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PSA: Don’t Super Glue Vampire Teeth in Your Mouth Like Other People on TikTok – WISHTV

The Average Kid Begs for a Puppy 1,584 Times – SWMSDigital

Well-known attorney Charles “Ed” Brown has died – Fox2Now

Woman killed in tractor-trailer crash on I-44 after stopping to help victims of another wreck – KSDK

Jealous woman ‘lured ex to car park before trying to chop off his testicles during sex’ – Mirror

Man Makes Horrific Discovery After Plummeting Into New York Sinkhole – HuffPo

Play-Doh Just Came Out with “Play-Doh for Grown Ups” – HuffPo

White Castle will close for 4 hours on Election Day to allow employees to vote – WATE

A New Pill That Prevents Snoring Is on the Way – NYPost

New Bouquets of “Organic Fall Leaves” Are on Sale for $15 – Vice

More people want real Christmas trees this year, to make the holiday feel like a bigger deal at the end of this tough year.  And a study found when a vampire bat gets sick, they socially distance from their colony to stop the disease from spreading.  (Full Story)


Chadwick Boseman died Aug. 28 after a private four-year battle with colon cancer. But today the Boseman family CAN celebrate a victory. Chadwick’s 48 year old brother Kevin Boseman just celebrated 2 years of remission from cancer. 2 years was technically on October 14th. 4 rounds of chemo and he is in remission. Kevin is a dancer and choreographer based in New York City.    

GWEN STEFANI and BLAKE SHELTON are engaged.  Gwen posted a picture of herself yesterday, kissing Blake and showing off her ring.  She captioned it, “Yes please!” Blake posted the same picture and wrote, “Thanks for saving my 2020 . . . And the rest of my life.  I love you.  I heard a YES! Gwen and Blake fell in love five years ago on the set of “The Voice” in 2015.  They were both fresh out of their previous marriages . . . Gwen to GAVIN ROSSDALE, and Blake to MIRANDA LAMBERT.  This will actually be Blake’s THIRD marriage. Gwen is 51, Blake is 44.  

KIM KARDASHIAN lives a luxury life and makes sure we all see it. So if you follow her and see that she is doing expensive and extravagant and you don’t like it then stop looking. Am I right? Yesterday, Kim Tweeted about how COVID-19 has impacted her birthday celebration.  She said, quote, “[I’m] 40 and feeling so humbled and blessed.  There is not a single day that I take for granted, especially during these times . “After two weeks of multiple health screens and quarantining, I surprised my closest inner circle with a trip to a private island where we could pretend things were normal just for a brief moment in time. “We danced, rode bikes, swam near whales, kayaked, watched a movie on the beach and so much more.  I realize that for most people, this is something that is so far out of reach right now.  “So in moments like these, I am humbly reminded of how privileged my life is. #ThisIs40.”  She seemed grateful but…still, there was plenty of backlash online. One person said, quote, “This year has humbled most of us too . . . especially the eight million of us that slipped into poverty.  Glad your bday was fun though!” Others said, “I can’t even hug my mom, but I’m glad you got to go to your private island and do whatever you wanted.”  And, quote, “I’m really happy for you.  My Dad died and we couldn’t have a funeral.” There are a ton of Tweets like that, and this person had a good idea . . .Quote, “Maybe a nice thing to do tonight would be to go through the GoFundMe page where many desperate Americans are asking for a few hundred dollars for rent or car repairs and maybe send them enough to help them out.” Another person overlooked the humble-brag, and complimented Kim on what she was wearing in the pictures.  Quote, “I like the dress.  I am going to make myself a little sexed-up dress for Christmas or New Years.  I like to sex it up for New Years and show a bit of skin even if I am freezing.  Happy bday.”  

Nicole Kidman is struggling with when to let her kids join Instagram. Her daughters Sunday and Faith are 12 and 9. These are the kids with Keith Urban. Her kids are “choppin at the bit”   

