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No Longer A Hat Try-er-On-er

Man arrested for jumping drawbridge in southwest Detroit as it was rising – WXYZ Detroit police say a man jumped a draw bridge as it was rising up on Fort…

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The Cadillac Of Bidets

Florida woman named Lovely Butts accused of pouring bleach on child’s face – ClickOrlando A Florida woman named Lovely Butts threw bleach on a child and threatened to hit her…

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No Cheers No Handshakes

Fleeing suspect in Georgia abandons winning lottery ticket – WILX A suspect in Georgia left his good luck behind when he abandoned a winning lottery ticket while fleeing sheriff’s deputies.…

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Just A Bald Peach

High on meth, man takes part in gun battle with imaginary people – WANE A man high on meth apparently shot up the inside of his house after imagining people…

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The Scott Of 1908

“Not Drunk” Driver Arrested for DUI After Losing a Wheel Off His Range Rover – FoxNews Ironic stickers are the double-edged sword of comedy on the road, when – and…

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I’m Wiping With A Flame

St. Louis City SC management expects season ticket sell-out – Fox2Now A Guy Gives an Impassioned Speech to the City Council About Renaming Boneless Chicken Wings – Brobible McDonald’s Issued…

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A Thinly Sliced Jabroni

Police: Woman assaulted with bicycle tire after rejecting proposal A rejected marriage proposal reportedly led to an arrest, according to Wichita Falls police Wichita Falls Police were called to the…

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Somebody Moved My Nuts

Man arrested for going through Taco Bell drive-thru naked, said clothes were in washer – KomoNews The Oklahoma City Police Department responded to a Taco Bell in the 1000 block of S.…

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I Wish I Were Wet

Off The Beat: Man in Hawaiian shirt swings 5-foot tree branch? – TCPalm A 61-year-old man accused of swinging a 5-foot tree branch at passing motorists and tapping on windows…

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How Do You Spell Keister?

A Woman in a Stolen ‘Student Driver’ Car Followed a Cop 11 Miles, Just to See Where He Was Going – Fox19 Philippines Government Official Caught Having Sex with Secretary…

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