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#RizzRecap: Backyard BBQ Power Moves, Terrible Gun Tat and loads more.

A Guy Gets Pulled Over For Driving Drunk . . . and Chugs the Beer in His Hand via MiamiHerald: If only this guy was as dedicated to something PRODUCTIVE as he is to making sure no mediocre beer goes to waste. A 48-year-old guy named Daryl Riedel from Big Coppitt Key, Florida was pulled…

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#RizzRecap: Terrible Ways To Die List, Face Tattoos, An Insane Mugshot and loads more.

#Headline Hooshe: A Couple Gets Busted for Having Sex in an Intersection . . . and the Woman’s Been Arrested For That Before, With a Different Guy via OKCFox: If you’re a single guy in the Oklahoma City area and you like the idea of having sex in public in broad daylight, do I have…

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#RizzParanoia: Your kitchen towel could give you food poisoning

Your kitchen towel could give you food poisoning via KMOV: Ever wonder how much bacteria is growing on your kitchen towel? A new study suggests that it may be a lot, and that the amount increases with family size and frequency of meat consumption. Researchers cultured bacteria from 100 kitchen towels after one month of…

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#RizzEXTRA: Stop Bringing Your Young Children To Concerts?

Dear Cool Dads and Moms: Stop Bringing Your Young Children To Concerts via UPROXX: A few months ago I was at a music festival in Cincinnati, Ohio, and about to watch one of my favorite bands, The National, perform one of my favorite albums, Boxer, from front to back. I somehow talked my way into…

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#RizzNews: Hard Rock Cafe St. Louis calls it quits. Child breaks $132 art piece. We need more sleep.

Owner of Gus Gus Fun Bus hospitalized after being struck in downtown St. Louis via KMOV: The owner of a well-known St. Louis party bus is recovering after being struck by a truck during an attempted robbery Saturday afternoon. Gus Gus Fun Bus owner Mike Arnold was one of two people struck near Kiener Plaza.…

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#RizzNews: Idiocracy Prophecy True. People Are Getting Dumber. SoundCloud Rap Fail.

St. Louis’ lead prosecutor says some cases for marijuana possession will be dismissed via KMOV: In a letter, St. Louis Circuit Attorney Kim Gardner said her office will dismiss cases of those accused of possessing less than 100 grams of marijuana. Gardner wrote working on such cases makes it harder for her office to bring…

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#RizzEXTRA: The Average Home Needs Nine Repairs Right Now . . . Plus the Ten We’re Most Likely to Put Off

The Average Home Needs Nine Repairs Right Now . . . Plus the Ten We’re Most Likely to Put Off via NYPost: I guess this counts as good news? It turns out everyone else is JUST as lazy about home improvement projects as you are. Nice. According to a new survey, the average home needs…

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#RizzEXTRA: WORLD-RECORD ORGY ATTEMPT FALLS SHORT IN LAS VEGAS

WORLD-RECORD ORGY ATTEMPT FALLS SHORT IN LAS VEGAS via Las Vegas Weekly: For all the fanfare leading up to the June 2 attempt to break the record for the world’s biggest orgy, the main event of the Sin City 8 adults-only weekender didn’t quite attract the expected amount of participants. Despite having more than 1,000…

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#RizzEXTRA: This Guy Served His Friends Tacos Made from His Own Amputated Leg

via VICE(warning – disturbing pictures on site): If you could taste human flesh in an ethical way, would you? It’s the kind of question you ask after watching Silence of the Lambs stoned. No matter how you respond, you never expect anyone to hold you to your answer. But in a recent Reddit post, user…

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#RizzNews: New Whiskey Flavored with Beaver Anus. Guy Poops on Another Driver.

There’s a New Whiskey Flavored with Beaver Anus via Thrillist: Well, it’s happened: I think we finally found some alcohol that’s grosser than Miller High Life Light. Tamworth Distilling in New Hampshire is releasing a new limited-edition whiskey that’s flavored with . . . wait for it . . . BEAVER ANUS. Well, technically, beaver…

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