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Booger Picker On The Bang Switch

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Prosthetic Leg Theft Results In Strong-Arm Robbery Charges, Cops Report – TheSmokingGun

Taco Bell customers are going all out to ‘save’ a beloved menu item: ‘Don’t do this to us’ – Yahoo

Taco Bell is doing its “steal a base, steal a taco” promotion for the ninth straight year . . . if a player steals a base during the World Series, everyone in the country will get a free taco.  (Full Story)

Jeweler exposes cheating husband with subtle secret message: ‘Oops’ – Yahoo

A Mom Goes Viral After Accidentally Giving Her Kids Rotten-Flavored Zombie Skittles for a Month – Brobible

Los Angeles County man sentenced to jail for repeatedly putting semen in co-worker’s water, food – Fox40

Trouble brewing: Italian worker gets four years for spiking colleague’s cappuccino – Independent

Police Track Down a Taco Bell Burglar . . . And Find He’s Already in Jail for Robbing a Different Taco Bell – Observer-Reporter

Brazilian Senator Caught Hiding Money “Between Buttocks” – NDTV

Smuggler is caught with 2lb of gold worth $60,000 in his backside after customs officers spotted his unusual walk at Indian airport – Dailymail

Tourist Returns ‘Cursed’ Stolen Artifacts To Pompeii After 15 Years Bad Luck – Forbes

A police sergeant in Wisconsin accidentally shot another person when he was drunk, but he claimed he didn’t know how he fired the gun because his finger wasn’t on the trigger.  Or as he put it, he didn’t have his, quote, “booger picker on the bang switch.”  (Full Story)

A man flying in a jetpack has been spotted again in the skies over Los Angeles – CNN

A PASTOR from North Carolina is accused of peeing on a woman who was asleep on a Delta flight from Las Vegas to Detroit.  (Full Story)

Chadwick Boseman’s death was a surprise to many because he kept his colon cancer a secret. Also shockingly…he had no will. His wife now has to ask the court to put her in charge of his estate. He only has three living relatives listed. His wife, along with his mother and father.  According to the legal documents, Chadwick’s estate is worth $939,000, which included 936,000 in “personal property.”

Adam Sandler seems to be a good guy who takes care of people right? Well look for the name Alaina Pinto in a movie of his soon. She WAS a morning news anchor at channel 7 in Boston. She made an appearance in Sandlers Hubie Halloween. Just a cameo. She played a news anchor in the film, which was shot in Massachusetts. Her character, like others in the fictional channel’s studio, dressed as Harley Quinn for Halloween and cracked jokes about the outfit. She tweeted yesterday that she was fired because that inadvertently violated her contract

Colin Jost was on “Ellen” yesterday and was asked about rumors he’s leaving SNL soon.

Every Host in SNL Weekend Update History, Ranked

1 Norm Macdonald1994-1997

2 Dennis Miller1985-1991

3 Tina Fey and Amy Poehler 2004-2006

4 Michael Che & Colin Jost 2015-present

5 Chevy Chase 1975-1976

6 Amy Poehler and Seth Meyers 2006-2008

7 Jane Curtin 1976-1980

8 Seth Meyers 2006-2014

9 Dan Aykroyd 1977-1978

10 Jimmy Fallon and Tina Fey 2000-2004

11 Bill Murray 1978-1980

12 Kevin Nealon 1991-1994

13 Cecily Strong and Seth Meyers 213-2014

14 Colin Quinn 1998-2000

15 Colin Jost and Cecily Strong 2014

16 Horatio Sanz and Amy Poehler 2005

Someone DM’d me about this and it was all of social media but the rumors NOT true that DUSTIN DIAMOND . . . a.k.a. Screech from “Saved By the Bell” . . . DIED in a PRISON RIOT at the age of 43. Quick IS he even IN prison?  He did do a few months behind bars for pulling a knife during a bar fight, but that was five years ago. The story says that during the prison riot, quote, “an unknown man pulled out a shank and stuck it in Dustin’s neck, severing the carotid artery [and] causing a dramatic loss of blood resulting in his death.” It also says, quote, “The family is asking for donations to help pay off strip clubs and bars Dustin owed money to.  Donations for a headstone are also appreciated.” Dustin hasn’t commented, and he’s been flying under the radar recently, so it’s unclear what he’s up to . . . other than NOT being shanked in prison.

