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#HeadlineHooshe: A Guy Threatens to Kill His Neighbors Because of His Severe Testicular Pain

A Guy Threatens to Kill His Neighbors Because of His Severe Testicular Pain via NWFDailyNews: It’s hard to judge a man for how he acts when he’s got excruciating JUNK PAIN. A 32-year-old guy in Westville, Florida was walking around his neighborhood last week screaming at his neighbors and telling them he was going to…

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#HeadlineHooshe: Caseyville man assaults Daffy Duck at Six Flags

Caseyville man assaults Daffy Duck at Six Flags via KMOV: A Caseyville man is accused of assaulting Daffy Duck at Six Flags St. Louis. The Eureka Police Department says the 23-year-old man assaulted the employee around 8:50 p.m. on June 3. Eureka police say the man, who was not identified, told them he grabbed the…

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#HeadlineHooshe: Tennessee man fights police at Walmart in underwear and cowboy boots

Tennessee man fights police at Walmart in underwear and cowboy boots via AJC: Police in east Tennessee arrested a man who was fighting them in his underwear and cowboy boots at a Walmart, the Advocate and Democrat of Madisonville reported. Jacob Bradley Hodge, 28, of Madisonville, was charged with public intoxication, disorderly conduct and resisting…

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#HeadlineHooshe: Naked man with rake attacks Florida couple

Naked man with rake attacks Florida couple via WKRG: Attacked by a naked man swinging a rake! The victim in this case fought back. He grabbed a hammer and went to town. Armed with a yard rake, the accused attacker met his match when the victim grabbed a hammer. Deputies say Maurice Castaneda, not wearing…

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#HoosheEXTRA: A Guy Busted Carrying a Hatchet Says He Needs It For Protection From Florida Scum Bags

A Guy Busted Carrying a Hatchet Says He Needs It For Protection From Florida “Scum Bags” via theSmokingGun: Florida definitely has a reputation for having the DUMBEST criminals in the country. So . . . yeah. I can totally see where this guy was coming from. A 23-year-old guy named Travis Byerly from Danville, Kentucky…

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#HeadlineHooshe: Thinking it was GTA man on LSD stole car and led cops on 40-mile chase

Thinking it was ‘Grand Theft Auto,’ man on LSD stole car and led cops on 40-mile chase via MercedSunStar: The high-speed chase was very real, police say, but one man high on psychedelic drugs thought it was no more than a video game. Police in Jackson County, Oregon, say they had arrested someone for a…

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#HeadlineHooshe: A Couple With Meth Gets Caught Because They Were Having Sex in a Walmart Parking Lot

A Couple With Meth Gets Caught Because They Were Having Sex in a Walmart Parking Lot via TheNewsTribune:There’s nothing that says “class” like doin’ it in a parking lot in broad daylight, then lighting up some meth. A cop in Spanaway, Washington was driving past a Walmart around 7:00 A.M. on Sunday when he saw…

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#HeadlineHooshe: South Daytona man follows up on racial slur by burning neighbor’s car

S. Daytona man follows up on racial slur by burning neighbor’s car via News-JournalOnline: A South Daytona man is accused of setting his neighbor’s car on fire after making disparaging racial comments but police said Monday there is not enough evidence to charge him with a hate crime. Joseph Minor, 56, was charged with arson…

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#HeadlineHooshe: Gainesville man arrested after huffing and driving

Gainesville man arrested after huffing and driving via News4Jax: A Gainesville man was arrested Sunday after hitting other vehicles while huffing a can of compressed air, authorities said. David Yates is charged with leaving the scene of a crash involving property damage, driving without a license, inhaling harmful chemicals and attempting to flee police, according…

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#HeadlineHooshe: Not only was the screaming man in the Publix parking lot punching cars, he was naked Read more here:

via MiamiHerald: A naked Florida man in a Publix parking lot kicked trash cans and jumped on and punched cars while screaming “I only had one beer!” cops say. Indian River County sheriff’s deputies arrested Jonathan Boettcher, 46, and charged him with disorderly public intoxication. According to the arrest report, a deputy arrived at a…

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