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Police: Woman assaulted with bicycle tire after rejecting proposal

A rejected marriage proposal reportedly led to an arrest, according to Wichita Falls police

Wichita Falls Police were called to the 3100 block of Southeast Drive shortly after 1 p.m. Saturday on a report of an injured woman standing in the street yelling for help.  

Short pursuit ends on County Line Road – SSNewsTelegram

Reginald Dwayne Shackelford, a 54-year-old Arlington man, was allegedly found to be sitting in a white Cadillac stopped on the shoulder of Interstate 30 eastbound at mile marker 140 late Wednesday night, Hopkins County Sheriff ’s Deputy J. Wilkerson’s report indicated. The deputy reported he was checking on a stalled vehicle that had been reported in the righthand lane at mile marker 135. When

Dictionary.com Just Added a Ton of Woke Words . . . and Also the Word “Jabroni” – CNN

‘Benadryl Challenge’ on Tik Tok may have caused death of Oklahoma teen: Report – PennLive

An aspiring rapper in Virginia is going viral after he got “Dream Chaser” tattooed on his arm . . . but the tattoo artist did it backwards so it only looks right in a mirror.  (Full Story)

Troy, Missouri man charged in fatal road rage altercation – Fox2Now

New Apple TV to feature ‘upgraded’ remote to work with Find My app – TheApplePost

Coffee, ketchup and Nike Air Max: it’s the COVID consumer economy – Reuters

A tourist in Thailand took an INSANE selfie where she grabbed a tiger’s testicles.  (Full Story)

1,400 win SC lottery after picking 2-2-2-2 – WLTX

The FBI Is Investigating After Someone in a Jetpack Is Spotted Flying at 3,000 Feet – NYPost

A public health professor at Yale . . . yes, an Ivy League professor . . . says all these colleges having outbreaks might curb the spread if they allowed kids to play outdoor beer pong.

Ed Sheeran is a dad for the first time. His wife is named Cherry Seaborn it is her first as well. The name of their daughter is Lyra Antarctica Seaborn Sheeran.  Apparently, Lyra is the name of the main character of Sir Philip Pullman’s popular fantasy trilogy, His Dark Materialsand speculating that this is what inspired Sheeran. He is a fan of the work. 

“Daily Show” host TREVOR NOAH is dating actress MINKA KELLY,and according to sources, it’s getting serious.  They’ve reportedly been together for a few months. Minka was last linked to Jesse Williams from “Grey’s Anatomy”.  She has also dated Chris Evans, Derek Jeter, and Wilmer Valderrama.  She’s 40 years old. Trevor’s last known girlfriend was a woman named Jordan Taylor back in 2017.  But he’s pretty private about his personal life.  He’s 36. 

That picture Adele posted in a Jamaican flag bikini top made Tom Hanks’ son Chet THIRSTY.  He posted a video of himself coming on to her in a Jamaican accent, and mouthing the words “Get in my DMs.”

Ariana Grande has become the first woman to have 200 million Instagram followers.  Here’s a montage of some of the biggest songs in her career, starting from when she was Cat Valentine on “Victorious”, up through this year’s duet with Lady Gaga, “Rain on Me”. Trivia:  Kylie Jenner is 2nd with 193 million, Selena Gomez is 3rd with 190. She used to be first.  Katy Perry has 105, and Taylor Swift has 140.  Surprisingly, Lady Gaga only has at about 44 million. The most followed PERSON?  Portuguese soccer star Cristiano Ronaldo, with 237 million followers.

AMC Theaters announced it will show the movie 2013 42  in 300 different locations later this week … as a tribute to Chadwick Boseman

A big movie fan in Manitoba is going for a Guinness World Record by attempting to see Tenet in theaters 120 times. His name is Craig Sharpe, 47 and this started on Aug. 26 and attended his 15th screening of Tenet yesterday afternoon. Its technically the Guinness World Record for most cinema productions attended — same film. The record is currently held by Australian woman Joanne Connor, who attended 108 screenings of Bohemian Rhapsody in early 2019. He said it should take about 30 days. It only counts for a first run movie and once its available for download or to buy that window closes. He also has to stay for the whole thing including credits. This movie is 2 hours and 31 minutes.