Here is a question…Would Nirvana’s Nevermind album have the same cultural impact it did then if it was released today? The producer Butch Vig thinks not. Not taking anything away from the record he says the environment surrounding how and when the record arrived played a big factor in making a great record even bigger. Vig explained,  “it would be tough to repeat that zeitgeist moment. It was perfect timing coming out when there was a shift in music and it felt like a revolution. I can see that happening again, but not in the same way.” He explained, “I saw something similar with Billie Eilish. I’m friends with her and [brother, producer] Finneas and their mom was my daughter’s music teacher. They live down the street from us. Billie speaks for a whole generation of youth, much like Nirvana did with their zeitgeist moment.”  Vig states, “Everything is so instant that it’s hard to build up some mystique. When you really want something but can’t quite get your hands on it, that makes it all the more powerful. Everyone has access to everything these days. Maybe someone will come along with a band who sounds like Nirvana but a lyricist who writes like Bob Dylan and is into hip-hop and doesn’t have Instagram or Facebook.” He continues, “Maybe they’ll do a couple of shows and disappear. If they did, people would go mental because they’d want them all the more. If you know who that is, please call them because I want to produce them!” Nirvana’s Nevermind hit No. 1 on the Billboard 200 Album Chart in 1991, famously enjoying a steady climb to the top before knocking Michael Jackson out of the top spot in early 1992. The album yielded the singles “Smells Like Teen Spirit,” “Come as You Are,” “Lithium” and “In Bloom.” It’s been diamond certified (for over 10 million albums sold) by the RIAA in the U.S.

Facts about the Nevermind record…

The baby boy on the cover of Nevermind was almost a girl. -They did two shoots and really liked a photograph with a baby girl, but the band’s record label insisted — “we want the d–k.”

Nirvana refused to support the Guns N’ Roses/Metallica stadium tour.Axl Rose personally requested Nirvana as support on the ’92 trek after Nevermind hit big, but Cobain refused, saying of GN’R, “They’re really talentless people, and they write crap music.”

Classic rockers KISS appear on the back cover of Nevermind.-The rear photo is actually a collage Cobain made up of Dante’s Inferno paintings, Chim Chim the monkey and, if you look very closely and squint the right way, miniature figures of KISS, one of his favorite bands growing up.

The announcer in the “In Bloom” video is former People’s Court host Doug Llewelyn.

It was originally titled Sheep. – And “nevermind” isn’t even a real word — “never mind,” two separate words, is grammatically correct.

Grohl wasn’t the only drummer who played on Nevermind.

Chad Channing, who played on the 1989 debut album, Bleach, recorded a set of Nevermind demos before losing the gig to Grohl. Channing’s minimal cymbal crashes on “Polly” were kept and appear on the final album.

It was certified Diamond for shipping 10 million copies in March of 1999.-The disc has sold 11 million copies in America and an astounding 30 million worldwide. Despite that, “Smells Like Teen Spirit” was its only single to crack the Top 10 of the Hot 100 singles chart.

Kurt Cobain was supposedly offered the role of the heroin dealer in Pulp Fiction.

Courtney Love claims director Quentin Tarantino personally asked Cobain to play the part of Lance that went to Eric Stoltz, which is why “Tarantino, Quentin” was thanked in the liner notes to their Nevermind follow-up, In Utero.

Nevermind famously knocked Michael Jackson’s Dangerous off the top of the charts.

In a addition to overtaking the No. 1 spot from the King of Pop’s album, Nevermind spent a total of 252 weeks on the Billboard 200 albums tally. But who bumped Nirvana off the top spot the following week? None other than country superstar Garth Brooks, with Ropin the Wind.

No Rock Acts Were Nominated in any AMA Rock Categories. Yes the ‘American Music Awards’ did not add a single rock act to their 2020 rock categories. The 2020 AMA nominees list has been released and Justin Bieber, Post Malone and The Weeknd are up for Male Rock/Pop Artist of The Year. It doesn’t get any better for the Favorite Rock/Pop Duo or Group category, too. Maroon 5, BTS and The Jonas Brothers are this year’s nominees.  Where are you Dave Grohl??

Metallica bassist Robert Trujillo and Ozzy producer Andrew Watt threw a birthday bash last weekend that turned into a massive jam session. Thankfully it was caught on cell phone and is up on Youtube. Post Malone was there on guitar. Chad Smith AND Taylor Hawkins were on drums. Chris Chaney from Jane’s Addiction also there playing. My 2 favorite Youtube comments so far… “Dude, I didn’t know Post Malone could jam like that.” and “This is what happens when someone says ‘Let’s just get stoned and jam.'”

David Bowie tribute concert starring Trent Reznor, Billy Corgan, Gary Oldman, Perry Farrell, Macy Gray, and more will stream live on January 8, 2021, celebrating the late artist’s 74th birthday. Organized by longstanding Bowie pianist Mike Garson, “A Bowie Celebration: Just for one day!” will have all this talent doing Bowie songs. Tickets start at $20. Other guests include Lena Hall, Bush’s Gavin Rossdale, Def Leppard’s Joe Elliott, and the Cult’s Ian Astbury, as well as Bowie’s longtime producer Tony Visconti. It will be available to watch for the 24 hours following broadcast. 

