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Where You Is They Is

Man arrested for running from Pasco deputies, hiding heroin in rectum – WFLA A Hernando Beach man is facing several charges after deputies say he ran from them during a…

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I’m A Very Gentle Lover

Pensacola man masturbating outside Walmart grabbed deputy’s rear end, ECSO says – PNJ A Pensacola man who was being arrested for allegedly masturbating in a Pensacola Walmart parking lot is…

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Plug The Hole With A Sensor

McDonald’s Is Testing Blueberry McGriddles Breakfast Sandwiches – Delish Cinnabon Cream Cheese Frosting Cookie Sandwiches Now Exist – Delish T-Mobile and Taco Bell are opening combination stores called T-MoBell. No,…

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Yeah Woodstock Overland

A Photo of a Pizza That’s Just a Ring of Crust Is Going Viral – Time Nestlé announces it’s launching a SUGAR-FREE dark chocolate KitKat which uses only cocoa leftovers…

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A Little Turtle Jerky

Conestoga man facing DUI charges after attempting to convince neighbors he had time machine, was from the future – Fox43 A Conestoga man is facing DUI charges after a disturbance…

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Monkey Tore A Salad

Rattlesnake and radioactive uranium found during Oklahoma traffic stop – Fox2Now Two people were arrested in Oklahoma after police stopped a stolen car and found a rattlesnake, radioactive uranium, and…

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He Threw Up From His Ankles

Police say an Illinois mom had her daughters ride in an inflatable pool on top of their SUV – CNN An Illinois mom was arrested and charged with child endangerment…

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The Viking Who Cooks with Emo Philips

Shots fired at outlet mall tied to attempted kidnapping – Fox2Now Westbound I-70 shuts down at Lucas and Hunt during rush hour after shots fired – Fox2Now After 8 years,…

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Pseudo Masochism

Women Have Just as Many Sex Dreams as Men – NYPost Best & Worst States for Singles – WalletHub Five Relationship “Red Flags” That Are Actually Normal – Indy100 There’s…

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He’s A Whiz Whistler

Florida man admits to lighting firecrackers under a child’s bed. He said it was a prank gone wrong – MyFox8 A Florida man told Sheriff’s deputies that he threw firecrackers…

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