The movie “Airplane!” turned 40 this summer, so Britain’s “Independent newspaper put together a list of the 10 greatest SPOOF movies.  And “Airplane!” is NOT #1.

1.  “Blazing Saddles”, 1974

2.  “Airplane!”, 1980

3.  “Young Frankenstein”, 1974

4.  “This Is Spinal Tap”, 1984

5.  “Monty Python and the Holy Grail”, 1975

6.  “Shaun of the Dead”, 2004

7.  “The Naked Gun: From the Files of Police Squad!”, 1988

8.  “The Rutles: All You Need Is Cash”, 1978

9.  “Dead Men Don’t Wear Plaid”, 1982

10.  “Love at First Bite”, 1979

Some “snubs” could include:  “Austin Powers”, “Spaceballs”, “Tropic Thunder”, “High Anxiety”, “Hot Shots”, “Walk Hard”, “Johnny English”, and “Scary Movie”.

It’s been six years since ROBIN WILLIAMS died. Afterwards it was revealed he was suffering from Lewy body dementia.  Thats is the subject of a new documentary called “Robin’s Wish” that’s out now on various platforms. Robin’s widow Susan Schneider Williams likens what he was going through to being chased by “invisible monsters.”  “Night at the Museum” director Shawn Levy says something was off.  Quote, “Robin was struggling to remember lines, and to combine the right words with the performance . . . He was also becoming paranoid and delusional, and losing his grip on reality.

Netflix is developing a docuseries about the not peaceful Woodstock ’99 music festival. The spirit of the original in 1969 did not carry over to ’99.  With dozens of arrests and thousands of injuries. Its being produced by the people who did Don’t F**k With Cats and the 2019 Depeche Mode documentary Spirits in the Forest. 

It’s been 15 years since TYLER PERRY released his first Madea movie, “Diary of a Mad Black Woman” . . . and according to “Forbes”, he’s now officially a BILLIONAIRE. Since then, he’s created 22 movies . . . over 20 stage plays . . . 13 TV shows . . . and two “New York Times” bestselling books. He can credit a lot of his wealth to the fact that Hollywood snubbed him at the beginning . . . so he owns and controls everything he does, and he produces everything at his own studio in Atlanta. In fact, he became the first African American to own a major movie studio outright.

“Forbes” breaks his fortune down like this: 

. . . $320 million in his library of content,

. . . $300 million in cash and investments,

. . . $280 million in his 330-acre studio,

. . . a $60 million stake in BET+

. . . and $40 million in “homes and toys.”

JAMIE FOXX will star in a sitcom called “Dad Stop Embarrassing Me”, which is based on his relationship with his real-life 26-year-old daughter, Corinne. Jamie and Corinne are co-producing the show, but Corinne won’t be acting.  Instead, Kyla-Drew will play his daughter.  She’s 16 . . . so they’re focusing on Jamie and Corinne’s relationship as she was growing up. The show will be on Netflix, but no premiere date has been announced.  Corinne says, quote, “Jamie, even though you embarrass the hell out of me, I wouldn’t have it any other way.”

It’s hard to believe it took this long . . . I mean, it’s been more than 26 years since “Gin and Juice” came out.  But SNOOP DOGG finally has his own gin. It’s called INDOGGO Gin, and it’s billed as, quote, “the ultimate remix of seven premium botanicals infused with all-natural strawberry flavor.”  And it’s relatively cheap, at only 30 bucks a bottle. Snoop says, quote, “I can’t wait for the world to taste my remix on gin!  When I wrote ‘Gin and Juice’ back in ’94 it was about good feelings and real experiences, it just naturally became a global anthem. “When creating INDOGGO, I wanted to give those feelings new life with an approachable juicy gin that’s smooth like the D.O. Double G.”

