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A Particularly Bad Year For Karens

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One in Three People Have Lied to Their Significant Other About Their Number of Sexual Partners – TheSun

Lots of People Say the Pandemic Has Made Them Realize Their Partner Is “The One” – SWNSDigital

Your Eyes Are Your Most Important Feature in Virtual Dating – Dailystar

Doing This One Chore Will Turn Your Partner On, Study Says – Yahoo

Meet the 24-year-old who’s tracking every broken McDonald’s ice-cream machine in the US – TheVerge

Man called 911, said he was “seeing aliens” – Veronews

German man sets world record with 516 body modifications – UPI

Taylor Swift’s Folklore is No. 1 again on the Billboard 200 chart. That is the eighth nonconsecutive week. It is also the first album to sell a million copies in the U.S. in 2020. Her last album, Lover, released on Aug. 23, 2019, was the only album to sell a million in the U.S. in 2019. It sold 1.09 million that year, of its now-total 1.22 million.

DRAKE’s next album is called “Certified Lover Boy”, and it’ll be out in January.  He posted a visual teaser, although it’s basically just some arty shots, and Drake with a heart cut into his hair. There isn’t an exact release date, but one commenter said, quote, “2020 doesn’t deserve this album . . . great way to start the new year!!!” Saturday was also Drake’s 34th birthday.

73 year old ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER underwent heart surgery last week at the Cleveland Clinic medical center in Ohio. In an Instagram post on Friday he said, quote, “I have a new aortic valve to go along with my new pulmonary valve from my last surgery. “I feel fantastic and have already been walking the streets of Cleveland enjoying your amazing statues.  Thank you to every doc and nurse on my team!” The pulmonary valve surgery he mentioned was two years ago . . . and he had the same procedure back in 1997.

When TRUMP got onto the Marine One helicopter on Thursday to head to the debate in Nashville, his wife MELANIA was with him. Or WAS SHE??? In a picture that’s been circulating on the Internet all weekend, it clearly looks like the woman with Trump is a FAKE Melania. The REAL Melania did appear with her husband AFTER the debate . . . but as they walked offstage, she refused to hold his hand. Trump has been accused of using Melania doubles in the past.

‘Saturday Night Live’ took on the final presidential debate over the weekend with Maya Rudolph played moderator Kristen Welker. Alec Baldwin as Trump promised a vaccine delivered by the Army. Also the moderator kept a malarkey count for Jim Carrey’s Joe Biden. Kate McKinnon returned as Rudy Giuliani to make fun of his hand down his pants while lying on a hotel bed in the new Borat movie

Offset was detained after driving past a Trump rally.  He was with Cardi B’s cousin, who was arrested on a gun charge.  The police were told the two were waving guns at people.  Offset says someone was beating on his car with a flag. He caught some of the interaction with police on Instagram Live.

Remember recently we mentioned Dane Cook invented the Karen thing? Comedian Jay Pharaoh says he was the one that invented it. Although Pharoah mentions that comedians like Dane Cook poked fun at the name before him in 2008, he says his version is what led to “Karen” becoming synonymous with entitled white women.

Check out this video of Borat sending Katy Perry a birthday message.  It was a gift from Orlando Bloom.

Latest Bond film could be headed to TV. The last time we see Daniel Craig as James Bond may be on TV. After getting delayed (AGAIN) until April 2021, the bosses at MGM are under “serious pressure” to release the latest James Bond movie, ‘No Time to Die’ to a streaming service. Film critic Drew McWeeny tweeted that Apple TV and Netflix have put down “insane” amounts of cash for the rights to stream ‘No Time to Die’. McWeeny wouldn’t put a dollar amount on “insane”, but to put it in perspective: ‘Coming 2 America’ was reportedly bought by Amazon Prime for more than $120 million.  Imagine the kind of coin Apple TV or Netflix must be coughing up for a James Bond film, then.