There’s a rumor going around that former Spider-Man stars ANDREW GARFIELD and TOBEY MAGUIRE will make an appearance in “Spider-Man 3”, alongside the current star TOM HOLLAND. The studio didn’t DENY it . . . a rep just said, quote, “Those rumored castings are not confirmed.” Tobey played Peter Parker from 2002 to 2004 . . . Andrew took over from 2012 to 2014 . . . and Tom made his first on-screen appearance as Spider-Man in 2016. It’s unclear exactly how it would work . . . but the rumor called it a potential “live-action Spider-verse,” where Doctor Strange and time travel come into play, so that the other Spider-Men could join Tom’s version in an epic battle.

I will describe a movie from 1984 to see if you can guess it. A teenaged boy living in a trailer park who used video games as a way to disappear from his humdrum life. When he becomes the highest scoring player on an arcade game called Starfighter, the boy is kidnapped by an alien and learns that the game is actually a training simulator for a real-life interplanetary conflict, and he’s drafted into their war. The last Star Fighter. They are doing a sequel. The lead characters are now parents and will all be updates to present time. FYI the ending credits of the theatrical release in 1984 promised a video game based on the movie by Atari. As a matter of fact the first 3D game from Atari. Then Atari saw the film and said nevermind.

If you like stand-up comedy, there’s a new movie out today that’ll really give you the feeling of what it’s like.  And it has an all-star comedian cast.  “The Opening Act” stars Jimmy O. Yang as the main character, with Cedric the Entertainer, Ken Jeong, Alex Moffat, Neal Brennan, Bill Burr, Whitney Cummings, and Russell Peters. October 16th on Amazon Prime

Alice in Chains is celebrating the 30th anniversary of their debut, ‘Facelift’, (man in a box and sea of sorrow) with two re-releases. The standard vinyl re-issue, coming November 13th, will run you $25. But if you can hold out a little longer and spend more, Alice in Chains has a deluxe ‘Facelift’ box set coming January 29th. The box set comes with two LPs, a cassette tape, poster, hard cover photo book, tour laminate and more.  The price? $152.00. You can pre-order both reissues at Alice In Chain’s website.

Disney+ is running a new, updated content warning before several titles that contain racist character portrayals. It says, quote, “This program includes negative depictions and/or mistreatment of people or cultures.  These stereotypes were wrong then and are wrong now. “Rather than remove this content, we want to acknowledge its harmful impact, learn from it and spark conversation to create a more inclusive future together. “Disney is committed to creating stories with inspirational and aspirational themes that reflect the rich diversity of the human experience around the globe.” The movies that carry this warning include:

“The Aristocats” . . . in which a very offensive Asian cat plays drums during the musical number “Everybody Wants to Be a Cat.

 “Peter Pan” . . . with its insensitive portrayal of “Indians“.

 “Dumbo” . . . and its “black” crows.

 And “Swiss Family Robinson” with its pirates in “yellow face” and “brown face”.

The warning also suggests that viewers visit a section of the Disney website called Stories Matter, which is dedicated to diversity and inclusion.

Lesbian teen vampires are coming to Netflix!  Relax its more of a young adult vampire fiction then… ok I have 30 minutes to myself. Netflix is developing a show based on a short story called “First Kill”, by author Victoria “V. E.” Schwab. It’s about a teenage vampire named Juliette who has to make her first kill so she can take her place among her powerful vampire family.  She chooses a new girl in town named Calliope, not knowing that Calliope is actually a VAMPIRE HUNTER. Oh yeah . . . and they fall in love. EMMA ROBERTS is producing the show, but there’s no word if she’ll be in it.  There’s also no word when it’ll premiere.