Public Enemy have announced the tracklist for new album What You Gonna Do When the Grid Goes Down, and it’s an old-school extravaganza. It’s their first album for Def Jam in more than 20 years features Beastie Boys’ Mike D and Ad-Rock, Cypress Hill, Run-DMC, Ice-T, Nas, YG, DJ Premier, George Clinton, the Roots’ Black Thought and Questlove, Rapsody, and more. See the full tracklist below. What You Gonna Do is out September 25.

Full Track List for What You Gonna Do When The Grid Goes Down?:

  1. When The Grid Goes Down (feat. George Clinton)
  2. Grid (feat. Cypress Hill and George Clinton)
  3. State of the Union (STFU) (feat. DJ Premier)
  4. Merica Mirror (feat. Pop Diesel)
  5. Public Enemy Number Won (feat. Mike D, Ad-Rock, Run-DMC)
  6. Toxic
  7. Yesterday Man (feat. Daddy-O)
  8. Crossroads Burning (Interlude) (feat. James Bomb)
  9. Fight The Power: Remix 2020 (feat. Nas, Rapsody, Black Thought, Jahi, YG, Questlove)
  10. Beat Them All
  11. Smash The Crowd (feat. Ice-T, PMD)
  12. If You Can’t Join Em Beat Em
  13. Go At It (feat. Jahi)
  14. Don’t Look At The Sky (Interlude) (feat. Mark Jenkins)
  15. Rest In Beats (feat. The Impossebulls)
  16. R.I.P. Blackat
  17. Closing: I Am Black (feat. Ms. Ariel) 

It’s hard to believe the world could ever run out of musicians . . . but they might just become another casualty of the coronavirus. According to a new BRITISH survey, 64% of professional musicians are thinking about quitting and looking for a new line of work thanks to the pandemic. Musicians say they’ve lost 87% of their live bookings, and an average of $15,000 in income.

This year’s Farm Aid is going virtual, but there will be tons of performers.  Willie Nelson, Dave Matthews, Neil Young, and John Mellencamp will lead the way . . . and guest performers include Chris Stapleton, Jamey Johnson, Brandi Carlile, Margo Price, Jack Johnson, Boz Scaggs, and Bonnie Raitt.  Farm Aid 2020 On the Road is going down September 26th. You can find out more about broadcast and streaming options at FarmAid.org.

BIRTHDAYS

Katt Williams is 49

Salma Hayek is 54.

Lennox Lewis is 55.  Boxing Hall of Famer.

Keanu Reeves is 56.  

Jimmy Connors is 68.  Tennis Hall of Famer.

Mark Harmon is 69.  

Today’s BURTON BIRTHDAY OF THE DAY…he is a football hall of famer and he actually was part of that Better Late Than Never series with Shatner, Winkler, and George Foreman.  Terry Bradshaw is 72 years young today. 

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PORNO BIRTHDAY

JEANIE RIVERS

Today’s birthday girl has been smashed more than grapes at a winery in 119 fine films including:

  • 18 and REALLY NASTY
  • BEST OF NORTH POLE
  • CRÈME DE LA FACE VOLUME 44: RINSE
  • GYM NASTIES
  • NO MANS LAND
  • TEN LITTLE ANGELS
  • IT’S A DOGS LIFE
  • AND WHO COULD FORGET…HER UNFORGETTABLE ROLE IN….I CAN’T TELL YOU HOW MUCH I REALLY LOVE LESBIANS

JEANIE RIVERS is 40 YEARS OLD

The Cardinals brought it yesterday as they combined for 23 hits and 16 runs in a 16-2 beatdown of the Reds yesterday.  Brad Miller had two homers and 5 RBI in the win.  Tonight the Reds and Cardinals will play again…first pitch is scheduled for 5:40PM.