David Hasselhoff recorded a new metal track called “Through the Night”, with an Austrian duo called CueStack . . . and they’re doing a Kickstarter for money to finish postproduction on the video.

Amazon is pulling a Netflix. They aren’t fully up front about numbers but… they said that “Borat 2” was streamed by, quote, “tens of millions of customers” during its debut weekend. Also, Kazakhstan isn’t fighting the whole “Borat” thing anymore.  They’re actually using Borat’s catchphrase, “Very Nice,” in tourism ads.  One official says, quote, “In COVID times, when tourism spending is on hold, it was good to see the country mentioned in the media.”  (The ads are mostly visual with the catchphrase being used after tasting something, taking in the beauty and having a picture taken.  Here’s a rapid-fire clip.

It’s been five years since JON STEWART left “The Daily Show”, and now, he’s finally returning to TV. The “Hollywood Reporter says he’ll host a “current affairs” series for Apple’s streaming service, Apple+. The show has already been cleared for “multiple seasons,” and it’ll feature Jon “exploring a host of topics at the center of both the national conversation and his own advocacy work.” Jon spent most of the past five years working to help 9/11 first responders and American wounded veterans. Unlike “The Daily Show”, the new show will feature hour-long episodes, and each one will be a deep-dive into ONE subject. There’s no word on the show’s title, or when it might premiere.  It also sounds like the episodes will premiere irregularly . . . so it won’t be a strict daily or weekly show.

George Clooney has imagined the most terrifying scenario for the planet and turned it into a film for Netflix. ‘Midnight Sky’ sees Clooney as a scientist stuck in the Arctic who discovers Earth has run out of oxygen.  His mission?  To stop a team of astronauts returning home to the catastrophe. Clooney also directed ‘Midnight Sky’ which gets a Netflix release December 23rd.

Matthew McConaughey recently opened up about his weight loss transformation for 2013’s ‘Dallas Buyers Club’ to play a stage 4 HIV patient, McConaughey goes on to say he had to do it  And it  paid off since he got an Oscar for the role.

Its not like you haven’t seen her naked before but a then very pregnant Chloë Sevigny got naked for a magazine. 21 pages spread as a matter of fact. This was back in March. It was the relaunch of Playgirl magazine the print edition.  This was  just weeks before she gave birth to son Vanja on May 2 with boyfriend Sinisa Mackovic. She says she struggled to get pregnant until one night they went out dancing and drinking and then had the intercourse.Cindy the TikTok star, known as @_sincindy, also works at LAX. Airport in Los Angeles California. She meets big time stars all the time. She has taken to tik tok and rated a bunch of them based on how nice or not nice they are on a regular basis.  She based the ranking on a scale of 1-10 with some celebrities like Kendall Jenner earning a low 2  “Every time she flew out, she was not really friendly to anybody and walked around really arrogant.” Nicki Minaj also had a low score of 2/10 because she “wouldn’t get off the aircraft until everybody else got off,” which she claimed was a disruption to flight attendants.  She gave Cameron Dallas the lowest score with a 1/10. She claimed the YouTube star held up his flight because he was running late and thought it was funny when he was reprimanded by staff for his tardiness. “Avengers” star Chris Evans was ranked an 8/10 whereas his co-star Chris Hemsworth scored a 10/10 because he was “always” polite and “on a first-name basis with some of the staff.”  Gaten Matarazzo from “Stranger Things” scored a 10/10 and his co-stars Natalia Dyer and Charlie Heaton received a joint 9/10. Orlando Bloom was a 10/10  saying he was “hilarious,” and also claimed actress Rebel Wilson “didn’t expect special treatment.” Cindy also rated Anna Faris a 12/10 for being “amazing” and “super f–king humble.”  “I felt like I was checking in my friend. I’ve never met a better person in my life,” she said of Faris. Lastly, despite missing her flight, Dakota Johnson scored a 9/10 for being able to joke about the incident afterward.


Nolan Gould is 22.  LUKE on “Modern Family”.

Frank Ocean is 33.  Openly gay R&B star.

Justin Guarini is 42.  Lil’ Sweet in the Diet Dr. Pepper commercials, the original “American Idol” runner-up,

Joaquin Phoenix is 46.

Brad Paisley is 48.  

Ben Harper is 51.  

Julia Roberts is 53.