Here is Ozzy Osbourne talking about Eddie Van Halen and his guitar work. Ozzy could have saved us from Van Halen’s Gary Cherone era.  He says that Eddie Van Halen once asked him to join Van Halen

MIKE TYSON has a hot new EDM club track.  It’s called “Mike Tyson”, and technically it’s by an electronic group called TIKI LAU.  But it features Tyson on vocals, singing “I’m Mike Tyson,” over and over again. There are a few other vocal samples, including one where Tyson says, quote, “Lend me your ears, or I will eat them all.”

Streaming Concerts – The Week of Halloween! Black Stone Cherry is gearing up for their Live from The Sky livestream concert, Friday, October 30th.  The show starts at 8pm at the band’s website. GWAR’s Scumdogs of The Universe livestream concert, to celebrate the album’s 30th anniversary, is set for October 30th  at gwar.net. Puscifer will livestream a desert performance October 30th to celebrate the upcoming album release, Existential Reckoning.  Tickets are for sale at pusciferlive.com  Steel Panther’s Halloweenie Livescream starts at 5pm October 31st at steelpanterrocks.com Mr. Bungle’s The Night They Came Home livestream begins at 3pm on Halloween, October 31st and will be available on demand for 72 hours at mrbungle.live

COVID will change a lot about how movies and TV are produced.  But it’s NOT going to come between Jack and Rebecca on “This Is Us”. MILO VENTIMIGLIA says, quote, “[MANDY MOORE] and I were inches away on Saturday doing a few scenes together.  She’s regularly tested, I’m regularly tested. “Because of the seriousness of COVID and knowing that Mandy’s pregnant . . . and we have 150 souls on our crew . . . nobody wants to put them at risk.” He added, quote, “I trust Mandy and how she goes about her life away from work, and I think Mandy trusts me for how I go about my life away from work . . . “You’re not going to see a Jack dummy or a Rebecca dummy . . . or Mandy kissing the Jack dummy or Milo kissing the Mandy dummy.  It’s not gonna be that!”

Shia LaBeouf and Margaret Qualley are naked from head to toe and show it all in the new NSFW short film for her older sister Rainsford‘s new single “Love Me Like You Hate Me.” It starts with them naked while in bed together and we see it all. The video also ends with them naked for a shower scene. Press notes say the “10-minute split-screen film portrays the tenderness and toxicity of a relationship, presented from the dual, and at times conflicting, perspectives of a couple. With a gently disorientating structure, the piece builds towards an open-ended resolution that loops back on itself, returning us to where we began. “Please watch it. It’s filled with love and pain and tenderness and rage and real pieces of my heart,” Rainsford said in a statement. The actress and the singer are both Andie McDowell’s daughters.Cindy the TikTok star, known on the social media app as @_sincindy, also works at LAX. Airport in Los Angeles California. She meets big time stars all the time. She has taken to tik tok and rated a bunch of them based on how nice or not nice they are on a regular basis.  She based the ranking on a scale of 1-10 with some celebrities like Kendall Jenner earning a low 2  “Every time she flew out, she was not really friendly to anybody and walked around really arrogant.” Nicki Minaj also had a low score of 2/10 because she “wouldn’t get off the aircraft until everybody else got off,” which she claimed was a disruption to flight attendants.  She gave Cameron Dallas the lowest score with a 1/10. She claimed the YouTube star held up his flight because he was running late and thought it was funny when he was reprimanded by staff for his tardiness. “Avengers” star Chris Evans was ranked an 8/10 whereas his co-star Chris Hemsworth scored a 10/10 because he was “always” polite and “on a first-name basis with some of the staff.”  Gaten Matarazzo from “Stranger Things” scored a 10/10 and his co-stars Natalia Dyer and Charlie Heaton received a joint 9/10. Orlando Bloom was a 10/10  saying he was “hilarious,” and also claimed actress Rebel Wilson “didn’t expect special treatment.” Cindy also rated Anna Faris a 12/10 for being “amazing” and “super f–king humble.”  “I felt like I was checking in my friend. I’ve never met a better person in my life,” she said of Faris. Lastly, despite missing her flight, Dakota Johnson scored a 9/10 for being able to joke about the incident afterward.

