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#RizzRecap: And That Is The Ball Hitting The Side Of His Face

Pervert, 31, who broke into a stable to have sex with a horse says the animal gave him consent – because she winked at him via Daily Mail A pervert…

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#RizzRecap: Once You Go Fire, Hot Is Retired

Texas woman accused of biting off, swallowing part of victim’s nose via AJC A Texas woman was arrested and charged with assault after police say she bit off and swallowed…

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#RizzRecap: My Dearest Blank Will Never Be Written

A Guy Tries to Get Away After Huffing Air Freshener at Walmart . . . But He Passes Out Right in Front of the Store via Patch The biggest problem…

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RizzRecap: Maybe I Do, I Don’t, But Maybe I Do

Middletown woman comes home to naked, hatchet-wielding man in her bed via WLWT A Middletown mother found a man half-naked in her bed holding a hatchet. Kaylie Radford said she…

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#RizzRecap: Dog In A Stroller. Kid On A Leash

Nude burglary suspect had been released from prison the day before via Fox2Now A Fulton, Missouri man arrested for burglarizing homes is well-known to police. Authorities said 30-year-old Thomas Seay…

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RizzRecap: From Suits To Boots

A Guy with No Arms Is Arrested For Managing to Stab Someone via MiamiHerald: There’s a guy from Chicago who’s going to get home from his vacation soon . .…

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#RizzRecap: I Had No Idea You Were Handsome

A Guy Says He Wasn’t Drunk Driving . . . He Was Only Drinking at Stop Signs via theSmokingGun: This guy must’ve thought he found THE greatest loophole ever. There’s…

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#RizzRecap: Walk Amongst The Chips

A Drunk Driver Runs Back to His Burning Car to Light a Cigarette VIA Fox40: A 25-year-old idiot named Robert Quigley was driving drunk near Sacramento, California on Sunday when…

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RizzRecap: What? You’ve never made out with a small woodland creature?

Two People on Drugs Thought They Were Being Tracked by Aliens . . . But It Was Just Fireflies via Local21News – A couple in central Pennsylvania did a bunch…

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#RizzRecap: Boy, His Breath Has To Stink.

Neck tattoo with Greensburg man’s name foils fake ID – Triblive Cops Find a Drunk Driver’s Big Gulp Full of Booze After He Demands They Search His Car – TCPalm…

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