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Woman Nabbed For Lewd Act At 7-Eleven – TheSmokingGun

Patrons at a 7-Eleven in Florida were treated yesterday to a lewd display by a 28-year-old woman who allegedly exposed and pleasured herself near the front doors of the convenience store.

Here Are the Chain Restaurants People Flocked Back to Once They Re-Opened – TopAgency

Five Ways You’re Eating Italian Food Wrong – TheSun

The ice cream bars that were called Eskimo Pies are now going to be called Edy’s Pies. Eater

Clam Chowder Is the Trendiest Fall Food in America? – DailyMail

Chesterfield police rescue man from burning car – KSDK

Due to Extremely Rare Situation, Woman Suffers Brain Fluid Leak From COVID-19 Swab – ScienceAlert

There’s a video on TikTok of a woman threatening to kill her neighbor’s dog after that neighbor changed their WiFi password.  (Full Story)

Starbucks Is Selling Glow-in-the-Dark Halloween Cups That You Can Resell on eBay – BusinessInsider

A woman in Australia discovered her headaches were caused by tapeworm larvae in her brain – CNN

Oh God, These Things Have a ‘Slaughter Phase’ – Gizmodo

A New Contest Is Looking for America’s “Most Talented Beard” – BroBible

People Are Putting Up Their Christmas Trees Already as “Fall Trees” – Delish

We Now Have a Sexy Mail-In Ballot Halloween Costume – BusinessInsider

Coronavirus Insanity: An Erotic Novel Where a Scientist Has Sex with Coronavirus Is Going Viral – NYpost

Two Missouri men charged for illegal hand fishing at Lake of the Ozarks – Fox2Now

After the debate a lot of people were upset with moderator Chris Wallace saying he treated Trump unfairly and Trump himself saying he was mistreated. Upset enough that they unleashed the power of social media. They circulated a picture of Chris Wallace with Jeffrey Eptein on his supposed Pedophile Island. With quotes like “No wonder Chris Wallace is a staunch anti Trumper. He’s been to Epstein Island. Ummm it was a picture of Chris Wallace and George Clooney. 

The animated “Onward” is up for Best Family Movie at the “People’s Choice Awards”.  CHRIS PRATT hit up Instagram to ask fans to vote for it. Some people had a problem with his method. He said, quote, “With all that’s going on in the world it is more important than ever that you vote.  Just ask any celebrity.  They will tell you.  Every day.  Several times a day.  To vote.  But me?  I will tell you EXACTLY who to vote for.  ‘Onward’. “The heroes before us did not spill their blood only to have their sacrifices wasted by your apathy.  The upcoming 2020 People’s Choice Awards is the most consequential vote in the history of mankind times a million infinity. “Vote for ‘Onward’ for family movie of the year.  Or else.  You WILL die.  No hyperbole.  Click the link in my bio.  Let your voice be heard.” Obviously he was joking, but it rubbed some people the wrong way.  He got called insensitive for making light of what they feel really IS a historically important election in November. One person reminded him that more than 210,000 people actually HAVE died, thanks to the coronavirus.  No word back from Chris yet.

As you probably know, the actors from the Marvel Universe are in a fantasy football league together.  It’s all for charity, but that doesn’t mean they don’t take it seriously.  For his Week 5 matchup with Robert Downey Jr., Paul Rudd made an amazing hype video that parodies Black Sabbath’s “Iron Man”

Now that RUSH is done, don’t expect them to start putting out unreleased stuff.  GEDDY LEE says, “There’s actually not much in the vaults.  We were a band that used what we wrote and if we didn’t like what we were writing, we stopped writing it. “So there are really no unreleased Rush songs that were worth a damn.  Recording our songs was so difficult and ambitious that we didn’t do extra stuff and pick the best.”

The movie Dune will no longer release on its planned Dec. 18 date. Warner Bros. and Legendary have not yet officially set a new release date for the film, but im hearing it will be moved to early October 2021. It stars Timothée Chalamet, Josh Brolin, Zendaya, Jason Momoa,  

Remember Wonder Woman 1984 moved from October 2020 to Christmas 2020. The Dune redate effects The Batman release date of Oct. 1, 2021 date.  That one will now open on March 4, 2022.

Last night on “The Tonight Show,” Daniel Craig told Jimmy what he won’t miss about playing James Bond. April 2nd 2021 is the current release date for No Time to Kill.