BIRTHDAYS

CM Punk is 42

Jon Heder is 43.  He IS Napoleon Dynamite.

Seth MacFarlane is 47.  Captain Mercer on “The Orville”, and “Family Guy”creator who does the voices of Peter, Stewie, Brian AND Quagmire.

Keith Urban is 53

Cary Elwes is 58.  

Rita Wilson is 64.  Mrs. Tom Hanks.

Hillary Clinton is 73.

Todays BURTON BIRTHDAY OF THE DAY…this dude has a job that pays him an ungodly amount of money to host a show where people spin a giant wheel and then yell out hangman answers.  It’s unreal.  He makes a TON of money doing this.  Pat Sajak – host of Wheel of Fortune – is 74 years young.   

PORNO BDAY

And today’s BDAY GIRL is….

JUDITH KOSTNER

Today’s birthday girl has been far more TRICK than TREAT in 117 fine films including…

  • Anal Paradise
  • Dirty Little Perverts
  • Holy Bitches Volume 3
  • The North Pole
  • Welcome to Sex Island
  • War and Sex
  • Hot Bods and Tail Pipe Volume 18
  •  And who could forget…her unforgettable role in….Show Me That Ass: The Bigger The Better

JUDITH KOSTNER is 44 years old

Last night the Dodgers picked up a win in game 5 of the World Series and now are just 1 win away from the win as they lead the series 3 games to 2.  However, last nights game seem to be pretty boring as compared to game 4.  The Dodgers had the Rays down to their last strike, with runners on first and second.  But Brett Phillips smacked a ball into center field.  Dodgers center fielder Chris Taylor tried to field the ball too fast, and it bounced off his glove. Then, his throw to the infield was off-line.  Max Muncy cut it off, and threw to the plate, but his throw was also off. Still, catcher Will Smith could’ve caught it and tagged the runner, but he pivoted before he had the ball, and it bounced past him, allowing the winning run to score. Closer Kenley Jansen might have salvaged the play if he was backing Smith up, because the runner slipped and fell on his way to the plate.  But he wasn’t.  Game Six is tomorrow night. 

Looks like Antonio Brown has a new team…He and the Bucs have agreed to a 1 year deal that could be worth up to 2.5 million dollars.  I mean, at this point the Bucs are freaking stacked.  Brown COULD join the team as early as Week 9. 

Wisconsin quarterback Graham Mertz has tested positive for COVID-19.  Mertz shined for the Badgers in Wisconsin’s win on Friday. The redshirt freshman completed 20 of 21 passes in the 45-7 victory, throwing for 248 yards and five touchdowns. Wisconsin officials did not comment on Mertz’s status. He could still play next week against Nebraska if he registers just one positive test, though a second test will force him to sit out at least 21 days, per Big Ten protocol.

Mizzou picked up a big win on Saturday beating Kentucky 20-10 at home in Columbia.  The Tigers are now 2-2 on he season and next play Florida on Halloween in Florida.  That’s IF the game is allowed to be played considering Florida has had MULTIPLE players and staffers test positive for coronavirus.  IF the game happens against the 10th ranked Gators, kick off is scheduled for 6:30PM.

Brazil and Barcelona legend Ronaldinho has tested positive for coronavirus.  He is 40 years old and said that he is asymptomatic and is no self-isolating.  He says that he doesn’t feel any different but is taking the virus seriously and is waiting the necessary time until he leaves at home quarantine. 

Yesterday the ZoZo Championship wrapped up in the PGA with Justin Cantlay getting the win.  He shot a final 23 under par for the win followed by John Rham and Justin Thomas.  The Masters is quickly approaching and people are looking at Tiger.  He finished tied for 72nd with a 1 under par.  There are two other tournaments and then the Masters. And finally – UFC superstar Khabib defended his light heavyweight title on Saturday and won with a 2nd round submission against Justin Gaethje (GayGee).  After the fight, he immediately announced his retirement.  Now – before you go getting all said – even though this may have seemed a little different, he has retired and then unretired twice before.  He finished his pro MMA career at 29-0