Andy Richter is 54

Jami Gertz is 55.  

Bill Gates is 65.  

Today’s BURTON BIRTHDAY of the DAY….today’s honoree was a famous athlete who won the gold medal back in the 1976 olympics.  Since then, they have stayed out of the news and no one has talked about them or their family I think since the 70s.  Caitlyn Jenner is 71 years young today. 




Today’s birthday fella has been under more sheets than one of the Peanuts characters dressed up as a ghost in 633 fine films including: 

  • Gazongas Volume 3
  • The Ass Masters
  • Life In the Fat Lane
  • My 500lb Vibrator
  • Double Whammy
  • Humongous Hooters
  • Twin Cheeks
  • And who could forget…her unforgettable role in….Wendy’s Got Them Whoppers.

Tony Montana is 60 YEARS OLD

The L.A. Dodgers beat the Tampa Bay Rays by a score of 3-1 last night, to win the World Series four games to two.The Dodgers are champions for the first time in 32 years. The score was tight the whole game, and the Rays seemed to shoot themselves in the foot.  Their star pitcher BLAKE SNELL was pitching a scoreless GEM, but Rays manager Kevin Cash removed him after he gave up a hit in the sixth inning. At that point, the Rays were up 1-0 . . . and Snell was NOT happy about being removed.  His replacement, relief pitcher NICK ANDERSON, immediately gave up two runs and the Rays were never able to come back. After the game, Cash said, quote, “I guess I regret it because it didn’t work out . . . Personally, I thought Blake had done his job and then some.” And Snell said, quote, “At the end of the day, I see both sides.  Just me, the way I felt that game, and what he was able to see what I was doing  . . . I don’t want to be taken out of that game.” Dodgers shortstop COREY SEAGER was named the MVP. By the way, Dodgers third baseman JUSTIN TURNER was removed in the eighth inning after testing POSITIVE for COVID-19, which seemed appropriate given this crazy season. Apparently, a lab was reviewing test results during the game, and as soon as the positive test was noticed, they alerted MLB, which had the Dodgers pull Turner. Naturally, Turner was not with his teammates as they celebrated, and supposedly everyone on the team was tested when they returned to the hotel.  There’s no word if anyone else was infected, but Turner says he’s feeling fine.

So yesterday we talked about how the NBA could start around Christmas with the first game being around December 22nd.  And, apparently, some players, including Lebron James are NOT happy with that.  Rumor is that he thinks its too early and actually has told some folks that he would sit out the first month of the year if it starts on the 22nd.  Of course, this is the same guy who said he would never play in front of an empty arena, so keep that in mind…but still…he’s not the only player to feel that way. 

Superstar Cristiano Ronaldo has been ruled out of Wednesday’s UEFA Champions League match against Barcelona after “the Italian champions failed to declare the Portugal international had tested negative in time to face Barcelona,” per ESPN. According to that report, “UEFA protocol states a player has until 24 hours before kickoff to return a negative test before he can be declared available. As Juve and Barca meet on Wednesday and no negative test was presented to UEFA, Ronaldo will not be available for selection. Ronaldo tested positive for the coronavirus Oct. 13 while with the Portugal national team.

Dez Bryant has caught on with another team The Baltimore Ravens announced Tuesday they signed the former Dallas Cowboys wide receiver to a practice-squad contract. Again, before you go drafting him to your Fantasy team…this is the practice squad.  He could stay there the entire time or he could get the promotion.  But, Dez tweeted he was extremely thankful and that he couldn’t stop crying after being signed.   Speaking of practice squad, Eric Reid, who hasn’t played in a few years after being released, and after a few years of political activism involving the league and protests, turned down joining the practice squad for the Washington Football team. 

Carolina Panthers running back Christian McCaffrey has been designated to return from injured reserve as he continues to work his way back from a high-ankle sprain suffered in Week 2. After missing the past five games with the ankle injury, McCaffrey returned to practice on Monday. He has yet to be officially ruled out for Thursday’s contest against the Atlanta Falcons, though Ian Rapoport of NFL Network reported the running back is a “long-shot” to play this week.  Head coach Matt Rhule noted Tuesday he is “hopeful” McCaffrey will be able to play against Atlanta.

The Carolina Panthers have cut practice squad player Josh Hawkins after he was caught partying without a mask. The video of Hawkins dancing in a restaurant was posted on social media. After Hawkins was released from the team, Panthers coach Matt Rhule was asked if the video caused Hawkins’ release. He simply said the personnel move was in the best interest of the team.