The 16 runs scored by the Cards were the most by an NL team this year, until the Giants game last night.  San Francisco combined for 27 hits and 23 runs in their win against the Rockies last night.  The 23 runs were the most by the SF Giants in franchise history.

Yankees closer Aroldis Chapman threw a 101 mph fastball near the head of pinch hitter Michael Brosseau while closing out his first save of the season, prompting the benches to empty after New York ended a six-game losing streak against the Tampa Bay Rays with a 5-3 victory Tuesday night. Chapman’s first pitch to Brosseau with two out in the ninth inning whizzed past his head, and umpires met before issuing warnings to both benches amid a budding rivalry that’s been dominated this season by Tampa Bay. The Rays are 7-2 against the Yankees and lead second-place New York by 3½ games in the American League East.  Chapman struck out Brosseau to end it, and Brosseau began walking toward the visiting dugout before turning back to exchange words with someone on the Yankees. The dugouts and benches emptied and players gathered near home plate, but they mostly kept their distance before dispersing to their respective clubhouses, and umpires stepped in.

Last night the Flyers avoided elimination with a 4-3 win in overtime.  New York still leads that series 3-2.  Also – the Canucks avoided elimination as they beat the Golden Knights 2-1.  Tonight – Colorado looks to force a game seven but its all over if the Stars win at 7PM.

In the NBA, the Celtics beat the Raptors 102-99 to go up 2-0 in their series and the Denver Nuggets survived and officially completed the comeback.  They at one point were down 3-1 in their series and for the 12th time in NBA history, they fought back and won Game 7.   Final score 80-78.  They now go on to take on the Clippers in round 2.

The NFL and NFL Players Association announced four players and six members of team personnel tested positive for COVID-19 during the period of Aug. 21-29. The announcement explained 58,621 tests were administered to 8,739 people. The handful of people who did test positive followed the league’s protocols that call for immediate isolation and no access to team facilities or other members of the team. It is an uptick from the last round of testing conducted from Aug. 12-20 that revealed zero players and six team personnel members who tested positive. According to the report, the plan is to continue conducting daily testing through at least Sept. 5 while the league and the players association continue negotiating plans for regular-season testing.

Running back Joe Mixon agreed to a four-year, $48 million contract extension with the Cincinnati Bengals on Tuesday. The 24-year-old, a second-round pick in 2017, was due to hit free agency in 2021. 

While her sister advance…Venus Williams’ 2020 U.S. Open lasted just one match. Karolina Muchova, who was the No. 20 seed in the women’s singles draw, defeated Venus in straight sets. Tuesday marked the first career matchup between Williams and Muchova, and is still always somewhat shocking to see a legend like Williams drop out in the first round of a major. The seven-time Grand Slam winner won the U.S. Open in back-to-back years in 2000 and 2001 and was in the semifinals as recently as 2017.

College football fans excited for the start of the season will have to fork out a lot of money to watch Missouri State vs. Oklahoma on Sept. 12. Per SoonerSports.com, the game will be available for $54.99 through SoonerSports.tv and the SoonerSports apps.  On the one hand, a $54.99 price point is lower than a UFC pay-per-view or a major boxing match. On the other hand, Missouri State is an FCS school that is being paid $600,000 to essentially serve as a warm-up game for the Sooners this season. The Bears are the only non-conference game on Oklahoma’s schedule. The Sooners will have the following week off before diving into Big 12 play against Kansas State. 

UFC President Dana White is ready and willing to make a fight between Jon Jones and Brock Lesnar happen.  White told TMZ “he’s heard the rumors” and said “if Brock is ‘seriously interested’ in fighting Jones, he’s more than happy to put it together.” Lesnar has split time between WWE and UFC over much of the past two decades. He was most recently under contract with WWE and fought at WrestleMania 36, but he’s no longer under contract with the promotion. Therefore, he is hypothetically free to fight in the UFC, even if it’s for just one bout