate.  One said “John”, and the other said “Yoko”. Halford says, quote, “I tried to imagine them sitting side by side, holding hands, having a poo.  Truly, sometimes love knows no bounds.”

BIRTHDAYS

Efren Ramirez is 47.  Pedro in “Napoleon Dynamite” and the animated series.

Tiffany is 49.  ’80s pop star. 

Sting is 69

Don McLean is 75.  Biggest Hit:  1971’s American Pie.

Ashlee Simpson is 36

Seann William Scott is 44

Neve Campbell is 47.  

Gwen Stefani is 51

Clive Owen is 56

Tommy Lee from Motley Crue is 58.

The Reverend Al Sharpton is 66

Lindsey Buckingham from Fleetwood Mac is 71.

Alicia Silverstone is 44.  

Christoph Waltz is 64

Susan Sarandon is 74.  

Today’s BURTON BIRTHDAY OF THE DAY…he is a rock legend.  His real name is Ernest Evans…we love him on this show because even back in the day he told that little bitch to come on and do the Twist…..Chubby Checker is 79 years old.  

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PORNO BIRTHDAY

VANILLA SKYE

Today’s birthday girl been nailed more than all of the decks from Chesterfield Fence & Deck combined in 195 fine films including:

  • Mad At Daddy Volume 1
  • Bareback Mounting
  • Girth Wind & Fire
  • Passion Of The Ass Volume 4
  • Ball Hogs
  • Small Sluts, Nice Butts
  • And who could forget…her unforgettable role in Seriously, You Better Not Tell My Dad About This

VANILLA SKY is 35 YEARS OLD

The Cardinals at multiple points of yesterdays game were up by 4.  Even the announcers during the game said that they were “on their way” to advancing to the next round.  In the 6th inning, the Cards were up 6-2.  And then Fernando Tatis Jr. happened.  A guy that the Cardinals had passed on multiple times hit a homer to make things 6-5.  Manny Machado came up to the plate next, and HE hit a homer that made things 6-6.  And then it got ugly.  Will Myers, Tatis Jr, and Will Myers again, all went deep and the Padres ended up picking up the 11-9 win to force Game 3 of the Wild Card series.  That game is tonight, first pitch is scheduled for 6:08.  Jack Flaherty will take the mound for the Cardinals. 

The NFL implemented a series of enhanced protocols on Thursday for teams to follow after exposure to COVID-19.  In addition to daily testing, all players and tier one and tier two staff members (which consist of coaching staff and team personnel) must also receive a daily negative test before entering the facility and taking part in daily activities. All meetings must occur virtually, gloves should be worn on-field by players except quarterbacks and team weight rooms will be limited to no more than 10 players at any time.  Additionally, PPE/face masks must be worn on the practice field by all players and staff at all times. 

Other action saw the Dodgers eliminating the Brewers, The As knocking out the White Sox, and Braves advancing against the Reds, and..the other game on the schedule between the Marlins and Cubs was postponed til today because of rain.

So the bracket as it sits today….the Rays will take on the Yankees.  The Astros will play the As.  And the Dodgers wait to play the winner of the Padres/Cards series and the Braves wait to play the winner of the Marlins/Cubs series.

Thursday night football ended up being a high scoring game as the Broncos beat the Jets 37-28. Broncos QB Brett Rypien threw 2 TDs and 242 yards on their way to the win.  ((GO OVER NFL PICKS))

The LA Lakers attempt to go up two games to none over the Miami Heat tonight.  Game 2 of the NBA Finals tips off at 8PM. 

A big hiring happened yesterday in the NBA as Philadelphia 76ers hired recently fired head coach Doc Rivers.  He signed with the team for a 5 year deal.  Rivers was let go from the Clippers after being eliminated from the playoffs by the Denver Nuggets.  Rivers has previously coached for the Magic, Celtics, and most recently the Clippers.  He won the NBA Championship with Boston in 2008.

The St. Louis Blues have been named the Sports Business Awards’ 2020 Team of the Year. The Minnesota Twins, San Francisco 49ers, Toronto Raptors and the U.S. Women’s National Soccer Team were also finalists for the award. The 2020 Honda NHL All-Star Weekend that was held in St. Louis also finished as a finalist for the Sports Business Awards’ Event of the Year.

You guys remember college football is still a thing right?  Well, it continues this weekend.  Mizzou is on the road against 21st ranked Tennesee.  Mizzou got beat by Alabama in their season opener.  Kick off is scheduled for tomorrow at 11AM

The YellaWood 500 goes down this weekend at Talladega Superspeedway.  Racetime is scheduled for 1PM on Sunday.