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This Dedicated To Balls Mahoney

Thieves reportedly cutting catalytic converters out of cars in St. Louis County – KMOV Thieves hit parking lots stealing from cars, smashing windows near The Dome 2 weeks in a…

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Americas Full Of Dopes

‘Incredibly drunk’ driver didn’t know he was missing tire – FoxNews Police in Rotherham U.K. pulled over a Peugeot sedan on Saturday night because its front wheel didn’t have a tire,…

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Chris Kattan Brought A Gun

Construction worker almost dies after swallowing two live eels ‘to try to cure his constipation’ – TheSun Man’s penis ROTS after he gets it stuck in a metal pipe for…

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More Cream The Better

A mixed martial arts fighter didn’t want to get a DUI. So cops said he made them an offer – MiamiHerald A Florida man thought he could get out of…

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Barret Jackman And The Barnyard

Florida woman accused of trying to pee on cop, running down man with her BMW – NYPost A Florida woman tried to urinate on a police officer while being arrested…

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That Is What A Honk Is

Wanted Man Used Son, 11, As Human Shield – TheSmokingGun A Guy Headbutts His Girlfriend for Complaining About His Nasty Gas – TexasHomePage A Drunk Driving Politician First Tried to…

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The Small Tortoise And The Shoe

A New Dog Harness Tells You How Your Dog Is Feeling – CNET You Can Now Buy a Scarf That Looks Like a Long CVS Receipt – ABCNews Natty Light…

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Dave Attell A Solid Hunk Of Rubber

A New Subaru Accidentally Has a Name That’s a Very Dirty Acronym – TopGear A Woman Forgets She’s Posing as an FBI Agent and Claims She’s a CIA Agent –…

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The Return Of Rage Freak Carter Hutton

Man killed in attempted ATM robbery was awaiting sentencing for similar crime – Fox2Now O’Fallon, Missouri businesses evacuated after bomb threat – Fox2Now Chicago Airports Add Boxes for Travelers to…

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Final Message For Your Virginity

Did you catch Jeff Burton’s final message for King Scott’s Virginity? Jeff says goodbye and gives some final advice in a way that only Jeff could… Man arrested for screaming…

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