The figures of Rudolph and Santa from the classic 1964 Christmas special “Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer” are hitting the auction block.  They’re being sold together and they’re expected to fetch up to $250,000. Rudolph is six inches tall, and Santa is 11.  They’re made of wood, wire, cloth, and leather, while Santa’s beard is yak hair.  Rudolph’s nose still lights up.  And even after more than 50 years, you can still move them like the original animators did. The Staten Island collector who’s parting with them says he wants something to leave to his grandchildren.  Quote, “I always said I would die with the dolls.  I’m just putting the family first.” 

MILEY CYRUS is one of the guest stars on DOLLY PARTON’s “A Holly Dolly Christmas” album, which came out a couple of weeks ago.  Dolly is Miley’s godmother, so it probably just took a phone call to get the ball rolling, right?   Well, not exactly.  Miley was asked about it on “The Graham Norton Show”, You should buy TAYLOR SWIFT’s guitar.  Or maybe TIM MCGRAW’s F131 Hellcat Motorcycle . . . or CLINT BLACK’s harmonica.  They’re all part of a huge celebrity charity auction to benefit ACM Lifting Lives COVID-19 Response Fund.  Check out the stuff up for bid at Christies.com

Celebrities Celebrating Birthdays This Weekend

Zac Efron and his six pack abs are 33.

“Rogue One” star.  She’s also Ruth Bader Ginsburg in “On the Basis of Sex”, and Stephen Hawking’s wife in “The Theory of Everything”, Felicity Jones is 37.

Singer John Mayer is 43.

Born Marshall Mathers the Third, Eminem is 48.

Chris Kirkpatrick from ‘N Sync is 49.

Wyclef Jean from the Fugees. is 51

Red Hot Chili Peppers bassist Flea is 58.

Genius creator of “Office Space”, “Beavis & Butt-head” and “King of the Hill”, Mike Judge is 58.

Jean-Claude Van Damme is 60.

Norm MacDonald is 61.

Country superstar Alan Jackson is 62.

Actor Tim Robbins is 62.

One of the best tennis players of all time, Martina Navratilova is 64.

Norm on “Cheers”, George Wendt is 72.

Spinal Tap lead singer and guitarist David St. Hubbins, Michael McKean is 73.

Bob Weir from The Grateful Dead is 73.

Suzanne Somers is 74.

Mike Ditka is 81.

Mary Ann on “Gilligan’s Island”, Dawn Wells is 82.

Angela Lansbury is 95.

It would have been Chuck Berry’s birthday on Sunday.  (1926 – 2017)

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PORNO BIRTHDAY

Teri Starr

Today’s birthday girl has been driven into the ground harder than a quarterback on a Sunday afternoon in 210 fine films including:

  • Big Tool Time
  • Bootylicious 29: Slap My Bitch Up
  • Brown Eyed Blondes
  • Caught from Behind 30
  • Farmer’s Daughters do Hollywood
  • Stop My Ass Is On Fire 1
  • Hot Bods And Tail Pipe 2 and 4
  • And who could forget…her unforgettable role in… Friction Addiction

Teri Starr is 44 YEARS OLD

  • Conor McGregor tweeted Wed. that he has accepted a Jan. 23 fight against Dustin Poirier and he wants to have it at AT&T Stadium, home of the Dallas Cowboys. 
  • Poirier responded to McGregor on Twitter: “Close to home for me on my birthday weekend! What weight?”
  • Looks like we have a rematch!  Sources are saying McGregor has agreed to the fight only verbally. There is no bout agreement yet. Sounds exciting though. 
  • Poirier faced McGregor on September 27, 2014.  He lost the fight by TKO in the first round.

The Kansas City Chiefs signed free agent Le’Veon Bell, the team announced Thursday.

