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#RizzNews: Idiocracy Prophecy True. People Are Getting Dumber. SoundCloud Rap Fail.

St. Louis’ lead prosecutor says some cases for marijuana possession will be dismissed via KMOV: In a letter, St. Louis Circuit Attorney Kim Gardner said her office will dismiss cases of those accused of possessing less than 100 grams of marijuana. Gardner wrote working on such cases makes it harder for her office to bring…

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#RizzEXTRA: The Average Home Needs Nine Repairs Right Now . . . Plus the Ten We’re Most Likely to Put Off

The Average Home Needs Nine Repairs Right Now . . . Plus the Ten We’re Most Likely to Put Off via NYPost: I guess this counts as good news? It turns out everyone else is JUST as lazy about home improvement projects as you are. Nice. According to a new survey, the average home needs…

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#RizzEXTRA: WORLD-RECORD ORGY ATTEMPT FALLS SHORT IN LAS VEGAS

WORLD-RECORD ORGY ATTEMPT FALLS SHORT IN LAS VEGAS via Las Vegas Weekly: For all the fanfare leading up to the June 2 attempt to break the record for the world’s biggest orgy, the main event of the Sin City 8 adults-only weekender didn’t quite attract the expected amount of participants. Despite having more than 1,000…

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#RizzEXTRA: This Guy Served His Friends Tacos Made from His Own Amputated Leg

via VICE(warning – disturbing pictures on site): If you could taste human flesh in an ethical way, would you? It’s the kind of question you ask after watching Silence of the Lambs stoned. No matter how you respond, you never expect anyone to hold you to your answer. But in a recent Reddit post, user…

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#RizzNews: New Whiskey Flavored with Beaver Anus. Guy Poops on Another Driver.

There’s a New Whiskey Flavored with Beaver Anus via Thrillist: Well, it’s happened: I think we finally found some alcohol that’s grosser than Miller High Life Light. Tamworth Distilling in New Hampshire is releasing a new limited-edition whiskey that’s flavored with . . . wait for it . . . BEAVER ANUS. Well, technically, beaver…

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#RizzNews: Rodman, Trump and Un. Fan of the Foot Massage? Ordered Urn Leads To Arrest.

‘I’m so happy’: Dennis Rodman weeps as Trump and Kim meet via ABCNews: Former NBA star Dennis Rodman openly wept on television in a live interview from Singapore on Tuesday as President Donald Trump and North Korea’s Kim Jong Un met for the first time. He told The Associated Press that he hopes to soon…

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#SPORTS! Cards Hit Some Dingers For Win. Minor League Team Name Hilarity. Make Bets In NJ.

The Cardinals got a big win thanks to some homers from Marcell Ozuna, Jose Martinez, and Jedd Gyorko. Thanks to the long ball the Cards beat the Padres last night 5-2. Jack Flaherty picked up his 3rd win of the year. The Cards and Padres face each other again tonight. First pitch is scheduled for…

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#RizzNews: Simple Trick For Luggage To Be First at Baggage. Backseat Drivers Are Dangerous.

There’s a Simple Trick to Make Your Luggage Come Out First at Baggage Claim via NYPost: Waiting for your luggage is one of the worst parts about flying.  After a five-hour flight, that extra 10 or 15 minutes feels like an eternity.  So here’s a trick that might cut your wait in half . . .…

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#RizzNews: Country Time Lemonade Stands Up For Kids. Kids In Cages. Laclede’s Landing Comeback.

Carjacking suspect shot himself after chase into Granite City via BND: A man was critically injured after he shot himself at the end of a bi-state police chase that officials say began with an armed carjacking in St. Louis County. Police were called to the 1000 block of Sweepstakes Lane in response to an armed…

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#RizzEXTRA: The Average Person Doesn’t Think They’re Grown Up Until 33

The Average Person Doesn’t Think They’re Grown Up Until 33 . . . Plus the 10 Signs You’re an “Adult Child” via DailyMail: According to a new survey, the average person doesn’t think they’re grown up until age 33. And here are the top 10 signs that you’re right . . . you’re NOT grown…

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