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Here’s Exactly What Time to Get in Bed, Based on When You Need to Wake Up – Mirror

St. Louis man loses $1 million after stats change in Rams game – KMOV

Massive asteroid named after Apophis – the ‘God of Chaos’ – gains speed as it travels towards Earth with a potential impact date of 2068 in explosion that would be equivalent to 880 MILLION tons of TNT – DailyMail

26% of Americans will be drinking beer on election night . . . 23% will drink wine . . . and 1 in 7 aren’t messing around, with 15% drinking liquor.  (Full Story)

Police officer killed by rooster during raid on Manila cockfight – CTVnews

Costco will stop selling coconut milk from Thai suppliers because they use MONKEYS as forced labor.  (Full Story)

Harley-Davidson’s ebike is here, just don’t call it a Harley – CNN

You Can Win the Rights to Have Your Ghost Haunt an Old Theater – CTVNews

 

67 year old Adult film star Ron Jeremy was charged with a bunch of new sex crimes yesterday.  He now faces seven additional sexual assault counts, including three counts of forcible rape, two counts of forcible oral copulation and one count each of sexual battery by restraint and more id rather not say. He was already facing more than 20 counts of sexual assault, with the allegations going back decades. He pleaded not guilty to the new charges. He is scheduled to return to court Dec. 14 for a preliminary hearing. He has been in jail since June. BTW, 14 cases were declined Wednesday because they were outside the statute of limitations. If convicted as charged, he faces a possible maximum sentence of more than 330 years to life in state prison. (In June, he was arrested and charged with three counts each of forcible rape and forcible penetration by a foreign object and one count each of forcible oral copulation and sexual battery. Then in August, he was further charged with six counts of sexual battery by restraint, five counts of forcible rape, three counts of forcible oral copulation, two counts of forcible penetration by a foreign object and one count each of sodomy, assault with intent to commit rape, penetration by a foreign object on an unconscious or sleeping victim, and lewd conduct with a 15-year-old girl, according to the district attorney’s office.)

This week, Pasadena, California’s city council told officials to come up with ideas to memorialize hometown boy Eddie Van Halen, who died of cancer on October 6th. The city could consider renaming a street near Van Halen’s rehearsal space.  Other considerations include installing a plaque, renaming a city building or building a statue. One resident is trying to convince city officials to preserve the concrete outside of a liquor store where EVH wrote his name.

When a musician dies many fans wait and hope for unreleased material. A song or 2 maybe 3. Rumor is Eddie Van Halen left behind “tons” of unreleased music, resulting in “close to a million CDs, cassettes, boxes and boxes and boxes.” The cashe of stuff was talked about in an interview back in 2008. And in cass you were wondering he was okay with it saying…it will come out someday and I hope people enjoy it.

Singer-songwriter BILLY JOE SHAVER died yesterday after suffering a stroke.  He was 81.  He released over 20 albums, and you may know him from the original version of the “Squidbillies” theme song.  His good friend Willie Nelson once called him “the greatest living songwriter.”  His music was recorded by Waylon Jennings, David Allan Coe, Patty Loveless, Kris Kristofferson, Jerry Lee Lewis, Elvis Presley, and Johnny Paycheck. It was ten years ago that Willie showed up to support Billy Joe at his trial when he was accused of shooting a guy in the face.  He was found not guilty.  Robert Duvall was at the trial too. April 2010 article…After a three-day trial that drew friends Willie Nelson and Robert Duvall to a Waco, Texas courtroom, outlaw country artist Billy Joe Shaver was found not guilty Friday on charges of aggravated assault for shooting a man in the face outside a Texas bar in 2007. “I am very sorry about the incident,” Shaver said outside the courtroom. “Hopefully things will work out where we become friends enough so that he gives me back my bullet.”

In a packed, sweltering courtroom, Shaver, 70, admitted to shooting Billy Bryant Coker on the back porch of Papa Joe’s Saloon, a beer joint outside Shaver’s Waco hometown. The singer pleaded self-defense, claiming Coker stirred his drink with a pocket blade, wiped it on Shaver’s shirt and asked him to come outside. “I felt he was gonna kill me,” Shaver testified. “He was a big bully, the worst I ever seen — a big bad one. And I been all around the world.”

