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#Rizzshow Recap: I’m A Wadder I Need Friends

Naked Florida man revealed on video sneaking into restaurant and munching on ramen – TampaBay It started with chicken wings, a beer and a burglar. It went downhill from there.…

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#RizzRewind: Stan Lee Doesn’t Have New Day But We Do

‘It’s the PCP’: Man wearing only a towel arrested at shopping center – Fox4KC Ohio police got a call for a naked man at a shopping plaza, but body camera…

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#RizzRecap: The Robin Hood Of Darts

Man commanded animals at Dickerson Park Zoo to eat zookeeper – NewsLeader Police say a man was wandering through Dickerson Park Zoo Tuesday night after it had closed, acting odd…

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#RizzRecap: His Feet Would Dangle

Cops Bust a Guy Who Says His Name Is “Ben Dover” – TheSmokingGun It’s good to see the next generation recycling the comedy material Bart Simpson used back in 1991.…

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#RizzRecap: A Way To Present A Toot At A Party

Man With No Pants Falls Through Waffle House Ceiling – NYTimes Police in Alabama say a man not wearing any pants fell through the roof of a Waffle House during…

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#RizzRecap: Lift Your Feet And Start Speaking German

A Guy Wearing Crocs Jumps Into a Crocodile Pit – ActionNewsJAX I can’t believe I have to say this warning out loud, but . . . just because you wear…

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#RizzRecap: Sunshine The Three Legged Cat

Man Accused of Groping Woman on Plane: Trump ‘Says It’s OK to Grab Women by Their Private Parts’ via Time – A man who was accused of groping a woman on a…

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#RizzRecap: That Is A Horrendous Thing

Melon Collie? Man arrested for smashing pumpkins in Shippensburg Walmart via Fox43 – State Police say a Shippensburg man was under the influence of alcohol and another substance when he started smashing…

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#RizzRecap: Been Through That Colon Before

Authorities look into filing charges after animals seized from home via WFMZ – Authorities yanked hundreds of exotic animals from two homes this week. Alligators, skunks and turtles were among  240 animals…

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#RizzRecap: Past The Rim To Get Them

A Woman Went on ‘Plenty of Fish’ Looking for a Hit Man to Kill Her Ex – WDAF A Guy Robs a Subway . . . Then Goes Back For…

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