Ten months after the first trailer debuted, a second trailer for the Ryan Reynolds action-comedy, ‘Free Guy’, has dropped. Ryan Reynolds’ character, Guy, lives inside Free City, a violent video game, as a non-playable character. In this second trailer he meets Molotov Girl, a programmer helps Guy go from boring banker to hero. The movie is still slated for a December 11, 2020 release.  Fingers crossed it’s not delayed.

What a great idea for a movie. Andy Sandberg, Craig Robinson and Common will star in a movie about a strain of weed that gives you super powers. Adam Mansbach will write the screenplay. He is the guy who wrote  Go the F*ck to Sleep  which has been translated into 40 languages and was named Time magazine’s 2011 “Thing of the Year.” The two sequels, You Have to F*cking Eat and F*ck, Now There Are Two of You are also bestsellers, with the audiobooks memorably narrated by Samuel L. Jackson, Bryan Cranston and Larry David, respectively.  

Back in August of 2019 Netflix decided to keep GLOW the show about women wrestling on for a fourth and final season. Covid hits and now its gone for ever. The show has a cast of about 20 so its expensive. Plus having to put in all the health resctrictions due to COVID just made it too much for Netflix.  

In 2016, MARIAH CAREY was briefly engaged to a billionaire named JAMES PACKER.  But he doesn’t make it into her new memoir, “The Meaning of Mariah Carey”.  And now Mariah is explaining why. She says, quote, “If it was a relationship that mattered, it’s in the book.  If not, it didn’t occur.  [James and I] didn’t have a physical relationship, to be honest with you.” It was actually Packer who called off the engagement in October of 2016.  Mariah sold her 35-carat diamond for $2.1 million, then started dating her backup dancer Bryan Tanaka.  They’ve been together ever since.

The media sometimes likes to focus on how many relationships WOMEN have had . . . but Buzzfeed has a list of 27 famous men who “have been married and divorced more than you realized.”

Here they are, from MOST marriages to least:

1.  Eight marriages:  Larry King, who’s also been divorced eight times

2.  Seven marriages:  Gregg Allman and Richard Pryor

3.  Six marriages:  Billy Bob Thornton

4.  Five marriages:  Martin Scorsese, Cary Grant, Ben Folds, Christopher Lloyd, Kenny Rogers, Geraldo Rivera, Sean Bean, James Cameron, George Foreman, and Gary Oldman

5.  Four marriages:  Rush Limbaugh, Marc Anthony, Johnny Carson, Leslie Nielsen, Muhammad Ali, Robert Duvall, Willie Nelson, Nicolas Cage, Frank Sinatra, Kelsey Grammer, and Billy Joel

6.  Three marriages:  Tom Cruise and Harrison Ford.

“MTV Unplugged” is coming back a week from this Friday . . . directly from MILEY CYRUS’ backyard. Miley will perform acoustic versions of her own hits, plus covers of songs by BRITNEY SPEARS, PEARL JAM, the CARDIGANS, and more. This will be Miley’s second “Unplugged” session.  She also did it in 2014 to promote her album “Bangerz”

AC/DC has that new song Shot in the Dark we played the other day. The new album is “PWR/UP and it will be released on November 13. The follow-up to 2014’s “Rock Or Bust” features AC/DC’s 2020 lineup of Brian Johnson (vocals), Phil Rudd (drums), Cliff Williams (bass), Angus Young (guitar) and Stevie Young (guitar).

BIRTHDAYS

LeBron James Jr is 16

Clemson QB Trevor Lawrence is 21

Amy Jo Johnson is 50.  Kimberly, the Pink Power Ranger. 

Tony Dungy is 65

Kevin Cronin is 69.  Lead singer of REO Speedwagon.

Today’s BURTON BIRTHDAY OF THE DAY….He’s an old school rassler from the 60s.  Possibly one of the greatest wreslters of all time.  He was inducted into the WWE Hall of Fame in 2013 – and that was after he turned them down for years because he didn’t like where the product was headed with all the extreme cursing and sex on TV.  He unfortunately passed away in 2018…Bruno Sammartino would have been 85 years old today. 

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PORNO BIRTHDAY

JORDAN LEE

Today’s birthday girl has hit the meat more times than Rocky Balboa in 229 fine films including:

  • Anal Disciples 2: The Anal Conflict
  • Double Dippin
  • The Largest Ever
  • Pervert
  • Those Pizza Sluts
  • Strip Poker
  • And who could forget..her unforgettable role in…Philmore Butts Meets The Palm Beach Nympho Katy Willets.