State prosecutors argued Shaver could have left in his truck before shooting Coker. “I’m from Texas,” Shaver responded in his honky-tonk Texas drawl. “If I was a chicken shit I would have left.” The shooting occurred March 31, 2007, after Shaver stopped into the smoky bar for a beer with his former wife, Wanda. Shaver testified Coker was rude to Wanda and told Shaver to “Shut the fuck up.” After the two went outside, witnesses testified Shaver asked Coker, “Where do you want it?” then pointed a .22 pistol at Coker’s cheek, pulled the trigger and fled in his truck. When Shaver was asked on the stand if he shot Coker because Shaver was jealous the victim was talking Shaver’s wife, Shaver laughed. “I get more woman than a passenger train can haul,” he said.

KAREN O from the YEAH YEAH YEAHS and WILLIE NELSON recorded a new cover of “Under Pressure“. . . which was originally recorded by Queen and David Bowie, and released in 1981. Karen says, quote, “Our cover was meant to be more intimate but just as saturated with the power of love.  “I can’t listen to this song without tearing up every time Willie comes in, one of the purest voices which of course reflects a pure heart, and I get to sing alongside it.  I hope the song brings as much light to the listener as it has to me in dark times.”

David Bowie tribute concert starring Trent Reznor, Billy Corgan, Gary Oldman, Perry Farrell, Macy Gray, and more will stream live on January 8, 2021, celebrating the late artist’s 74th birthday. Organized by longstanding Bowie pianist Mike Garson, “A Bowie Celebration: Just for one day!” will have all this talent doing Bowie songs. Tickets start at $20. Other guests include Lena Hall, Bush’s Gavin Rossdale, Def Leppard’s Joe Elliott, and the Cult’s Ian Astbury, as well as Bowie’s longtime producer Tony Visconti. It will be available to watch for the 24 hours following broadcast. 

‘Rolling Stone’ dropped the trailer for ‘Zappa’, the documentary about one of music’s most mad geniuses, Frank Zappa.  The late artist’s family helped director Alex Winter with the film, providing never-seen-before footage, interviews and more. ‘Zappa’ follows the career timeline of the avant-garde artist, from his beginnings as a self-taught musician through his time with his band, Mothers of Invention. You’ll also get to see Zappa’s battle against censorship with the Parental Music Resource Center and his productive years prior to his 1993 death from prostate cancer at only 52. ‘Zappa’ arrives November 27th.

Metallica bassist Robert Trujillo and Ozzy producer Andrew Watt threw a birthday bash last weekend that turned into a massive jam session. Thankfully it was caught on cell phone and is up on Youtube. Post Malone was there on guitar. Chad Smith AND Taylor Hawkins were on drums. Chris Chaney from Jane’s Addiction also there playing. My 2 favorite Youtube comments so far… “Dude, I didn’t know Post Malone could jam like that.” and “This is what happens when someone says ‘Let’s just get stoned and jam.'”

Jack Black and his Tenacious D partner Kyle Gass recorded an election-themed spoof of “The Time Warp” song from “Rocky Horror Picture Show”.  (It features tons of guest stars, including Jamie Lee Curtis, Sarah Silverman, George Takei, King Princess, Ezra Miller, John Waters, and Susan Sarandon who starred in the original “Rocky Horror”.

Katy Perry and Orlando Bloom posted an Instagram video were they encourage people to vote

At this point, we’re all sick of celebrities talking politics . . . but there’s a new study out on the influence of celebrities when it comes to voting, and there are a few interesting takeaways. Among all voters, 36% said that LeBron James is the celebrity who’s done the MOST to raise awareness and motivate people to vote.  Taylor Swift is second with 13%, The Rock is next at 9%, followed by Oprah at 6%. And when asked to name the celebrity whose opinion they trusted the most regarding political or social issues, Tom Hanks came in first with 49%. The Rock is a close second at 45%, followed by Oprah (38%) and LeBron (32%). For Democrats alone, the list is similar:  Oprah was #1 with 55% . . . followed by Hanks (53%), The Rock (47%) and LeBron (44%). For Republicans, Kid Rock ranked as the most influential voice with 46% of the vote.  He was followed by Ted Nugent (43%), Hanks (42%) and The Rock (41%).