Bell will team up with rookie first-round pick Clyde Edwards-Helaire to serve as the counterbalance to an explosive passing offense led by reigning Super Bowl MVP Patrick Mahomes. Bell, 28, played only 17 games with the New York Jets before they released him Tuesday, ending a tumultuous relationship between the running back and head coach Adam Gase. The former All-Pro is expected to add some punch to a Kansas City running game that lost Super Bowl hero Damien Williams due to a COVID opt-out this offseason. And Bell, it seems, will have an opportunity to get revenge on his former team soon. The Chiefs face the Jets on Nov. 1. In 2019, Bell signed a four-year, $52 million deal with New York. He sat out the entire 2018 season due to a contract dispute with the Steelers.

Occasionally, sports fans with money to burn find the opportunity to buy the ultimate piece of memorabilia — a championship ring. Rarely does that chance arrive this soon. Less than two months after the Kansas City Chiefs were awarded their Super Bowl rings, one is up for auction. Whose ring is it? Goldin Auctions announced on Thursday the sale of Mike Weber’s Super Bowl ring. Weber was a practice squad running back who didn’t sign with the Chiefs until January in the midst of their playoff run. He was not active for any of their games. The Chiefs cut Weber in May. So it’s safe to assume he doesn’t attach a lot of sentimental value to the piece. An undrafted running back out of Ohio State in 2019 who spent most of his rookie season on the Dallas Cowboys practice squad, Weber hasn’t played a down in the NFL and is not signed with a team this season. According to TMZ, the ring started with a $35,000 asking price and received a $55,000 bid by Thursday afternoon with 17 days remaining on the auction. Goldin anticipates that the ring could end up fetching six figures, according to TMZ.

In the end, that’s not a bad signing bonus for spending a few weeks on a team’s practice squad. yahooo

The Lakers re-signing Rajon Rondo – even to just a minimum-salary contract – last offseason drew skepticism. He was such a terrible fit with LeBron James. And the Lakers gave Rondo a two-year deal – with a player option! But Rondo, 12 years after he won with the Celtics, proved he could still help a championship team. He improved his on-court chemistry with LeBron. And Rondo especially stepped up in the title-clinching Game 6 of the NBA Finals. Now, it’s time to get paid. Rajon Rondo will opt out of his contract with the Los Angeles Lakers to become an unrestricted free agent. So I guess we’ll see what he’s still worth to other teams.

Speaking of a Laker opting out All-Star Anthony Davis plans to opt out of the final year of his contract and re-sign with the franchise. Davis, who joined the Lakers in the summer of 2019 was an All-NBA first-team selection this season again. Davis, 27, and LeBron James formed a strong 1-2 combination, and the Lakers want to keep that pairing together for at least a few more seasons. Davis’ decision to opt out of the final season of his deal worth $28.7 million in 2020-21 is not unexpected. He can re-sign with the Lakers at $32.7 million for next season if the salary cap remains at $109 million.

These playoff demons follow Clayton Kershaw everywhere, from his baseball home of Dodger Stadium, to a stolen-sign ambush in Houston and finally, Thursday night, to the doorstep of his hometown, where the scenery changed but the narrative did not. It is Kershaw, and it is October, and so in the sixth inning of Game 4, National League Championship Series, 1-1 tie, an innocuous infield chopper kick-started Kershaw’s latest playoff misadventure. It ended six runs later with Atlanta on the verge of an NL pennant and the Dodgers, the deepest and most talented team in the game, pondering another winter far longer than they’d prefer.

 The final score was 10-2, Atlanta, and now Atlanta is one win from the World Series.

Wimbledon is set to go ahead next year even if the Grand Slam tournament has to be staged behind closed doors. The grasscourt championships were cancelled this year for the first time since World War II because of the coronavirus pandemic.

The All England Club is planning for several scenarios for 2021 — a full-capacity event, reduced-capacity tournament or holding it with no fans present.