JORDAN LEE is 61 YEARS OLD

The Houston Astros struggled against the Oakland Athletics during the regular season, winning just three games through 10, but they made up for that with a 10-5victory in Game 1 of the American League Division Series on Monday.  The Yankees (and Rays for that matter) had a homerun-fest yesterday, but it was the Yankees who came out on top with a 9-3 win.  The Yankees hit FOUR homers including a grand slam from Giancarlo Stanton on their way to the win.  Four games on the schedule today.  Game 2 of both the Yankees/Rays and Astros/As series.  Also games 1 of the Marlins/Braves series and the Padres/Dodgers series.  The first game has a 2:08 first pitch while the late game starts at 9:38PM.

It was a Monday Night doubleheader after the postponed Chiefs/Patriots game was moved to Monday night.  And the ACTUAL scheduled game went pretty much as planned.  The undefeated Packers remained undefeated as Aaron Rodgers tossed three touchdowns to tight end Robert Tonyan on their way to a 30-16 win.  The Patriots made it SORTA close but the Chiefs ended up running away with the rescheduled game getting the 26-10 win. 

The Houston Texans announced the firing of head coach and general manager Bill O’Brien on Monday after six-plus seasons with the NFL organization and an 0-4 start this year.  Defensive coordinator Romeo Crennel will serve as the team’s interim head coach for the remainder of the season. The Texans hired O’Brien in January 2014 after he spent two years as head coach of the Penn State Nittany Lions.

As the NFL handles a COVID-19 outbreak that has forced two games to be postponed, league commissioner Roger Goodell has sent out a memo reemphasizing COVID-19 protocols and introducing new changes. New rules include changes to the free-agent tryout process, a ban on off-site gatherings and a video-monitoring system to be implemented across the league. The video-monitoring system will be used “to ensure compliance with the protocols—particularly the mandate that all staff and players wear PPE while in a club facility and on travel at all times.”  After three weeks of no issues, the league’s Week 4 schedule was impacted by the coronavirus. In the memo, Goodell suggested teams hold meetings virtually, wear masks during practice, travel with fewer players and personnel, and spend less time in common areas such as locker rooms.

Las Vegas Raiders tight end Darren Waller was fined $30,000 by the NFL for not following COVID-19 protocols at a recent fundraiser. Several teammates who also attended the event and did not follow the guidelines were fined $15,000, including quarterback Derek Carr.  The Darren Waller Foundation, which helps young adults addicted to drugs and alcohol, held a fundraiser in Las Vegas last Monday, but videos showed a large crowd of people not wearing masks. 

Tonight the Miami Heat look to tie things up against the LA Lakers as Game 4 of the NBA finals goes down from the NBA bubble.  The Heat won game 3 and it was so bad that Lebron actually WALKED OFF THE COURT and headed to the locker room with about 10 seconds to go.  Tip off tonight is scheduled for 8PM.

LSU is doing away with medical wellness checks for fans entering Tiger Stadium for Saturday’s game against Mizzou. The school said the decision was made to “reduce lines and wait times at gate entry points.” Fans planning to attend the game are advised to “conduct a self-assessment” before making the trip. LSU is also allowing fans to purchase alcohol, which they will have to consume at their seats to ensure the concourses don’t become too crowded. Here’s a statement from the school: “We closely monitored all aspects of game day with the new protocols in place knowing there would be areas for improvement. Among numerous tweaks and adjustments, observations and data gathered from fans highlighted five primary areas for modifications to our procedures and some areas of emphasis for fans.” LSU had 21,000 fans—roughly 21 percent of Tiger Stadium’s capacity—for the Tigers’ opening game.

Arizona head football coach Kevin Sumlin has contracted COVID-19 and will continue to work remotely while he quarantines. The coach said: “My family and I have been aggressive in our efforts to remain safe and healthy throughout these past seven months. My positive test result, while a shock, is a stark reminder how we must all remain vigilant in our focus on hand washing, physical distancing and face coverings. I am feeling well and will be engaged on a virtual basis until I complete the isolation protocol.”

Kamaru Usman and Gilbert Burns won’t be headlining UFC 256 on Dec. 12. Helwani that “Usman needs a little more time,” so the UFC is targeting a potential date in January or February instead. The promotion has yet to identify a new headline fight for the UFC 256 card. Usman and Burns were supposed to cross paths at UFC 251 on July 11, but Burns had to withdraw after testing positive for COVID-19. Masvidal filled in as a last-minute substitute and lost a unanimous decision to Usman.