 

Amazon is pulling a Netflix. They aren’t fully up front about numbers but… they said that “Borat 2” was streamed by, quote, “tens of millions of customers” during its debut weekend. Also, Kazakhstan isn’t fighting the whole “Borat” thing anymore.  They’re actually using Borat’s catchphrase, “Very Nice,” in tourism ads.  One official says, quote, “In COVID times, when tourism spending is on hold, it was good to see the country mentioned in the media.”  (The ads are mostly visual with the catchphrase being used after tasting something, taking in the beauty and having a picture taken.  Here’s a rapid-fire clip.

62-year-old JEANISE JONES is one of the breakout stars of “Borat 2”. If you haven’t seen the movie yet, she basically babbysits Borat’s daughter Tutar while he takes care of some business. But she ends up helping Tutar learn to love herself, and think for herself. She didn’t know it was fake and her pastor who recommended her for the part didn’t know it was fake. She was pissed at first. She was really concerened for Tutar. She hasa been out of work due to the pandemic and she only made $3600 on the film. But this will help.  Her pastor set up a GoFundMe for her.  As of last night, it raised more than $99,000. FYI, in an interview on Monday, Jeanise said she hasn’t seen “Borat 2” yet, because she doesn’t have Amazon Prime.

This shouldn’t come as a shock to you, but when you “buy” video content from Amazon Prime, you don’t necessarily own it forever. A woman filed a class-action lawsuit against Amazon earlier this year for unfair competition and false advertising claiming that the company “secretly reserves the right” to end a customer’s access to content they purchased. Amazon’s response to that is . . . IT’S NO SECRET.  When you buy digital content, what you’re actually paying for is a LIMITED LICENSE. And that content may become unavailable if “a third-party rights’ holder revokes or modifies Amazon’s license.” Amazon also points out that this is in the site’s user agreement, and is presented to customers every time they buy digital content.  And whether you read that agreement or not . . . and we all know we don’t . . . you’re bound by it.

George Clooney has imagined the most terrifying scenario for the planet and turned it into a film for Netflix. ‘Midnight Sky’ sees Clooney as a scientist stuck in the Arctic who discovers Earth has run out of oxygen.  His mission?  To stop a team of astronauts returning home to the catastrophe. Clooney also directed ‘Midnight Sky’ which gets a Netflix release December 23rd.

Matthew McConaughey recently opened up about his weight loss transformation for 2013’s ‘Dallas Buyers Club’ to play a stage 4 HIV patient, McConaughey goes on to say he had to do it   And it  paid off since he got an Oscar for the role.

You’ve heard the debates about when it’s time to put up your Christmas decorations, and when it’s okay to start playing Christmas music.  But this is something new. According to a new survey, a startling number of people have already started watching holiday MOVIES. One in three people say they’ve already watched a Christmas flick, and of those, 40% said they started watching in October.  Which begs the question:  When did the others start?  37% said September, 20% said August or earlier.  80% of those who started early say they think they’ll need to find NEW holiday movies to watch this year. For now, the holiday movies people love to revisit the most are:  “Home Alone”“It’s a Wonderful Life”, and “How the Grinch Stole Christmas”.  And 64% of the respondents say they’re looking forward to the holidays more than ever this year . . . probably because the pandemic has put such a damper on things.  That, or maybe people just want to skip to the end of 2020.

If DEEP FAKES still don’t concern you, they might after you watch the new project from “South Park” creators TREY PARKER and MATT STONE. It’s called “Sassy Justice”, and it’s a fake news show where everyone is a realistic-looking deep fake . . . including star Fred Sassy, who has DONALD TRUMP’s face, but an effeminate voice. The first episode features an interview with a deep-faked JARED KUSHNER and IVANKA TRUMP, and a deep-faked MARK ZUCKERBERG as a pitchman for a sleazy dialysis clinic. “Sassy Justice” will be a weekly show on YouTube.  The first episode, appropriately enough, is all about deep fakes. 

BIRTHDAYS

Christopher C.J. Wallace is 24.  The son of the Notorious B.I.G.

Jon Abrahams is 43.  Robert De Niro’s reefer-smoking son, Denny, in “Meet the Parents”

Tracee Ellis Ross is 48“Black-ish”.

Gabrielle Union is 48

Winona Ryder is 49.  

Dan Castellaneta is 63.  Homer 

Richard Dreyfuss is 73.  Matt Hooper in “Jaws”.

TODAY’S BURTON BIRTHDAY OF THE DAY….He was the lead singer of Quiet Riot.  Their big hits?  Cum On Feel The Noize and Bang Your Head…he died back in 2007…but Kevin DuBrow would have been 65 years young today.

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PORNO BIRTHDAY

Today’s PORNO BIRTHDAY which is being brought to you by Patricia’s…where fun and fantasy meet is….

LUCKY STAR

Today’s birthday girl has screamed so much she’s lost her voice and its not from being scared… and she’s shown off her work in 117 fine films including: 



  • 69 Jump Street
  • Stress Relief
  • It’s Not Scary…Just Hairy Volume 4
  • Heroes of The Orgy
  • Pressure
  • Rocki Whore Picture Show
  • Step Mom Knows Best
  • And who could forget…her unforgettable role in…There’s No Place Like Mom

LUCKY STAR is 48 YEARS OLD

TOM BRADY and BEN ROETHLISBERGER are very close to becoming the most-sacked quarterbacks of all time. According to ESPN, BRETT FAVRE holds the all-time record . . . he was sacked 525 times.  JOHN ELWAY is second with 516. Roethlisberger is third at 511, and Brady is close behind in fourth with 508.  So clearly they’re both on pace to surpass Favre . . . unless they abruptly retire.  In fact, there’s a good chance they could become #1 and #2 by the end of this season. The only other active quarterback in the Top 10 is AARON RODGERS, who’s in tenth with 455. As much as it would be fun to say that opponents just enjoy sacking these quarterbacks more than others, being on this list is mostly just a longevity thing. Favre played 20 seasons.  Roethlisberger is in his 17th, and Brady is in his 21st, although he only played in one game in two of those seasons.

MLB Commissioner Rob Manfred issued a critical statement of Los Angeles Dodgers third baseman Justin Turner, who came onto the field to celebrate with teammates despite testing positive for COVID-19.  “Following the Dodgers’ victory, it is clear that Turner chose to disregard the agreed-upon joint protocols and the instructions he was given regarding the safety and protection of others,” MLB said in a statement Wednesday. They went on to say, “Turner’s decision to leave isolation and enter the field was wrong and put everyone he came in contact with at risk. When MLB security raised the matter of being on the field with Turner, he emphatically refused to comply.”

For a couple days now we have been talking about how Wisconsin had their first string QB test positive (twice) for Covid…and then the backup tested positive…so the 3rd stringer would be starting against Nebraska this weekend.  Well, no need to worry about it anymore. Wisconsin announced its game with Nebraska will be canceled due to an “elevated number of COVID-19 cases within the Badgers program.” The Badgers have registered 12 positive COVID-19 tests in the last five days. Head coach Paul Chryst is among those who have tested positive. Wisconsin will now pause all football activities for seven days.

A “substantial faction” of NBA players are pushing the league to start the 2020-21 season on Jan. 18,. The proposed calendar from the players would make Dec. 1 the first day of free agency. The NBA league office reportedly told the Board of Governors on Friday that Dec. 22 is the targeted start date for the 2020-21 season. The league is considering a 72-game schedule for 2020-21 as well as a potential play-in tournament to determine the No. 8 seed in each conference. 

Kyle Larson has signed a multiyear contract with Hendrick Motorsports to drive the No. 5 Chevrolet Camaro beginning with the 2021 NASCAR Cup Series season. Larson was reinstated by NASCAR officials on Oct. 19 following his completion of sensitivity training at the sanctioning body’s direction, more than six months after his April suspension for his use of a racial slur during an iRacing event. Larson continues to fulfill requirements in order to keep his NASCAR membership current, and his reinstatement will be effective on Jan. 1, 2021.

We talked about how the Chiefs/Jets spread is one of the biggest in history…The Jets are getting almost 3 touchdowns….its the 9th largest spread in NFL history…here are the TOP 5 largest spreads ever. 5. 49ers vs. Falcons 1987 Week 4 (-24)4. 49ers vs. Bengals 1993 Week 14 (-24)3. Patriots vs. Eagles 2007 Week 12 (-25)2. Steelers vs. Buccaneers 1976 Week 13 (-27)1.  Broncos vs. Jaguars 2013 Week 6 (-28)